#I AM FUCKING WHEEZING

[pocketgalaxies]

"are you talking about perineum sunning?"

"i've read about this, there's this elven woman named gwyneth paltrow, you can read about it on her blog"

"it's your asshole. that is what that word means. and then you put the sun on it, apparently?"

"they put sun on their buttholes?"

"well they don't PUT it on, they just expose their buttholes to the sun. you can't PUT sun on your butthole"

[i-am-not-the-deer-man]

Sorry boys, "wetting the dream" is going right up there with "boob king"

[snnynaturalarch]

You yee’d your last haw

[kangals]

have always found it immensely odd/frustrating when I see people who refuse to use any sort of physical force to control their dog. by which I do NOT mean hitting obv, but like: if the dog is standing rigid on the sidewalk barking at something and the owner is just standing there next to it, lightly tugging the leash but nothing more. or a small dog that’s lunging and pulling towards another dog and the owner is just, again, walking placidly behind it. or a dog that’s laying down on the sidewalk bc it wants to pounce on an oncoming dog and the owner won’t touch it. Etc you get the picture.

like goddamn dude it’s a dog. It’s on a leash. Fucking move them. why are you letting yourself get pulled around by a 20lb doodle?? sure ask nicely first but shortening the leash and yanking them back to you is not going to hurt them and in fact is what you need to do if your animals being a nuisance in public. Jesus.

[papsiguesss]

FOR YOU SEE FRIEND JOHN-

Seward: "I don't understand why you can't just tell me what's really wrong with Lucy!"

Van Helsing:

[rbtlvr]

smth for @remedyturtles new fic firefight! the twins ever <3 i'm sure they're fine

[cellgatinbo]

slime and etoiles get along so well bc they both love to just hype each other up in an endless recursive feedback loop and will stick to a bit until they die

[xxplastic-cubexx]

wait you’re telling me that you’re that one minedai artist?!?!?! you rlly liked ur doomed yaoi huh………..

the paths are finally converging its like a fucked up version of subspace emissary in my inbox

[just-sp-in-inginthevoid]

AU where Sanzu goes to juvie with S62 after Kanto incident

57 dead, 63 injured

[chiralcrystallization]

[selffagellation]

new gender, literally just a normal ass possum who lives in dracula's castle for some reason. is he a vampire. or is he just vibing. either way he just like me for REAL

[shitpost-it-tristan]

Nah cAUSE I know, FELIX DIDNOTJUST— there AINT NO WAY.

The Fix-it Felix Jr fromthegame Fix-it Felix Jr. DID NOT call RalpH,

FUCKING B I G N O S E✋️💀

Nah cause Ralph, "B I G eArS" he didn't have to cALL HIM OUT LIKE THAT– cause nAH. Unprovoked,, Ralph out here– OHMYGOD.

RALPH wREcKING CONFIDENCE 🗣

the fucking grin,, the SHIT EATING GRIN! my smug ass, chUCKLING. Man I'm, sO PROUD OF MYSELF

Nah I'm not gonna lie, Felix caught that mug smOoThLy. But then— nah caUSE fIRST OF ALL, a- ✨️AUuGhh~✨️ nnO caUSE,,,,thE soUND. whYTHEFUCK,, MaN, his ass went "AaUuGhh~ BeLiEvE tHiS iS yOuRs."

Man, he's got the vibe, he's the dad that asks, "aRe Y'aLL rEaDy tO RoCk n' RoLL!?"👉👉 after paying the bill at a restaurant.

He would do the finger guns, and the "eheh I mAdE a fuNnY" tone. Man, the genuine grin, like he didn't just make 15 kids cringe. Oh god, the way he was cheering at the race. Homie out here, yel— nah he's not "yelling." He's WHOOPING and HOLLERING, Y'all see it too, right?? Oh man, I'm starting to think this is canon.

Did you guys hear him do the NESQUIKSAND NOISE, that shit caught me off guard! The EXACT same, "oUuGh-oH—"

I fully thought he wasn't going to catch the mug, man. He just got lucky catching the first one💀

[ladyinthebluebox]

OH GOD IT JUST DAWNED ON ME WHY I LIKE THE VOID BLADE SO MUCH.

IT'S BASICALLY A BIOTIC CHARGE WITH BLADES.

FUCK ME FUUUCK I'M PLAYING A MAGE VANGUARD IN ANOTHER BIOWARE GAME LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[thatfaerieprincess]

GUYS LOOK AT THEM IM GONNA CRY

THEY ARE SO CUTE

[anarchy-and-piglins]

Sometimes I see those reblog things like "omg tell me which character you associate with me" and I wanna reblog them and then I look at my profile and I'm like nvm I think I can make a guess

[thebluespacecow]

''You do this and then you are the moster they say you are! Frank!!'' Karen that man just made fun of his recently brutaly murdered family. I think he should have this one.