#«soup bowl

[the-broken-soup-spoon]

what if he just fucking explodes

[lschmidtartblog]

Local neglected demon baby wants noodles. Please feed him

[beardedmrbean]

[gayestpiano]

i made a playlist of song titles in chronological order

update/disclaimer: not all of the songs on the playlist are in these screenshots! i think it would've been too many pics but the link is there if you want to see all of them. i've also added dozens of suggestions from other users since posting this so these screenshots are outdated

[trek-tracks]

Star Trek food replicator that for maximum efficiency also makes all dishware and utensils edible so mess hall scenes occasionally feature Spock casually picking up and eating his plate

McCoy having a cup of coffee and then stuffing the cup in his mouth

Kirk absently chewing on a fork and then realizing with annoyance that he's not finished using it so he needs to replicate another one

[esprei]

happy halloween! 🎃👻🍜

[eggplantlive]

Nale breaking down into ugly tears over the worst song he’s ever heard from Kaladin Stormface is perhaps the funniest thing of all time when you realize Kaladins backup plan was either to die, or make that fuckass crawfish boil

Grown ass man btw

[everythingwithwasabi]

Vegan Kimchi Noodle Soup

[artwins]

gone snipin'

[morganbritton132]

Eddie held his hand out to Steve and handed him a bug once and Steve has never trusted anything Eddie has tried to give him since. He tried to hand him some gum that he asked for and Steve said, “Sit it on the table.”

[the-broken-soup-spoon]

ding dong ding dong the food's done

we got:

- sad little heart (heart)

- angry cybernetic brain (mind)

- and cynically indifferent ghost with a trident (soul)

these took forfuckingever i'm only half proud

a smidge of shitposty stuff below (mostly with heart and mind)

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i gave them names for fun, but y yyou can still call them what they are. i mean. i do sometimes.

heart - romeo

mind - othello

soul - prospero

whole's design is in the works unfortunately but hey at least we have these three fucks so YAHOOOO

they are so ghastly <3

[mooncaps]

The Bowling for Soup single "1985" was released on July 27th, 2004, which is 19 years ago today, and if you can do some quick math, you've already worked out that the year 1985 was 19 years before 2004.

In other words, we've officially hit the point where the song "1985" is now as dated as the things it was referencing.

[daily-beau]

Day 51: Soup him

[xeemaee]

Look at my daughter I’m so proud of her

[taxinealkaloids]

behold hitherto unposted htn doodles! harrow+her terrible mentor, harrow+her terrible roommate