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jean----ralphio · 4 years ago

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IT’S BoB LIVEBLOG TIME

Episode 1 is under the cut!

Warning, I swear a lot... and am very in love with RSJ so a lot of this was just me pointing at the screen and screaming RICH and then remembering you can’t see me so writing it down...

Episode 1: Curahee! Curaahhee? Curraahhee? I can’t spell so I’m renaming it Ross is a punk bitch

Buckle up my babies, this will be a carcrash!

00:01 Here we fucking go aw yis

00:11 Aw who’s this? I wish they named the gentlemen at the start of the episodes, I wanna know who is who :s

00:25 Shifty, is that you my angel son?

00:41 OMG you guys… these men are breaking my heart </3

01:06 Lord, men were committing suicide because they couldn’t go to fight? That mentality… man. Oh my God, you angels. Babies.

01:36 No jokes allowed, every man is <3

01:40 Now that I’m humbled and we’re all well and truly miserable…the credits, ugh, my heart. The score is amaziiiing. Some of the footage is actual war-time footage, I read, which is a brilliant touch.

02:01 DICK <3

02:13 DICK’S HUSBAND <3

02:18 RSJ’S NAAAAAME

02:27 JFC this music makes me so emotional. Look there’s Matthew Settle’s face. That makes me emotional too

02:48 Ah it’s Roe <3

03:48 I’m trying to pick them all out in the line-up but I can’t tell who is who. Are we supposed to be able to? There’s a short one in the middle, is that Harry?

03:49 I’m not drunk enough to handle this

04:10 Upottery? Ah it’s so English I love it. That’s not a name! Wtf is up with English place-names, you guys have the weirdest names. Upottery? Seriously? Is it only potters that live there? I’m so confused

04:22 Close up of Roe! Perfect. I approve.

04:32 Is that the guy from Line of Duty? I think it is

04:39 Lip <3

04:44 Ew. GTFO Cobb. He doesn’t even go here

04:47 IS THAT RICH? RICH. ILY. ILY RICH. Please note that 94% of this will be a Rich-watch

04:53 Lieb stop. I am sure you are not a certified hairdresser

04:56 RICH. SMOKING. SMOKING RICH. More like smoking hot do you see what I did there?

05:20 I can categorically say that I love Joe Toye. I do. I love him. But every time I see Kirk Acevedo, all I think of is Charlie my baby from Fringe (awesome show, please watch it). And I just. Charlieee <3

05:39 Aw. They’re so sad

05:55 They’re so despondent. Guys. It’s fine

06:05 Fassy?? FASSY!!

06:18 God Damien is pretty

06:25 Nix that’s not how you flirt

06:57 Lol at Dick noting its happy hour. Thinking about taking Nix on a date, are we? I bet you are. Now THAT is how you flirt!

07:24 OMG the fucking flirting! GUYS. “And give up all this?” NIX SAYS AS HE CHECKS HIM OUT

07:37 Yeah, Nix, you’ll take him ‘to Chicago’ huh? Is that what they call it nowadays.

07:44 Do you want to be that cigarette? ‘Cos there is nothing heterosexual about that lingering look, Dick

08:18 ‘Murica time

08:25 Ross, fuck off. Nice jacket though. “You PEOPLE are at the position of attention” ugh GTFO. Dick’s sideye tho lol

08:52 NGL Ross does a great job at being super unlikeable

09:05 Noooo you don’t want it with Johnny Martin. You wont win. Yeah, walk away Ross

09:15 Careful around Lip too, or Speirs will materialize out of thin air and snap your neck

09:33 RICH. Don’t be scared of that douchebag, baby

09:43 What kind of question is that, there is nothing Lieb wants more!

09:50 It’s weird hearing Ross swear tho

10:26 Don’t argue with Johnny, baby. Also Roe OMG <3 Shane is freaking fit

10:43 Wow Lip is ripped

10:48 Oh no, poor baby. Lip leave him be ☹ </3

11:10 LOL I just noticed the drum by the door. It says ‘butts’ and it took me a seconds to realise it was for cigarettes. I am an adult (31-year-old married woman). I’ll laugh at the word butts if I want.

11:11 RICH

11:18 Lieb omg lol

11:39 RICH BABY NO! FUCK OFF ROSS! LEAVE HIM ALONE OR I WILL HAVE SPEIRS CUT YOU

11:52 I can’t take Ross seriously in those shorts. Hi-ho GTFO

12:07 Ew fuck off running up that, I’d just nope out like nah babe imma go chill with that sweet baby back in the butts cabin

12:18 Aw Dick <3 The juxtaposition of Dick as a leader compared to Sobel who sure he might be honing them into something formidable and skilled but he’s an asshole. He’s not a leader. He’s a bullying, abusive scumbag. Dick is an actual leader who protects them and supports them and encourages them and IHAVEALOTOFFEELINGSOK

12:43 You don’t deserve that sick jacket, Ross. Seriously. That is a boss jacket, I want it

13:04 Have they not stopped fucking working out all this time? Ugh

13:23 Oh good, Dick gets a boss jacket too. He deserves it.

13:30 I wish people had to ask me for permission to speak.

13:53 I just. He. I can’t with Dick Winters, you guys. I cannot. I have lost the ability to can. Like they’re so upset and tired and low and just with that little joke he boosts their morale back up from where Sobel fucking beat it down into the mud and makes everything lighter and they laugh and are less tense and I just. Fucking love you, Dick.

14:00 Is that my angel son? I see you Shifty, love you baby

14:03 RICH. DON’T TOUCH MY RICH.

14:07 Oh my God, address them yourself you weirdo, Ross. They’re right there, you’re right there! I had a colleague that used to do the same, would get me to speak to my employees for her when they were right there in front of her like… ‘can you tell x to do y for me pls…’ … I was like wtf you know you CAN talk to them… you won’t catch poor just by speaking to people lower down the pecking order

14:22 Fassy! Wtf they’re not supposed to drink? Dehydration is legit one of the most dangerous things, how tf can you turn them into high-key supersoldiers if they’re dehydrated? How is this man so dumb? The guy in front of Fassy tho omg. I bet Fassy’s boss wife Alicia Vikander won’t like her husband being treated that way… she’s so badass tho right?

14:26 He’s so dramatic! Ugh

15:11 Piss off omg

15:24 oh my DVD flipped its shit here, only picked back up at 16:30 don’t @ me

16:52 RICH WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO YOU RICH

17:21 Shifty my angel son

17:46 so sweet

18:04 Sink, babe, no he is the worst, stop

18:20 LOL no, he’s jel as fuck babe

18:32 NO FUN ALLOWED. Im sorry, that tie is so ugly

18:44 Simon Pegg??!!

18:51 Ross is so dramatic God shut up. it’s not a conspiracy, weirdo

19:10 “It’s a can of peaces, sir.” Iconic.

19:11 Dick’s tiny smile is equally iconic.

19:17 SHUT UP ROSS

19:44 He wants to be punched, I think, like he’s goading them. The sick fuck.

20:47 DON’T TRUST HIM, DICK!

21:02 ROE <3

21:31 Hoobler, aw <3

21:37 I warned you not to trust him, boys

21:54 Ah boys, oh no

22:04 RICH. Kick him, baby

22:17 Bull, punch him, seriously

22:24 Oh Luz <3

22:26 Yeah GTFO, suck it, bitch

23:06 Who is this? Fella’s hot

23:40 RICH. FASSY. WEB. TAB.

24:19 Suck it, Ross

24:30 Real footage?

24:41 Lol you suck Ross

25:23 RICH. SMOKING RICH.

25:26 Bill omg

25:45 Perco, baby, no. don’t talk to Johnny Martin. Don’t look at Johnny Martin. Don’t so much as think about Johnny Martin. He will fuck you up with his gaze alone, baby

25:56 Ah Luz

26:06 OK. That’s hot. Joe/Charlie don’t be hot. It confuses me

26:42 Winnix being husbands in the corner

27:42 YOU’RE in the wrong position, dumbass, it’s no one else’s fault

27:46 Dick’s come to save the day

27:56 Ross knows nothing omg

28:05 RICH. Even my Rich is confused, Ross, you dweeb

28:20 Lol at Dick dropping down ready for a fight

28:36 Fassy isn’t happy. That means Alicia Vikander is coming for you. Joe/Charlie is definitely not happy. Lip is upset. Think about your life, Ross, think about your choices. You know you’ve failed when Roe is judging you

28:57 Nix is like lol where tf is the alcohol tho

28:59 Harry! Harry is here! But yes, baby, you’re interrupting the husband’s foreplay, leave immediately

30:00 Lol at the Nix vs Ross staredown. Nix won

30:17 RICH. GUYS IT’S RICH

30:33 Do it, Lieb. Drop the grenade. Just don’t upset my angel son Shifty

30:40 He is a literal angel. Don’t corrupt him Lieb

30:59 Nix is having another crack at flirting. “Going my way” so suave omg. Omg stop. No wait don’t

31:09 “I’m not the intelligence officer.” Neither is Nix half the time babe let’s be fair

31:14 “If I told you I’d have to kill you.” Nix is getting better at flirting! He’s been attending flirting 101 classes it seems

31:40 They’re legit such husbands prove me wrong

32:00 He’s not joking, Dick

32:06 Harry’s like oh yay yes please

32:11 Lol Nix

33:03 Ugh. Men. I feel like that hold smells so bad.

33:09 RICH. Naw, Rich is sad he’s missing out on the flamingos.

33:32 Joe/Charlie you deserve a day to commemorate you tbh. I love you.

33:46 “My brother’s in North Africa, he says it’s hot.” Bill is iconic.

34:34 Lieb, honey, don’t, please

34:49 I feel you, random hot guy. Tipper?

35:05 Eyyy this place is nice, let’s all move there.

35:17 Shifty, my angel son, my baby <3

35:26 Yay, Harry gets a boss jacket too!

36:22 Mum and Dad of Easy. I’m low-key living for Lip’s little worried faces.

36:33 THAT JACKET IS SICK AS FUCK I WANT 20

36:38 The fence is there, Ross, because you’re so fucking dumb

36:51 Guys, look, cows

37:06 He’s fucking useless. Hi Simon Pegg.

37:22 RICH

37:25 This whole scene gives me life and waters my crop

37:31 RICH <3. YOU GUYS. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. RICH RICH RICCCCHHHH

37:42 Poor Tip is so done

37:58 Simon Pegg is so confused

38:04 Good job, Tipper, I’m proud of you and your pretty face

38:10 Iconic

38:15 Keep it together Tip

38:54 The hand signals, no, I’d be like BABY. WHAT. I CAN’T UNDERSTAND YOU WTF. I’d last like a millisecond in the military lmao. Does my country even have one? Tbh probably not. Us Kiwis are too chill, cbf’ed with anything. Too busy watching rugby, drinking, and sulking that we can’t afford houses cos our housing market is fucked. But at least we beat Covid *shrugs*

39:06 ILY, old guy. You are the best thing in this episode, aside from Rich

39:22 But wait, there’s more weird Americans hopping out yo’ bushes

39:26 “Bloody hell!” Mood

39:47 “You’ve done it now, yanks, you’ve captured me!” He is such a mood. I love him.

39:54 FUCK OFF ROSS. “Would that be the enemy?” “As a matter of fact, yes.” DICK IS SO VALID I LOVE HIM THIS IS ICONIC.

40:25 Be free, moo-cows

40:40 LAMO GET WRECKED

41:00 Guys imma be straight with you. I’m on my third whiskey lmao.

41:10 Simon Pegg, please refrain from being a douchebag. Leave Dick and his husband to flirt in peace.

41:23 I love how Nix is like instantly suspicious. He knows.

41:39 Worried husband

41:45 “Misspelled court-marital.” Iconic

42:14 Ross, why you lying? So threatened and jel that you gotta lie omg.

42:50 God Damien is freaking hot. Guys.

42:57 Punk bitch Ross.

43:22 Dick is so BDE. It’s fucking hot.

43:30 Ross is shooketh tbh. Punk bitch.

43:36 AH! IT IS HIM! THE GUY FROM LINE OF DUTY S5!

43:50 That underbite must have hurt FJH a lot omg so committed.

44:02 Hey Lip <3

44:09 Johnny Martin has absolute BDE

44:22 God they’re willing to be killed just to not follow Ross. Same tbh.

44:57 This whole scene is BDE.

46:00 But Sink has the most BDE let’s be honest

46:44 The respect for Dick. Even after what they just went through. I AM EMOTIONAL.

46:58 He’s so worried like omg what have my troublesome sons done now

47:09 ROSS WHY YOU ALWAYS LYING??

48:09 Weak

48:24 Yeah, fuck off back to ‘Murica

48:34 Legit, can we acknowledge Ross did a great job (the actor). Really really well done, one of the best performances on the series tbh.

49:48 LMAO GET WRECKED PUNK BITCH

50:06 Dick just wanders about a lot on his own, huh?

50:50 What? What? I understand nothing of what the cockney guy is saying.

50:55 Me too, Hoob, the fuck.

51:00 RICH I SAW YOU

52:19 “Never put yourself in a position where you can take from these men.” Don’t omg I can’t, Dick, I’m weak, I can’t deal with these fucking feelings.

52:36 DAFUQ

52:40 OHHHH I get it. Right. Dick, you’re so smart. It’s a little sad they have to do all that just to get some answers and guidance but tbh it’s probably fair? Gotta be top secret so punk bitches like Ross can’t screw things up.

53:30 Hey Nix. Speak French to me any day.

53:48 Unf.

54:08 LMAO Lieb, how many cigarettes do you need!

54:10 NGL I paused here for a little while.

55:05 We could ALL use some brass knuckles, Joe/Charlie. Mood.

55:25 LOL Lieb is so nosy.

56:15 Oh no

57:00 Luz LMAO

57:10 Oh babies

57:13 Bill LMAO that’s not ice cream, yuck it looks like soup

57:28 God. All that effort. Not just logistically but emotionally, mentally, psychologically, to prepare, just to have it put off. Fuck.

57:38 That movie again. Poor boys.

57:47 That’s actually a really smart move, Johnny.

58:41 Oh no. I would lose it completely. Oh Bill </3

59:11 Naw, Dick dawdling around again

59:49 RICH I SEE YOU

1:00:08 AAAHHHH IT’S TOO CONFRONTING DON’T

1:00:48 NOOO I CAN’T aw Bill

1:01:09 Naww

1:01:16 RIIIIICH

1:01:20 It’s like they’re kiddies on a field trip and Dick is the teacher wrangling them lol

1:01:47 Lol their crap is so heavy Dick has to help pull them up. That’s actually really sweet.

1:01:51 I wish I could hold Rich’s hand

1:02:08 Oh God. I can’t. Like he’s helping them up BUT IT’S ALSO HIS WAY OF SAYING GOOD LUCK AND GOODBYE AND HAVING LIKE A MOMENT TO CONNECT WITH EACH OF THEM I CAN’T LIKE THE EYE CONTACT NO DICK STOP

1:02:19 LMAO at them having to shove each other into the plane

1:02:23 That look between him and Roe. Ugh. Like. You two gotta take care of your boys together. Brotp

1:03:22 Can someone explain the block on that guy’s helmet to me?

1:03:55 I’m sad. And scared. This series is so confronting. I’ve watched in annually since I was like 16 and I’m still so nervous for them.

1:05:37 Rich, I see you! I recognized his chin lmao

1:06:16 God, Dick be careful

1:10:00 This show. The feels. Every time.

#band of brothers #liveblog #episode 1 #Currahee #sp?#rsj #richard speight jr

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fanfictionaries · 5 years ago

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Love and Academia Ch. 2 - Bed Shopping and Bars

Pairing: AU Professor!Bucky x OFC

Warnings: Swearing, smut, NSFW/18+ only, mentions of death/violence/suicide

Author’s note: We finally get to meet Professor Bucky! Yay! And there’s a little sexy time as well.

I do not currently have a beta reader so please excuse any grammatical errors. It’s just little ol’ me! Trying my best!

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If it makes you feel any better, I never really cared for the asshole,” Natasha offered as she fell back onto a particularly firm mattress. Her blazing red hair bouncing around her. She let out a little ‘oof’ at the lack of give. Emily laid down next to her, crossing one leg over the other as she stretched out and allowed Nat to take her hand and intertwine their fingers.

“I wish I had seen what you saw. But, whatever, I guess it’s a good thing I found out now and not further down the line. I would have hated to find him having sex with someone else on our wedding night,” Emily laughed darkly. When Natasha did not share the humor in her joke, she sighed.

“Don’t do that.”

“Do what?”

Nat scoffed and turned her head to look at Emily, “You’re redirecting.”

“You’re not a certified therapist yet Nat and I can’t afford therapy.”

Natasha laughed, “Yea, well when I am certified I’ll give you the family and friends discount. Then maybe you’ll actually talk to someone.”

“Excuse me ladies, can I help you find a mattress today?” Natasha and Emily sat up to see a sales associate staring down at them, a fake smile plastered across his face.

“Yes, this bed is a little firm. My girlfriend and I tend to lean towards a softer mattress. We were hoping for a king as well—" Natasha held her hand up to the side of her mouth to mock block her words from Emily, “—this one likes to hog the bed.” She winked at the sales associate, a balding man who appeared to be in his mid-forties. The tag on his shirt told Emily that his name was Jeremy and that he was very pleased to meet them.

Rolling her eyes, Emily disconnected her hand from Natasha’s and swung off the bed, “Hi Jeremy, can you please show me your cheapest double mattress?”

Jeremy, looking slightly confused, nodded and turned towards the other half of the store, “Follow me.”

Emily genuinely couldn’t afford to buy a new mattress, especially when she would be covering the rent herself from now on, but she absolutely refused to sleep in the bed that Clint and Sharon had defiled. She didn’t even bother testing the mattress before she handed Jeremy her card and leaned against the front desk.

“So, what’s the plan now?” Natasha asked, twisting one of her short curls around her finger.

“I don’t know. Pick up a shit ton of Chinese food, go home, drink the entire bottle of champagne I just bought then fall asleep on my couch.” Emily had official hit the pity party stage. Taking her card back from Jeremy and signing the receipt, she completed the transaction.

“How long should it take to deliver?” she asked.

“Our policy is two to three weeks, but as you’re local it might be sooner,” Jeremy said, taking the receipt and pen from her and filing them away. With a sigh, she turned and exited the store, Natasha close behind her. Two to three weeks…looks like she’d be sleeping on the couch for a while. As she rounded her car, Natasha blocked the driver’s side door, her arms crossed and a stern expression across her face.

“I’m driving.” she held out her hand for the keys.

“No offence Nat, but it’s my car and you’re not necessarily the best driver. I’m not letting you drive my baby.” Emily attempted to reach around Natasha for the door handle, but the feisty red head swatted her hand away.

“Ow! What the hell?” Emily pulled her hand back and cradled it in her arms, glaring down at the girl in front of her.

“You’re not going home to sit in your sad lonely apartment like a sad lonely person! You’re going to come home with me, I’m going to squeeze you into something tight and slutty and we’re going to go out,” Nat proclaimed, holding her hand out again for the keys.

“Nat, I don’t need—”

“You don’t know shit about what you need. As your therapist, I’m telling you that what you need is to get completely sloshed, dance until you forget about what’s his face, and then make out with an incredibly hot stranger. You deserve to feel like a hot piece of ass tonight.” Natasha continued to hold out her hand for the keys and whooped in triumph when Emily finally relented. She trudged over to the passenger side of the car and let her best friend drive her back to her apartment to, as she liked to call it, ‘slut her up’.

Several hours later and already feeling slightly buzzed from the pre-gaming at Natasha’s place, Emily stood outside of a popular bar in a skin-tight black dress that barely covered her body. She could already feel her heart beating in her feet from the six-inch heels they were shoved into and she kept catching her reflection in the bar window as Nat finished flirting with the Uber driver. Natasha had curled Emily’s long blonde hair in a messy fashion and insisted that the dark smoky eye was necessary. She wanted Emily to look like a ‘bad bitch’ and ‘one hundred percent fuckable’. Emily had laughed at the time, but now looking at her reflection, she realized that Natasha had done her job well. She looked good…really good. Truth be told, she could barely recognize the usual Emily staring back at her in the dark reflection. Natasha was right, she was sure to find a man tonight if she wanted to. But, did she really want to make out with a stranger tonight when this morning she had been in a happy, committed relationship? She never had much interest in random hookups or one-night stands. There was nothing wrong with them, she just always felt like they were a lot more work than enjoyable. Natasha’s reflection appeared at her side as she slung an arm around Emily’s shoulders. She had also donned an all-black ensemble that night, but instead of a dress, the tightest pair of leather pants Emily had ever seen hugged every curve of her shapely legs and a tiny lace top kept her breasts in place. She too wore sky-high heels but, still stood a good four inches shorter than Emily.

“I. Am. Good,” she sighed and swung her hand down, slapping Emily’s ass sharply, “Come on hot stuff. Let’s go find you a nice slab of man meat.”

“Please don’t refer to them as that,” Emily pleaded as she followed her into the dark bar. Inside, music pumped through large speakers and smoke hung in the air from various patron’s cigars and cigarettes. Only in rural Idaho did people still smoke inside. The steady bass of the music coursed through Emily’s veins and the murmur of conversation filled her ears as she and Natasha squeezed through the throngs of people to get to the bar.

“Would you hold my stuff in your pockets?” Emily asked, realizing she probably should have brought a purse. Natasha nodded and slipped Emily’s apartment key, phone, and ID in her back pocket. Emily held onto the cash she had brought, prepared to spend twenty dollars and nothing more. In typical Natasha fashion, they weren’t at the bar for more than two minutes before a handsome man approached her and asked her to dance. Natasha turned to her, obviously looking for permission and smiled appreciatively when Emily waved her off and told her to go have fun. Taking a deep breath, she turned towards the bar and tried to get the bartender’s attention. As she raised her hand to catch his eye, a pair of undergraduates rushed the bar and sent Emily tipping into the person standing next to her.

“Hey! Watch it!” she yelled to deaf ears and felt a pair of large hands on her waist, steadying her. “I’m so sorry. I didn’t step on you or anything did I?” Emily asked as she turned around, coming face to face with possibly the handsomest man she had ever seen.

“No, all good here doll.” The hint of east coast accent caught her off guard and sent jolts of arousal through her body. Good God, she thought as she took him in. His light eyes were lined with thick, dark lashes and even thicker dark brows. The strong line of his nose led to a pair of pink lips and a hint of a five-o’clock shadow covered a sharp, square jaw. His dark brown hair hung just above his shoulders, thick and tantalizingly messy. The man was all dark, sharp angles.

“Good, I’d hate to ruin someone’s night,” Emily said, giving the man a shy smile.

“I don’t think you could ruin someone’s night if you tried.” The adonis like man smiled, eyeing her up and down as if he were contemplating something, before extending his hand, “I’m Bucky.”

His compliment and intense gaze made Emily’s stomach flip and she squirmed, feeling a heat building low in her abdomen. She took his hand in hers and felt the warmth of it, rough callouses rubbing against the soft skin of her palm, “Emily, nice to meet you.”

“Can I buy you a drink Emily?” Bucky asked, leaning in closer.

She nodded, her mouth going dry. Holy crap, he wants to buy me a drink, she thought in wonder.

“What’s your poison?”

“Whiskey, on the rocks,” she needed something a lot stronger than the red wine Natasha provided back at her apartment to give her the courage to interact with this man. He lifted an eyebrow and smirked as if she had impressed him. Catching the attention of the bartender, he handed the man a twenty-dollar bill, “Two Maker’s 46, one neat and one on the rocks please. Keep the change.”

“So, Emily, what brings you out tonight?”

“My best friend insisted I needed a night out.”

“Don’t get out much then?” he teased her, smiling mischievously.

“I guess you could say that. She says I work too much.”

“What do you do for work?” At his question, their drinks arrived. Emily took a heavy sip of the amber liquid. The familiar burn felt nice as it slid down her throat. Her conversation with Natasha popped into her head from earlier that night as she delayed her answer.

“I hate small talk Nat. What do I even say to a guy if he’s interested?”

“You don’t have to talk at all really.” Natasha winked at her as she wrapped a piece of Emily’s hair around her curling iron. Emily gave her friend an unamused expression through the mirror. “Alright, alright. Well if you insist on having a conversation with the man before you hook up with him, why don’t you have a little fun with it?”

“Fun?”

“Yea make something up. I do it all the time. You’ll never see them again so what does it matter?”

She could do that. In fact, with the day that she’d had, it might just be a nice change of pace to be someone else for the night.

“I’m a bartender,” she halfway lied. Technically she did bartend, just on the side for extra cash.

Bucky laughed, “And your idea of a fun night away from work is to come to a bar?”

“Not my idea, my friend’s idea, remember?” Emily said, laughing as well.

“Oh, right, right. And where is this friend?”

“She ditched me about five minutes after we got here,” Emily admitted, but not at all upset about the fact.

Bucky nodded his head, obviously no stranger to her situation, “Ah yes, the all too familiar ‘fun friend’ scenario.”

“The very one. You sound like you’ve encountered it a few times.”

“Oh yea—" Bucky took a sip from his glass, “—almost always ends in me taking a cab home by myself before midnight.”

“Almost?” Emily asked flirtatiously, raising an eyebrow at the man across from her as she too took a sip of the whiskey from her glass. So that’s who she was tonight, Emily concluded, coming to the decision that tonight she would try her best to be as far from herself as humanly possible.

“There you are!” Bucky’s response interrupted by Natasha appearing at her side, “And you made a friend.” She eyed Bucky up and down.

“You must be the fun friend Emily was telling me about,” Bucky said politely, shooting Emily a wink. Emily brought her glass up to cover her smile from Natasha.

“The one and only. And you must the guy that’s going to show my Emily a good time.” Natasha tilted her head and leaned against the bar. Emily felt her face begin to heat up and almost elbowed her friend in the side before she remembered—tonight she wasn’t awkward Emily. Tonight, she was bold, new Emily. Just for tonight. So, when Bucky’s gaze shifted back to her, she didn’t even blink when his eyes raked over her from head to toe once again.

“I was hoping on it. That is, if she’s interested.”

“So, are you here on your own…?” Natasha paused dramatically, waiting for their male guest to introduce himself.

“Sorry, Bucky—" he held out his hand shook Natasha’s “—No, I’m actually waiting for a friend. Oh! There he is. Stevie!” He waved to someone behind them and they turned to see a tall blonde man headed their way.

“I’ll be right back ladies,” Bucky said before heading towards his friend. Emily watched as he walked away, appreciating the way his dark wash jeans hugged his hips. The button up flannel he wore accentuated his broad shoulders and did nothing to hide what she could only assume was a muscular build underneath.

“Oh. My. God.” Natasha said from beside her, “That is literally the hottest man I have ever seen.”

“I know right? But I saw him first so for the first time ever, I’m calling dibs,” Emily said, taking another sip of her drink.

“What? Oh, Mister Tall, Dark and Handsome is all yours. No, I’m talking about his friend. If that isn’t 100% Grade A, American Beef Cake, then I don’t know what is,” Natasha drooled, and Emily shifted her attention to Bucky’s friend.

He surpassed Bucky’s already impressive height, and practically dwarfed him in build. The light grey Henley he wore did nothing to hide just how incredibly built he was. His blonde hair was cut neatly and his face clean shaven. Everything about him screamed all American boy.

“I would bet a thousand dollars he calls his mom every Sunday, maybe even his Grandma too…If God is good, he will be single and I will be free to fucking ruin that man,” Natasha practically panted beside her. Emily looked at her friend, not knowing whether amusement or disgust was the more appropriate response to what she had just heard.

“You’re really weird sometimes, you know that, right?”

“We’ve all got our kinks. Now, shut up, they’re coming this way.”

“Ladies,” Bucky and his friend Steve approached them, “This is Steve, Steve this is Emily and…”

“Natasha,” she finished for him, suggestively leaning forward and holding out a hand for Steve.

“Nice to meet you ma’am,” he answered politely. Emily could have sworn Natasha’s eyes grew twice their size at the simple use of the word “ma’am”. She watched in rapt interest as her friend slithered to Steve’s side and ran a hand up one of his large arms.

“Wanna buy me a drink big boy?”

“Um yea, of course. What are you drinking?”

“How about a Read Headed Slut,” she suggested, her words naughty but out of place with the façade of innocence in her expression. Both Bucky and Emily choked on their drinks. Steve’s ears went bright pink at the implication, but he nodded all the same and turned towards the bar with Natasha still attached to his arm. Bucky and Emily turned to each other, sharing an amused look.

“I hope your friend can handle himself,” Emily said, sipping her drink again, trying to suppress her laughter when Natasha’s hand traveled down Steve’s back and onto his ass, causing the large man to jump slightly.

“She’s going to eat him alive, isn’t she,” Bucky commented as he tilted his head, examining the two.

“Oooooh yea.”

Finishing his drink, Bucky placed his glass on the bar and turned to her, “Let’s dance.”

“Okay. Yea.” Emily slammed back the rest of her drink, the burn lightened by the ice that had melted into it. She set her glass on the counter before taking Bucky’s hand and following him out onto the dance floor.

It had been so long since she had last danced. Clint never liked to go out. So, she was nervous when Bucky placed his hands on her waist and started to rock to the beat. Much to her relief, the movements came naturally and soon she had her arms wrapped around his neck, her hips swaying and gyrating to the music. Being this close to the man, Emily realized just how good he smelled. Like musky sandalwood and leather—warm and spicy and all encompassing. His hands traveled slowly and firmly from her hips, one raising to her ribcage, a thumb sitting just under the swell of her breast, the other lowering to cup her bottom. She gasped softly at the touch and Bucky took that as an opportunity to pull her closer to him, slotting their legs together. In return, Emily’s fingers gripped the long hair at the nape of his neck, earning her a small groan that sent shivers down her spine. Raising on her toes slightly, she spoke over the music into his ear.

“Were you serious about what you said earlier?”

“You might need to remind me of what that was doll,” said Bucky, his breath hot against her neck.

“When you said you’d show me a good time.”

Emily had never been so bold in her life. But tonight, she wasn’t the usual Emily. Tonight, she was sexy, flirty, bold Emily. This Emily was looking to make a bad decision. This Emily needed a distraction, a very good distraction, and Bucky definitely fit the role. His hands tightened on her body at her words, and she writhed at the sheer strength of his hold on her. Inhibitions gone, she ran her nose up the length of his neck, breathing in his cologne, before placing a kiss on his jaw. The rough stubble prickled her lips and filled her mind with thoughts of how it would feel other places. When he didn’t protest, she moved her mouth lower, kissing his pulse point, this time nipping the flesh with her teeth and then soothing it with her tongue. When Bucky pulled away, Emily thought she had overstepped a boundary, perhaps misread the situation, but then she was being pulled towards the back of the bar and through a door.

Usually Emily would be opposed to a strange man pulling her into the back alley of a bar, but again, she wasn’t that Emily tonight, and all common sense left when he slammed her against the side of the building and began to attack her neck. The combination of tongue and teeth against her sensitive skin left her burning. She pulled Bucky by his belt loops until he was flush against her, her tight dress and his jeans doing nothing to conceal his hard length between them. Emily pressed into him, letting her hands roam up his front, feeling the hard muscle lying underneath his clothes. Her hands found their way back into his hair and tugged lightly causing a harsh growl to escape Bucky’s throat. His hands, which had been tightly grasping at her hips moved upwards and cupped her breasts firmly. Her nipples hardened under his touch, sending volts of electricity throughout her body. He pulled away from her neck and let the tips of his fingers toy with the neckline of her dress. Emily opened her eyes to see Bucky looking at her, his eyes dark, hungry and pleading, asking silently for permission to continue. Her head swam both from the alcohol and their heated exchange, but she still managed to keep it together enough to nod her approval. At that, Bucky gripped the top of her dress and pulled it down, exposing her bare breasts to him. Emily rested her head against the brick of the building behind her, panting as he placed hot, open mouthed kisses from her collar bone to her sternum before wrapping his lips around one of her nipples.

“Yes,” she hissed, surprised by the neediness in her voice.

Taking her nipple between his teeth, he pulled gently and then released it, “You like that?”

“Yes, oh my god yes. Bucky,” Emily moaned, taking his face in her hands and pulling it towards her. She leaned in, hell bent on kissing those perfect lips, but as their lips connected, he pulled away. His hands left her body and Emily felt a sudden chill as their bodies no longer connected. She stood, frozen, her hands hanging in the air, empty space between them where his face had once been. Opening her eyes, Emily found Bucky braced against the wall behind her, an arm on either side of her head. He looked conflicted, head tilted down, and his eyes shut tight as he breathed heavily.

“Is…is everything alright?” she asked, reaching forward to brush a piece of his hair away from his face. Bucky flinched away from her touch. Emily tried not to let the hurt and rejection she felt show as she let her hands drop to her sides.

“I can’t, I can’t do this,” Bucky said after a few seconds.

As if suddenly aware of just how exposed she was, Emily pulled the top of the dress back up and wrapped her arms around her middle.

“I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have forced you into anything you didn’t want to do. I—”

“You didn’t force—I just. I have to go. I’m sorry.” Pushing himself off of the wall, unwilling to even look at her, he turned away and disappeared through the door back into the bar.

#loveandacademia #fanfic #fanfiction #marvel #bucky barnes #bucky x ofc #au #professor!bucky #smut

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↠ summary: jisol isn’t the only who got run over by the gossip train... and in the process, she learned a lot more than she was ever supposed to... (lmao this is such a trashy summary!!)

↠ idea: jungkook x oc!! bts mafia au!! kpop universe!!]

↠ part 1 [] part 2 [] part 3 [] part 4?

“I’ll bring you your stuff later, ok sis? Just please don’t trip on yourself if you see Han Jisung. Please.”

“For the last time! I DON’T LIKE HIM!”

“Sure sis… you definitely don’t have a sketchbook of drawings of him.”

“You can stop talking now!”

The two had arrived at Jeongmi’s new room, because college dorms were way too expensive. And lucky for her, there was a Min Jisol who was looking for a roommate.

“I’ll bring your stuff around later, ok?”

“Ok… bye!”

But in his defense, Jungkook believed he had the right to be worried about his little sister. Because he was pretty darn sure he knew exactly how her roommate was: the infamous Min Jisol of Daegu Town High School. She was the girl that everyone warned you about. It was obvious she smoked because she always coughed as if she had smoker’s lung and could literally collapse at any given moment. And Jesus Christ, she always smelled like goddamn alcohol! She always seemed as if she had tried to get the stank of alcohol off, but in the end she miserably failed and the smell basically radiated off of her. But of course, can’t forget that she was always late and skipping class. The problem? She never got in trouble for it. To top it all off, she graduated as valedictorian. Combined with her popularity amongst the boys for her looks, it was no surprise when the gossip train tooted about Jisol sleeping around with the administration to get straight A’s. Hence, she was basically the queen of the school in all aspects. Despite all the obvious warning signs, people loved her. Earning her the nickname, Harley Queen.

But Jungkook was barely any better and he knew it. His reputation wasn’t exactly spotless since he hit high school. Puberty had treated him very kindly, earning the attention from all the girls within the school district. Especially at sport competitions. And every so often, a girl would ask to speak to him somewhere quiet. Alone. Like a lost lamb, he would follow. He never did anything, didn’t even touch them, yet the gossip train tooted that Jungkook had a knack for quickies and breaking the girls’ hearts once he was done with them. Because of this one fact, Jungkook had begrudgingly agreed to let Jeongmi room with Jisol. Maybe she was just another victim of the gossip train, just like him. Or maybe it was just his grudge against her for… a number of reasons.

“Ok… bye Jungkook!”

“I’ll bring your stuff up in like, two hours ok?”

“Uh-huh. Goodbye!”

Obviously, Jeongmi was super embarrassed that her brother was basically dropping her off at her first apartment. And she didn’t want to make a bad first impression, so she did everything in her power to shoo him away. But as soon as the door opened, Jeongmi was shocked by the girl’s beauty in front of her. All of her doubts disappeared into thin air and she found herself bowing awkwardly.

“Hello, my name is Jeongmi. It’s really nice to meet you!”

But Jisol was already busting a lung with laughter.

“You are so cute!! But anyway, you don’t have to act so formal around me. We’re roommates now Jeongmi. As you probably know, my name’s Jisol and welcome to the apartment!”

Despite having only met once or twice, Jeongmi already felt the bond forming between them.

“Do you need any help bringing your stuff up or anything?”

“Actually, my brother is bringing up my stuff in a couple of hours.”

“Girl, that’s honestly sibling goals. My brother would tell me to suck it up and be independent like all the girls in the world preach about.”

But now, Jeongmi was confused as hell. How in the world did Jisol have such awful rumors circulating about her? She was honestly one of the sweetest, most wholesome Jeongmi had ever met. But for Jisol? She was just over the moon that there was someone who was willing to give her a clean slate and actually get to know her. Not try to kiss up to her just so she could be referred to one of the guys. The reason everyone thought she was a slut was that most of her friends were guys. Mostly because the other girls at school were entirely too judgemental. And super bitchy.

“Feel free to explore, Jeongmi. Lol, you don’t have to be so nervous. You kinda live her now?”

And Jeongmi was like, why the hell does it literally smell like freaking daisies? Smoker’s lung, my foot! There wasn’t even the slightest whiff of smoke or alcohol anywhere. That’s when the knock came faintly. Which Jeongmi barely heard.

“Hi, I’m Jungkook, Jeongmi’s older brother. I came to drop off her stuff?”

Already, Jungkook was gaining attention from the neighbors. Mostly because the apartment was a hot spot for college kids who couldn’t afford or didn’t want to live in a dorm.

“Unnie, do you mind if he comes inside? Because there are literally people crowding the hallway just to stare at him. And it’s kinda gross?”

“Yeah, of course! Come on in.”

See, Jeongmi was totally clueless to the history between Jungkook and Jisol. They had been rivals at everything, all the way up until high school. But that was a different story. Sighing, Jisol let him in, promising herself to be civil for Jeongmi’s sake, if not hers.

As for Jungkook, he was surprised to see the two three-star black belts hanging in the open closet and the sheer amount of beat-up medical textbooks on the kitchen table.

“Do you want anything to drink?”

“Uh, no. I’m good actually. But thanks.”

And he was 100% surprised at how well Jisol was keeping her cool. Taking the heavy box from him, Jisol gave Jungkook a tight smile.

“I can help Jeongmi unpack if you have somewhere you need to be.”

But Jisol knew that look in his eyes all too well. There was no way this could be the apartment of the Harley Queen, right? There was no way that the Queen would actually be reading and studying to get good grades, right? She had to be hiding the booze somewhere, right? The drugs? The weed? The cigarette packs? And Jungkook understood the tone of dismissal in her voice all too well.

“Then I’ll be going then. Bye, Mi!”

But as Jungkook made his way down to his car, he couldn’t but think of the little collage of Jisol’s baby pictures on the wall. One of them was of the two of them holding hands as they crossed the street. Groaning out loud, Jungkook looked towards the sky.

“STOP BEING IN MY LIFE MIN JISOL!!!!!”

Why was his life so intertwined with Jisol’s?!! On top of already being entangled with every aspect of his life, why was she his ex-girlfriend from preschool too?!! He thought he’d erased his memory of her a long time ago!!

When Jungkook got back to the house, he wasn’t surprised to find Yoongi watching TV on the couch.

“So… how did it go?”

“I mean, Jeongmi seems to really like her, so I guess that’s all that matters.”

Shaking his head, Yoongi sat up straight.

“But I asked what your thoughts on Jisol are?”

“She’s… a lot different from what I expected.”

“How so?”

“She seems a lot more… put together than everyone takes her for. There’s not a single trace of cologne, smoke, drugs, or alcohol in there. I honestly have no idea how the hell these rumors formed about her. She seems really nice.”

“Well… she has changed a lot since high school ended. Plus, the rumors are mostly my fault. But I thought you were-”

“What are you talking about, hyung?”

“There’s a lot of things you don’t know about me, Jungkook. However, this story isn’t entirely mine to tell, so it’d be a tad unfair if she weren’t here to explain the entirety of the situation.”

“But-”

“No.”

Grumbling, Jungkook made his way to the shower. He knew where he stood among the seven guys as the youngest: at the top. But when it came to Yoongi? That was all null and void.

“YAH JUNGKOOK-AH! JOONIE HAS A MISSION FOR YOU, JIMIN, AND TAE!!”

Jin yelled through the door, banging on it to disrupt the peace of the hot, running water.

“Ok hyung! I’ll be out soon! BUT YOU BREAK THAT DOOR I SWEAR-”

“BYE!”

But why was Tae coming on this mission? That almost never happened. He was the one who usually stayed back to work the comms and get all the inside info that was necessary to send to whoever was out in the field. But if he was coming, Joon-hyung’s mission for them had to be insanely top priority if Tae was coming out to play. 10 minutes later, the boys were seated on the floor in front of Joon.

“Does everyone here know Song Yuri?”

“Yeah. We’re all in the same biology class.”

“Well we just found out from our spy that Yuri is actually the heiress of the Ahn Empire in Daegu.”

“Wait… aren’t they the ones-”

“Who created a memory implanter and have passed down some secret through generations, using it?!!”

“Yes, that one. And if everyone else knows, then everyone is going to be gunning for her. She’s dating one of the NCT boys so we have to be careful. From what we know, she’s close with all of the NCT boys so we have to be careful. The reason I chose you three is because you have a subconscious memory of Yuri’s behavioral patterns So please bring her back alive. Got that?”

“Yes hyung.”

“Good. We’ve also got word that it’s one of the Dreamies’ birthdays today so they’ll be vulnerable. I will take the other hyungs to take them out, ok?”

“Ok hyung. See you later!”

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A/N: OKAY YAY PART 1 IS DONE OF THE BLOOD UNIVERSE SERIES!! lmao idek if i actually want to turn all the “books” of this series into the same universe but we’ll see:) btw i literally just fangirled so hard in the car when dream glow came on LOL!

↠ part 1 [] part 2 [] part 3 [] part 4?

#jungkook x oc #bts mafia au #jeon jungkook imagine #jungkook imagine #kim namjoon #kim seokjin #min yoongi #jung hoseok #park jimin #kim taehyung #jeon jungkook #HOLY CRAP DREAM GLOW IS SO GOOD!!!#sope #namjin #bts #bts x army

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“The real tragedy of the poor is that they can afford nothing but self-denial. Beautiful sins, like beautiful things, are the privilege of the rich.”

BASIC INFORMATION

FULL NAME: Sylvianne Manon Besnier-Liu PRONUNCIATION: Sill vEE Ann / M AE - n oh / Ben Yay / l ee uu (This looks ridiculous but it’s what google told me, I’m not a linguIST oK) NICKNAME(S): Sylv, Sylvie, Vivi, Sylvester BIRTH DATE: May 22 1997 AGE: 21 ZODIAC: Gemini GENDER: Female PRONOUNS: She/Her SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Biromantic Bisexual NATIONALITY: Belgian MAJOR: Art History EXTRACURRICULARS: Debate team, Young Ambassadors Organization and Borderless World Volunteers

BACKGROUND

HOMETOWN: Brussels, Belgium FATHER: Nicolas Liu MOTHER: Christiane Besnier SIBLING(S): None. OTHER IMPORTANT RELATIVES: Granddaughter of Andre Besnier. ARRESTS?: There was that one time in Monaco.. .. .

OCCUPATION & INCOME

SPENDING HABITS: Sylv’s never looked at a price tag in her life. She’s got expensive taste, which reflects in the way that she runs through money. MOST VALUABLE POSSESSION: Her Bugatti Veyron has the highest monetary value of all of her possessions, but an item that is the irreplaceable to her is the offer from her mother on her eighteenth birthday-- a seat at the table and a majority share in Lactalis when she wished to take it on. The offer is something she’s yet to take on, but of all the riches her parents have provided, this strikes her as the most generous.

SKILLS & ABILITIES

TALENTS: She’s remarkably observant for a self-obsessed being, picking out things in other people that others often pass over. Sylv has an affinity for picking out the best colour combinations, can recite the alphabet backwards and forwards without hesitation, and can apply lipstick while driving her car and updating her Snapchat. (Though, arguably, this is the reason that most of her vehicles end up with their front ends smashed in.) LANGUAGE(S) SPOKEN: German, French, English, Flemish (Dutch)-- all fluent, though her writing in German and Dutch is mediocre. She’s also trying to learn Mandarin, but so far progress has been slow and dreadful. DRIVE?: It took three tries, but Sylvianne managed to become internationally licensed. She’s a terrible driver regardless, and has murdered several nice cars as a result of careless driving. RIDE A BICYCLE?: Yes, but she learned mostly for the Instagram pictures of romantically riding a bike through Amsterdam. SWIM?: Like a fish. She’s an excellent swimmer and grew up on a steady diet of vacations to the south of France to play in the sun and waters. PLAY AN INSTRUMENT?: Her mother insisted that she learned and instrument, and while she’s not very good at it, she can perform a handful of songs on the piano as a party trick. PLAY CHESS?: That’s an old people game. TIE A TIE?: Yes, and her former boyfriends are all in debt to her for it.

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE & CHARACTERISTICS

FACE CLAIM: Adrianne Ho GLASSES/CONTACTS?: Nope, this bitch sees 20/20 DOMINANT HAND: Right HEIGHT: 5′9 TATTOOS: A drunk tattoo on her deep lower back that she’s definitely booked to get lasered off. PEIRCINGS: Just her ears. When she was in highschool she had multiple in her lobes, but has since let them grow in. MARKS/SCARS: Nothing remarkable. NOTABLE FEATURES: Her brow game is StrONG CLOTHING STYLE: She’s a clotheshorse. Her favourite clothes tend to be in blacks and reds, and she prefers to carefully tailored pieces to the trendy, label scarred items that are often seen by other influencers. Often caught wearing vintage Mugler and dressing up beyond an occasion demands, Sylv values style over everything else.

PSYCHOLOGY

MBTI TYPE: ESTP MORAL ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Neutral TEMPERAMENT: Choleric MENTAL HEALTH: Honestly? Decent. Considering the harrowing events of last year, she’s been doing pretty well in keeping herself in check and grounded. ADDICTION(S): Cigarettes, but she’s in denial that she’s actually addicted. DRUG USE: Sylv’s a snowbunny, but other than that she keeps her habits lowkey. She’ll indulge socially, though. ALCOHOL USE: Drinking is just part of life!!! PRONE TO VIOLENCE?: She’d never express it physically, but Sylv’s temper is very short. She’s prone to anger-- but it gets expressed in cruelty rather than violence.

FAVORITES

ANIMAL: Black panthers. BOOK: White Oleander by Janet Fitch. COLOR: Red. FOOD: Speculaas cookies, bonus points if they’re dipped in dark chocolate. MOVIE: Gone with the Wind MUSICAL ARTIST: Charlotte Cardin QUOTE/SAYING: The wolf howled under the leaves / And spit out the prettiest feathers /Of his meal of fowl: / Like him I consume myself. - Rimbaud SCENT: Philosykos by Diptyque, she’s likened it to her signature, dabbing it onto her pulse points and spritzing it onto her jackets and coats. SPORT: Soccer (Vive les bleus!) VACATION DESTINATION: Of all the places in the world, she has the most warm memories of trips spent in Lyon and Nice, but she also has a deep love for the Maldives.

ATTITUDES

GREATEST DREAM: Her biggest aspiration is to join the league of legendary, iconic women. Sylvianne wishes to be immortalized, to have a chunk of glory that is hers forever. Her mother is a powerful woman and she wishes to inherit what she has created, and then surpass her. GREATEST FEAR: Falling into irrelevancy, or losing the beauty that makes her so. Her entire personality is wrapped around the way that she looks, to suddenly lose that would strip her of her identity. BIGGEST SECRET: OLD DEAD FRED and also a high school nose job. TOP PRIORITIES: To get away with murder and to look good doing it.

#augustinetask #about

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airoasis · 5 years ago

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"Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep" | Father Ted | Series 3 Episode 2 | Dead Parrot

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"Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep" | Father Ted | Series 3 Episode 2 | Dead Parrot

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Promises - Rap Monster (BTS)

Prompt: Rap Monster, your childhood friend finally meets with you after many years. But after seeing you once again, feelings start to change and memories start to become something you’d never expect.

genre: angst

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“You’re addictive, just like nicotine.”

Seven years.

Seven years of watching the love of your life feel more and more distant from you with every step.

84 months of being by your side no matter what, even when everything turned into turmoil.

2,555 days of barely seeing them smile no matter what you did or how much you loved them, despite not having the same feelings back.

That’s how it felt for Kim Namjoon. The boy who grew up into the genius of a man that you know today. He loved you like no other, took care of you like no one else could.

When your grandmother passed away due to illness, it seemed like there was nobody else there next to you. Your parents were divorced at the time. Your mom? Always working. Your dad? Always gambling and drinking, always seen with other women. But you? You were an only child who relied on only yourself up until the day you met Namjoon. You had never opened up to anybody. On rare occasions you would vent about something small to him but nothing major. He knew about your living situation and the way that only your grandmother took care of you. But he never felt like he was in the right place whenever he saw you crying. He never felt up to that level. That is.. Until he finally saw you again.

You were now 21 years old. You were in your third year of college, trying to major in communications. Like every other typical student in university, you were stressed out of your mind. Sleepless nights, constant deprivation of coffee and vitamins; it seemed like nothing would fix your situation. You were already taking medication for the anxiety and depression you’ve been dealing with for the past couple of years. Midterm season was your biggest enemy. Of course, you still vent to Namjoon, despite taking different career paths. He too had to deal with sleepless nights. Constant bickering with the members of BTS when it came to practices and some fans interrogating him here and there.

After a few lonely years, you two were able to have a decent conversation on the phone that didn't involve distractions from the world around. You called him within the brief hour of midnight, right after you finished studying and after he finished working in the studio. He saw your familiar name and picked up after three impatient rings.

“Hello?” he tried to not sound too excited to finally hear your voice after so long.

“Hey Namjoon, I know it's been a while but I've been meaning to call you. I know I've been lagging on it but.. hey.”

At first, it felt awkward since you two were only about sending texts every now and then. But he missed the gentle sound and tone of your voice.

You could hear his soft chuckle under his breath, “what's up Y/N? How ya been?”

“Oh you know later, typical college kid stuff. How's being an idol?”

“It has its moments. Have you been doing okay?”

And you knew what he meant by that.

“I'm fine. Just dealing with it. But uh.. I wanted to call you to ask you about something.”

His heart pounded, “yeah what's up?”

“Well, my birthday is coming up soon so I planned on having a little party to celebrate. Plus it's the end of my midterms so that's another reason.”

Of course he would never forget your birthday. He was more than ecstatic to be able to see you again.

“Sure, when and where?”

“It'll be at my place. Next Saturday at around 8? No one is going to be there that early but you know.”

You didn't expect him to give you a sure answer. He probably had a show or a performance or anything important to his career that he had to deal with.

“But if you're too tired it's alright.”

“I'll try to make it. I miss you I haven't seen you in forever.”

You smiled, “I miss you too! I can't wait to see the day where we can meet again.”

“Same with you.”

You heard his manager through the call, “Namjoon, we have to be in Gwangju for a rehearsal tomorrow morning. Get some rest.

He sighed, “Well that's my cue. I'm sure we both need to sleep. It was nice talking to you Y/N. Your voice is still as dorky as before.”

You tensed up, “hey! You're one to talk! I've seen your videos! You're the dork here!”

He smiled, “Sure sure. I'll talk to you later. Goodnight and sweet dreams Y/N.”

You smiled on your end, “goodnight Namjoon! Sweet dreams!”

Neither of you wanted to hang up the phone but you were both exhausted. You fell asleep with your phone by your side and your heart feeling a little at peace even with all the cracks in it.

Next Saturday 11:46 PM

You were having the time of your life. You were finally 22 and the end of midterms had come. Your vacation was arriving soon and you were ready to relax. But as of the moment, you definitely not relaxed. Shots of vodka were poured down your throat as your friends cheered you on from all around you. With the music blasting loud and everyone enjoying their time, you couldn't feel any sort of disappointment. Until, there was this fellow who suddenly came up to you. He was also quite intoxicated and wanted to get a little more out of this party then just to drink. You weren't really friends with him, he was just a friend of your roommate but you didn't know him too well. He threw his arm around you and pulled you in close.

“Wow Y/N I didn't know you were such a lightweight!.”

You were always busy with either work or school, it's not like you even had time to drink.

“Oh hey Hyun~ how are you feeling about the party? Having fun?” you slurred.

He chuckled, “it seems like you sure are.”

“Well yeah! It's my party why wouldn't I?”

He gave you these seductive eyes, biting his lip at how attractive you looked.

“You know Y/N.. I've always thought were a pretty cute. Especially right now..”

He grabbed you by the waist and pulled you close, “you know, I can give you a special birthday present if you want it.”

You didn't know what to say and just brushed him off with a giggle.

Then you heard someone call your name from behind the counter.

“Y/N? Is that you?”

Your face lit up from half hooded eyes and a dumb smile to an expression of excitement and nostalgia as you saw your long time friend Namjoon after so many years.

“KIM NAMJOON IS THAT YOU?”

Rap monster wasn't too popular in Korea since they were a hip hop based group but he caught the eyes of a few guests. You ran over to him, stumbled and nearly tripped, then gave him a big, tight hug. The warmth of his body was desperately needed after such a long wait to finally meet each other.

You pulled back with your hands on his shoulders, “I can't believe it's you! You made it! You're actually here!”

He couldn't help it but smile, “yeah luckily the show ended early so I was able to make it to your birthday.”

“You've had a long day! How about a shot? You HAVE to take one with me!”

Namjoon wasn't much of a drinker but there's almost nothing he wouldn't do for you.

“Okay just one. I can only stay for a little more than an hour.”

“Yay ~” you cheered happily as you poured him a drink of his choice.

He didn't take it too well. The burn of the alcohol was just one of the reasons why he doesn't drink.

“Come on Namjoon! Let's go dance!”

You pulled him away from the alcohol, getting a death glare from the boy who tried to take you away.

His body and yours were pressed against each other; as you waved your lower body against his, you could feel the heat emerge from his hands to your waist. Yes, we all knew that Rap Monster wasn't a dancer but you didn't mind it at all. You loved every little moment with him, even the crazy ones like these.

“Hey let me show you something!”

You dragged him to your room, shutting and locking the door behind you. He felt nervous, never had he been in your room alone before, you two were always out and about. You made your way to the window and opened it with a bit of a struggle but luckily it cracked open. You exhaled loudly, “wow! I can't believe we just did that! I've missed you soooo much ~”

He agreed with a laugh, “yeah, that's one way to greet each other.”

He watched as the wind blew your hair out of your face, the soft caress of the breeze against your skin made his heart stop. Even now, he still saw you as the same girl who stole his heart years ago.

And yet, just as he was about to sit next to you, he saw you pull a cigarette and lighter from underneath a pillow. A shaky breath of air left his lungs while you inhaled tobacco into yours.

“Y/N.. what are you doing?” He asked with his voice full of worry.

“Oh..” You chuckled half-heartedly, “it's a cigarette.. you want a hit?”

He walked over to you with distraught in his steps. “Y/N.. why are you smoking?”

You scoffed, “well... I've been smoking for a few months now.. ever since the stress started piling up more and more I just needed something to keep me sane for once.”

He could tell in your tone that you were sobering up from the nicotine.

“You know.. you can always tell me whatever you need to let out.. anything.”

You knew that smoking was never a good option to try to relieve all the pains that you've been keeping in. And you hated to have your best friend see this side of you.

“I'm sorry Namjoon, maybe you should've have come. That way you wouldn't have to deal with me right now.”

His heart sank into his chest, “Y/N.. please don't say that. I've missed you so much and I don't care how you are, I'll always want to see you.”

There was a silence in the room. You took another hit.

“Oh yeah? The girl you had to take care of so much is now wasted and smoking cigarettes. She can't afford to pay rent and gas but she can still spend a $5 on a measly pack of cigarettes. She's failing two of her six classes and she's about to get fired from her job. Definitely worth seeing.”

Namjoon sighed deeply.

“Namjoon, I understand if you don't want to stay. I know you need to leave and go be an idol. You don't have time to take care of someone like me.”

Hearing all of those words come out of your mouth made him restless. He was happy that you were venting to him like you used to but he was so scared to see how you'd react. But he didn't even know why seeing you in pain was something he feared.

“Look Y/N-”

“No Namjoon. Look I'm sorry for making you come all this way just to see me like this even though I should be happy..” You let out a trembling sigh as tears started to form. Your voice began to break, “this.. it's my birthday and yet I still feel as broken as ever. I still feel like the same little girl who always cried whenever she came home because her grandmother was no longer there to make her smile. Her parents were no longer together. And she was suddenly losing everyone she held close.”

“You still have me Y/N.”

“Okay and then what? You're going to forget me just like everyone else. You're going to leave and be a big idol. We'll talk less and less and soon I'll just be another fan while you become more and more successful with every breath you take.”

“Y/N I'm not going to forget you-”

“And how can you promise that Namjoon?!”

His eyes grew big in fear. You have never raised your voice at him like this. Your tears were falling harder and harder.

“It's because.. “ He sighed hesitantly.

“Because what? Because you don't think I'll remember any of the promises we made?”

His heart struck with pain and heartbreak every time you grew more upset.

He looked away from you and you felt ashamed of yourself.

“I know.. that you probably won't remember this because you're either too intoxicated or maybe you don't even want to hear it but..”

You felt your skin crawling with anxiety as you were suddenly overthinking the situation, scared of what he was going to say.

He looked up and gazed into your eyes, “Y/N.. I have always been in love with you ever since you first smiled at me. I've been wanting to keep that smile on your face ever since then. That's why I was too scared to ask what was wrong. I was too scared to throwing away our friendship if I said one wrong thing. But now that I see you like this.. I've never been so scared to lose you in my entire life.”

You felt and ache in your chest, a deepening in the cracks of your heart.

“You are the most amazing person in the world. Even through all of the pain and suffering I still see you try your hardest. You're brave Y/N. You're not weak. You've never been weak. I told you a long time ago that I would protect you no matter what happens.. and I'm definitely not stopping now.”

You couldn't believe the words that came from his heart and mind. He was always there for you but you never realize how much of him was there. You hated so much of yourself and yet he loved every scar, every mistake that you had because he knew that there's never going to be another person like you.

You put out the cigarette and felt your body weaken and shake. Namjoon couldn't bear to see you in this state and pulled you close to him, allowing you to rest on his chest. His shirt began to get wet from your tears but he didn't mind it at all. In fact, he loved it, because you were now opening up to him. Once again, the heat migrated from his body to yours. You wanted to keep him close.

You started brushing your lips against the skin of his collarbones and made your way up to his neck.

“Y/N what are you doing?”

“I've really missed you Namjoon. I've missed everything about you. Your voice, your skin, your touch.”

A twisted knot formed in his chest as he felt both lust and shame.

“No we can't do this. You're drunk.”

“It'll be fine I promise~” you moaned into his ear.

He bit his lip, trying to hold back his moan as you gently bit the skin on his neck.

“What's wrong Joonie? Cat got your tongue?” You teased.

He wanted to touch you, to kiss you but he knew that it wasn't the right to do. If you two were to ever make love, this wasn't the right way to start it. He held you back and saw the tears still running down your face. His eyes widened as his thumbs softly caressed your face, wiping the tears away.

“Y/N.. I want to have our first time in a better situation. I don't want you to cry, I don't want you to be intoxicated by anything. I just want you to be you. But right now you're someone else. And I know you don't want this right now.”

You couldn't deny that he was right.

“Here, “ he lifted you onto the bed and laid you down, “a lot of people have already left the party and you need to get a lot of rest.”

He grabbed some water and handed it to you, “trust me you're going to need it.”

You smiled at this side of him that you've missed so much.

“I'm going to go clean up okay? I'll be back in a bit.”

“Namjoon wait-” You pulled on his shirt.

He looked back at you with concern.

“Please.. please don't leave me.”

He smiled and sat down next to you. He brushed the hairs out of your face and wiped away another tear from your eyes.

“I promise.. that I'll always be there for you no matter what. You're my best friend and I love every little thing about you.”

Your lips formed a soft smile as Namjoon caressed your hair.

“Why didn’t I ever notice this side of you?”

“Well..” he smiled, “hopefully you’ll notice it when you’re sober. Now just relax. I’ll come back.”

“Are you sure?”

He gazed into your eyes; slowly he leaned over and you felt a heavy beating from your heart. His lips were so close to yours, you just wanted to kiss him so bad. But he left a sweet peck on your forehead. He interlocked his pinky with yours, “I promise.”

You felt this sudden change in the atmosphere. Everything felt so sane, so calm. Your mind felt so at peace with itself. And at that moment you had realized,

“Never have I felt so safe in my life until you came along.”

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Out Of My Mind

Riley episode. Ehhhh. She doesn’t love him. Neither do I. 1. Previously On is bringing up Adam and the Initiative. Oh god it’s going to be about his withdrawal, isn’t it? 2. Sunnydale cemetary. Buffy’s on a crypt. Nice vantage point. She’s running, stakes a vampire before it gets out of the ground, but another pops up and attacks. She’s fighting it. Side kick. Riley hits an Irish whip. He throws the vampire onto the roof and stakes it. Another is coming up now, but Spike attacked him from behind and but got punched. Buffy staked the vampire. Buffy is annoyed with both of them. Spike is offering Riley some knitting needles. He also drank his own blood from his broken nose. Buffy and Riley are heading back home. Riley wants to throw more vampires. They’re not going to kill Spike. Spike is threatening Buffy. Then he fell in a hole. Opening credits. 3. Mercedes McNab is in this one. So’s Amber Benson! Yay! And.. Kristine Sutherland. I didn’t miss her in Season 4. Buffy and Willow are talking about the French Revolution and vampires. Willow wears the smarty pants in the family. But working hard is hard work for Buffy. Poor Buffy’s brain. They’re going to Buffy’s training. 4. Magic Box. Xander and Giles are building things. Xander is actually good at it. There’s Tara! And Anya! Buffy and Willow just arrived. The shop looks amazing. Giles can’t afford to sell real eye of newt, so he has salamander eyes. They’re just as good. Tara wants them to get a fortune teller. Tara is reading Willow’s palm. She’s so very in love. 5. Riley just tackled Buffy. Their training room is amazing, too. She has a dummy to shoot and things to balance on. Xander made the dummy. It has fangs! I like Xander more right now than I ever have in the run of this show. Buffy had to clarify which Q she was comparing them to. 6. Spike’s crypt. He’s watching his soaps. Harmony just came in. She’s hiding from Buffy. She thinks she’s Buffy’s arch nemesis. She’s very desperate for a place to hide. She offered to have sex with Spike in return for one. Now she’s in his chair. He’s talking her into trying to kill Buffy. He’s going to help her plan. 7. Riley and Buffy, post-sex. Or mid-sex. Yep, apparently more sex. 8. Dawn at Dawn and Joyce’s house. She got a prize out of her cereal. Then Joyce, in the middle of serving breakfast, pauses, like her head hurts, stares at Dawn, and asks who she is. Then down she goes. Two broken plates, a lot of egg on the floor, and Joyce unconscious. Buffy and Riley are at the hospital now. There’s a male intern. His name is Ben, and he was nice to Dawn. Dawn is listening to hearts with Ben’s stethoscope. Ben and Buffy have normal heartrates, but Riley’s is… insane. Ridiculously fast. 9. Apparently, Dawn told someone, and now a doctor is checking on Riley. She doesn’t want to let him leave, but has to because without a court order he can’t be held. Joyce and Dawn came into Riley’s room. They’re done running tests on Joyce, so people are going home. Buffy is very unhappy with Riley. 10. Joyce’s home. Dawn, Willow, and Buffy are taking care of her, but she’s more concerned about Riley. Now we have the three girls upstairs talking about Riley. Dawn isn’t helping. Wait… she did help. She suggested Buffy get spied on on purpose to ask the Initiative for help. 11. Buffy’s at Riley’s place. She picks up the phone, and tells the dialtone that Riley’s in trouble and needs help. 12. Riley playing basketball with some guys. It’s loud. He’s out-playing everybody by a lot. He saw Graham. Graham wants to talk to him. Graham is going to try to take Riley to a doctor, but Riley just hit hima nd beat up his guys. Someone needs to dart him. 13. Graham is talking to Buffy. Riley has hyper-adrenal overload and a bunch of other stuff going on, and it’ll kill him. He also already knew. Buffy’s going to get Riley to the doctor the Initiative has set up. 14. Night time. Riley is… I think at Adam’s cave. Buffy’s brainstorming with her firends. She sent Anya and Xander to the docks, and Tara and Willow to the school ruins. Buffy needs Spike to go with her to the Initiative. 15. Buffy hired Spike to go to the caves. The Initiative’s doctor isn’t sure he can help even if he gets Riley. And… here’s Spike and Harmony taking the doctor hostage to get his chip out. 16. Buffy’s at the caves. Spike’s got Harmony and the doctor at a surgical theater at the university. The doctor isn’t sure he can do the job. Willow and Tara are at the school ruins, working their way through. Willow lit up the school. Buffy’s in the caves, searching for Riley. She found him punching a rock. His hand is bleeding and doesn’t hurt. He doesn’t want to go to the doctor. Oh god he’s obsessing about Angel again, and trying not to talk about that. Wow, he looks terrible. Buffy is really, really angry at him. Buffy’s going to make him see the doctor. God, I really dislike him. 17. The doctor is operating on Spike’s brain. Harmony is talking to him. The doctor really needs them both to stop talking. And now Buffy has found the people Harmony knocked out. Riley is running out of gas. Riley tried to apologize to Graham. The doctor said to put the cigarette out, so Harmony’s doing so. Doctor says the chip’s out. 18. Spike is all stitched up. He’s threatening to kill the docotr. Now he’s getting ready to attack Buffy, who just arrived. Harmony just shot Riley in the leg. Riley’s beating Harmony up while Buffy slugs Spike in the face over and over. Wow, Riley’s in rough shape. And… chip’s still in. It kept Spike from biting Buffy. Riley’s having a heart attack now. Spike and Harmony are retreating while the doctor gets Riley patched up. Spike is obsessing about Buffy; says she’s haunting him. 19. Buffy is having a talk with Riley. Quiet, gentle talk. Riley does not look reassured. Graham is trying to talk him into going back to the Initiative. 20. Buffy just came into Spike’s crypt. He wants her to stake him. And… he just kissed her. he looks very surprised. She looks horrified and angry… and is walking over for another kiss. Whose dream is this? Her clothes vanished. Spike’s dream. “Oh god, no. Please no.” Overall: Confession. I really, really dislike the Buffy/Spike pairing. Spike’s a murderer, and even in later seasons he’s just an unpleasant person to be around. I don’t want to do spoilers, but even an event you’d expect to make him a substantially better person really doesn’t. It’s not that I don’t love Spike. I do. He’s funny, clever, wonderfully wry, and absolutely chews the scenery. But I love him in that funny little glow box that hangs on the wall, or that other one on the cabinet. Far away from me. Far, far, far away from me. I wouldn’t wish him on anyone, even people I dislike, and I like Buffy. The rest of this was, in fact, an episode about the aftereffects of the treatments the Initiative subjected Riley to. And his insecurity. His poor, mistreated straight white cis guy insecurity. I deal with enough of that shit in my life; I don’t need it in my Buffy. Go away, Riley, please.

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Are there specific companies that deal in this? Is it generally cheaper due to restrictions on the use of the car?

Car insurance cancelled?

i have been with the same car insurance company ever since i past my test 3 years ago, 2 years ago a neighbour accused me of backing into his car I NEVER, i phoned my car insurance company to notify them there was a claim being made against me just to keep them up to date in case they had a phone call from anyone!, Anyway after weeks of Police investigation i managed to prove i was not involved and no claim was ever made, i thought this had all disappeared but now 2 years later and still with the SAME company they are saying i have lied on my no claims and have told me by letter they no longer wish to insure me, then 5 days later they took there payment from my bank ? i only received the letter this morning (sat) and none of the offices are open until mon, i am so worried they wont reinstate my car insurance ? has anyone else been in the same situation ? and what was the outcome ? ( and they also said in the letter that i would have to pay the outstanding amount on my policy withing 7 days or they will send me to a debt collector ?""

I bought a car week ago and i get insurance from AIG it costs me $850 for 6 months(full coverage)?

does anybody know cheaper one i am first time driver and my car new toyota scion XA 2006 thanks i really need cheaper one

How much should health insurance cost a 24 year old female in los angeles?

I'm looking into geting health Insurance and i not sure how mush it would cost a healthy 24 year old female who's monthly income is ruffly 1500 a month. I don't have any major health problem. Can someone please give me an idea of what i might be looking at or any suggestions ... thanks

So whats the best car insurance company for a teenager?

Im a 17 year old boy and I just got my driver's license in maryland yay!!! only problem is that I'm the very first licensed driver out of everyone in my family. That means NOBODY in my family drives, not even my parents; I'm the very first licensed driver. So how would I get car insurance? how do I start an account or something? I drive a bright red 1999 for taurus. what would be the cheapest insurance company for me and how much should I expect to pay? thanx""

Can you switch car insurance companies easily?

I bought a car last night and am picking it up today in Nova Scotia. I called around to a number of companies for insurance and got a quote that seemed reasonable. I went down today and signed the paperwork and was given the temporary insurance card and they faxed paperwork to the dealership and the dealership to them and it is all worked out. However I got a call back a few hours later from another broker quoting me a lot less. I had her verify with the company and they said yes. But I have already signed the other stuff. The one I have now is going to be monthly and the first payment should not come out till about the 15th and be the first and last payment for the month. if I switch and they have already taken the payment do I get the last month back? Can I pretty much switch at any time? Anyone know how that works? I'm a newbie at buying a vehicle an thought I had done my homework but apparently not.

Cheap Insurance for 16 driver??

I am looking for the cheapest insurance company for a 16 year old driver that can't go on any other persons policy. Can only go on individual policy!!!! Thanks for any ideas or companies

How Do I get a reasonable car insurance price for a seventeen year old boy in the UK?

I'm sixteen at the moment, but I'm looking at insurance prices and they're ridiculous! (I got a quote of 5000 at one point :l) Have you got any tips for how to get a lower premium. Thanks. A really comprehensive list would be great because I have no idea! I have tried looking at insurance group one cars, but the prices are still really high.""

Can anyone recommend a cheap company for temporary car insurance (UK)?

only need it insured for a few days to get it MOT'd?

Whats the car insurance trick?

you know the ads that say you could pay $36 a month for car insurance in ga? whats the trick?

How much do you pay for full coverage?

I pay 375 for my car note a month and 250 for full coverage a month. Does this seem about right? I'm 20 and about 8 months ago I had gotten a ticket for something I didn't do and finally went to court and was proven not guilty. But I don't know if state farm insurance was high because of my age or because of the traffic ticket. Maybe both. Would I be able to get a cheaper price anywhere else. I'll be 21 in 6 months.

I NEED HEALTH INSURANCE FAST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

i'm a 19yr old female, in california. i work part time at a retail store...i think i may have asthma, and i need to get to a dermatologist fast, cuz of my acne problem...nothing seems to be helping me...not even proactiv. but i don't have any health insurance!!! plz help me!!! i need to go to the doctors fast, cuz i have suffered an asthma attack recently and it completely freaked me out cuz i couldn't breathe...and my acne is getting worse. other than that, i think i'm fairly healthy...i'm 5'7, and weigh 140 pounds.... plz help me!!!!!!!!!! i need like the most affordable health insurance out there!!!""

Auto insurance cost for teen?

I am 16 years old and have a 2002 vw jetta. I was wondering how much it would cost for insurance?

Can i add someone to my car insurance policy?

I want to add someone to my insurance policy. He recently had a fender bender in my truck.

What are some affordable Health Insurance Options in NYC for Latin American father and his child to be?

My friend doesn't have health insurance and is planning on putting his new baby (born around Oct.) on his policy with him. He's Latin American and has his permanent residence card, but is not yet a citizen. Anyone know of any affordable plans for him to look into in the Manhattan area?""

""Car accident no insurance no driver license, what can I do about it?""

I got into a car accident last week, and it was the other party's fault. however, the guy doesn't have car insurance or a valid driver license. The cops came and did a report, but never made the guy show his license or give him a ticket (according to the report I got from the police). What can I do about the damage that he did? Can I sue him to get the amount? Shouldn't they impound his car and arrest him? It was a huge accident, my car is messed up in the back now. btw, I'm from Northern California""

Where can i get a quote for a bugatti?

i want to get an insurance quote for a bugatti veyron but i cant seem to find a company that insures them. does anyone know a company that will?

Driving without car insurance?

So, Im broke and I know its a really awful idea to drive without car insurance, but Im a little unclear about what the rules actually are. I know it is illegal to drive without car insurance b/c I got a ticket for it once when I just didnt have my proof of insurance with me, but it was a pretty small fine, is that the only legal consequence of it? I'm a pretty good driver, no accidents so far (knock on wood), and if I were to get into an accident it would probably not be my fault. Is it true if you get in a car accident without car insurance and its not your fault then you are still financially responsible for the damages to your car? ...Like because you dont have insurance the other drivers insurance doesnt acknowledge the accident or something? Anyway, as of 10 min from now my insurance policy will expire and im tempted to not get new insurance for a month or so until im more financially stable. What are the consequences im missing? Anyone know of really cheap insurance? other thoughts? BTW im still paying down the last couple thousand dollars on my car so I think i may be required to have full coverage insurance or I default on my loan, but im not sure. My loan is through a credit union, what may be the consequences if they find out?""

Can i borrow from my life insurance policy?

Car insurance rates for teens?

can u tell me how high are the rates to insure a car for a teen for a 2008 acura tsx? would this vehicle cost a lot to insure. Are their discounts for students? thanks

Is driving a motorcyle dangerous? and will it raise my insurance prices?

is a motorcycle more dangerous than a car what are the pros and cons. i am considering it for the good gas millage i am 18 yrs old (clean record) -- will it increase my insurance costs

How much does car insurance? Please Read!?

OK does anyone know how much does state farm cost? because I would really like to know thank you.

Does anyone know any affordable cheap family plan health insurance company ?

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How much does insurance cost for a teenager?

I'm seventeen years old and I'm going to have to pay for it on my own, and I'm just curious what I might be paying? I live in California and I'll be driving a 99 jeep Cherokee.""

Buying motorcycle(street bike) and insurance?

Okay im going to be buying a new yamaha r6 in a couple of weeks. Before I bring the bike home I heard that Im going to need insurance before I bring it home. So should i start looking for an insurance now and get quotes or can i bring the bike home and then look for insurance. Im 19 years old.

Insurance premium?

i live in California and got my license in sept 2007 then within two months of getting my car insurance(state farm) i got into a at-fault accident, my current policy runs till april 2008 and i currently pay 1022 every 6 months with a good student discount, also the damage on my car was worth 6,000 and i have a 1,000 deductible the other cars damage was worth 5,000 how much will my premium rise when it is time to renew?""

Health insurance from a broker?

HI, I need to take out a health insurance policy for myself because my work doesn't offer any. I called a local insurance broker who offers that service in addition to others like life, business, etc. My question is, is there any negative reason to buy from him verses going online and buying a policy by myself? I think I'd get more info from a broker right? Thanks""

Can young drivers get insurance for classic cars?

I've been looking around, and none of the insurance websites i have been on are very clear... I am a 17 y/o girl, and would like to drive a classic beetle. Is it possible to get insurance on classic beetles as a young driver? If so, where? Is classic car insurance cheaper than normal car insurance? :)""

Title loans and insurance claims if the car is totaled?

I was just in an automobile accident recently and pretty sure my car is totaled. My question is, if my car is totaled, and my car title is in a title loan right now, do I pursue the insurance company to pay it off or at least to the point so I may recieve the title back?""

My car got totalled and my car insurance expired. HELP!!!?

My brother totaled my car and i cant get it fixed because my car insurance expired. Can I wait to get my insurance renewed and get it fixed or just forget about it and get a new car under a new insurance policy?

Why should anyone purchase insurance under Obamacare when there is no fine?

If everyone bonds together and refuses to purchase insurance under govt. intimidation this would be too large for the govt. to control and destroy Obamacare. Fine or not I will never ...show more

What is the best and most affordable car insurance company in New York?

Particularly NYC?

Will car insurance cover me if an unlicensed driver was driving?

I have a problem. My car was wrecked by an unlicensed driver. I didn't know that person's license was suspended. Will my insurance still cover it? My car is messed up pretty ...show more

""Under Obamacare, can I switch insurance companies anytime I want?""

I live in California and started new health insurance with Blue Shield on January 1, 2014. But they are awful. Even though I not only applied with them, I was accepted by them, I paid the January premium back in December, and they have already covered two of my prescriptions. But Blue Shield keeps mailing me letters saying I never paid them anything and that they are cancelling my application. My application? I made it past that stage. I am their client, not just an applicant. I can't get an answer from them and I'm worried that as of 1/28/14 I will no longer have health insurance (since that is the date they informed my on 1/24 that they are cancelling my application). So since Blue Shield thinks that I'm not even their client, that they think I never paid them the very first premium which I did and have proof of, can I ditch them and choose a new insurance company or do I have to wait for the next open enrollment? (And when would that be?) (FYI - Blue Shield has never mailed me a bill for February. They just keep mailing me the same bill that was due - and that I paid!!! - back in December that covered me for January.)""

What insurance plan would be best for a young family that has a 5 month old?

In my Advanced Functions class, we're doing a project about insurance plans mostly which plan, basic or premium, would be better for a certain situation like a single parent or something like that. My partner and I decided to use a young family (around the ages of 24 or 25) who has a 5 month baby girl. I was wondering would a basic plan or a premium plan be better suited for them?""

Best and cheap major health insurance?

If I put a 1 million dollar life insurance policy on myself then I pay for 3 months then get hit by a car?

Alright so if I get hit by a car after 3 months of having life insurance and I die does my beneficiary get the 1 million?Or will that person only get how much I have payed with the payments?

""I had a crash in my driving instructors car, do i have to tell my insurance for my car seeing as this was on h?""

I had a crash in my driving instructors car, do i have to tell my insurance for my car seeing as this was on his policy? thanks""

Isn't Ameriplan Insurance The Same Scam as Obama Care/Affordable Health?

All They did was Steal Other people's Identifying Information and the Insurance once called Ameriplan, never netted any gains for the holders of those plans. Just Wondering?""

Will state farm increase my auto insurance if I get a speeding ticket??

I got a speeding ticket going 88 in a 70 in GA. Thats 2 points on my license. I was wondering if a rumor that I heard was true. Some people were telling me that they give you your ...show more

How much will car insurance be?uk?

i am 16 andd saving for a car for when im 17. I hope to spend about 900 on the car. Can anyone tell me an aprox amount pleease :)

What is the average yearly cost for house insurance?

2 story home 100k 900 square feet Heated my electricity 2 car garage Decent neighborhood 3 bedrooms 2 bathrooms we are buying our first house. I am aware that prices vary, but I don't know where that range begins and ends. Any help great""

Should I buy life insurance from Transamerica?

I have read that AEGON owns Transamerica Life insurance. There is a posting that both are potential scams. One warning was about health insurance. Is there a connection between the life insurance and the health insurance? The Transamerica building in San Francisco is shaped like a Pyramid. Wouldn't it be something if........

How to tax car without insurance?!?

I bought a car recently on ebay. The gentleman said that he already cancelled his insurance as he stopped using the car in the las 6 months. I wanted to ask him to pay the tax on it but he can't. What should I do because when I buy a new car I contact the insurance company straight away but there's not tax on it so can't take it...Any advice?

Car insurance for a 19 yr old female?

I know you can't really tell me but can anyone give me an estimated guess?I have a 2003 Honda Accord. Here is some information to narrow it down. 1. i live in tennessee' 2. i don't live in the city, but close to one 3.I mainly drive to school and work 4.I've never had a ticket 5.I've never had an accident ( safe driver's insurance intact) 6. I've got good grades/school record. (Not sure if that counts) My guess was over $100 but under $200....is this a safe bet or am i way off?""

""What would be a good, cheap to insure and reliable car for a 17 year old?""

What would be a good, cheap to insure and reliable car for a 17 year old?""

Can the color of a car affect insurance rates?

Regarding Auto Insurance Companies policy for DUI.?

I am in living in Northern California and my question is how long do Auto INsurance Companies keep DUI on your record. I have been told 7 years but our insurance companys says 10years..

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Car insurance - how to get a check direct?

Hi Folks My car got vandled recently. I want to get it fixed but my car mechanic does not work with my insurance company direct. Is there any way I can receive the check from insurance company and then pay the mechanic? I mean do I have to go through a body shop that work with the insurance directly? -Z

Car accident with no insurance in FL?

I was in a car accident where the other driver admitted it was her fault, and i had a witness - as well as the officer saying it was my right away. However, I did not have insurance.. I assumed I was still under my parents name but my dad took me off their insurance a couple months ago. My car is totaled, and im in some pain ( nothing minor, just very sore )Where can I go from here? is my only option to call a lawyer or can i directly go to her insurance? all i want is a rental for the time being and to get money to buy a new car ( so w.e money my totaled car was worth) i want to make this as easy and fast as possible which is why i dont want a laywer involved. is that basically my only choice though? Thanks""

Anyone have experience with ASDA car insurance?

Asda car insurance seems to be the cheapest by far in the comparison websites but are they reliable?

Car insurance?

im trying to look for a cheap car insurance company any ideas??

Can i drive my dads car without insurance?

Alright so i live in Ontario, Canada. I just recently got my G2 licence, and i am dying to drive the car, but my dad isnt sure if he would need to get insurance in my name on the car which i will drive. he already has insurance on the car, however its on his name. Can i legally drive that car if the insurance is not on my name?""

Anyone know a dentist in NH/MA that is affordable?

Hey , my parents are having a really hard time with their teeth , and it kills me to see them in such pain and having nothing to help them. The thing is they don't have dental insurance because medicaid doesn't seem to cover it , my parents are both in need of some dental work for an affordable price because we do also live on a fixed income . Some please help , any places?""

Can you pay car insurance for the whole year at once?

i see that many people pay per month, can i pay the whole year? and also for an 18 year old how much would insurance cost?""

Do you have health insurance?

if so, how much is it per month? How old are you? what kind of deuctable do you have? feel free to answer also if you do not have insurance.""

I am planning to get a health insurance?

I need to get a health insurance, anyone can give me suggestions?, any company on the internet that gives me affordable health insurance?

Age requirement for car and insurance?

Hey guys, I'm currently 16, and I'm wondering what's the age requirement to own a car, and also insure it with car insurance My parents are not going to get me car insurance, they made so many excuses, and because my salary is about 600 a month, working for only 1 day a week. I could accord a car by the end of this year. I don't see why my parents won't get me car insurance for my dads car. so i might as well buy my own car and see what their excuse is. Alright, back to the subject, im just wondering what's the age requirement to get a car under my name, and car insurance.""

Would OSAP provide money for car insurance?

I'm going to buy a car for college to get from point A to point B and I was just wondering if OSAP would be able to provide me for car insurance and gas money. Thanks.

What is better - socialized medicine or affordable health insurance?

How much more would my car insurance cost if I went from having a 96 honda civic to a 2000 BMW 328i?

I'm getting a 2000 bmw 328i... I have a honda civic already. My insurance was like 1200 for the whole year I think... already paid it in full. I'm 19, with no accident history, no speeding tickets, never arrested; I don't really have anything that would make my insurance go up to my name. I live in MA, so i guess I can't get gieco or allstate or whatever..""

Car Finance With Insurance?

Hi, i've been searching for a while now for a car finance which comes with insurance for under 25's. Im 21 and being driving for three years and 90% of the time my son is with me so I wouldn't considered myself a boy racer . The only one I found was the just add fuel scheme by peugeot but like any other scheme you have to be 25. So any suggestions would be gratefully appreciated""

Where can i purchase insurance online?

Hello, im 23 and i would like to purchase non owner car insurance, because i always travel and rent car. So where can i find one online? Thanks""

How much would car insurance cost ?

I'm an 18 year old male that just got my license but I'm wondering how much would car insurance cost monthly since I'm a new driver what's the cheapest it can get too ?

Car insurance cancelled on financed car..?

So I've been looking for a way out of my car loan lately because the payments are really too much for me right now...I know I shouldn't have got into it but I was young and VERY gullible. I just got a letter in the mail from my insurance company asking for me to verify the address I have on file with them ( where I park my car at night) or else they will cancel my coverage. So if they cancel my coverage, will I still be held accountable for the car loan? Or will I have to pay the balance off? Any advice would be greatly appreciated. :-)""

Driving without insurance can I go to jail?

I was caught driving without insurance and expired plates last month. I went to court and I was fined $250. I have not been able to earn that much money and I was wondering if I could be thrown in prison for this. I have court in a week.

How can you find out if you have medical insurance?

Car Insurance for young driver?

Hi, I'm currently doing my drivers licence and should get it by the end of next month and I'm just confused about the cost of insurance.... I'm planing to buy small Fiat which is Insurance Group 5 and I looked up for costs through money supermarket and the cheapest deal was over 9000 for a year and that's just ridiculous so I'm a bit confused about it and don't know if i did something wrong when filled the information but anyway what the average cost should be like? Thanks in advance""

How can I get my auto insurance lowered in michigan?

Hi, I was licensed to drive in Michigan but shortly moved to Virginia, where I received a car from my aunt (Mountaineer) I was insured under US AA with my aunt. In April of 2011, I hit a parked car in the school parking lot in which I wasn't ticketed or charged, but my aunt's insurance company was charged $2400 for the damage. I have since moved back to Michigan as of June 2011 and have not had coverage since. With school coming up and 2 current jobs, I'm looking for insurance that I can actually afford. I have been looking for plpd, and my dad mentioned looking for an underwriter because my lowest monthly payment quotes have been $250-$500 a month, is there any cheaper for of insurance available for me?""

Car insurance 17 year old?

I just passed my test afew days ago and have been looking at insurance. Most insurers won't give me a quote and if they do it's 19k. But i was looking into classic car insurance for a mini and got a quote from adrianflux for 3500 but i was i told i was to young for classic car insurance. I tryed a 1000cc yaris and they would not even quote me. I checked my details twice and there all right. I asked over the phone why there is such a change im price when they have the same size engine and he just said there cheaper to repair n that . and just so it's clear the minii quote was not classic car insurance. So any one know the logic behind this? + any other suggestions about insurance will help.

Car insurance i need it so what are some cheap ways of getting it?

OK i an 17 year old and i just got and 1987 mercury cougar and i been looking around for car insurance and why do all of them want like 406-719 a mouth!!!!! that is crazy what should i do i need car insurance to get a license plate so what are some car insurance for a 17 year old cheap i can get o yea my dad said hes not putting me on his policy so now what

Motorcycle Insurance?

I screwed up and was charged with DUI a few months ago (I was driving a car). I figured my insurance would double or triple but no, the cheapest I could fine is close to 4,000 a year! I was floored & absolutely in shock. My question is, would motorcycle insurance be cheaper being I got a DUI. I live in Fl. Do I even need insurance for a motorcycle? Everyone is telling me a different story. I need help please! Thanks! -Alex""

What kind of health insurance is best for business?

in my family i am alone young and i have small business. i am afraid if any thing happen with me, my family become many problem.""

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Cost of Car insurance for new driver 30yr old Female?

Hi am about to start lessons on learning to drive, and was wondering if anyone knows the cost it would be for car insurance for a new driver annually, car will probably be 1.4, I am female, 29/30 years old. Thanks""

Are jeep wranglers expensive to insure?

are jeep wranglers more expensive to insure than other cars? and how much is the average insurance rate of one?

""I want to buy a traders insurance policy, how much about?

im 32 female and want to start buying and selling cars but i need an insurance policy to suit. il prob be buying 1 or 2 cars a week. how much should my policy cost? i have been driving for over 10 years with 7 NCB

What affordable health insurance would you recommend for my uninsured 21 year old daughter?

She works full time but her employer charges an outrageous amount of money for health insurance. I know there are many many young people who don't have health insurance, mostly because of the cost of high insurance premiums. But my daughter really needs it cause she has some health issues that will stay with her for a lifetime.""

Can i renew my geico auto insurance for just two months rather than six months?

my insurance expires in oct but i'm planning to sell my car by nov. so i don't want to pay for my 6 month renewal in oct. is there a way out? thanks for all suggestions.

Can I get life insurance on my mother without her knowing or signing anything?

I recently got a scare when my mother was admitted into the hospital from smoking complications. She was having trouble breathing and she was put on a respirator. The nurses and doctor kept saying her lungs were not healing themselves because of smoking for so many years. Thank god she pulled through and they gave her the normal things to take home like medicine and oxygen to use. She unfortunately still has not stopped smoking and my brother and me were really scared. My brother just turned 18 and we have no other family at all, my mom is not married and I wouldnt have been able to afford a funeral if it came to it. My mom is very stubborn and she will not get Life Insurance to help for funeral costs if something were to happen again. Is there a way to for me to get Life Insurance on my mother without her knowing or signing anything ?""

Can somebody find me a really cheap insurance company that would cover for like everything?

I need to find an insurance company offers really low price plans that cover as many things as possible, becos we can't spend too much money but I need to find my mom an affordable insurance plan...help, i dun know where to find it.""

How much does insurance cost on a car for someone that is under 21?

NEED HELP FROM CALIFORNIA RESIDENTS about car insurance!?

We recently moved, and I called my car insurance agent today trying to change my zip code. My insurance company (Mercury) wants to charge us extra $150 for a 6-month period. As I recall, wasn't there a law passed last year against insurance companies from using a zip-code-based system? And when we brought that up to her, she just said we haven't gotten any notice from Mercury so we're still going to charge you for moving. Anyone knows what I can do about this? Thanks.""

How can i get insurance from the gov.?

Ok my dad is 37 and has no insurance and we can't afford any either so how can he get insurance from the gov. we kinda need it now cause he thinks he has cancer so please help

How much would car insurance cost for a 17 year old girl?

I am 17 I live in New Mexico it is April 2013 and I am financing new 2013 Chevrolet Cruze LS I will be put on my grandmothers Allstate car insurance.. how much would the monthly payment be???

How much would it cost to insure a Volkswagen Golf 1.4L?

I'm 17 in a couple of months, I'm thinking of getting a car now and refurbishing it, make it look nice, you know? I've came across this one car, a VW Golf 1.4L 5 door, obviously it will be my first car. How much ROUGHLY would this cost to insure per year and is it a good car to get? It's done 139,000 Miles and is the 2001 model, its a petrol engine and will cost me just short of 600. How would I go about the insurance and how would I buy this car? How can i check its not stolen and stuff? and is it a good buy for my first car? Any help shall be much appreciated!""

Coordination of Insurance Benefits?

Our health insurance company thinks we have more than one insurance and they are denying our claims. We only have insurance through my husband's company and don't understand how they thought we are trying to pull a fast one. How do we prove that we only have ONE insurance? Thanks!

Will calling insurance over a cracked windshield raise my insurance rates?

I have Geico insurance for the past 8 years. I have not made one claim in that 8 year time frame. I was driving down the highway last week when something struck my windshield and spider cracked it pretty good. Should I pay it out of my pocket or call the insurance. Will my rates go up for making a windshield claim?

What is the most reasonable home owner and Auto insurance?

I need to get a cheaper insurance for car and Auto.Would like to hear from you that have checked prices before you bought insurance.

Im 19 and look for a cheap car with some power but quotes below 900?

im 19 year old i got my full licence for 2 years now and im looking to buy a car a cheap second hand one any would be good to be honest just need it to be 1. big so people can fit in comfortably 2. reliable 3. good mpg 4. not ugly 5. 1 litre - 1.4litre 6. and ermm it must be a car nice to drive and can go on motorways without struggling thanks i was thinking about a vw polo or a vw golf but im not sure if they would be cheap on insurance thanks :)

Where can i find a cheap auto insurance in los angeles for a 2004 Subaru Impreza WRX?

I own a 2004 Subaru Impreza Wrx (sedan). Vehicle has a clean title, not salvage, and payed off. I'm looking for the basic (state law requirement) type of auto insurance. I am also 19 years old with a clean record - no tickets, no accidents, etc. *I called a few insurances and so far Inifnity Auto Insurance $182 while Titan Auto Insurance $111.00*""

What is the average cost for international health insurance?

I plan to go to china for a few years and would really like to know what the average cost to a major medical insurance policy.

Estimate for car insurance?

I know there are SO many factors considered. I am considering purchasing my first car (I would get it new, have loved Mazda 3 forever) and curious as to what I would pay a month in insurance or what average is. Bit of details, I live in Ontario, Canada, I will be 23 this year, female, I have a clean driving record (granted I've only had my G2 for a year and a half), my credit history is very good if that matters, I took driver's ed. I have no idea about what is considered average. Thanks!""

""I damaged my car, i got a quote off the garage, and the insurance said they will pay,?""

so i let the garage send a quote and the insurance said i can leave my car in, but now i have found another garage nearer to my house and he will match the quote, plus repair it at weekend , so i dont need the car. can i change to this garage .. i live in Ireland thanks""

AVERAGE Insurance (UK)?

Could anyone give me an average price of insurance or insurance group for a 20 year old female, on a 2011 fiat 500 twinair lounge 0.9? I don't want to do those compare sites as they ask for all your details. Thanks""

What is the insurance on a Yamaha R1?

I am thinking about buying a 2001 Yamaha R1. I am 18 years old. I have a clean driving record and have never been pulled over. (Knock on wood) I have a car already, if that matters. I would like to get it insured if possible. How much do you think the insurance will be a month/year? Also, what would be a good company? *Before you answer please I don't want your opinion on if it's a good idea to get the bike because I've seen a lot of answered on opinion of bikes and not what the insurance will be.""

Whats a good insurance out there that would cover prenatal care?

i am looking for type of insurance that would cover prenatal care.. but i don't know where to start from!!

So confused bout car insurance.....?

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theliterateape · 7 years ago

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Small World

By Dana Jerman

Tracy driving her classic '66 Caddie convertible, the sky-blue “land yacht,” on a beautiful Friday afternoon through the country. Her blond hair, long and straight, whips in the wind while the stereo coos out some oldies.

Her strong, long legs in mule wedges astride the pedals. One hand on the blue wheel, skinny and sparkling. The noon sun coming fast through the trees and splashing toward the shining hood of the beast, up and over us.

I ride shotgun in a floral print over sticky, overstuffed vinyl. Me and my camera invited along for a cruise up to the old family cabin on the water.

It is September and we are thrilled with the orange flame of Indian summer days. No call for rain. If it did rain, it would take her alone ten minutes to up the top—and she's good at it.

She's singing with the stereo and I’m composing a snap here and there as we ramble along.

She doesn't like being the subject of my pictures, but tolerates the occasional shot.

After an hour and a half, almost to the cabin, we stop at the graveyard where Tracy's mother had been for a few years. Cicadas and crickets sing in the midday heat, which grows intense on my shoulders without the breeze. We meander intently back thru grasses that are getting quite high. I brake from her to examine an old section as she gets close to her mother.

She would plop down beside the stone. Leaning over with her shoulders and tucking her bare legs under her above the tall grass. She would place the daffodils by the stone and pull at clover and her own split ends while having a chat.

With my zoom lens I managed to capture some doe on the far wooded edge. Past the clearing- a compact field not yet filled with graves.

Suddenly my impatient stomach growls and I stroll to the car to cool heels until she comes back. I can hardly wait to get to the cabin.

We pulled up the gravel drive and Tracy switched off the radio and honked the horn as we hollered. There was Karen's Merc and another vehicle I didn't recognize with a rig on the roof.

Karen was at the screen door as we ascended the front porch. One hand on her ample hip, the other propped high in the doorway with a cigarette at her smiling generous mouth.

"Welcome, ladies." She exhaled and leaned away. Tracy entering and I following.

"Sandwiches are on." She called back. Thank heaven, I was starving.

The perfect summer food: Turkey on wheat with lettuce tomato and mayo. Greasy little pile of thin sliced potato chips besides. The bag of them still wide open on the long table.

Tracy chimed "Caty and Alden are here?" Karen nodded, smoking.

"Yay!" She clapped and tore herself down to her swimsuit, pulling a few chips out of the bag and scooting out the sliding patio doors which formed part of the long wall of floor-to-ceiling windows, in from which the most exquisite northwestern light was now coming. Karen looked beautiful in it, standing at the counter's edge in her summer sherbet triangle top and long diaphanous pants that rode her hips and nearly hid her toes in wedged cork sandals.

Leaning against the counter top, she shook her head and rolled her eyes wryly at Tracy.

I couldn't help myself. With a mouthful of sandwich I brought up the lens. Karen was a better model. She would move gently and look right at me- compliant and wistful.

"I'm so glad you don't mind." I confessed bashfully and started back in on the sandwich for being so starved.

In a quiet moment, she put out her butt and went into the bathroom. When she came out her hair was down. She pulled up a stool next to me and lit another.

Her fresh plume of exhale matching my sounds of chip-crunching.

"Stop at the graveyard?" she asked. I nodded.

Sometimes being laconic was infectious. I drank some water and burped. Thinking I ought to slow down from swallowing, I piped up: "Ride was beautiful. Got some OK snaps. That car always reminds me of the time you were passed out in the backseat with the mechanical bubble blower." Karen's sudden laugh lead to coughing, then back again. "You remember that? Oh! Embarrassing ancient history." She shrugged as I grinned.

Karen is a party planner in the city. One very late evening after an extremely long day wherein nothing had gone right with regard to a wedding reception, Karen passed out drunk in Tracy's yacht with a bubble machine which had been on the fritz the whole time, sending a careen of silver blue soapy orbs up, and a coagulated mess of foam down the upholstery, all into her thick dark curls and low-cut cleavage.

Tracy called me immediately. I stole over the fence with my camera before we woke her into the world of our giggles while carrying her inside to sleep it off.

Karen was rarely "messy.” But when she was it managed to be this really perfect mess. So free.

I love this about her. Even more perfect is that she doesn't notice this phenomena at all.

"You've been to the beach?" I changed the subject. She nodded. "We all got here yesterday around this time."

"Who are Caty and Alden?" I couldn't resist any longer asking after strangers.

"Friends from school."

I felt a pang of jealousy that surprised me. These people have known each other so much longer than I've known any of them. I felt like an interloper at times. Self-inflicted, of course. Nevertheless I admired their ability to keep in touch and for their post-college relationships to have evolved enough to stay relevant.

I expected Caty and Alden to be as cool as I'd found Karen and Tracy to have been, even having just known them as city neighbors for a year and change.

The cabin sat along a precipice where wooded treeline gave way to sand- a long plateau of dune that dropped to a steep grade forty yards out, becoming the shore.

The water body was a lake that stretched like an ocean, with its own horizon, and this made it coveted and fascinating.

Tracy's mother had left her both cabin and car, and Tracy became them. They were perfect gestures of some final mother-daughter understanding. Filial and feminine.

Tracy took great care to fully appreciate these gifts by sharing them.

From the stool and table, Karen rose and stretched. I was absently looking through my camera cropping and deleting a few things. So far the shots of Karen were my favorites. She liked them too.

Looking out the window she said softly "They brought a sailboat."

"What?"

"Alden and Caty. Brought their sailboat."

Of course. I felt my mouth pull up a broad smile. "Very cool." Was all I could say.

I watched her wrap Tracy's sandwich thoughtfully for the icebox and drift toward her room for a catnap as I moved outside into the 2:45 p.m. heat.

The sand almost burned the spaces in between my toes, but felt delicious. Little stubs of thick and thin palm shoots would poke up into your feet if you didn't walk carefully.

When the plateau melted the blue water came into view. Sure enough there it was: three figures on a mid-sized daysailer. No chop, but close, and the mainsail was full. Two orange stripes and the serial D-850 standing out near its apex.

Light check. Testing the apertures and depth of field outdoors. I worried for a moment about sand blowing in—grinding across the fragile inner glasses of the camera body. Then I remembered how technically speaking, this camera was pretty old. I had other lenses. I shouldn't be so anal-retentive.

Moving down the grade wherein fine sands grew more pale and brighter still, I heard dogs and turned. A lady in white far down was throwing a stick which the big black hounds would fetch and fight for.

It occurred to me, in a general sense just then, that all felt right with the world when we were at play.

I swam for awhile in the easy depth. Soon they hauled in right next to me, beaching the hull. Each one smiling and active with Tracy in top form—squealing.

"Oh, girl, you gotta get out and try this!"

Often refreshingly child-like, Tracy always assumed her first time doing anything meant that anyone who wasn't in her presence at the time must also be inexperienced.

She was dry. The couple, like me, were soaking wet.

Caty. With a close glance I decided she could be Karen's sister. A little older or a little younger depending on the light and the clothes. Younger here, in a swimsuit.

The photographer in me smiling at this and at the fantastic lighting conditions a beach generously affords, even in heavy mid-afternoon.

Alden was quite tall and lanky. Sunburned and with freckles dancing loudly over his shoulders and nose. Strawberry blond hair cut very smartly, even windswept. He as handsome as Caty pretty, and fitting that they should be a couple.

The boat all battened down, Tracy made introductions. She inquired after Karen.

"Resting," I said. My voice sounding like it hadn't come from me.

"I'm thinking I'd like to take all these beautiful women out to dinner tonight." Alden stated happily. His smile was imbedded across the eyes, like Jack Kennedy.

"Ah! Really? Lovely! Can we try the Marina Rayale?" Tracy had not yet been to this certain seafood place across the lake. She'd had it in her for awhile to go, ideally with a large group.

"Whatever you please." He replied. Caty tucked neatly under his arm.

We began our trek up the beach. I lagged behind just long enough to frame a good shot of Tracy's wild palomino mane. Of Alden's shoulder against Caty's profile. Of three friends walking under a cloudless sky.

Karen had showered, put on a powder blue full length skirt of unpleated cotton and a silk gardenia print sleeveless blouse with a high collar. She lounged on the patio with a cocktail and the massive biography of Tennessee Williams she'd been steadily reading.

Tracy kissed her cheek. "You're already dressed for dinner!" She exclaimed, darting for the door. "Alden's offered to take us to Marina Rayale!"

Tracy's enthusiasm about everything usually caused others around her to giggle and titter, mostly out of embarrassment. Caty and I turned out to be no exception.

"Splendid," said Karen. Rolling her eyes and smiling back into her book as we filed past to get cleaned up.

Tracy and I shared the spacious uppermost room on this visit. I could hear the water already going in the shower as I ascended the curving narrow staircase. The steps here padded close with a kind of terry cloth carpeting hued to an inviting deep beige. Like sand.

Among the close walls, before the room burst forth with its two full double beds, a small plein aire in oil of a lone fisherman at dawn was hung to the left. Ideal for soundproofed contemplation.

I did not know if Tracy had been a child in this place, with this portrait of a moment, exact and seemly. But I paused, wishing on her behalf that she might have. It was the sort of hidden-in-the-open place that one did a lot of one's growing up.

The Marina Rayale had chandeliers. I adore chandeliers. An exceptional fabrication gives light a kind of omnipotence. They may be the closest we ever get to harnessing stars.

Tracy's eye for style had managed to spot the diamond in the rough from afar. It was class without spectacle. Drinking flutes shown in the candlelight. A fourtet played muted and gentle in a wide corner on a miniature stage.

I was happy to take it all in and let my eyes be the camera tonight.

The dress I'd dusted up out of my closet and packed for perhaps just this sort of occasion was perfect. Sanguine sequins across the bust, red satin down the sides. The sort of thing that was sporty enough for cocktails and could hold its own at the awards ceremony. Though rarely did the two meet, I was delighted to feel its reliable fit.

Tracy was used to seeing me casual. She loved it. She was donning her finest, stunning Givenchy with jewels that cost twice as much as the dress, and we'd sat each other down at the vanity to do hair before we left.

She was currently into it with Alden over the financial viability of round-the-world sailing excursions while Caty and Karen chatted softly about pets. Cats specifically. Relaxing my ear enough to juxtapose the two conversations kept my smile pert.

I was glad for a moment to be silent and listen as well as observe.

Beauty in every corner. Myself feeling very included in the beauty.

The second round of oysters came, as did our second bottle of Pino Grigio. I excused myself for a nose powdering and Tracy accompanied.

I entered and held the door for her. She took a second to enter until our eyes had met- the cue to make her anxious/pouty face.

"What is it?" The question you can't help but ask at a face like that.

"Great..." she huffed cryptically. I watched as she moved down the carpeted well-lit row and entered a stall.

In the long mirror over the sink I touched up my lips.

"Brett!" She called nastily as she flushed.

"Excuse me?" I stopped. She washed her hands and reached for a towel.

"Brett Collins is here." Her eyes set and stormy.

She tossed the towel in the hamper and placed hand on hip with an exasperated flourish. Bracelets tinkling. I smiled, I couldn't help it. Sometimes drama and flusterings simply followed Tracy about, occasionally catching on the scent of her histrionics.

"Is your evening ruined?" I jested humbly.

"Just about." She caught sight of herself and leaned in, checking pleasantly smudged eyes.

"Mister Collins," she ahemed "is a bad man who was once my lover and confidant. After earning my trust he then tried to cast me into a silly little pyramid scheme and is generally bad news. I'm staying away from him and you should too."

"Je comprende!" I exclaimed.

The city was a small world, and the world outside of it at times seemed to be even smaller.

No sooner had we returned to the table, the roast duck on the cusp of too cool, Mr. Collins arrived to introduce himself and ask if Tracy would like to dance. She dismissed him rather gracefully, (for the sake of present company, I'm sure) and tore into her food like someone who'd been lost in the woods for three days.

The poor girl. Sometimes stress caused her to overeat.

"We've got all night, my dear." Karen reminded gently, cutlery expertly poised in her grip. I grew a goodwill smirk as she and Alden and Caty smiled at one another, then at me.

Back at the beach the stars sparkled high and bright on a night sans moon.

In our finery and carrying our shoes we walked the dim strand. Passing another bottle of white back and forth between us. Laughing, chatting, laughing some more. I almost had the hiccups from a fit started by a joke Karen had told me.

It was the kind of night you hope never ends, or that you remember vividly for a long time to come.

The wind tussles our hair and the water speaks.

It speaks very loudly in particular to Tracy, who gets in way beyond her toes.

I swoon in the sounds and the darkness and the little wine buzz. Moments pass and I have lagged behind again. I look up and Karen is drifting off with Caty. They have each other by the waist and go leisurely as lesser goddesses after Tracy, who has decided to run wild back to the cabin. She's not so smashed she won't make it unharmed, but the girls follow lazily anyway.

When I look over my shoulder, there's Alden: the picture of plaintive male beauty. Hands in pockets and eyes wet with tears.

I stand confused for a moment as I watch him turn toward the water and the moonlessness and sit right down on the soft white sand.

Not knowing what else to do, suddenly feeling quite tired with this near-empty wine bottle clutched in my hand, I swig down the last and go to sit beside him.

No joke. His head goes slack and his torso shudders. He really is crying.

"Alden?" I ask. Soft, but with a concern more than mild. It gets worse. Then he composes himself.

His face is soaked but I've nothing to dry it. He is receptive when I put a hand to his shoulder.

"Caty is sick," he confesses quickly. Like he can't hold it anymore. Like he knows I'll find out and he wants to be the one to say it.

I wait for him to say more, but he doesn't. I get the sense too that he's trying to understand it all himself.

I keep opening my mouth and nothing comes out. Finally I manage: "Treatments?"

He shakes his head. "Transplants."

Those same blue eyes once squinting with happiness are now sad and direct. He takes a hard swipe at the tears.

"She's got a few months.”

Back up the beach go my eyes to glimpse where they’ve gone. It seems impossible. She looks so healthy.

"Do Karen and Tracy know?" I find myself whispering for no good reason.

He nods. "Karen does. And you.“

His composure lost again. Back into tears. There was nothing else we could say.

Waves kept on crashing and moving and then night was as black as it would ever get.

Alden, frustrated by crying, took a long snort across his sleeve to clear his nose. He stood and brushed off and held his hand out to me.

After he helped me up he didn't let me go. We walked back to the cabin with his arm over my shoulder and I was very grateful for that.

It would be a long week. But to really get to know new friends, one needs all the time one has.

#sailing #fiction #short story #beach #Vacation #beauty #femininity #painting #summer #indian summer #sandwiches #sand

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butchstolemysweetroll · 7 years ago

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Tagged by @saxrohmerwon ages ago on my brief other blog and just noticed it, thanks bruh ily <3

Rules: Always post the rules, answer the questions given to you, then write 10 questions of your own, and tag some friends!

1. Favorite city (or town/small island/et cetera) in the world and why?

I guess it’d be Avalon. I basically spent every summer of my life there with family and it’s really small (only seven miles long) so you wind up going to the same few ice cream places or antique stores or pizza shops all the time but you never really get bored of it. The whole place has a quiet, old-timey shore town nostalgia to it too that’s super sweet. And like some of my all time favorite memories were staying on the beach until sunset when the lifeguards were gone so we could swim wherever we wanted, or climbing on the outfall pipe and walking to see how far out I was brave enough to go (it got “higher” ((read: the sand started to disappear)) the further out over the water you went), or walking on the beach at night. That was my favorite part, the nighttime. It’s weird how quiet but how alive everything got after dark, and I could hunt for ghost crabs or watch fireworks and the lights from town on the water, and the sand never bothered me as much when it was cool from the dark.

2. Describe your favorite scent/s.

Autumn, if that counts as a smell. But the combined scent of really brisk air and smoky burning leaves and fresh damp ones and hay and I guess plant life generally decaying, but in a sweet way? I also like flower smells obviously, and food smells, but those are boring to talk about. Gasoline, the specific kind of fake (cotton) paper money is printed on. Coffee. I’ve learned to kind of like the smell of cigarettes on clothes, because my boyfriend smokes and I like waking up in the sweater I wore the night before with that smell still on it. People have smells too. Like my mom smells like perfume even when she isn’t wearing any, and it’s nice. And babies smell rad and trigger ALL of my maternal impulses (cannot wait to reproduce, it’s gonna be gr8). And the boy smells really nice... Not even in like a what-deodorant-are-you-wearing kind of way but like skin and sweat and waking up warm in a cold house on Wednesday mornings. And when he comes home from work smelling like fresh cut grass and wet dirt it’s v nice.

3. Who is/was your favorite teacher and why?

My Romantic Lit professor currently, because he teaches exactly what I want to teach and I have a career crush on him. He’s also just super excitable and enthusiastic (let’s talk about that WEIRD weekend in Geneva the Shelleys took guys! Blake was an EDGELORD!) which I love.

I also had a professor at my old school who was super cool and helped me through a lot of shit? I took her personal essay class right as I was sort of in recovery for depression following a terrible, low key emotionally unhealthy (abusive? I still don’t know if I can use that word? Either way, OVER-SHARING YAY) romantic relationship and I explored that and a lot of other stuff pertaining to my childhood and relationships and discovering my queerness in my work for her class, and she was super supportive and involved in helping me experiment with new formats and really use writing as a therapeutic tool and it helped me heal a lot. She was also just a super cool lady (lots of tattoos and wispy blonde hair and a quiet voice, kind of a hipster fairy) who hung out with me at a local music festival in town when I was like fresh out of the hospital and having trouble being around my normal friends. She just always made sure her door was open and went out of her way to make me feel better, and to this day I appreciate that.

4. What is your favorite poem? (Substitute with “song” if you don’t have a favorite poem.)

Oh my GOD, don’t make me choose. I’m obsessed with the Romantics and a few contemporaries have my heart, but I guess I’d have to say “Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening” by Robert Frost. It’s just beautiful and hopeful and simple enough that tiny me could fall in love with it and appreciate it almost in its fullness when I was too young to grasp other works.

5. Weirdest thing you’ve ever heard out-of-context?

Ever? I don’t tend to remember stuff like that for a long time unless I’d like hypothetically overheard a murder or something, but last night some girl was walking back from our student center with her friends and angrily shouted that she wanted to “put her dong through a snare drum” which made me laugh.

6. Best concert experience? (If you have never been to a concert, what do you hope your first concert will be?)

Still gotta say Green Day after just turning 15 years old. I’d never been to a concert before and they were my favorite band at the time. I was so proud to be there because I had 0 dollars to my name and no one would hire me because I was underage, so I had to earn every penny for those tickets doing gross menial work like removing and scrubbing window frames that hadn’t seen soap in maybe a decade (SO MANY SPIDERS), and teeny bopper me thought that was 'punk.’ And at one point Billie Joe Armstrong, who my pathetic little emo self wanted to MARRY told the audience he was proud of everyone who’d worked their ass off to afford to come see them play and I remember turning to my dad and screaming “HE MEANS ME!” It was so wholesome.

7. Favorite holiday (or other special occasion) and why?

Christmas! My house was THE Christmas house growing up. My parents put so much effort into it and it was the cutest thing. Besides the outrageous amount of decorations and the amazing food that takes all week to make and the cute tradition of having my grandparents spend the night to watch us open presents first thing in the morning, the best part of Christmas growing up was definitely the effort my family put into making us kids believe Santa was real for way longer than necessary. One year my uncle got a flashlight and a red solo up and climbed trees in our yard so we’d see “Rudolph’s nose” if we looked out the window. We put out reindeer food every year. My dad would stomp around shaking jingle bells and someone always climbed on the roof making noise, and my mom knew calligraphy, so she’d write us scrolls from Santa on legit parchment and toast it in the oven so it would curl. One year we had an old, old family friend who was a Santa impersonator show up with a legit sleigh and a giant book with all the family member’s names and the years they were naughty and nice in it and stories about why and it was so cute. So whereas most kids found out around like 8 my parents went to extreme lengths so that I believed it until I was like 11 and honestly, I’m really glad they did, because it was a kick ass childhood. I definitely want to be that level of extra when I become a parent.

8. Did you ever play an instrument growing up? If so, how did it go for you?

Guitar, bass, after I learned guitar I could play pretty much anything pluckable with strings, so I had a Romanian lap harp (I was such a cool kid) and I would sometimes play my sister’s viola (often incorrectly and like a guitar, but it was fun to sample when I recorded stuff). I haven’t sang or touched an instrument in like seven years though. I kind of gave up after sad life stuff happened but I want to pick it back up again. I really miss music.

9. If you were given $100 today, what would you do with the money?

Use it toward Christmas presents for loved ones. Since I’m basically not allowed out of the house after I go home for break I have to do Christmas early with the friends and boyfriend.

10. What’s the scariest movie you have ever seen? (Define scary however you like.)

I love scary movies so this is hard, but I guess anything in which children are genuinely evil? Like not even in a supernatural way; it’s not horror but watching We Need To Talk About Kevin fucked me up. I guess being a mom is like so much something that I want, and imagining that happening would def keep me up at night. Especially because I would not know what to do.

Now, for questions:

1. What’s your favorite article of clothing?

Dresses but also plain black leggings. And I have very soft sweatpants that fit just right.

2. Do you still sleep with a stuffed animal?

Nope. I can’t sleep with the live one either lol, Bynx likes to sleep RIGHT where I want to roll over and screams and puts his paws in my mouth when he wants attention.

3. Do you believe in heaven? Hell?

Both, Catholic.

4. Do you listen to podcasts? What are your favorite ones?

Not really, but I’d like to, in theory. It just seems like more effort somehow than watching TV and I am always tired.

5. What was your go-to game during recess?

Four square.

6. Where do you see yourself in the next ten years– not in a job interview kind of way, but actually?

Awwww this is cute to think about. I guess I’d like to be living in like a really woodland but not isolating place, somewhere where my house can be on a lake or by woods or mountains but if I drive ten minutes there’s a cozy-sized town with all I need. Maybe in like Virginia or Vermont. I’m a professor of Gothic Literature at the local college, and my students are engaged and inspiring and call me by my first name. I’m in a pretty and not-too-big house, but it’s warm and smells like our fireplace. I’m married to my lovely guy, and both our jobs are flexible enough that we can have dinner as a family and spend time with our brood of kids. And they pay well enough that we might not be wealthy but we never have to worry. The cat’s still with us and we’ve got a dog, too. We go on camping trips and The Lumberjack teaches the kids how to build fires and tie knots and dad stuff like that. One of the kids at least loves reading and the house is full of books - I’ve got a home office full of bookshelves and a reading nook. We’ve got a porch where we can bundle up and drink wine in the evening after the kids are in bed. We’re not rich but not poor, and our families get along and come to visit. My parents still ask us over for Christmas every year. Wherever I teach, my kids can go there for free.

7. Do you have a favorite visual artist? Who are they?

Oh lord, I don’t know. I mean I like art but I hate the process of liking art. It’s so much more involved than “I like how this piece makes me feel” and I don’t enjoy that. I like individual pieces and I don’t know enough about art to really speak on it.

I guess, though, I like Dali and Khalo as people. They seem unpretentious and fun. Which is surprising because I guess the way their work is talked about you’d think the opposite.

8. Do you really like a food that most people think is disgusting? Or, do you like a popular food to a disgusting degree?

Not really but like I put too much hot sauce / jalapenos on everything and it disgusts people. And I put way too much sugar in coffee, and creamer too.

9. What music did your parents play in the house/car?

My mom is a New Wave junkie like me and my dad had more complicated taste. He was never big into music, so he only really likes a few artists for their voices and some songs for nostalgia. So we listened to a lot of oldies and swing and Judy Garland, but he also loved Blondie and Boston.

10. What would you tell your 15-year-old self?

I’d tell her she’s a lot stronger than she’s going to think she is one day and to tough it out. That people love her and will love her. That when you get older, family is hard, but it’s worth it to work on things. That she’s smarter than she thinks she is and should try harder in school, because when she finally does have faith in herself, it’ll pay off.

Tagging whoever else wants to do this - it’s cold and rainy (here at least) and we could all use a day of warm socks and procrastinating with asks, honestly.

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