#lol sorry

[ruubesz-draws]

POV: You're Skar King

rip Skar King All my homies hate Skar King

I WISH I COULD ANIMATE GODAMMIT!!!

Wanted to make a Godzilla version:

[jcs-singular-slut-strand]

Made more 😛

[bendydudeinc]

UGHHHHHHHH I want Chūyas hands. His pretty hands. I want to watch his eyes grow hooded and dark with lust as he slowly brings his gloved fingers to his lips and bites his glove off one finger at a time because he knows it gets me hot and bothered. I want Chūya to circle his fingers around the outside of my dripping hole as I squirm and cry for him to put them in. I don’t think he’d last long with that after seeing my folds clench around nothing. I want him to relentlessly thrust into me with his fingers to the beat of our favorite songs, smiling smugly to himself like the stupid sexy asshole he is as he keeps scissoring and thrusting against my most sensitive spots to the rhythm, even as my eyes roll back and I babble that it’s too much during a fast pace song, he’ll just curl his fingers harder to shut me up. I want Chūya to talk down to me like the filthy whore I am and humiliate me when I cry out and gush around his fingers for the god knows what time since he put the playlist on shuffle because godammit it’s just so fucking good.

DID I MENTION HED TOTALLY USE HIS GRAVITY TO KEEP GOING LONG AFTER HE GETS TIRED AND HIT EVERY BEAT?? AGHAHHSH

[churrosbitxh]

MY MOOD RN

[dipperscavern]

jon snow & wildling gf 🤭 ygritte MOVE

book ygritte kill yourself show ygritte pls scoot out the way thanks. ANYWAYS. JON SNOW N WILDLING GF YES LAWD

it would be soooo fun to play around with him at first. cause he has that internal tug of honor duty THAT ASS GODDAMN i swore an oath brooding brooding professionalism OH MY GOD IT JIGGLES yk? trying to be all cold and mysterious as if you don’t have an effect on him, but the moment u saunter up to play that game of push & pull that you both (secretly) love so much, his pupils are blown wide n his lips are parted in that puppy look he can’t help but give…. ugh need

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

Jonathan Crane AKA the only 65 year old man shopping at Hot Topic

[biteofcherry]

Hello, my favorite partner in horny crime! Do you have any random thots about mob!Curtis you’d like to share? 🤲🏻❤️

Ah, mob Curtis, I need to come up with a name for his universe, because I have a feeling I won't abandon him anytime soon and he will continue to haunt my thoughts 😏

He's really that annoying stoic type, colder than ice when you're burning like a flame in your irritation; the fact he welcomes your outrage with an almost bored kind of expression annoys you more than the fact he took you;

but it lasts only to a moment, until he snaps when you least expect it, when you're convinced you could throw something at him and it wouldn't even leave a dent;

that's when his hand finds itself around your throat and you freeze;

he doesn't slam you against the wall, doesn't even tighten that grip much, but he steps so close that his scent overwhelms you and the dark heat of him burns through your clothes;

he's so much bigger, so much stronger, so fucking lethal

and his voice is a velvet snap on your senses when he asks you: "My hand, or my belt?"

You stare at him not fully comprehending his words, mostly because you're trapped in those intense blue eyes and your focus is all on the rough tattooed fingers circling your throat;

"Men who fight me get a bullet to the head. As my wife, you have the privilege of choosing my hand, or my belt to tan your ass."

a small frown mars your forehead, but before you manage to utter any objection, Curtis interjects: "We can take on discussing your body's sovereignty if I find your bratty pussy dry after you take my punishment."

he tightens his fingers an inch and tilts his head to the side as he looks down at you

"But we both know you're going to be wet. And all the more frustrated for your husband's cock."

[goalsyoudontake]

Of course he wouldn't know where "cheese and chocolate" refers to...

"that doesn't help" lmao

[aliciavance4228]

Poseidon and Medusa in Ovid's Metamorphoses: *a disturbing, non-consentual relationship*

Poseidon and Medusa in Hesiod's Theogony:

[shadowymetalhead]

If I was a code, and you would type me in, it would say invalid.

(I wanted to say enter me, but yeah)

[dreamycatart]

There was an earthquake (4.2 mag) here a couple hours ago; it shook me

[businessmilk]

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

Oh no...all the fangirls worst nightmares!!

[mars-wuz-herez]

As a two month anniversary I give you this

(USE HEADPHONES FOR AN AMAZING EXPERIENCE)

(!!Sonic Prime Spoilers Ahead!!)

These clips are from Sonic Prime on Netflix they are not mine

This song is not mine

[callmebabygirll0]

I was a cow in my previous life

[titan-desuu]

Levi: *looks up to the sky*

Levi: why do all these things happen to me?

Isayama: yo Bro I am so sorry but for the plot

Levi: …