#—from a cigarette lighter

[deadtower]

millennials remember when we used to be in like middle school/early highschool and call ourselves “pyros” because we liked to flip a cigarette lighter on and stare at the fire. what was that about

[feathered-serpents]

I love writing because I get to think things like "Okay how can I make two dudes lighting their cigarettes from the same lighter at the same time sound like gay sex" completely seriously and unironically

[lovelylonelymoonlight]

Bruce Wayne is a god damn chimney of a chain smoker and each time one of his children learn this it’s like finding out that god ain’t real

[anglerflsh]

cant take the "whats in your bag" thing seriously because I only ever carry one document/card holder bag and fit aside from said cards a pair of scissors a file a swiss knife bandages bandaids my badge usually also my house keys two polaroids and a genshin vision. In a bag as big as a phone. If you think people have too much stuff in their totebag you would not survive here

[letitbehurt]

A Whumpee who gets nervous around anyone smoking a cigarette because Whumper used to use them as an ashtray.

[drawingsfromthefrogwar]

tj tries his best to be a rebellious teen but that's hard to do while in containment

[mad-hunts]

How many shots would it take for you to sleep with @twcfaces ?

at the time that barton was asking this question, both him and matilda were about to enjoy some popcorn as a snack — you know, because it's delicious — but after hearing the last word? he stopped what he was doing. and coincidentally enough, so did matilda because she was about to grab some popcorn. but she heard all about what he'd told as well as tried to do to barton. which was almost kill him.

but anyways (LOL), you could practically feel the judgment coming from the both of them even though they weren't saying a thing: the best way to describe the stare they were giving the anonymous person who asked the question is that it was kind of like the, 'really? right in front of my salad?' glare, except if they were just exasperated instead of angry.

a few beats of tense silence passed, then before barton turned to matilda and was about to speak to her. though, it seemed she had guessed what her father was about to say already and left the room. that way, he could 'deal' with this anonymous person. barton cleared his throat then and faked a smile towards them, ❝ ahh — you know, i really didn't want to have to do this, anon. but you've forced my hand now... and i was trying to quit too, ❞ an overexaggerated sigh left his lips as he pulled a cigarette out of a pack he pulled out of the most random place ever (in a compartment in the cabinets that were too high for him, which he'd put there on purpose so he couldn't reach them easily. though he was lying about quitting so don't feel bad about that anon JSJSJ LOL)

barton stepped out onto his porch then and lit it, looking a bit like this sullen cat as he appeared to have lost all of the will to live. but he was really just being overdramatic.

❝ alright, who sent this in, hmm?! are you purposely trying to make me throw up in my mouth a little? because if so, then you succeeded, ❞ barton rose his voice but not enough to be considered yelling after saying this. a shiver ran down his spine just thinking about it. i mean, it wasn't that harvey and two-face weren't attractive in a general sense, but he literally told barton that maybe jim should've 'finished the job' whenever his father was killed by killing HIM too, and he also tried to shoot him (though he did technically provoke him, that was besides the point in his mind)!!

❝ i honestly can't believe that someone would ask this. i mean, part of me actually can, but you know what i mean. i'm not attracted to him at all, so i'm afraid i would have to take like... however many shots i need to not just get drunk BUT black-out drunk. like, i wouldn't remember anything of what happened between us, kind of black-out drunk, ❞ an incredulous laugh left his mouth while he put down the bowl of popcorn he was carrying.

barton narrowed his eyes at the other in suspicion before doing the ' i'm watching you ' motion with his fingers. ❝ alright, so i can't pretend to know why you saw it fit to put me through the terrible ordeal that is imagining me being with them, but just so you know; once i find out who you are... because i WILL find out, i'd watch your back. if this is the man himself though? i've got a special thing for you, and it's this star. ❞

[sarcastic-clapping]

is it just me or did everyone who went to high school/college between the late 00s and early 2010s drive or have at least one friend who drove a used car with a tape deck and no way to plug in an iphone/mp3 except one of those tape to headphone jack converters. like the fake tapes that you’d plug into your headphone jack.

[hellojuiceboxbaby]

I might actually be a clepto 😔 last night literally the whole group kept reminding each other to get their lighters back from me and whenever one went missing they’d asked me first before even looking for it

It’s not my fault I enjoy acquiring lighters on a night out in an inconspicuous manner. It’s really just a hobby

[gmanmedias]

MY WHOLE EXISTENCE IS FLAWED, YOU GET ME CLOSER TO GOD

🧼 🧼 🧼

💘 💘 💘

💥 💥 💥

7.

[fuckthisshitimin]

Look I'm sad my grandpa died but also I can afford rent this month because he has life insurance so. How the hell am I supposed to feel about that.

[psychedeliclulu]

I really like it when a ship has a characteristic object or element that represents them 🤭💕✨

For the same reason I don't like when for example...Yu grabs Adachi's tie. That's a Doada symbol.

Same thing for ☯️ it's for Shuada, I would never use it for Dojima and Adachi 😤😤😤

But I really appreciate when to increase the angst (in scenarios where his love is unrequited or he doesn't have the courage to expose himself) Adachi lets others use the tie so he can imagine Dojima in that person's place! That doujin and fic are delicious, gourmet food 😩👌🏻❤️‍🔥

[sugarchains]

me: -sitting in art club with my kids when my phone rings- me: A.P.? did you mean to call me? AP: yeah you have a trip tomorrow with this 6th grade class? me: yeah! we're going to the historical society AP: well -student- isnt going me: ....oh she messed up? AP: mhm me: what did she do? AP: what DIDNT she do. ask the guidance counselor. but yeah shes not going me: ok???? -turns out the student has been bullying our one french girl in 6th grade, called her a fucking bitch in front of the ELA teacher, was being mean to the girl STILL on a trip they had today, and then when the AP told her about herself at the end of the day, she lied to her mom and said oh the AP called me the n word and cursed at me

[eethend]

nicotine withdrawals and a roommate playing tik toks at full volume at 11:30 pm who will win

[faaun]

i dont smoke unless im in a social setting around other ppl but i feel like having one of those super long cigarette holders would fix me

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

And there you go. There's a leek is bee's

I love this latent implication that a bee derives a life directing joy from the passive production of honey