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mxtcha-tea · 4 years ago

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domestic shiratorizawa

⊹summary; the life inside the dorms of shiratorizawa

⊹pilots; gn![y/n], ushijima, tendou, semi, yamagata, reon, kawanishi, shirabu, goshiki (pairings showed; yamagata x reader, goshiki x reader)

⊹genre; fluff, crack and some cursings (no proofread)

⊹flight details; i've once made a domestic imagines in my old blog so imma make a small reboot of it <3

random shopping

normal day, normal life. you could've seen yourself laying or even napping in your room while a compilation of minecraft songs plays in the background. but no. instead, you're inside an antique shop with Yamagata, Ushijima and Tendou.

you have no idea when, or how did the process happened but you surely is done with getting dragged inside the shop by Tendou and Yamagata.

while Ushijima's stuck on a section, you don't know where, but he's definitely stuck there, "[y/n]! look at what i found,"

Yamagata called you as you turned around to see him holding up a pretty heavy doll. you raise your brow, "what the hell is that?" walking towards him and taking a closer look at the object in hand,

"i think it's a, um, i think a matryoska doll? matroyska? is that how you say it?" "why're you asking me, i don't know jack shit about russian stuff,"

"ah you mean, matryoshka doll?" Tendou butted in, startling you two, "it's also called a 'nesting doll' and did you actually know that it was actually originated from china?"

Yamagata's eyes practically sparkled at that with a surprised look, "from china? really?"

you can only roll your eyes, "and how can you even know all that?" Tendou snickered and put on a smug face, "i'm actually very smart, y'know. ya'll just don't know about it," "says the person in class 2,"

"i blame the mathematic old hags for adding letters in math, and the apple that fucking hit my man Isaac," you tsk'ed and walk towards the next section. Yamagata passive aggressively put the matryoshka doll down and follow after you along with Tendou,

"also, we need to find ushijima, i think he's stuck in some section between here...ah there," you stopped walking and turn to your right where you find Ushijima reading a book.

Tendou skipped towards him and smack his shoulder, "you okay, wakatoshi-kun? you sure did took longer to look at the stuff here," while Tendou chats with Ushijima, Yamagata look up at the shelves as something caught his eyes.

he tried to reach it while tip toing but due to his height, he can't reach it. then, he jumped from his spot to grab the object but end up hitting his head onto the board, "AGH, FUCK!" which causes you all to look at him, watching him hold his head while shivering from the pain,

"are you okay, yamagata?" ushijima ask, putting back the book on the shelves, "yeah, yeah, i'm just tryna get that," he shakes his head before pointing up.

you followed his finger and caught a glimpse of an old polaroid. it's a little bit dusty but other than that, it looks new. Ushijima reached it from his spot and managed to grab it, "here,"

he hands it to Yamagata as he instantly recovered from his recent pain and snatch it from Ushijima's hand, subtly thanking him with a grin, "why do you even need a polaroid?" Tendou asked, leaning his arm over Ushijima's shoulder with one brow up,

"pfft, for journaling of course,"

a gust of wind went through you while staring at him with a poker face, the same with Tendou with a small cat like smile. Ushijima just looked the same,

"okay," "WHAT'S WITH THE TONE??" you blinked and just knit your eyebrows, "i mean, since when you started journaling? you're not even the type of person to do something aesthetic,"

he pouted and just crosses his arms, "so what? that doesn't mean i can't do it, right? have faith in me god darn it. and honestly, my journal looks good so far," "well, fine,"

you waved your hand at him and continue going through the other section. and just like that, "hey wait!" Yamagata tailed after you.

Tendou snickered at the two and focus back on Ushijima, who's still watching the display yet again, "have you thought of what to buy wakatoshi-kun?" "i'm not sure, there's a lot of interesting stuff here," "well, you've only been in this section but okay~"

studying

"agh, why did those idiots really have to call me at this time...?"

you groaned, slowly walking through the halls with a slouched figure. tracing your fingers along the wall with a dejected look. you're suppose to sleep today.

an hour or two long sleep. it's finally the weekend which means the time for you to sleep all of your problems away. drifting into slumber with fluffy pillows and warm blankets, enjoying your dream as long as you can.

until your ringtone annoyingly rings next to your ear. you answer the call, and again greeted by the most annoying human in the planet,

"[y/n], we need you at the gym right now!"

"huh? oh fuck off Tendou, i need to sleep right now,"

"nuh uh, you can sleep later after you go to the gym,"

"why? are you, i don't know, practicing or something?"

"you have to find out. if you don't move your ass from that bed, we'll send Hayato to wake you up~"

". . ."

and now, you find yourself standing in front of the door of shiratorizawa's volleyball gym. not only that Tendou wakes you up from your sleep, you also had to WALK all the way from your dorm to the gym,

"i'm gonna add more time to their practices after this..."

sliding the door open, you expect them to be doing serves or maybe spikes.

but instead, you're seeing them—as in the 3rd years—all sitting down at the middle of the court, with books around them.

and what's even more confusing is that they somehow managed to bring a table inside. no, not the flip-able table.

literally a whole ass table.

Reon looks up from his book and notices your figure standing on the door way. he waves his hand at you, you did the same but still with a confused look.

Yamagata was next to see you as he abruptly stand up from his spot, shaking the table in the process,

"Hayato! stop shaking the table," "oops, sorry. ah, wait, [y/n]!"

that caught all of the boys attention as they look at you, "what taking you so long to arrive?" Tendou asked, a pen rested in between his upper lip and nose.

Semi smacked him in the face—earning an 'ow'—before shaking his head,

"their dorm is literally far from the gym, and why do you even proposed your idea of studying at the gym anyway?"

you make your way towards them, Reon patting the empty spot next to him. you sat down on your spot as Yamagata did the same. seemed like he was waiting for you.

Tendou rubbed his nose and pouted at Semi, "this was the best place to study anyway! it have much more room,"

"we should've gone to the cafeteria OR the LIBRARY," Semi groaned, looking back at his book before writing on it,

"pfft, the cafeteria's no fun. and i got banned from the library," Reon looks at Tendou with confusion, "well, it's not surprising,"

Tendou shrugged, "i was also banned from the library," Ushijima said, not looking up from his notes as you knit your eyebrows at that,

"you're also banned from the library? Satori, what did you and Ushijima did—" "anyways, um,"

he cut you off, fidgeting with his pen before pointing it at you, "right, you need to tutor us on this subject~!"

you blinked, looking down at the book they're studying about, "haven't the teacher covered this already?"

"well, i'm sorry, class 6. but we have no idea how this thing works. maybe only Reon, but look at Semi,"

Tendou wrapped his arm around Semi's neck, practically head locking him, "he's from class 1 and i think you should teach him about this the most," "I'll rip your fucking head off, Tendou!"

while both of them tried to strangle each other, Yamagata caught your attention next,

"and also, it won't be fun without you, y'know," Reon nodded, "and don't forget that you can't leave me alone in this,"

"oh right," "hm? what was that?" Yamagata asked. you just shake your head with a defeated smile, "nothing..."

after clearing your throat, you snatched Semi's book away before flipping through the pages,

"okay you scumbags, it's time to learn,"

oblivious enough

the birds chirped from the tree, the hallway's as loud as ever. Semi and Tendou's leaning against the window, each of them drinking apple juice and eating yakisoba bread.

it was silence between them before Semi spoke, "hey, Tendou," "yes Semi-Semi?" "y'know,"

Semi turned his head to look at Tendou as the redhead did the same, "have you, noticed the relationship between [y/n] and Yamagata lately?"

the latter made a thinking face, before nodding, "hm, seems so,"

"do you think, either one of them ever noticed about it?" Tendou shakes his head at the question, "nope, i don't think they do. in fact, they might be completely oblivious to it,"

Semi snickered, "right, like that one time..."

"[y/n], do you think my lips are dry right now?"

you look up from your clipboard, seeing Yamagata pointing his lips, "hm, nah. they're fine, but if you want, i can but on some lip balm,"

his eyes sparkled at that as he nodded his head with excitement, "sure!" you walk towards your bag with Yamagata following you. opening the zipper and search inside it, you pull out your lip balm,

"here, hold still," you put a hand on his cheek while the other applies lip balm onto his lips. it was a slow process but he managed to not move at all while making eye contact with you.

once you finished applying, he pop his lips before humming, "mn, cherry," "let me know if you need anything else,"

he nodded with now flushed cheeks as he smile at you. you did the same, gently patting his arm.

from a distance, Shirabu looks at them with a disgusted look, "ugh, can't they be more subtle about it,"

Kawanishi shrugged, "just let them be,"

"how can i redo my memory? i don't need to see that this early," "well, what if it was us?" "i would be twice as grossed, i can put my own lip balm," "hm yeah, you're right, i honestly would be like that too," "good,"

"haha yeah, now that i think about it, they do it all the time right?" Tendou nodded at Semi's statement before hearing the all too familiar voice just a few meters away from them,

"[y/n]!"

you turned your head around while still sipping your drink. Yamagata stood in front of you, holding out his visibly crumpled necktie with a small smile,

"my necktie!" "ah again? whatever," you give your drink to him as he hold it for you.

grabbing the necktie from his hand, looping it around his collar shirt and started tying it with a concentrated look,

"i can't say that it'll be clean when i finished tying it," "it's okay! that's why i'm asking you to do it, messy or not, at least i have it on," "hm, yeah,"

after you finished tying it and patting it a little, Yamagata hugged you, "thank you!" "yeah, you're welcome,"

the aura literally radiates on the slightly crowded hallway as some of the students who passed you talked among themselves.

Semi and Tendou stared at you two, expressionless eyes but with a small smile,

'ah, right,'

Tendou sighed, intertwining his fingers together and lifting it up to his cheeks, "ah, young love~"

"we're all the same age,"

"young love~"

bonus; reliable kouhai

lifeless.

is what goshiki would say when he took a few glances at you from his book. you promised to tutor him about this subject he's struggling on. but didn't really expect to see your slouched form walking inside the library.

he's not even sure if you even hear anything you're saying right now, "get a shovel and two-" your head hit the table, creating a loud sound and catching the attention of almost everyone inside the library,

"[y/n]-senpai, um, are you okay??" you groaned and rapidly blink your eyes, covering your forehead, "yeah, 'm just..."

a yawn escaped from your mouth before you can even finish your sentence, "...tired. those stupid senpais of yours need help tutoring too even tho being grown ass men,"

goshiki closes his book and creating a small 'thump', snapping you out from your mind,

"well, if that so then you didn't have to come, you could've just tell me and i would be fine with it!" your hoarse laugh caught him off guard as a shade of red ran across his cheeks, "i can't break a promise, tsutomu. why do you even think i agree on tutoring you?"

"uh, cause you want to help me with my studies?" "one of it, and cause i enjoy tutoring you," he can feel his cheeks heating up more when you made eye contact with him, a small smile laced upon your face,

"and honestly, you're smarter than i thought. class 4 right? that's cool," he looked away, trying to calm his nerves down, "t-thanks! a lot of people thought i was in a lower class, so i, i appreciate it,"

goshiki took a peek at you, now burying your face onto your face, "also, senpai," "hm?"

"you should take a nap for now, i think i can start understanding this formula," you slightly look up at him, "you sure? i was prolly talking craps just now," "yeah! your health is more important anyway,"

you hum, offering him a warm smile, "thanks, i know i can count on you," you rested onto your side and close your eyes. lips slightly parted and just like that, you're deep in your dreams.

he pursed his lips, slowly leaning against the table to look at your face. it's calm, peaceful and beautiful, kissable lips. he wonder if he could lean in a little closer until you two-

goshiki instantly jolted up and hit himself on the head, face's covered in the color red, 'no! don't think about that, curse you Tendou-San for introducing me to those mangas...'

Tendou's faces ran across his mind as he grunted,

'why're they so pretty??'

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ellewritesfix05 · 5 years ago

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20/20

Pairing: none

Warnings: playful teasing/bullying (?), extremely mild violence, some language

Word count: 1044 (my longest yet 😅)

A/N: for all my fellow bespectacled beauties, hope you enjoy 💜

📷 credit: to rightful owners

Here’s my full Masterlist if you’d like to read more!☺️

“Bad news, they only had one room available so looks like you’re bunking with us tonight Y/n.” said Sam walking back from the motel’s main office

“Ugh, fine. But I call dibs on the shower, I don’t want you two hogging all the hot water” you replied, stepping out of the backseat of the Impala.

Sam threw the room key your way “Fine, but hurry up, I think I’ve still got shifter in my hair”

“Wouldn’t want to ruin that silky smooth mane huh, Sammy?” chuckled Dean, earning a bitch face from Sam.

Even though you’d only started hunting with the Winchesters 2 months ago, you were quickly becoming one of the family. Still, it made you a bit nervous to share a room with the brothers, especially since you’d managed to avoid it so far. Now though, they’d see another version of you; the hidden, slightly blind, snoring version of you.

Oh well, bound to happen some time, you thought to yourself. Once inside the room, you made a beeline for the bathroom carrying your duffle so you could shower right away.

“So, uh, I can share with Y/n if you want” Sam said entering the motel room.

“Nah, I’ll share with her, you sleep like a tornado I don’t want you crushing her in her sleep” Dean said nonchalantly, hoping to not hint away his excitement at the prospect of sharing a bed with you.

In fact, both Winchester brothers were hoping you’d choose them. Over the past 2 months, both Sam and Dean had managed to develop crushes on you. Although neither would admit it to you, or each other for that matter, especially given how their track record with women wasn’t exactly rainbows and sparkles. As Sam opened his mouth, witty rebuttal in mind, he was interrupted by the bathroom door opening.

“Yes, I’m wearing glasses. Yes, they’re big and funny looking. And yes, you say something and I will kick you right in the jewels.” You said putting your duffle down on the bed to your left.

Sam and Dean gave each other a confused glance, trying to not seem the least bit amused by your statement. “I wasn’t going to say anything, but now that you bring it up. You need glasses?” Dean smiled at you.

“Kinda, I mainly use contacts but at night these things gotta come out”

“It’s okay, they’re kinda cute actually, can I see them?” Dean reached out to take the large spectacles off your face, your reflexes just a second too slow to stop him. He put them on his own face and winced at the sudden change in focus “Wow, you really are blind!”

“Give them back Dean” you said, holding your hand out impatiently.

“Wait, I wanna see!” chuckled Sam. You reached out to try and take the glasses but Dean held them out of your reach, where Sam took them to try them on too.

“No fair, you two are bigger than me. Give them back!”

“You’re right, I’m s- oh my god how are you such a good hunter with such a terrible eyesight” laughed Sam putting on the glasses

“Alright, you had your fun, give them back. I’m warning you” you said in an exasperated tone.

“Awe, she’s so adorable when she’s mad” said Dean jokingly. He placed his hand on your shoulder, which was his mistake. You grabbed Dean’s wrist and quickly twisted it around behind his back, causing him to turn which you took to your advantage to trip him down with your foot. Dean landed hard on the floor, followed by you still holding on to his wrist, knee pressing down on his back to hold him down.

“Ow, what the hell Y/n!” growled Dean. You twisted his wrist a little more causing him to scream out in pain.

“Sam, put the glasses on the table or I break your brother’s wrist” you said calmly. “Don’t do it Sam! I can take it” Dean muttered through gritted teeth, which only prompted you to place more pressure on his back and wrist, eliciting a low hiss.

“Okay, okay! There, back on the table see?” Sam set the glasses down, and held his hands up. Even though he thought it hilarious that his brother was getting his ass kicked by you, he could tell from the look in your eyes that you weren’t joking about hurting Dean’s wrist. You immediately let go and hopped back up to your feet to retrieve your glasses, smiling in victory. Dean got up, panting in relief and, if he was being completely honest, a little turned on by your strong, albeit violent, reaction. He looked at Sam who was smirking mockingly at him. “Not a word, Sam” Dean pointed a finger at his brother.

“I didn’t say anything,” laughed Sam.

Dean walked towards the end of his bed, where you were going through your duffle bag, back facing him and Sam. “Hey, um, sorry about the glasses thing. I shouldn’t have done that” Dean sat down on the bed next to your bag. You looked sideways at him and gave him a warm smile. “It’s okay, I’m sorry I almost broke your wrist”

“Pfft, you didn’t almost break my wrist. I was just letting you hold me down. I could’ve gotten up if I wanted to.” snorted Dean. “Really? Huh, had me fooled what with all the growling and hissing” you winked at him, to which Dean rolled his eyes playfully.

“So…” started Dean “who do you wanna share a bed with?”

“No one, you and Sam are going to share with each other and you’re not going to argue because now you know I can kick your ass” you smiled at Sam and Dean before moving Dean’s bag to the other bed. Sam was about to argue but stopped himself when he remembered how easily you took his brother down.

“Alright, good night boys. You better not wake me up unless it’s an emergency.” you said as you got comfortable in your bed. Turned towards the wall, you couldn’t see the boys silently share a look but you knew; the big bad Winchester boys were now scared of you, a thought which warmed your so-called blind heart.

#supernaturalfanfiction #dean winchester x reader #sam winchester x reader #spnfanfiction #ellewritesfix05

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musical-broken-heart · 5 years ago

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Just Like Animals

Ships: Stenbrough little Reddie

TW: Blood, pain, slurs, maybe death

Soulmates could turn into the animal their match loved. Bill loved the fact that he could fly around when he felt stressed but wanted more than ever to find out who loved a raven so much.

"Richie stop!" Eddie yelled at a dog. "I thought you liked dogs? Why else would I be one?" Richie asked turning back into a human. "I do but I want to work on homework!" Eddie groaned. "Stan, what do you turn into? Ben turns into a cat and Beverly as well. I turn into a dog Eddie to a rabbit and Mike into a snake. Bill- Bill what do you turn into?!" Richie yelled. "None of your business Richard," he yelled. "Snappy! Stan?" Richie turned back to him. "Fox," he muttered causing Bills head to snap up. "What! A fox! Who likes those?!" Richie yelled.

"Foxes are actually a r-really cool a-animal Trashmouth. They are resourceful and s-smart and they c-can make g-great companions. Even better than a d-dog." Bill sassed to Richie. "Oh okay then what do you turn into?" he asked again. "Not t-t-telling!" he hissed. "I gotta go," he said. Stan watched him leave and followed.

Bill looked to make sure no one was watching and changed flying off. Stan's heart flipped when he saw. Raven was the first bird that he was close to that was wild and he had always loved them. Bill obviously loved foxes. Stan ran after the bird that went to the outskirts of town only to land and change back in an open field.

"You're a raven!" Stan yelled causing Bill to jump. His eyes widened in fear and he stepped back. "You weren't s-s-supposed to see that! Oh my god." he started panicking causing Stan to rush over to him. "It's alright. Bill, it's okay! Raven is my animal!" He said grabbing the boy's hands. "Wh-what?" Bill looked at him hope filling his eyes. "What is your favourite animal?" Stan asked. "Red fox," Bill stated. Stan smiled. "That's what I can turn into." he hugged Bill who stood there still. "Stan. I-I love you." Bill said looking at the ground. Stan lifted the boy's chin so their eyes met. "I love you too, songbird," he said causing Bill to blush.

~time skip a night at Bills house~

"W-will I ever s-see you as a f-fox?" Bill asked cuddling Stan in bed. "Maybe. Depends. I don't wanna be tamed yet." Stan yawned. "I t-t-think I c-could tame you," Bill said softly cuddling closer to Stan. "If I become tamed I will need you and you, me. I don't want you to need me because I don't want to disappoint you." Stan said messing with Bill's hair. "I already n-n-need you," Bill said. Stan smiled. "I love you songbird," Stan said.

The next day they changed and went to meet the losers. "Finally! Okay, so Richie won't stop!" Eddie yelled pointing at a dog that sat next to him tail wagging. Bill smiled causing Richie to turn back. "No you cannot pet me!" he yelled. "You never l-l-let me do a-anything." Bill pouted causing Stan to choke on laughter. "Someones in a good mood," Mike said. Stan smiled and shrugged. "A songbird came by last night," he said. "Find your soulmate?" Ben asked. Stan nodded excited. "That's good now BILL STOP TORMENTING RICHIE!" Eddie yelled causing everyone to look at the two boys who were wrestling on the floor.

After a few minutes, Bill won and got to pet Richie. "I hate you William!" he groaned face red from embarrassment. "Thank you!" Bill said smiling hugging his friend. "You're lucky I consider you a brother and your smile makes us all happy," Richie said. "Who is your songbird?" Eddie asked. "A person," Stan stated as Bill sat next to him. "Yea who?!" Ben asked as Bill laid his head on Stan's shoulder. "Do we know them?!" Beverly asked. Bill looked at them confused as he took Stan's hand. "Yes, you do," Stan said. "Okay, who is it?!" Mike asked as Stan kissed Bill's hand. "Really?!" Bill questioned. "Yes, really Bill we want to know now are you two going to continue cuddling and kissing or are you going to tell us who your soulmate is?!" Richie yelled.

"You idiots! Bill! Bill Denbrough is my soulmate!" Stan yelled. "oh! we knew that!" Richie said. "We're happy for you. Gonna tell us what you can turn into?" Eddie asked. "Um no," he said. "I let you pet me!" Richie yelled. "I'm nuh-not ready f-for you all to k-know," he mumbled hiding his face in Stan's shoulder. Stan smiled and kissed the boys forehead. "Stanely! Where have you been?!" They heard from behind them. "Father!" Stan said standing up causing Bill to almost fall over. "What are you doing were where you?!" his father asked. "It got late Bill let me stay the night," he said.

Stan's father sighed. "Denbrough thank you. We have to go we're gonna be late if we don't hurry," he said looking at his watch. "I gotta go-" Stan started but Bill just nodded. "S-sit by a w-window I'll b-b-be there." he smiled. "Love you songbird," Stan said. "Love you too."

Stop reading if you want to be happy

~Time skip~

Stan stood outside watching the sky. Sighing he turned around to walk inside. "Richie is a b-b-bitch." he heard someone say. "Bill we are at the synagog! No swearing!" Stan laughed. "Well, he i-is!" Bill chuckled. "Stan! Oh, Bill, you wanna join us?!" Stans mother asked. "Oh um s-sure." Bill stuttered. "Why would you say yes you hate going to these?!" Stan whispered. "I p-panicked!" Bill said. "you are an idiot." Stan chuckled.

After it was done they walked out and went to the field. "Wanna fly around songbird?" Stan asked his head on Bill's chest close to sleep. "Nah you're t-tired," he said kissing his head. "I wanna watch you fly," Stan whined. "Only if I g-get to see you a-as a fox," Bill said. Stan pouted but agreed.

"I hate d-d-doing this in front of p-people." Bill groaned. Stan wrapped his arms around Bill and nuzzled his face in his neck. "I've already seen and I think it's amazing," he mumbled. "I d-d-didn't know you s-saw," Bill said before walking forward and changing flying off. Stan watched in awe as he saw his boyfriend fly around in the sky the sunset causing it to be more beautiful than ever.

"Stan the man watching birds again?!" Richie yelled causing Stan to jump. "Wheres Bill?" Eddie asked. "Uh he um he's-" Stan panicked. "He's a bird right now ain't he?" Eddie asked. "Pfft, whaaat?! Nooo!" Stan laughed. "Stan. He's your soulmate. He obviously turns into a bird." Eddie said. Stan nodded looking up to the sky to see Bill gone.

"What the f-fuck Richard?!" Bill yelled walking up to him. "Big Bill I wanna watch you fly!" Richie yelled arms out wide as though waiting for a hug. "Keep t-talking a-and y-you'll see m-my hand f-fly into your f-f-face!" Bill yelled causing Richie to step back. "Whoa chill!" Eddie said stepping between the two. "Bill lets just go okay! We'll see you guys tomorrow." Stan said wanting to avoid trouble. "Yeah alright." Eddie agreed.

~nighttime Bills house in bed~

"Stan I've n-never s-seen you as a fox," Bill said sitting up in bed watching Stan change into his pyjamas. He looked at Bill who's eyes shined in the moonlight. Smiling he walked over and covered his boyfriend's eyes. "Alright," he whispered sitting behind him slowly removing his hands from Bill's face. After a few seconds, Bill turned around and saw a beautiful red fox sitting on his bed.

Not able to contain his excitement he reached his hands up to pet Stan but stopped inches away from the fur. His smile left his face and he slowly backed his hand away and stood up walking to the window hugging himself. "You could've pet me I wouldn't mind," Stan said standing behind Bill. "I-I'm g-gonna fly a-around for a b-bit," he said opening the window. "Alright. Be safe." Stan said hugging Bill before watching him leave.

Hours later he still wasn't back and (*deep heavy sigh* Not Wyatt STAN!!) Stan was getting worried and left the house to find Bill. Not finding him he went to Eddie's house. "It's 1 in the morning what are you-"

"I can't find Bill anywhere and I don't know where he could be! He flew off and he didn't come back for hours and now I can't find him Eddie help!" Stan said on the verge of a panic attack. "Whoa calm down we'll find him!" Eddie said holding Stan. They quietly left the house and went looking for Bill but they didn't find him. "We'll see him tomorrow at school I'm sure," Eddie said trying to calm Stan who just nodded.

Going back to Bill's house the window was still open but there was no Bill. "Wheres Billy?" Stan heard Georgie ask. "H-he went to school early," Stan said trying to sound happy but it was Georgie. "Why are you crying Stanny?" he asked walking over to the older boy. Stan dried his eyes and smiled. "It's nothing Georgie don't worry," Stan reassured. The boy still unsure just smiled and left the room to get ready for the day.

"Stan the man! Bill ain't with you what's goin' on?" Richie asked. "Shut up trashmouth I wouldn't j-j-just leave w-w-without telling someone. You d-d-don't run away without l-leaving an-note everyone knows th-that!" Bill said from behind the group. Stan sighed in relief and hugged the boy who flinched at the touch but hugged back. "What happened to your face you look like shit?" Beverly said causing everyone to notice the paler look to him and a black eye. "It's n-nothing." He said. "It's like 70 degrees outside why are you wearing a sweater?" Ben asked getting a glare from the boy. "I'm c-c-cold," Bill said glaring at someone behind the group.

"Hey, b-b-b-billy! Should I say, birdbrain?! You shouldn't be flying around late at night. Those pretty feathers don't look good with red!" Henry said, walking towards Bill with a great stride. It didn't take long for him to reach the boy, nearly colliding with him from how fast he went. He wasted no time in bringing his hand up to his chin, cupping his fingers gently around the underside of his chin and jawline, lifting his head up to look at him. "Not every bird has a happy song and you are no exception. Belch is looking forward to clipping off some wings later today." Victor laughed as Bill clenched his mouth shut in fear he would lose all sanity.

The Bower Gang laughed and walked away. Stan looked at Bill who leaned against the locker holding his head as though dizzy. "What was that about?" he asked worriedly. "It's n-nothing. D-d-don't worry a-about it." Bill said trying to force a smile but failing when his eyes met Stans. His boyfriend's eyes were red and he looked like he had been crying for days on end. "They were g-going to k-k-kill you," Bill whispered head facing the ground not wanting to look at his friends who stared at him. "Th-they said that a-and n-noticed I o-overheard. I-I made a d-deal w-w-with them. Th-they w-wont hurt y-you a-as l-l-long a-a-as I d-do what they s-say." Bill said on the verge of tears.

Stan collapsed in Bill's arms and sobbed holding him close. "Why would you do that? You idiot!" Stan tried to yell but failed his voice breaking. Bill wanted more than anything to wrap his arms around his boyfriend but Henry was glaring at him. Sighing Bill took Stan by the arms and moved him to Eddie. "Please Eddie t-t-take care of Stan u-u-until I can f-figure this out," he said. Eddie nodded and hugged Stan. "I love you, Stan," Bill whispered walking away.

Stan didn't understand what was going on or what was going to happen to Bill. Watching him he was standing with the Bowers Gang. He tried not to listen but couldn't help but hear something that terrified him. "We wanted the fur of a red fox for a blanket. Looks like we're gonna get the feathers of a raven for a pillow." Patrick sneered holding Bill. Stan walked away and paced in front of the losers. "Dude chill," Mike said. "Chill. Chill! How can I chill knowing my boyfriend is in danger?!" Stan yelled.

"Maybe you heard wrong," Eddie said sitting in Richie's lap. Stan just threw his hands in the air and yelled. "Where are you going?" Beverly asked as the boy left the room. "I'm going to make sure Bill doesn't do anything stupid!" Stan said but as he did Bill walked in all emotion deprived from his face his eyes seemed to have no light. His always energetic smile that was there even when he was sad or tired was gone. "You look like hell you alright?" Mike asked well all the others just looked at him. Bill didn't say anything he just nodded. "You look like you're in pain," Eddie said. Bill would have shrugged but his arms and back were in the most excruciating pain he could never imagine existed.

"Honey, what's wrong?" Stan asked wanting to place a hand on his boyfriend's shoulder but was scared of the outcome. Richie hadn't seemed to notice and slapped his hand on Bills back causing the boy to yelp and fall to the floor trying to not sob. Falling to the floor he leaned over pressing his clothes to his back showing blood seeping through the cloth. "BILL!" Mike yelled running to him. Grabbing his arms she tried to be gentle but the pain was too unbearable. The lights where too bright all the yelling of his name was too loud it was all too much. Everything started to go blurry and he could make out Stan saying everything would be alright and that Ben was going to take off his shirt to see what was wrong. After that everything went black and he could only hear a gasp from everyone before everything went silent.

~Time Skip~

Stan sat next to Bill gently cleaning the wounds on his back. A cut from his shoulder blades down to his waist a deep black-red shade showing. He slowly woke up and groaned. "Hey, baby. You need to try and stay still. Eddie said he got a doctor but they don't know how to help without you saying what happened and what you can turn into." Stan said smiling a bit seeing his love conscience. "Wheres the d-d-doctor?" Bill asked quietly his voice horse and raspy. "I'm right here. Your parents are also here William but they're in the kitchen. What happened?" a man in a white coat asked. Bill tried to sit up and only fell into Stan's arms. "I'm going to ask you to try and stay still. You will heal faster." the man said handing Bill water which he greedily drank.

"Henry B-b-Bowers. H-he said he w-was g-going to k-kill S-Stan so I-I t-t-tried to g-get to him. Th-they caught m-me and. Th-they c-cut off m-my w-w-w-wings." Bill said tears threatening to fall from his eyes. Stan stared at Bill shocked as well as everyone else. The doctor nodded and walked over to Bill's parents. His mother was crying into her husband's chest well he had a look ready to murder. "Mr and Mrs Denbrough you will be happy to hear he will heal." the doctor said. "What about his-" Sharon started but trailed off. "Wings." the doctor finished. "His wings will regrow it will almost be just painful as getting them cut but I'm afraid thats how it works. As for Henry, I know his father. He won't get away with this. Give William two of these a day; one in the morning one at night. It will help with the pain." the doctor said handing them a container of pills and leaving.

Everyone was silent for a few moments looking at each other as though waiting for someone to tell them what to do next. Sharon was the first to move and speak walking over to her son who was being held by Stan she opened the bottle and took out a pill. "Bill. Take this now okay. You should get some rest. Stan, I don't think you should stay the night just this once. Alright?" she said handing the pill to her son who cringed as he took it. "Yea thats fine," he said looking at the floor. "Bill, can you please tell us what you can turn into?" Eddie said concern in his voice. Bill hid his face in Stan's neck and mumbled something. "Bill honey you can trust your friends." his mother said running her hand through his hair.

He looked at Stan his eyes begging him to say for him. "Raven. I can turn into a raven," he said quietly after a few seconds of silence and Stan not saying. "Bill the reason we needed to know is that depending on the bird you turn into also factors into how much pain it is to regrow the wings. Raven is in the top 5 most painful." Eddie said book in hand. Bill groaned and wrapped his arms around Stan. "The doctor said it will take a day until you start to regrow the wings. You know those books you have read with the humans have wings?" his father asked. "I-I'mma be a f-freak?" Bill asked looking at him. "No! Bill never call yourself that again! You are not and will never be a freak!" His mother scolded.

Bill just groaned and lowered his head. "Bill we're going to have to change your bandages in a few hours. Get some rest." Zach said outreaching his hand as though asking Bill to take it. Bill stared at it and grimaced. "I can walk on my own!" he complained standing up shaking. Taking a step he fell into Richie's arms who sighed and helped the boy stand. "You can walk?" he asked smiling a little. "Shut it!" Bill seethed wrapping his arm around Richie's neck so he could try and stand.

~Time Skip~

"Just l-l-l-let me d-d-d-d-die p-p-p-please!" Bill sobbed in pain as he grabbed his bedsheets in his fists. Tears streamed down his face. His parents told him to hold the sheets because he had previously been clenching his fists so hard they started to bleed but now it was no use the blood on the sheets was growing a deeper shade of red. "Honey I know it hurts but do you really want to go we'll all be so sad," Sharon said trying to calm down her son and not cry herself. "I-I know b-but I-I d-d-don't c-c-care. I-It h-h-hurts! I-I j-j-just w-w-want it t-to st-stop!" he cried now putting his face in his pillow.

"The doctor said it would take all day for you to regrow the wings. Only 5 more hours sweety." She said. "Th-the p-p-p-pills," Bill muttered his throat sore from all the screaming and yelling. "Honey you just had a pill a few hours ago." His mother said tears now running down her face. "I kn-know b-b-but it h-h-hurts." he choked out. His mother nodded and brushed his hair. "It's almost over sweety." she hushed. "I'll be right back alright?" she said walking away.

"Mrs Denbrough! Can I see Bill?" Stan asked standing up. He seemed to be sitting on the chair for a while as though waiting for a doctor to tell him visiting hours were starting. "He's in pain right now. The blood on his back is also quite much but if you want to-" she started but couldn't finish. "I do. Thank you, ma'am," he said walking into his boyfriend's room. "Hey baby," he said softly sitting next to the boy. "S-Stan. I-It h-h-hurts!" Bill cried his voice hoarse. Stan nodded and slowly laid next to the boy in his bed wrapping his arms around his waist. "Just a few more hours songbird. Try and get some sleep. I wont leave you." he whispered.

Bill breathed and buried his face in Stan's chest. Slowly he felt a different shape next to him. Opening his eyes he saw a beautiful orange/red coat of fur next to him and a fox nuzzling next to him. Smiling as much as he could for a moment he forgot the pain. But like lightning, it shot through him and he shuddered in pain trying not to cry out in pain. Stan patted him with his paw and nuzzled him. Bill gave a shaky breathe and put an arm on the fur. Soft and warm he felt safe. A light sleep took over him as the pain fought the safety he felt with the animal that laid next to him.

The other losers came by to see how Bill was doing walking into his room they saw a sleeping Bill and a red fox. Smiling they just walked in and sat around the bed that now dripped in the crimson liquid from the boys back. The regrowth of the wings was over but the pain would last for a few more minutes. The wings on the boys back were a beautiful shade of blueish black that shined in the light. "They'll look even better when we clean the blood off them," Ben said quietly getting a nod from everyone. "You could have knocked." they heard a tired voice say. Looking over they saw a tired Stan sitting up rubbing his eyes. "You're pretty as a fox," Beverly said getting a tired smile of thanks from the boy.

Laying back down on the bed he smiled at the peaceful boy who was next to him. His wings beautiful and majestic. "I wanna pet you," Bill mumbled in his tired state getting a chuckle from everyone in the room. "You sure do love animals don't you?" Eddie laughed getting a small hum in response. Bill sat up {with the help of a certain fox} and let his legs hang off the bed his wings resting against his back and bed. Stan laid on Bill's lap clearly enjoying the boy petting him.

"How you feel?" Mike asked. "Hell," Bill replied. "Understandable. Bill, we're gonna need to clean your wings. It's gonna feel weird and maybe sting a little bit but will you allow us to do this?" Eddie asked getting a small nod from the boy. The losers slowly one by one got up and walked over to the bed sitting behind the scared boy. "It's going to be fine we won't hurt you," Ben said as Bill whimpered at the touch of the water against the feathers.

Stan nuzzled his neck a little and licked Bill's face causing him to chuckle. "I love you too Stan." the boy laughed. He seemed weaker than normal but the doctor said that was expected. It wasn't expected that he wouldn't regain his strength. It wasn't expected that the cuts were so deep that the amount of blood he lost losing and regrowing his wings would end up killing him. "Stan your parents are here," Zach said looking at the boy who cuddled next to his son. "I wanna stay with Bill. I can't leave him." he choked back a sob. "Stanley he's going to be gone in an hour or so. Say goodbye." Sharon said tear-streaked face red. "NO! I'm staying with him until he's gone. I won't leave him!" Stan sobbed holding onto Bill who's eyes were closed.

"He can stay for a few more minutes." Stan's mother said. The doctor walked into the room and looked at the two boys. "I don't think I've ever cried at the separation of two young soulmates but-" he couldn't finish. "I don't know why the good Lord would do this to them," he said as he looked at the crying boy to hugged the dying one. Sharon nodded and walked into the kitchen.

After 5 minutes the doctor walked out and didn't say anything. After a moment of silence, he spoke. "Call their friends. Burry them next to each other. Stan will die tomorrow. It's very rare but it's a condition no one can fix. We could change his soulmate but he's too attached that it would only kill him faster." the doctor said.

~5 minutes earlier~

Bill woke up and smiled at Stan kissing him slightly. "Hey, doc. How much time do I have left?" he asked weakly. Stan looked over at him hope in his eyes. "Not long I'm sorry. This is normally called a Final Burst of Energy. Tomorrow at the latest." The doctor said. "Earliest?" Stan asked fear in his voice. "10 minutes," he said after a moment of silence. "I'll give you both some time," he said walking out of the room and shutting the door. "I'm sorry." Bill said his head buried in Stan's chest. "Baby don't be. Nothing can separate us. I love you songbird." He said tears in his eyes.

"I love you, Stan," he said weakly wrapping his arms around the boy. "I-I don't w-wanna leave you." Bill cried trying to hold on tight to his love. "Baby you wont ever leave me," Stan said holding his face so they would look at each other. "Thank you Stanny. You taught me what love is. I love you so much, Stan." he said softly before taking a shaking breath and closing his eyes. His grip loosened as this happened. Stan cried as he held the boy in his arms running his hands through the hair of his dead love. "I love you more... I love you so so much songbird. My songbird!" He tried to yell but failed with the tears that fell down his face.

"Stanley I can change your soulmate-" the doctor started but was cut off. "No! I could never love anyone like I've loved William! I won't I can't I couldn't!" Stan cried refusing to let go of Bill's body. "Stan the presser you're putting on yourself isn't good if you don't stop you could die!" the doctor warned. "Then let me die!" he yelled burring his face in Bills chest.

"I'll tell your friends. Stan, it will hurt less if you take deep breaths." The doctor said leaving the room closing the door behind him. Mike was the first to enter the room after that. Walking in he saw his two friends laying on the bed lifelessly hugging each other. Stan was smiling along with Bill. Not every bird has a happy song. Victor once said to Bill. Because of Stan, Bill had the happiest song in his life.

#stan uris #stenbrough #soulmate #losers club #red fox #raven #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #benverly #my own work

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dreamydream · 6 years ago

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Fallout Characters as Vines

Butch: *sitting at a booth eating* I mean, I get complimented all the time- Lone: *bursts out laughing from across the booth* Butch: I do! Lone: *continues laughing*

Six: *puts a pen to their mouth and inhales* *exhales smoke* Blaze it. *points camera to stove* Just kidding it's from my macaroni and cheese~!

Sole: *hands empty water bottle* Here. Mama Murphy: *stares at it for a second* This bitch is empty. Yeet! *lamely throws water bottle to ground*

Rex: *running towards a puddle* Six: You gonna get wet, I ain't gonna take you home, AH he got his damn feet wet now, shit dog...

Deacon: Welcome back to me screaming. AGHHHHHHHH- *takes breath* AGHHHHHHHHHH

Lone: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE?! *motions to shoes* Old Lady Palmer: They are my crocs.

Lone: Sleep?! I don't know nothing about sleep! It's summertime-! James: You better go to bed! Lone: Oh, he caught me...

Sole: Two shots... of vodka. *open vodka bottle and dumps it into glass*

Hancock: Bro, how much money do you have? Sole: 69 caps. Hancock: Oh, you know what that means! Sole: *eyes start to water* I don't have enough money for Nuka Quantum...

Sole: Let me see what you have! Shaun: *runs by and holds up knife* A knife! Sole: NO! *runs after him*

Six: I wanna be a cowboy, baby! Veronica: Hell yeah! Six: *spinning around on old playground equipment with Veronica* I wanna be a cowboy, baby!

Six: Man, you sure do know your bible. Joshua: That's why they call me- ~~BibleMan~~

Six: Wanna hear a chemistry joke? Arcade: ... Six: Is that a no? Arcade: Oh sorry did you want a *looks at camera* reaction? -camera cuts to Six huddled in the bathroom crying-

Lone: Would you rather fight a bunch of kindergartners- Butch: I wanna fight kindergartners. Lone: That's not even the whole- Butch: Those kids are getting slapped-!

Travis: I have a banana peel on the ground and I'm gonna see if it's really slippery like it is in the cartoons. I- *grabs cup of water and instantly slips, slinging water everywhere* UAGHHHHH

Preston: *filming group of radstags eating outside the house* Sole: *sneezes and radstags run off* Preston: Nice, Sole. Sole: I sneezed! Oh, I'm not allowed to sneeze?

Mr. Brotch: Butch has 19 bottles of dish soap, and he gives Paul- Amata: Wait, why does Butch have so many soaps?! Butch: *sitting at a desk surrounded by soap, pouring soap out into hand* MIND YO BUSINESS, AMATA!

Lone: *tries and fails to do a skateboard trick* James: Hey I used to ride skateboard. Lone: Pfft, my dad is such-what?! James: *rides by on skateboard doing a handstand*

Shaun: *holding basketball* Hey, you wanna play? Hancock: Nah, I don't really. Shaun: C'mon... Hancock: Okay, you talked me into it. Shaun: *shoots basketball* Hancock: *viciously slaps it away* Get outta here kid! *slam dunks basketball with Shaun backing away* GAME OVER!!!

Travis: How to pick up girls. *runs at Scarlett and picks her up* Scarlett: AGH GET OFF OF ME! Travis: *trips and falls* OH, FU-

Lone: Daddy can you teach me how to twerk? James: *raises eyebrows* No more tv *unplugs tv* no more computer *shoves computer in trash* We're reading books from now on, little girl. *hands Lone a book*

Arcade: Rex, I'm home. *walks into kitchen to see bloodstain and 'your next' written in blood on fridge* *gasps* This is so wrong... *dips finger in blood and corrects 'your' to 'you're'* There.

Shaun: *standing on ladder* I'm scared, Mom. Sole: Do ya trust me son? *holds out arms* Shaun: Yeah. Sole: C'mon son! Shaun: *falls backwards* Sole: *turns away* Rule number one, never trust anybody!

-Amata and Lone sitting at a table drinking coffee and Butch and Wally pretend to take pictures- Butch: Today we observe two basic white girls in their natural habitat! Whatever you do, don't touch the- Wally: *grabs a coffee and runs off* Butch: *gasps* Are you crazy?!

James: Someone called me a dilf at work today. Lone: Oh, that was so cool- James: No, it wasn't. Lone: YEAH

Shaun: Yeet! Sole: *walks into room* Eat, eat? You wanna eat something? Shaun: No mom I was just saying a random word... Sole: *holds out mutfruit* Okay, eat something. Shaun: No I'm fine- Sole: EaT thE FuckIn MuTrUit-

Lone: *wearing a graduation cap* Hey change of plans, I'm actually not going to college anymore, I'm going to hell. Um, not that excited.

Lone: So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? Amata: *raises eyebrows and slowly looks away* Butch: Happy birthday-? Lone: *smashes glass into his face*

Deacon: Be honest, do these shorts make my butt look big? MacCready: It makes that ass look fat. Deacon: What the fuck?... thank you.

Six: I want to see my little boy~ Arcade: Here he comes. Six: I want to see my little boy~ ED-E: *beep*

MacCready: Hey can I get a sip of that water? Sole: It's not water. MacCready: Vodka! I like your style. Sole: It's vinegar. MacCready: What. Sole: It's vinegar, pussy.

Sole: I'm done with this dumbass Institute with all these fake ass people. Allie: *walks by* Hey. Sole: Hey! *walks by* ...fucking bitch.

Butch: You ready to die?! Lone: You can't kill me, I'm a bad bitch!

Joshua: This is my message to Jesus... Hey, GiGi. Sup man... how are ya?

Raider: That moment when you enter a room and forget why you went in there- Pickman: *stabs him in the back* Raider: *thinks* Oh that's right I was getting chased by a serial killer!

Deacon: Hey babe you wanna spoon? *holds up spoon* And then we can fork? And then-you can slit my throat with a knife...

Hancock: Bro, do you ever smoke lean? Preston: Smoke lean? Hancock: Wo-ow... Preston: N-no, yeah, I have. Hancock: Dude, I thought you were tight. Preston: I have, Mom-!

Mr. Brotch: Okay, is Butch here? Butch: Present. *dabs* Mr. Brotch: ...Lone. Lone: *throws up peace sign* Suh, dude.

Arcade: You ever wanna talk about your emotions, Boone? Boone: No. Six: I do! Arcade: I know, Six. Six: I'm sad. Arcade: I know, Six.

Veronica: Hey, I'm lesbian. Six: ...I thought you were American.

Shaun: I can't swim. Cait: How old are you? Shaun: Ten. Cait: *picks him up and throws him into a pond*

Butch: So basically what I was thinking of was um... Lone: *punches him* Butch: Ah, fuck... I can't believe you've done this.

Six: Do you remember one time I liked you? Benny: No? Six: Good cause it never happened. Benny: Oh... Six: Aha *flips him off* Oho

DC Guard: Detective, this is a crime scene. Nick: *holding 3 tubs of ice cream* What, is this the murder weapon?! *closes freezer with shoulder* Get off my dick!

Sole: I still don't have a New Year's resolution. Piper: You could lose a few. Danse: You could be less lazy. Cait: Don't be such a bitch- Sole: Okay DAMN!... SHIT.

Butch: *whispers* What do beavers build? Lone: A dam. James: *from other room* What'd you say? Butch: Ooh... Lone: Dad, he set me up!

-Amata, Butch, and Christine sitting at a booth- Lone: Today we observe a teenage male appeared to be caught in the friend zone! Research shows there's no escape... I've been spotted!

Six: *looking out over New Vegas* Some day I'm gonna own this goddamn town... *raises whiskey glass to mouth but quickly moves it away* Eughhh I don't like whiskey it burns my mouth!...

Lone: I'm different cause I don't like drama! Y'know?... But Christine... Christine has an STD-

Jack: What are these curious circles? *picks up bottlecap* They have little words on them, how quaint. Do poor people eat these? *bites into it* Disgusting, Edward, take it away!

Lone: This just in, folks, I'm getting reports that Butch is gay; more at 11. Butch: I'm not gay... ... Lone: This just in, folks, I'm now getting reports that Butch is still gay. Let's go to Butch who's on the scene. Butch: I'm not fucking gay!

Six: Any sauces? Raul: Hot and verde. Six: What did you just say to me? Raul: Oh, sorry. *removes accent* Verde. Six: I thought you were trying to seduce me or somethin'

Butch: What's goin' on, my name is Butch, I'm 19 years old, and I'm-... a little nervous *clears throat* He WaS a BOy, shE wAs a GirL ... Lone: I'm Lone and I think I can be the next American Idol *clears throat* I CHimE iN, hAVen'T-

Sole: *holds up harmonica* You play it and you get 100 million caps; but 100 million people will die. MacCready: *furiously plays harmonica* Sole: MacCready no-

#fallout #fallout new vegas #fallout 4 #fallout 3 #vines

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theamazinguchihabruhs · 7 years ago

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Getting A Job #part 1

I rubbed my eye while I opened the door to the living room. I heard some relieved sounds before I looked at my brothers on the couch, enjoying their Sunday with paperwork, online shopping and watching T.V. “Good morning” I yawned, stretching my arms above my head. Damn, I was starving. My stomach had been making whale noises the entire night. I should have grabbed a snack, but I was too lazy to walk to the kitchen. “It is one in the afternoon” Nii-san spoke up. His voice sounded judgemental, but maybe I was just hungry. I poured myself a glass of milk. “That is early...I should have stayed in bed” I leaned over the kitchen island so I could still look at him. “What time did you go to bed?” “Three...maybe four in the morning” I said, leaning my head on the table. I could fall asleep here again if I wanted. “What were you doing so late at night?” Shisui asked. His nose was in the papers and I couldn’t be more grateful I didn’t apply for law-school. The work seems incredibly boring. “Well?” He turned his head to look at me; recalling my nightly events...I decided to not answer and chuck down this entire glass of milk. There was a silence in the room. “Do you sense that?” Madara looked at Izuna. “You mean the shame or the embarrassment?” Izuna asked before high-fiving Madara. Yup…I was still drinking my milk. “The glass is empty...it has been empty for twenty seconds now” Obito was looking over his magazine. Now I had to put the glass down, but I didn’t want to. “Otouto” Itachi shook his head slightly, “It is extremely normal around your age to have needs...sexually-” I lowered my glass before knitting my eyebrows. 1. Why is my brother forgetting I am an adult and I not a pre-teen? 2. Was he seriously going to mention this in front of everyone?! “I bet he used the remote control butt plug sex toy 30 speed vibration G spot prostate massager for adult men” Izuna whispered, “Which he, by the way, does not want to lend me-” “With good reason” Shisui gave Izuna a disturbed look. “I am very clean!” He shouted. “Guys…” I finally put the glass down. “I was watching Voltron Legendary Defenders season three, it aired yesterday, the reason why I was up all night was because I wanted to rewatch season one and two before binge watching three” “What did we even expect?” Madara commented, “It is Sasuke for God’s sake” “Sasukes’ are special species on the earth” I said. I grabbed some cornflakes before sitting down next to Obito, leaning my back against his side. I took my first spoonful of cereal. “I happened to know season three was aired on the fourth of August, liar” I gasped, causing me to to choke in the cornflakes. I coughed loudly, gasping for air. I know my priority was supposed to be the clear my airway and breath...but mine was not spilling my Dinobites cornflakes on the rug. I managed to clear my airway and I immediately turned my head to Obito. “Your last word to me was going to be ‘liar’...” I shook my head, “You are a monster” Obito has this small smile on his face, shaking his head while his eyes were still glued on the stupid magazine. Oh no, wait...it was a comic. What a surprise. I grabbed my Dinobites and sat on the coffee table near Izuna instead. “Hey, Sasuke” Shisui suddenly spoke up. “I swear I was going to wear pants, but I spilled toothpaste on it and my closet was all the way on the other side of my room-” “That is not it, princess” He said. I looked up and I did not like the way Itachi and Shisui exchanged looks. It was like they had a telepathic conversation and I exactly knew what they are thinking. “You tell him” Itachi indicated with his head to me. “No, you tell him” Shisui’s eyes widened. “Why do I always have to be the mean parent? You tell him!” Itachi raised an arrogant eyebrow. “Because I am the nice one and this was your idea!” Shisu frowned. “Stop yelling at me!” Now Itachi was frowning. “You started!” Shisui rolled his eyes. “Stop it!” Nii-san narrowed his eyes They both turned their heads away, taking deep breaths before looking at one another again. Their telepathic conversation continued. “It is for his own good, I mean, come on, he woke up in the middle of the day” Itachi cocked his head after indicating to the clock with his eyes. “I know, I know, pfft...watching Voltron all night? That is a hard sell, I swear I heard buzzing from inside his room” Now Shisui had the arrogant look in his eyes. “We cannot have our little brother do nothing but mastrubate all night and sleep in all day, I mean...he could turn into Madara...” Itachi indicated to Madara with his eyes. “You are right, besides, an internship at a lawfirm? A lot of students are dying for that, it would be really good on his resume too and he might get interested in law” Shisui looked relieved. “Same with the hospital, we are giving him an opportunity that people his age are dying for, it will also stop him from wasting his vacation like this” Itachi did too. “Oh no” I spoke up, causing both of them to look at me in shock. “You guys want me to do an internship at either the hospital or law firm” Both of them seemed shocked before looking at one another and then back at me. “It is very good opportunity-” “No, I don’t want to do it, I hate paper work and people are gross” I stated. “Sasuke” Shit was serious when Itachi called my name. “You are eighteen years old, you are sitting in a shirt, eating dinosaur shaped cornflakes...pantsless...I am honestly not even sure if you are wearing underwear right now, and honestly…I am afraid to ask” “Don’t be because I am 100% sure I am wearing-” I stopped talking before sitting up and looking in my shirt, alright I take words back, “Uhm…no comment…” “Natural lawyer!” Shisui had this innocent smile on his face while he pointed at me. “But I am still not doing the internship, I am not going to be your personal paralegal going through 1000 pages books just to find loopholes so some billionaires won’t have to pay a fine for sexual harassment” “But...we would be a great duo during settlements, it can get very heated-” “Shisui, if the settlement doesn’t become an epic rap battle, I am not interested” I looked at my dinobite cornflakes “And neither do I want to clean piss and puke from the floors or stick my hand in some old person’s butt to get their crap out” “What?!” Everybody gave Itachi a disgusting look. “No, no...those were punishments, you would be in the emergency room with me, you will be learning and observing and I will teach you how draw blood and put people on intravenous therapy and stitch wounds-” “Nah, nah and nah” I took a bite from my cornflakes. “Well, no is not an option” Itachi said with a strict voice. “You are teaching me some weird stuff, Nii-san” I raised an eyebrow. “You cannot isolate yourself from the world and stay in your room all day” Shisui defended Itachi. “But…this is my world” I put on my puppy face, maybe they would give me a break. “You start monday, you can either go to work with Shisui or me” Itachi folded his arm, “Please choose me” He whispered. “Can I go with Madara?” I asked. “Nice” Madara commented, “We can go to the movies and then-” “No!” Both Shisui and Itachi said at the same time. “Do I get paid for the internship?” I asked. “Uhm...I gave you a fifty” Shisui said. “Bribery! I give 200 and I will pay for lunch everyday” Itachi tried persuading me. “No, no, no...we are teaching him about the real world” Shisui said to Itachi before looking at me. “No, you will not be paid for your internship” “I will still pay for lunch-” Itachi hissed in pain when Shisui hit him in the stomach. “An internship and not even getting paid…pfff…I’d rather take real job then, at least I get money” I turned my head to Izuna. “They are looking for strippers-” Madara stopped talking when a throw pillow was thrown at his face. “You wanna get a job?” Itachi had this mocking look on his face. “Yeah, I will do something and it pays...better than a crappy internship” I said. “Hey, the diner you saved from getting robbed is looking for waiters, they owe you anyway” Izuna said. “Then it’s settled, I’ll take that job” I said, getting up. “Excuse me when I enjoy my dinobites in peace” I walked to the kitchen. “He is really not wearing underwear” Izuna commented. “Is that really a surprise?” Shisui asked. “At least he is not naked…” Itachi commented. “Half-naked...you still fail 50%” Madara added. “Come on guys...how much does he have to hide anyway?” Obito commented and now the was laughter in the room...damn siblings were savages. Oxoxoxo So I took the job at the diner. I immediately got it because not only does the chef have a crush on me. I also saved that place from a robbery once. Izuna was right. They owed me. However, if I have to be completely honest the days I had spend in this dinner WERE FUCKING BORING! I either had the night shift or the early morning shift. All I did was give people free coffee and occasionally customers came in to order some food. Mostly people working long shifts in the hospital. It was one in the morning when I was standing behind the counter. I stopped listening to the radio in this place because they always played the same songs. The only people here was...one old person that possibly had Alzheimer's. Two nurses and three teens that looked like a bunch of drug dealers. At least in the emergency room you see actually things that were exciting. If I were with Shisui we would probably have ordered sushi while working on some case. I sighed. It was too late now anyway. I couldn’t let them be right...Besides I am two weeks in. I sat down behind the counter and yawned. “Oh look at my hard working little brother” I looked up annoyed seeing Itachi walk in with Konan. They sat down at the bar table, across from me. “Nii-san” I said, “I am enjoying myself…” “You almost fell asleep” Itachi said, leaning on the counter. “So your shift ended? Coffee?” I asked. “No-” “No is not an option” I said, looking directly into my Nii-san’s eyes. “You taught him that?” Konan asked. “No...noo~ Stop twisting my words, otouto” He glared at me. Oh, I loved when I stabbed him in the back with his own knife. I put two cups of coffee down. “You know what happened in th E.R?” Itachi asked, “Me and an intern saved a man from a heart attack, that could have been you, otouto, by my side...eating a victory cupcake” “Who needs cupcakes when you can get sausage” “Ooohhhhhh~” Konan looked at Itachi. “No, he means actual sausages, not dick” “Oh…” Her joyful mood changed. “Yeah, Nagato and I have a bet on who will take your virginity” “What is the bet?” I asked. “If your first time is with Naruto, Nagato gets twenty bucks, if your first time is anybody else...I get twenty bucks” Konan said. “...wow…” I shook my head, “You guys want to order something?” I asked. “Nah, I just came here to see how you were doing” Itachi said. “To see if you were right...” I corrected him before shaking my head, “This is the greatest job, niisan! Nothing to do and free sausage...and this time I am talking about Kevin” “Kevin?” Itachi frowned at the unfamiliar name. “I am Kevin” A head appeared from behind the window that showed the kitchen. “The waiter/chef, remember from the robbery?” “Oh, the cute chubby one” Itachi said, “Aww, he is adorable” “If that was Naruto you would have stabbed him...twice” I said. I can’t believe my brother was such a hypocrite...wait...I do believe that. “Nah, I like Kevin, you should go out with Kevin, how about a double date with Suké and me-” “No, Nii-san, Kevin is just my co-worker” “You still want that sausage?” He shouted from the kitchen. “Yeah!” I said and not even a few seconds later he handed me sausage on a fork. I grabbed it and turned back to my brother. “Best. Job. Ever” I said, taking a bite from the sausage. “Damn...why did I go to medschool?” Konan muttered in an genuinely regretful tone. “You know what they say, right?” Konan indicated to the kitchen...I guess she meant Kevin. “Once you go…~hmmhmmhmm~...you never go back” I narrowed my eyes. “Crack? Wack? Stack? Slack? Pack? Snack?” I tried to fill the gap, but seems Konan had given up to me. “That makes no sense, Kevin is a chef, he makes me snacks all the time, like this sausage” “...Itachi, how do you live with such ignorance in your life?” “...I just do” He sighed. “Well, I am going home, I’ll see you at seven?” He leaned over the counter to kiss my cheek. “Yes, seven” I said, waving quickly at them before continuing eating the sausage. Damn, I hated this job. The sausage was great though. A man walked in the dinner. Looking rather shady. He sat down at the bar table. “You want some coffee?” I asked, still eating the sausage. “Yes” He said, taking his sunglasses off. I put a mug down in front of him before pouring coffee in it. “There you go, here is a menu, tell me when you want to order anything” “Thank you...you are...cute” He said while knitting his eyebrows, “How old are you? 16?” “I am 18...and even though I appreciate being called cute, I prefer sexy” I sighed leaning against the counter. “Why is that?” The man asked. “It is just that I am an adult and everyone still sees me as a baby, my brothers, I have five older brothers, they are all so good looking and I am just...me…” I shook my head. I realized being sleepy makes me talk a lot to strangers. “Owh...honey” He said, “Cute gets you places” “I don’t really care about being sexy anyway, my daddy taught me to be strong in this world, I mean, sure...he died when I was fourteen and he did made me fight against trained men twice my size...but I learned things none of my brothers can, God bless him, I miss him...sometimes I wonder how he used to smell...but then I open a bottle of scotch and it bring me back to him” “Wow, you are perfect” He said. I raised an eyebrow. What did I say? I don’t even remember? I just babbled. The man looked around him before leaning in. “Are you looking to make some easy money?” He asked. “Easy money? How much are we talking because I am making 7.35 bucks an hours and I work 6 hours a day, 3 days a week “ “Oh boy, are you up for a treat” He grabbed a card from his pocket and gave it to me. “Meet me at the address Monday at noon” He said. “...oh, I’m not a prostitute...but say if I were, how much?” I asked. “It is not prostitution?” “Oh...did I mention I can pole dance?” The man gave me a weird look. “You will see, but the pay is very high” He said. I gasped. “Am I a hitman?” I whispered. “Boy, you should be so happy you got that ass because your brain ain’t getting you nowhere” He said. ===Thanks for edited @failureoftheyear===

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The Average and Unusual Couple: Chapter Ten

About almost ninety minutes later after all of his friends had left from his birthday party, Stan is about to get ready to head over to the Netherworld to see what special gift that Beetlejuice and Lydia has gotten for him. But before he makes his trip, he checks out with his parents one more time to be sure that they won’t bother him for the rest of the night.

Stan: Hey, mom. I just wanna say thank you once again for the PS5, and making this birthday as memorable as possible.

Sharon: Aww, thank you, sweetie. I’m sorry that your father wasn’t as corroborative as I hoped he would’ve been. I tried my best to get him in being a supportive father just for today, but he just won’t budge from his Tegridy obsession.

Stan: It’s alright, mom. You did everything that you could. And besides, all the gifts that I received and having my friends over here outweighs his terrible attitude.

Sharon: I’m glad to hear that. And do you need any help in setting up your PS5 tomorrow?

Stan: Nah, I think I can handle it myself. But if I ever need you, I’ll let you know.

Sharon: Well, I’m all free tomorrow just to let you know.

Stan: Okay. Anyway, I’m about to head into my room for the rest for the night. I wanna check out some of my gifts before I get to bed.

Sharon: Sounds good then. Good night, sweetheart. And happy birthday.

Stan: Good night, mom. And thank you so much for everything today.

He gives his mother one last hug, and then walks upstairs into his room. As he got in, everything was set up for him to make his visit to the Netherworld. His window curtains was shut, and has a candle sitting on his desk. After lighting up the candle, the last thing Stan does was putting on his new T. Rex necklace that Lydia has gotten him recently. He wanted to wear something a little extra for now on whenever he visits the Netherworld, and he thought the necklace would be a perfect fit for that role.

Stan: Though I know I should be wary, still I venture someplace scary! Ghostly hauntings I turn loose…Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

Much like from his first experience, a huge thunder sound is heard, the wooden walls of the room tears itself apart, and becomes stone walls. The candle disappears, and some bats begins to fly around in the same large room that he and Lydia has been teleported too before. Afterwards, he opens up the door that enters him into the Netherworld, and it only takes him about a few minutes to reach to the Roadhouse. Over there waiting for him were Beetlejuice, Lydia, and a living yellowish car that was Doomie.

Stan: Hi, guys!

Beetlejuice: Stanny boy, happy birthday!

Doomie: Beep, beep!

Lydia: I see that you’re already wearing that T. Rex necklace.

Stan: Yeah, I thought that I would give it a shot as a little extra something to wear whenever I visit here.

Lydia smiling: I think it really suits you pretty well. Being the true prehistoric buff that you really are.

Stan smiling: Thanks.

Beetlejuice: Tell me quickly, Stan, how would you rate your birthday party overall? Was it like a one out of five chickens that still has their heads, or a perfect five out of five chocolate themed beetles?

Stan: Umm, from my point of view, it was a nearly perfect five star party with my dad being the only nitpick thing about it. And I don’t think you would’ve enjoyed my party anyway as we all mostly chit-chatted with each other instead of any dancing.

Beetlejuice: Pfft, I figured. *talks to the reader* Non-wild parties, you know I hate it.

Lydia: Well anyway, are you ready to find out about your final birthday present?

Stan getting excited: Oh, hell yeah! I can’t wait to see what it is!

Beetlejuice: In that case then, hop on aboard with us, and we’ll take you there way faster than a plane trip to Hawaii!

Stan: Hold on a sec, this is a birthday trip?

Lydia: That’s right. Me and BJ had this planned out for quite a while now ever since your first visit here. And the place we’re heading to will make you feel like a happy kid in a zoo.

Beetlejuice: Let’s not waste anymore time, okay! I’ll like to head on over there as quickly as possible too. Let’s go!

Beetlejuice sat on the driver seat while Stan and Lydia sit next to each other in the back.

Beetlejuice: Okay, Doomero! Let’s ride on over there!

Doomie: Beep, beep, beeeep!

And without any extra thought, Doomie begins to drive fast for the trip to their destination.

Stan: So, what is the place that we’re heading to?

Lydia: It’s one of a few large parks that the Netherworld has to offer, and it’s also the biggest one of them all. It’s called Extinction National Park.

Stan: Extinction National Park? What kind of a park is it?

Beetlejuice: It’s more like a wildlife preserve kind of a place, except this park holds every extinct plant and animal species that used to live on Earth. Its landmass is about the size of Australia and Antarctica put together, and it even has its own ocean.

Stan: Holy shit! I didn’t ever think the Netherworld would never have such a place like that.

Beetlejuice: Well, Heaven and Hell couldn’t accept any extinct animal as they usually take in people and domesticated animals. That’s why the big man himself created such a large continent just for them.

Stan: What is it like over there?

Beetlejuice: There’s no fences or anything like you see in a zoo as you get to explore freely anywhere in this huge park. It’s the ultimate prehistoric wild safari that’ll make Jurassic Park look like a petting zoo. And all the extinct species that you can imagine, you can find them all at Extinction National Park. Prehistoric marine animals, all the extinct mammals, and every single dinosaur that has ever lived!

Stan excited: Fuck yeah! The kind of trip that is fully right in my alley! And how long will it take us to get over there?

Beetlejuice: It’ll take us about thirty minutes to reach the ocean, and then it’ll be an hour fly across the open waters from the beach to our destination.

Stan: I’ll try to get some sleep as much as I can for the time being. What about you, Lydia?

Lydia: *yawns* I’m with you. I need as much sleep as I can get too.

Beetlejuice: I’ll give you two a strong odor from me when we get there.

Lydia: Promise us that it won’t smell too disgusting.

Beetlejuice: I can’t make any promises, but I’ll come up with something. *uses his magic to place pillows behind their heads* Dream something gross for me.

Both Stan and Lydia shut their eyes to get some sleep.

Beetlejuice: *talks to the reader* Love may be the pits for me, but I ain’t gonna lie, they’re literally meant for each other. Just promise me that you won’t say that to them.

After about over an hour and an half later since leaving the Roadhouse, Doomie was flying across the ocean as he and Beetlejuice sees a huge land dead ahead. And as they approach Extinction National Park, a couple pteranodons were flying by near them. One of the pteranodons gets too close to Doomie.

Doomie: Beep, beep!

Beetlejuice: Don’t worry, Doomie. I got something to let out that should scare him away.

He lets out a huge sticky burp to the pterosaur. The pteranodon smells the disgusting burp, and flies away from them.

Beetlejuice: Hmm, I still got some left in me. *chuckles* Time to wake them up.

He lets out the remaining burps he had left, catches some of them with his hands, and then blows the stinky burps towards Stan and Lydia. They both smell the burp that causes them to wake up in a couple seconds.

Stan: Ugh, something smells like a stink bug.

Beetlejuice: That was because I had a small bag of stink bugs as a snack while we were traveling.

Lydia: At least I can tolerate this kind of a smell unlike the stunk deodorant that you use.

Stan: Oh my god! Lydia, look!

Lydia turns to where Stan was looking at, and she sees them. A small group of pteranodons flying from a short distance away. They both reacted in such awe by seeing the type of natural sighting that the Earth itself has not seen in over 66 million years.

Lydia excited: Deadly Vu! Actual pterosaurs right in front of our eyes!

Stan: I can’t believe that I’m actually seeing them. They look so magnificent!

Lydia uses her camera to take some pictures of the pteranodons.

Beetlejuice: If you two thought that was cool, then take a look underneath you.

Stan and Lydia take a look at the mass open water as they see a pod of marine animals that were dark shaded, and looked like something between a dolphin and a marlin.

Stan excited: Ichthyosaurs! This is so awesome!

Lydia: Aww, there’s even some juveniles within the pod. They look so adorable!

While Lydia takes some pictures of them, one of the ichthyosaur takes a quick jump out of the water like a dolphin.

Stan excited: Wow! They can jump just as good as dolphins!

Lydia excited: Yeah, and they’re behaving similarity too despite of them being marine reptiles instead of mammals.

Stan: This is definitely a wonderful example of convergent evolution right in front of our eyes.

As Stan and Lydia were geeking out on seeing the ichthyosaurs pod, Doomie sees something approaching the pod that looked like a huge marine snake.

Doomie: Beep, beep!

Beetlejuice: Hmm. *sees the big marine animal* Oooh, looks like we’re about to see a hunt being carried out.

Stan: A hunt? Then where’s the predator?

Lydia: I see it! Pull over for a second, Doomie!

Doomie stops flying, and is now floating so that way they can all see the hunt. The predator targets one of the juvenile ichthyosaur that was having a tough time keeping up with the rest of the pod. Stan looks closer to identify what type of animal it was. Its body looked so much like that of a snake, but it had front flippers, and at the end of its tail was a whale like fluke.

Stan: It’s a basilosaurus.

Lydia: Oh, yeah. The prehistoric whale that looks like a slender version of a mosasaur.

Beetlejuice: Oh, thank god. For a moment I thought it a was a giant seaworm.

The basilosaurus opens its jaws, and lunges them into the young ichthyosaur. As its teeth grips into its prey, the basilosaurus moves its head around for a bit, and then makes another bite into the ichthyosaur. The prey dies immediately from the second bite, and there was a lot of blood everywhere at the scene of the hunt. The prehistoric whale then swims away with its meal while leaving behind a trail of blood.

Stan in shocked: My god. It feels so surreal to actually see that kind of a hunt in front of us instead of seeing it in a nature documentary.

Lydia: Yeah, same. I just wish that the victim didn’t had to be that poor juvenile.

Beetlejuice: That’s nature for ya, Babes. They don’t carry out any rules like how we all do. And frankly, that’s my most favorite thing about it.

Doomie feeling unease: Awww.

Lydia: I know it was hard to watch, Doomie, but that what happens in nature everyday. Let’s try to move on, and see what exciting things that this mega park has to offer, okay?

Doomie: Beep!

Doomie starts to fly again as they getting closer to Extinction National Park. About a minute later, they’ve finally made into land, and Doomie lands into an open field on the beach. Already they see some big scorpion like creatures hanging around.

Beetlejuice: Well, well, looks like we got some sea scorpions.

Stan: Or eurypterids as the paleo community calls them. Although sea scorpions is a pretty cool nickname for them, they’re not true scorpions. They mainly spend much of their lives in the sea, and only have to come into land during mating season and laying their eggs. And from what we’re seeing here, those guys must be laying eggs.

Lydia excited: Nice! I’ve seen fossils of them during my trip at the Field Museum, and it’s so awesome to see them in person. Especially since arthropods are my favorite group of animals. Stan, can you take a picture of me with those eurypterids?

Stan smiling: Sure!

Both Stan and Lydia get out of Doomie, and head towards to where the eurypterids are at. Stan first takes a picture of Lydia with the eurypterids, and then Lydia does the same thing for Stan. And while Lydia takes a few close up pictures of the big arthropods, Beetlejuice does a staring contest with one of them.

Beetlejuice: If I win, I’m gonna make a barbecue out off of ya.

The eurypterid uses one of its pincers to pinch Beetlejuice’s nose.

Beetlejuice: Owwwww!! Let go of me, you fucking scorpion!

He uses his hands to pull the arthropod’s pincer off of his nose, but his nose gets pulled off along with it.

Beetlejuice frustrated: Give me that!

He physically grabs his nose back from the eurypterid, and then puts his nose back on. He can feel the pinching pain on his nose.

Beetlejuice: Next time, I’ll be sure to use duck tape. *magically holds a duck head with tape coming out from its mouth, and the duck makes a couple quacks*

Stan: Come on, dude! We’re ready to see some dinosaurs!

Beetlejuice: Keep your noses on, I’m coming!

They begin to move within the huge park. Along the way, they drove by a big cotylorhynchus, some small pterosaurs, and some extinct horses. And as they get closer into the forest, they’ve spotted an interesting creature. It looked like some kind of a dog but with a long tail, and it had stripes on its back.

Lydia: That must be the Tasmanian tiger. They were once the top predator of Tasmania until humans came into the island and wiped them out.

Stan: It’s a shame that they’re no longer with us, but from the looks of him, he seems to be having a peaceful lifestyle here. I’m glad to see that at least. Hopefully the wolves in America won’t end up like him.

Lydia: Agreed.

Beetlejuice: That critter wouldn’t happened to be named Ty, would he? *turns himself into Ty the Tasmanian Tiger*

Lydia: *laughs* I doubt it, but who knows.

The Tasmanian tiger notices them, and for a few brief moments it was staring at them. And then after Lydia takes a quick picture of it, the small predator moves on into the forest.

Stan: That was amazing. The way he was staring at us like that, reminds me a bit of a wolf.

Lydia: Exactly what I was thinking too. They were also called a Tasmanian wolf due to how they behaved similarly to them despite on being a marsupial.

Beetlejuice: And you know what, I’m also surprised that Doomie here didn’t go crazy during that moment. That critter really did looked like a dog after all.

Doomie: Beep, beep!

Lydia: The skull on his hood is also his nose, remember?

Beetlejuice: Oh, right. I can’t believe that I actually forgotten about that.

Stan: I didn’t know that you could smell, Doomie. You were able to tell that the Tasmanian tiger that we just saw was a marsupial instead of a dog?

Doomie: Beep!

Stan: *laughs a bit* Good to know then.

They then drive on into the forest. There, they’ve encountered many different type of prehistoric animals such as a group of small planet eating dinosaurs call leaellynasaura, a small meat eating dinosaur call ornitholestes, and a huge ape call gigantopithecus. About a half hour later, they come across into an open field where there was some big trees, and a huge watering hole. And also in the open field were some of the largest animals to ever lived. The whole group couldn’t helped but gasped in awe by witnessing the type of natural beauty that’ll never happen on Earth.

Lydia: Deadly Vu.

Stan: Unbelievable.

Beetlejuice: Even for a gross guy like myself, I gotta say, this is one hell of an awesome sighting.

In the open field, there were many different type of dinosaurs such as a couple Argentinosaurus feeding on the big trees, a group of brontosaurus roaming in the field, a herd of parasaurolophus, some pachyrhinosaurus, and a single stegosaurus drinking at the watering hole. But dinosaurs weren’t the only animals in the area. Other extinct animals in the open field includes a large paraceratherium along with its young calf, a small group of lisowicia, and a traveling herd of Columbian mammoths.

Stan: I’m a lost for words here. I’ve never ever seen anything like this in my entire life.

Lydia: This is like the ultimate safari sighting unlike any other. A one of a kind that’ll never happen in human existence, and you and me are the very first living human beings to ever see it.

Stan smiling: Well said, Lydia.

Beetlejuice: Anyway, are you gonna take some unforgettable pictures, Lyds?

Lydia excited: You bet your ass that I’m gonna be doing that, Beetlejuice! Let’s do it!

Beetlejuice: Woah, I haven’t seen you this excited in quite a while, Babes. *talks to the reader* And you know me, I really fucking love it when she gets this excited! It makes things even more fun! *laughs*

They start off by flying for some close up pictures of an Argentinosaurus eating from the large conifer tree, along with one picture of Beetlejuice sitting on top of the sauropod’s head. Followed by a couple pictures of the brontosaurus herd. Then took pictures of the Columbian mammoth herd, including a close up one of the little mammoth calves. And took pictures of the watering hole area where many animals including the parasaurolophus herd, the stegosaurus, and the paraceratherium were having their drinks. But Lydia wasn’t done taking pictures yet. She wanted to take some group photos next.

Lydia: Okay, Stan. Since it’s your birthday, how about we start off by having a picture of you along with the animals in the background.

Stan smiling: Alright.

Stan sets himself up by standing up while smiling towards the camera along with so many prehistoric animals such as Argentinosaurus, pachyrhinosaurus, and lisowicia in the background. Then Lydia gets a picture of herself with the brontosaurus herd. And finally a group picture of Dommie in the center along with Stan on the left side, Lydia on the right side, Beetlejuice floating above them in a lying pose, and the many prehistoric animals drinking at the watering hole in the background.

Stan: You guys, this has been the most exciting birthday moment that I’ve ever had, and I don’t think anything else will ever top this moving forward. I can’t thank you all enough for giving me this kind of an adventure. I feel like the most happiest person in the Netherworld right now.

And then suddenly without warning, they begin to hear stomping noise coming from the forest along with a sound of a loud booming noise.

Doomie feeling nervous: Uh-oh!

Beetlejuice: Sounds like the king himself has arrived to find his new meal.

Lydia: King? You don’t mean it’s…it’s…

Coming out of the forest was a dinosaur that they all knew too well. It was a very large bulky theropod dinosaur, with small arms that had two fingers each, big head with excellent binocular vision, and had banana shaped like teeth.

Stan: Tyrannosaurus rex!

Stan was having all types of reactions going on in his mind right now. On one hand, he was so extremely happy in finally seeing his all time favorite prehistoric animal in the fresh. So much in fact that he wanted to get up close to it really badly. But on the other hand, he also knew very well on how dangerous a T. Rex can be, and he needed to be cautious even though he’s afraid of being eaten. A Tyrannosaurus can run up to at least 17 mph, had wonderful eye vision, strong sense of smell, and its bite force is so powerful that its job was to crush bones within its prey. One bite, one kill.

The T. Rex sniffs into the air to locate its next meal, and it didn’t take too long for the predator to find one. It spotted the group, and starts heading towards them.

Lydia: Crap, it’s coming for us!

They all up on abroad into Doomie.

Stan: Take us out of here, dude!

Doomie tries to get moving, but he’s not able to move for he had just ran out of his gas.

Beetlejuice: Had to run out of gas at the wrong time, you bucket of bolt! Good thing I keep a fuel can in your trunk for situations like this.

Lydia: You keep the T. Rex busy, while me and Stan get Doomie filled up.

While Stan and Lydia go get the fuel can to fill up Doomie, Beetlejuice appears floating in front of the large predator. The T. Rex stops moving as soon as it sees Beetlejuice.

Beetlejuice: Yo, Mr. Rex! I was thinking about putting on a new head to scare off my future victims. What do you think of this? *he transforms his head into a head of a spider with big fangs* Pretty scary, am I right?

The T. Rex looks at Beetlejuice with a confused look on its face for a moment, and then heads toward him to make a bite out of him. He quickly flies backwards to avoid those deadly teeth.

Beetlejuice: Not impressed, huh? Okay then, how about we put your nose to the ultimate test to see if you can withstand the most disgusting feet that the Netherworld has ever seen!

He takes his shoes & socks off, revealing his filthy feet that was covered with rotten eggs, dead cockroaches, and dirty toe nails. The smell of Beetlejuice’s dirty feet goes into the T. Rex’s nose. The predator takes a few sniffs from the filthy smell, but the smell only encourages for the T. Rex to hunt down Beetlejuice.

Beetlejuice: Aaaaahhhh!!!

While Beetlejuice flies away from the large dinosaur, Stan was filling up Doomie with the fuel can and Lydia was sitting on the driver seat.

Stan: Okay, that’s all of it. Give it a try.

Lydia uses the car key to get Doomie running again, and as she does it, the motor was starting to work in full strength.

Doomie: Beep, beep!

Lydia: All right! Now, let’s get the hell out of here!

Stan hops onto the front passenger seat, and then Doomie starts to fly into the sky.

Stan: Beetlejuice, hop on!

Beetlejuice: You got it! *turns his attention to the T. rex* It was fun talking with you while it lasted, but right now, I must be hopping off. *magically puts metal springs onto his feet, and then take a huge hop from the ground* Smell you later, big guy!

He lands into the back seat of Doomie. And as he got in, Stan, Lydia, and Doomie all can smell Beetlejuice’s dirty feet.

Lydia disgusted: Beetlejuice, put your shoes back on for us, would ya?

Beetlejuice: Fine, but if something tries to attack us again, I’m taking them off. *he puts his shoes & socks back on*

Meanwhile on the ground, the Tyrannosaurus rex turns its attention to the herbivorous animals, and moves towards them.

Stan: Hold on a second, guys. I wanna see the T. Rex doing its hunt. Especially since it’ll be something that we’re probably never gonna see again.

Lydia: Yeah, and I do want to take some pictures of the Rex before we leave. However, if that predator tries to kill a calf, we’re leaving no matter what. I just don’t want to see something so young getting killed again.

Stan: I understand.

As the gang watch from the safety up above, the T. Rex makes its pursue for a kill. First it tries to go after the parasaurolophus herd, but they were too fast for the large predator. Next it tries to go for the Columbian mammoth herd, but they put up an aggressive defense by forming a straight line with the calves behind them. The T. Rex knew better than trying to attack the large sauropods and an over protective paraceratherium mother. And the pachyrhinosaurus, and lisowicia herd were fully gone as soon as they saw the large dinosaur. The last animal in the area was the single stegosaurus. It was moving very slowly as it couldn’t run. The T. Rex locks its eyes into the plated dinosaur, and then moves towards it.

Lydia: Looks like we’re about to see an epic fight here.

Stan getting excited: Whoever wins, this fight will be worth remembering for the rest of our lives!

Beetlejuice: It’s showtime! *pulls up a music player, and plays The Rite of Spring song from Fantasia*

As the T. rex comes closer, the stegosaurus positions itself in full defensive mode to make sure that its thagomizer can get a good hit of the predator. The Tyrannosaurus stops close enough to be in a safe distance from those spikes, and the two are now in an intense stalemate. The T. Rex makes the first move by trying to make a bite in the legs, but stegosaurus swings its tail hitting the upper thigh, and the Rex backs off with only minor wounds. Next it try to move sideways in order to get a better shot in biting the neck, but the plated dinosaur was moving along with it, and the two stopped moving. The Tyrannosaurus then tried to get the stegosaurus move back by making a fake attack display, but the opponent hold its grounds and swings its tail again, almost hitting the predator’s head. The T. Rex decided to move backwards a little, and makes a head butting move against the stegosaurus. The predator successfully head butted its opponent before it had a chance to use those thagomizer again, and the stegosaurs falls into the ground. The tyrant lizard makes the final fatal blow by using its powerful bite into the stegosaurus’s neck, resulting in an immediate death. The Tyrannosaurus rex had won the battle, and begins to feast onto its prize.

Beetlejuice: The king sure dose know how to put on a good show.

Stan: That was so fucking awesome! Now that’s what I call an epic prehistoric fight for sure! Even way better than those shitty fights done in Jurassic Fight Club. Did you get some really good pictures, Lydia?

Lydia: Not only did I get some really cool pictures of the T. Rex hunting, but I even video recorded the whole fight too.

Stan: Nice! Be sure to send me that video whenever you can.

Lydia: Sure thing.

Stan: And by the way, since this is the second animal kill that’ve we seen in this trip, do they actually stay permanently dead for good unlike how the rest of the Netherworld works with its death rule?

Beetlejuice: In Extinction National Park, whenever an animal dies, they’ll be reborn back into their juvenile body with their old memories wiped out, and have to start all over from scratch. In a nutshell, everything works here like a recycling routine. *turns himself into a recycling symbol*

Stan: Interesting.

Beetlejuice: So, Stanny boy, anywhere else in this mega park you like to visit? There’s a snowy area that has all the ice age animals such as woolly mammoths and cave lions, a swampy area where all the carboniferous giant insects live at, or even a desert area where you can see all the dinosaurs that once lived in the gobi desert. Actually, now that I think about it, let’s not go to any region that has deserts. I don’t want to be eaten up by any sandworm.

Stan: I seriously would love to see them, but I need to be heading back home to get some sleep. It’s almost 1:30 am.

Lydia: Me too. I plan on talking to Bertha and Prudence on Skype during the afternoon, and I don’t want to look tried in front of them.

Beetlejuice: Yeah, I’m getting sleepy too. How about you, Doomero?

Doomie: *yawns* Beep!

Beetlejuice: You and I can sleepover at a cave in the nearby mountain that I know of.

Lydia: Just be safe from any dangerous animals when you two leave in the morning.

Beetlejuice: Don’t sweat it, Lyds. We’ve faced situations worse than this. Doomie and I will make it home without a scratch.

Lydia: Okay then. And Stan, you must be feeling like a happy camper right now. *chuckles a bit*

Stan smiling: Again, I can’t thank you all enough for giving me this unforgettable adventure. This will go down as the greatest birthday experience that I’ll ever have. And I’m so happy to have you all as a part of my life now.

Lydia: I have a little extra gift that I want to give you before I leave. Can you close your eyes for a moment?

As Stan closes his eyes, Lydia suddenly gives him a kiss on his right cheek. Stan immediately blushes on having his very first kiss from a girl in serval years. He really didn’t expected for Lydia on making the first move to express their true feelings for each other.

Lydia smiling: I’ll see you at school, Stan. Sleep well. Home, home, home! *she disappears*

Beetlejuice: Well, well, looks like Lyds was trying to tell you that she loves you.

Stan: *sign* I honestly didn’t think she would do something like that so soon before I had the chance to tell her about my feelings for her. I love Lydia very much, but I also want to tell her at the right moment without acting too quickly about it.

Beetlejuice: Just do me a favor though, when you two convince your love for each other, don’t do it when I’m around because I find that kind of stuff too disgusting. *closes his eyes and sticks his tongue out*

Stan: Umm, okay. But anyway, thank you for the exciting adventure, BJ. And same goes to you too, Doomie.

Doomie: Beep, beep!

Stan: Have a good night sleep, you two. Home, home, home!

He is then teleported back to his bedroom, and everything still remains as the way he left them.

Stan: I can’t believe that she kissed me in a way to say that she loves me without even saying a single word about it. That was totally unexpected.

While getting himself ready for bed, he was thinking about on when to tell her that he loves her too. Then he remembers that he and Lydia are planning on going to a Halloween party together along with Beetlejuice that’s gonna be held at the South Park community center. And then when the two are truly alone together during Halloween night, he’ll finally make his move to convince his love for her.

Stan: I’ll tell her on Halloween night. Especially since it’s her favorite night of the year, it’ll be the right timing for it. I’m gonna make damn sure that it’ll be the best Halloween night that she’ll ever have.

He then heads into his bed, and closes his eyes to get a good night sleep.

In the next chapter, Stan and Lydia have some fun at the Halloween party, and convince their true feelings for each other.

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Do you have any allergies? I’m allergic to tangerines and I also have seasonal allergies.

Do you have any hormone problems? That and health issues have caused me to no longer have “the monthly visitor.”

Do you take any medications daily? Yes.

Do you take vitamins? I have an iron patch I wear for 8 hours a day. I have a B12 one I need to start wearing, too. I should check and see if they have one for vitamin D.

What languages do you speak? English.

Do you know anyone who is colorblind? No.

What’s the best thing that’s ever happened to you? My family.

Have you ever thought you were going to die? Yes.

Have you ever had an allergic reaction scare? Yes.

What bones have you broken? One in my leg.

Do you wish you had the power to switch off and on your emotions? >> No. I wish I had the power to deal with my emotions in a healthy fashion. <<< Yes! I’d like to get control over them and not vice versa.

What are some news stories that have stuck with you? There’s several. I know I’ll never forget the 2020 pandemic that’s for sure.

Have you ever been in extreme pain that you would rate a 10? If so, what was it from? Yes, often. I struggle with chronic pain and have really bad flare ups. Also, pain after surgery is absolutely horrible.

Have you ever given birth? Nooo. What’s the highest fever you’ve ever had? I think 101.

Have you ever gone to the emergency room? Yes.

Have you ever coughed so hard you threw up? No.

Have you ever had cramps so bad you threw up? No, but it definitely got so bad that it made me feel quite nauseas.

Have you ever made anything out of duck tape? No, I’ve never made anything out of duct tape.

Do you like palazzo pants? I had to Google what they were and no I do not.

Would you travel to Paris if given the chance? I’d love to one day.

What’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to you? I’ve been through a lot, but I’d say the accident that made me a paraplegic at 7 months old.

How old were you when you first encountered God, if applicable? I learned about God as a child from both sets of grandparents of different religions who tried to impose their beliefs onto me.

How old were you the first time you felt loved? I’ve always felt that from my family.

Were you abused? No.

Who was your favorite teacher? One of my elementary school teachers who also ended up being one of my middle school teachers.

Did you ever want to be a teacher? When I was a kid. I loved playing school with my cousins and my little brother.

Do you look good in brown? I don’t have anything brown.

Do you prefer crosswords, word searches, or sudoko puzzles? I love word searches.

Are adult coloring books tedious? I love them, I have a few.

What do you do to relax? Listen to ASMR, watch TV, watch YouTube, listen to music, color, or read. Do you live alone? No.

Did you ever think your house was haunted? No.

Do you believe in auras? No.

Have you ever seen a spirit? No.

Do you have any food intolerances? I’m lactose intolerant.

Do you like camping? I have zero interest in camping. It’s sooo not my vibe.

What’s your favorite place to go on vacation? Somewhere with a beach.

Do you enjoy rainy days? I love rainy days.

Do you own anything chevron print? No.

Ever thought about starting a business? Nah.

If you were to start a business, which kind would you start? I wouldn’t.

Do you like unisex names? Some, sure.

What are some of your favorite unisex names? Taylor comes to mind first.

What are some of your favorite current fashion trends? Haha I don’t keep up with fashion trends.

Do you like skinny jeans? leggings? jeggings? Skinny jeans are the only kind of jeans I wear. Or used to, anyway. I haven’t worn jeans in like 2 years, ha. All I wear is leggings now.

Do you collect anything? Giraffe stuffed animals and keychains.

What exotic pet would you own if you were rich? I wouldn’t own an exotic pet.

Did you want to change your name when you were younger? Nah.

Do you like your first name? Sure.

Are you named after anyone? Nope.

What does your name mean? ”Crowned.”

When you’re sick, do you look up your symptoms on the Internet? Yep, good ol’ Dr. Google. ha. He diagnoses you with everything.

Are you a member of any online support groups? No.

Were you ever on a dance team? Nope.

Would you rather have been born in a different era? Nah, I’m good.

Do you like being a millennial? I don’t care. It’s not something I think about.

What year were you born? 1989.

What are your initials? NAH. haha.

Would you ever preach a sermon? I’m not a pastor.

Do you pray regularly? No. It’s something I want to work on.

Do you have any good luck charms? I don’t believe in luck.

Do you make wishes on anything? If so, what? Nope.

What do you do when you can’t sleep? Every night I’m up scrolling through Tumblr, doing surveys, watching YouTube/listening to ASMR, scrolling through Pinterest, and watching TV until I fall asleep.

Do you enjoy sunrises? Sure.

Are you more of a morning person or a night owl? I’m a night owl.

Is your life boring? Yes, but it works for me. Mostly. Some days seem to drag more than others and the things I like to do just don’t cut it.

Is your life hard or easy? ”Nobody said it was easy, no one ever said it would be this hard.”

What can you do to make your life more adventurous? I’d have to get my shit together and then suddenly become a social and adventurous person. I’m neither of those things. I like to go on vacations and a few outings like to the store or to the movies, but otherwise I’m a hermit crab and it works for me.

Have you ever had food poisoning? Yes. Not fun.

Have you ever had sun poisoning? All I know is that being out in the heat for a long time makes me miserable. I overheat, I get killer headaches, I get very irritable, and I just feel like shit. I really despise summer. It actually doesn’t have take that long for me start feeling like that. I’ll step out the door and feel like I’m melting.

What do you do when you’re bored? The same things I’ve already listed. Are you ashamed of anything? Yes. Like of who this person is that I’ve become.

Do you like going to the dentist? Noooo.

Do you wear glasses? Yes.

Do you have a sibling who looks like you? We have similarities, but I don’t think we look that much alike. It’s so weird cause you see some families and just know right away that they’re related, there’s no mistaking it. But then there’s others, like mine, that I don’t think you’d notice right away.

Do you look more like your mom or your dad? My mom.

How tall are you? Like 5′4.

Would you ever want to live in a castle? Nah. I don’t need that much space. I wouldn’t know what to do with it.

Have you ever been to a Chinatown? Yes.

Do you like snow? Yesss.

Do rainbows excite you? I wouldn’t say that, but they are beautiful. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen one.

What part of nature fascinates you the most? Nature is just fascinating.

Were you born in your favorite season? Ugh, no. I was born in the summer D:

Do you ever shop at Goodwill? No.

Do you ever shop at the dollar store? Once in awhile.

What does your favorite coffee mug look like? It’s a Peter Pan one that is blue on the outside and yellow on the inside.

Do you go to Starbucks regularly? Usually, but I haven’t since all this craziness started. It’s been a little over a month now since the last time I went. That’s a record for me.

What wakes you up? Coffee can help a little, but it’s short lived. I still need it, though. It helps take the edge off and I just really enjoy it.

Do you like sushi? Nope.

What’s your favorite brand of flavored water? I used to really like Vitamin Water, Propel, and Fruit Water (it was carbonated fruit flavored water by the same brand that makes Vitamin Water and it was so good, the only carbonated water I liked, but they stopped making it). I haven’t drank any flavored water in awhile.

Do you drink iced tea? I mean I like it, but I honestly don’t remember the last time I’ve had it. It’s been a few years.

Do you have neat handwriting? No, it looks like shiiiiit.

Who’s the last person you wrote a letter to? Pfft I couldn’t tell you the last time I wrote a letter.

Do you have long hair? Yes, it goes down to my butt.

What’s the highest amount of kids you’ve babysat at one time? 3.

Did you enjoy your first job? I’ve never had one.

Have you ever had a job you hated?

Are you an introvert or an extravert? I’m a total introvert.

Are you behind on chores? I need to go through and get rid of some stuff, but blah.

Are you struggling? >> I’m always struggling, bruh. <<< I feel that.

Do you need someone? I need my family.

Do you own a shirt with an elephant on it? Nope.

Does gray look good on you? *shrug* I like to wear it.

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