#“MAN FUCK THIS TWEET”
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Jason:
Also Jason:
when you're worried about your dad but you also have a reputation
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#jason ''only I can hurt my dad'' todd#this is probably the most jason's texted to bruce in the span of 24 hrs#so bruce probably got home n saw 30+ missed calls from jay and assumed his son was on the brink of death#bruce: i love you my beautiful son 🥰#jason: fuck off old man#jason internally: omg my dad loves me 🥹#jason todd#red hood#bruce wayne#batman#social media au#batfamily#batfam#batdad#dc comics#incorrect quotes#crack#texts#tweets#fanatical posting
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Please make more of those twitter threads of the Toman characters 😭 my ass was HOLLERING at all of them ☠️
meowww here’s how it feels to have tkrv guys in ur tl
#the first one is funnier if u look at the hours LMAOOOO#i’m sorry for the excessive hanma tweets i just know he’s a HILARIOUS man to be around#ALSO BEFORE ANYONE COMES FOR ME ABT RAN AND RINDOU UNDER DRAKENS TWEETS+#THATS A REFERENCE TO THE GAME WHERE RAN AND RINDOU TEASED MIKEY ABT EMMA JUST TO FUCK WITH HIM#tokyo revengers#tokyo revengers memes#baji keisuke#kazutora hanemiya#manjiro sano#ryuguji ken#hanma shuji#makoto suzuki#takemichi hanagaki#hina tachibana#emma sano#inupi seishu#kokonoi hajime#rindou haitani#ran haitani
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#tweets#funny tweets#dudes be like#dank memes#funny content#funny stuff#memes#funny#funny post#best memes#fresh memes#hilarious#lol memes#idk why#idk man#what he said#bitches be like#what the fuck#funny meme haha#funny but true#i mean i am funny#lol sorry#sarcasm#stolen memes#stolen from twitter
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These hands are rated E for everyone.
#fuck jkr#trans man#trans rights#transgender#twitter#tweet#funny shit#anti radical feminism#radblr#lgbt#nonbinary#trans#transphobia#terfism
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positively obsessed with how Rockstar Lestat is the exact kind of guy one of my friends would show me a picture of and swear he’s really sexy and cool and brilliant. Whole time I’m thinking “oh dear GOD” staring at a trainwreck weirdo and wondering what’s happened to everybody else that is absolutely missing me. jesus christ he’s blond
#his outfits are busted he’s cosplaying a vampire as an adult man and on top of it he’s blond#if he was a real guy who came out of nowhere I would think he was so cringe#and iwtv fans are like ‘oh we love him! we would always love him!!!’ LIES#you are on the HATER WEBSITE you are simply partially sexualising him and then rolling your eyes at Lestat/Reader band fic#while reblogging hate tweets (made by armand). don’t look in my eyes and tell me you don’t think he’s a little cringe.#does it matter how camp a man is if straight women want to fuck him. I think not. site of haters we’d be on armand’s side#and also you’d wanna fuck Daniel. as recent trends show#the x reader fic swiftie aesthetic girlies would love Lestat#they want to be a rockstar’s gf#but the gay gore amc hbo nbc bitches would take one look at Daniel crazy geriatric homosexual#who claims to be a vampire and is now touring around with another separate guy claiming to be a vampire#and they would (as they are a currently doing) posting shit like#‘hey is vampire peepaw kinda sexy. like I’d let him bite me. Lestat can die but Daniel come and get it grandpa’#lestat is nothing this is daniel’s time. in the reality where this is actually happening to us and not a tv programme#iwtv#interview with the vampire#rockstar lestat#lestat de lioncourt#the vampire lestat#daniel molloy
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when u do sketches of one character and ur two faves somehow invade the page
#idk how it happened they just showed up#thought it would be fun to show their 'mini' forms as I've dubbed them. fucked up parrot entity littol devil man and sad pathetic bat#to me mumbo needs to be like. wet cat energy at times. not bc he has it but because he should#to me he is like a slinky that ive stretched very far#that one tweet about that person who would fill their petkin with milk and throw it against walls.#thats mumbo to me#mumbo jumbo#mumbo fanart#grian hermitcraft#hermitblr#trafficblr#desert duo#hermitshipping#grian#hermitcraft#scarian#technically cause its in the sketch#gtwscar#gtws#gtws fanart#goodtimeswithscar#goodtimewithscar fanart#hermitcraft grian#grian fanart#grianmc#watcher grian#waffle duo#kind of#i just slowly add tags after sometjing has been posted for 30 years#art tag
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Hey op I hope you know I read this and was caught so off guard that I literally spit out a mouthful of water and started choking 👍
canon interaction trust me
#I AM FUCKING WHEEZING#“MAN FUCK THIS TWEET”#LMAOSKSBSBAABAB#I AM LIVING FOR THEIR STUPID ASS RIVALRY SINCE REBIRTH 😭😭#rufus shinra#sephiroth#ff7
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This is but surprising since I’ve seen other accounts talking about this same shit, get snipped in real time
#not my screenshots they belong to op obviously#and if you’ve been in twitter a lot after elons takeover you get racist accounts recommended to you like it’s normal#and whenever ppl point out these accounts or try to report them nothing ever happens outside of the reporters possibly being suspended#and Elon himself posts racist memes and leaves comments on alt right accounts often#which is again#no surprise but it’s really crazy#they’re already making Sonya memes just like how they did George Floyd ☠️#I saw one earlier man#fucking pitiful#rambling#alt right ppl are saying it’s fake obviously but this tweet for nuked pretty fast#including the poster and if you’ve been on Twitter you see that using slurs and the like are encouraged
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joe kicking one of the bubbles into patrick’s face (x)
#that’s my man he did that for me cuz patrick picked this setlist or whatever the fuck HDMSBDKJDLWJEKDJDKSJ#i think that’s what they said idk i couldn’t hear on the stream#patrick stump#joe trohman#btw the phrasing on the original tweet is sending me into orbit#2ourdust#also i’m thinking some things but i wont say#my post#fall out boy
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#I need to draw him more but everything about venom makes me feel fucked up#he's truly just that dril tweet that goes 'if there was a most betrayed man in the world award I would win it'#metal gear#metal gear solid#mgs#mgsv#mgsvtpp#mgs the phantom pain#the phantom pain#mgs tpp#venom snake#venom mgs#metal gear fanart#mgs fanart#sketch#doodle#art#mikart
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return to childhood extra but instead of luo binghe waking up a child, shen qingqiu wakes up an old man. luo binghe's pillar springs up like a jack n the box
#this tweet brought to you by me having reread kitschlet's may-june relationship fic again today#i think bingy should get to fuck that old man for real#svsss#bingqiu#svsss thoughts
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does anyone have any more of these? I'm building a collection
#he's so fucking real for this lmao#leigh whannell man that you are#happy belated birthday baby i hope you had a nice gluten-free cake#leigh whannell#saw#sawposting#only vaguely saw-related but if anybody's got an archive of leigh's gluten tweets it's my fellow sawtists
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This is the funniest goddamn thing, I’ve been losing my mind about it all morning. Vash is such a disaster bi in every single version of Trigun, It brings tears to my eyes
If anyone has a translation of this interview, pls share, I would kill a man for it
#Trigun#Trimax#Trigun Maximum#I'm SOBBING#I think the info in the article is JUST that he avoids falling in love#But like#Vash: Ok yeah I'm safe I'll just never get close to anyone#Vash: Ok well I guess I'll travel with him I don't like men like that anyway EVEN THOUH I'VE NEVER SETTLED DOWN ENOUGH TO KNOW#Vash: God I want to spend every day of the rest of my life with this man#Vash: FUCK#Link to the tweet in the comments as always aksjdnaksjndkn
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Reminder that Ruki celebrates Yui on 天使の日 (Angel's Day) ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚
Today is Angel's Day, huh?
Having one day on which I can spoil you might not be so bad.
(Source: Ruki's Official Twitter account)
#screaming crying throwing up#ruki referring to yui as his angel will never not make my heart melt#OTP#RukiYuiSupremacy#thinking about these tweets adds years to my life and temporarily cures my depression#no but fr this tidbit is genuinely One Of The Sweetest Fucking Things#this man adores his yui so much aughh#ruki's really such a softie underneath that cold strict sadistic layer#which is why I stan him so hard. he embodies the best of both worlds#ruki x yui#ruki mukami#yui komori#diabolik lovers#dialovers#diahell#diabolik lovers twitter#mine#happy fangs in your neck friday fellas ♡
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"Someone said it, I forget who said it but, like, 'you dream your entire life on being on a team that freakin' good.' Right? It was meant to be—it was destiny. That save Bob made not even fucking looking? Like I bought the t-shirt! 'The Bobbery!' It's—" "Fuck, yeah!" "Bob—What's he like?" "That's the kind-of shit that you realise is just destiny...in my opinion..." "Does he talk?" "Does he smile?" "Bob? Yeah! Bob's awesome! Yeah, yeah—again, one of those perfect people."
The Cam & Strick Podcast | 7.30.24 (x)
even ekky isnt immune to good merch hats off to breakingt thats ekkys most prised possession now XD
#aaron ekblad#sergei bobrovsky#florida panthers#ekky just waltzing into the team store to buy the bobbery shirt is so funny to me#never get in between the relationship between a dman and their goalie#i think a lot about how proud he looked when he admitted to buying a bobby tshirt#CRYING SCREAMING WONDER LORE DROP THANK YOU EKKY#ekky offhandledly going yeah hes one of those perfect people :]#at this point we have to admit “perfect” is codeword for man i want to fuck#like we can all unanimously agree on this?#the list expands to 4: forsy sasha oel and bobby#which tracks yeah#love thy goalie. buy his merch.#immortalize his rise to godhood on a cotton little tshirt you wear around the house as you make your coffee#“thats when you realise its destiny”#wheres that tweet that compares that bobby save to the one adin hill made on us in the scf#and was like when bobby made that save i knew we'd win the cup#because thats exactly what we were all thinking#and im glad ekky mentions the destiny of it all#not me making fun of the “destiny” narrative the rangers had all playoffs but immediately going DESTINY on the bobby save#its only funny when me and my team do it#DESTINY DESTINY DESTINY
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Im goijg to eat your art oh my goodness
honestly you are probably the sole reason i began shipping noirpunk THEYRE SO FUCKING ADORABLE
glad to be recruiting for the cause! this one tastes like sugar cookies. perhaps also arsenic but who’s to say
#spider man: across the spider verse#spider punk#spider noir#hobie brown#noirpunk#inbox love#it’s so hard to draw cheek kisses ugh#but i fucking did it!!!!#kinda ignoring drawing in favor of writing rn#but that’s not going great either lol#bit of a sad day too but we forge on#they’re in love send tweet#would like to add uhhhh genderfluidity to the mix
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