#« ( Heidi ) » HC.

[volturissideslut]

Omg i really need this

How would the guards including Heidi if its possible react to their mates pulling them a break up prank

And the poor guards doesnt realise its a prank cause reader is very good at acting serious

Head canons🖤

𝖁𝖔𝖑𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖎 𝕲𝖚𝖆𝖗𝖉

Jane hates pranks, especially ones like these. She just thinks that they're not funny. Now she doesn't care much when it happens to others, but her?? She's genuinely upset with you and want's a bit of space. You'll have to apologise to her and mean it because this could actually damage your relationship for the short term.

Alec wouldn't find it funny either, but doesn't want space like Jane. It scares him, the thought of you leaving him, and he breaks a little on the inside. For a while his mind races and he will need some reassurance. If you didn't feel guilty then you sure do now.

Demetri get's defensive. No, he doesn't want to break up, but you've activated his fight of flight response and he's ready to pick an argument now. He'll say things he doesn't mean but so will you, and eventually you two will make up but not before giving eachother the cold shoulder for a while.

Felix is hurt. He's incredibly hurt. Don't get me wrong he's annoyed and irritated too but the main thing that comes across is hurt. He'd ask what he did wrong, what happened between you two. (If you don't apologise to him rn i swear to god.) And yes, he's strong, he's a warrior, he's capable of ripping a mans head off his shoulders in half a second. But this isn't work it's personal. Why would you do this to him?

Heidi is another one to have a hot flash of arguments and then give you the cold shoulder. When all is said and done she still wants to spend her eternity with you, but what happened in that moment upset her. She'll make you swear to never pull any shit like this again

[brokenmercy]

Some low effort notes on nat’s place in the school! She spends most of the time in the library due to hard to manage anxiety (when she’s not working from home), but that doesn’t stop the universe from forcing her to get to know people

[hunnysnoops]

South Park Music HCs

What music I think the South Park characters would listen to.

Stan ✰ Kyle ✰ Kenny ✰ Cartman ✰ Wendy ✰ Bebe ✰ Heidi ✰ Tweek ✰ Craig ✰ Butters

With Spotify links!

Stan Marsh

Artists:

Radio Head

Siouxsie and the Banshees

Crywank

She Wants Revenge

System Of a Down

Slipknot

The Front Bottoms

Favourite Songs:

Atoma- Dark Tranquillity

Smokey Eyes- Lincoln

F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X- The Fall of Troy

Mr Grieves- Pixies

Misc:

Generally angsty

Gets embarrassed of his taste when he’s put on aux

He probably likes 90s dad rock

Whenever Stan listens to ‘System of a Down’ Cartman calls him ‘Syndrome of a Down’

Likes The Front Bottoms purely because he relates

Kyle Broflovski

Artists:

Dan Mangan

The Cure

Echo & the Bunnyman

Blur

Weezer

Billy Idol

Favourite Songs:

I Love You- Fontaines D.C.

Troubled Mind- Dan Mangan

The Killing Moon- Echo & the Bunnymen

Jumping Someone Else’s Train- The Cure

Candy- Paolo Nutini

Misc:

Cartman calls him a virgin for listening to Weezer

If he’s playing his music around you, he’ll sneak glances at you to see if you like it

Definitely has a poster for The Cure in his bedroom

Refuses to use Bluetooth headphones

Kenny McCormick

Artists:

Eminem

Outkast

Ini Kamoze

Car Seat Headrest

Cypress Hill

Limp Bizkit

Green Day

Favourite Songs:

Hits from the Bong- Cypress Hill

Sexy Drug- Falling in Reverse

Deadlines (Hostile)- Car Seat Headrest

Take A Look Around- Limp Bizkit

Misc:

Watches clips of Woodstock 99 on YouTube

Plays his music so loud that it spills through his headphones and gets weird looks for it

Listens to Taylor Swift and Sabrina Carpenter with his little sister

Eric Cartman

Kanye West

T-Pain

Lady Gaga (we all saw this coming)

Rihanna

Black Eyed Peas

Oliver Tree

Pitbull

Favourite Songs:

Church- T-Pain, Teddy Verseti

Meet Me Halfway- Black Eyed Peas

I Can’t Stop- Will Smith

Bury Me Alive- Oliver Tree

Happiness is a Butterfly- Lana Del Rey

Misc:

Strikes me as the type of guy who doesn’t really listen to music

Unironically likes Oliver Tree (His music and him as a person)

Rips on everyone for their music but won’t tell them who he listens to

Lip syncs to Wiz Khalifa while flexing in the mirror

Listens to T-Pain and Will Smith to make him feel tough

Prefers podcasts

Wendy Testaburger

Artists:

The Shins

Gwen Stefani

Hozier

Grizzly Bear

Nelly Furtado

Olivia Rodrigo

Elliot Smith

Favourite Songs:

Swan Upon Leda- Hozier

Lacy- Olivia Rodrigo

Stand By Me- Ben E.King

Vienna- Billy Joel

Pocketful of Sunshine- Natasha Bedingfield

Misc:

Thunder makes her think of stan so she skips it

Relates to Vienna and probably got a small tattoo for it after she graduated

Probably has an eclectic taste and loves 2010s pop

Lets everyone else play their music while she’s driving and never complains

Stares at her ceiling and listens to Elliot Smith when she’s sad

Gets ready listening to y2k pop songs

Bebe Stevens

Artists:

Jungle

Wild Belle

Dominic Fike

Kesha

Avril Lavigne

Justin Bieber (baby era)

MGMT

Favourite Songs:

Feet Don’t Fail Me Now- Joy Crookes

Back On 74- Jungle

Memory Box- Peter Cat Recording Co.

Keep You- Wild Belle

Beauty And A Beat- Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj

Ur So Gay- Katy Perry

Misc:

Hates sad music, she’ll force herself to listen to USHER during a breakdown

Picky about her music, if someone plays a song she doesn’t like she’ll definitely skip it or complain until someone else does

Mentioned she liked Justin Bieber and then got in an argument with Cartman because of it

Never lets Clyde near the speaker

Screams Ur So Gay at the top of her lungs when it comes on

Heidi Turner

Artists:

Jack Johnson

Syd Matters

Daughter

Fleet Foxes

Rainbow Kitten Surprise

Noah Kahan

Of Monsters and Men

Favourite Songs:

Open Season- High Highs

To All of You- Syd Matters

Two Weeks- Grizzly Bear

Sitting, Waiting, Wishing- Jack Johnson

Sisyphus- Andrew Bird

Blue Ridge Mountains- Fleet Foxes

Misc:

Loves going for walks while she listens to music

Sends you songs that remind her of you

Listens to every song you send her and tells you what she likes about it

Hums when she has her headphones in without realising

Her and all of her friends love Noah Kahan

Tweek Tweak

Artists:

Billie Holiday

Billie Marten

Johann Sebastian Bach

Claude Debussy

Ludwig van Beethoven

Foals

Connie Francis

Favourite Songs:

Who’s Sorry Now- Connie Francis

Cello Suite No. 1 in G Minor- Johann Sebastian Bach

Méditation from Thaïs- Jules Massenet

Bad Apple- Billie Marten

The Lark Ascending- Ralph Vaughan Williams

Misc:

I actually think he would hater Hyper-Pop

Prefers slow/classical/instrumental songs

Listens to a lot of white noise, really specific ones like ‘Heavy Rain in Autumn Fairy Forest 9 hours’

Musical prodigy, plays piano and cello

Craig Tucker

Artists:

Nirvana

Hole

No Doubt

Foo Fighters

Pulp

Arcade Fire

Jeff Buckley

Favourite Songs:

Common People- Pulp

Malmo- Mook

Forget Her- Jeff Buckley

The Pretender-Foo Fighters

Dumb- Nirvana

Misc:

Made one playlist in eighth grade and never listens to anything else

Thinks Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain

Hates TikTok music, like genuinely.

Somewhat of a gatekeeper

Butters Stotch

Artists:

She & Him

Blonde

Kate Bush

Dolly Parton

Regina Spector

The La’s

The Mama’s and the Papa’s

Favourite Songs:

You’ll Never Find Another Love Like Mine- Lou Rawls

In the Summertime- Mungo Jerry

Hey, Lucky Lady- Dolly Parton

The Tide is High- Blondie

Why Do You Let Me Stay Here- She & Him

Don’t Let The Good Life Pass You By- Cass Elliot

Clay Pigeons- Michael Cera

Misc:

Songs absentmindedly all the time, annoys the hell out of everyone

Quotes the songs he listens to

Developed choreography in middle school and still remembers it

Asks people if they’ve heard a super popular song that’s all over the radio and social media out of genuine curiosity

Anyways, that’s all I got for now. Re log or comment what you think they’d listen to bc I’m genuinely curious, thanks for reading!

Also it literally took hours to add all of those Spotify links so I hope you got something out of this! they wouldn’t let me add more than 100 :/

[twilightishot]

“Yes, they do look rather juicy.” - Heidi

[fennecfiree]

Craig has a big ass forehead

Clyde is scared of skibidi toilet

Red is an art kid

Tweek needs a nightlight to sleep

Cartman is constantly singing for no reason.

Craig uses tumblr

Kyle has one, very simple word that he cannot figure out how to pronounce.

Tweek has insomnia

Kyle is oblivious to any and all romantic interest someone may show him.

Butters hates crabs

Kyle breaks through Stans window randomly at 3am when hes bored

Stan likes making kyle laugh

Jimmy loves sonic

Butters is a horrible liar.

Wendy is a cat person.

Bebe steals other peoples clothes.

Mr garrison is not good with social cues.

Cartman reads ao3.

Heidi is afraid of doing anything without other peoples permission.

Clyde speaks only in meme references.

most of these are from this website

[maslosstuff]

Some of my Rc9gn au or headcanons

Mcfist doesn’t remember Howard’s name so they refer to him as ninja sidekick or fat redhead kid

Randy had flexibility skills even before being the ninja (Doing homemade parkour stunts)

Heidi and Howard parents are divorced and stay with the parent they dislike

Heidi and Howard make exchanges with each other but both don’t keep their end of the bargain (rare if they do)

If Howard didn’t know Randy identity he would’ve been a villain (like Harry Osborn)

Theresa and Heidi are besties like Howard and Randy

Heidi and Debbie have a rivalry with one another before it get squashed and they learn to respect each other

Howard thinks Julian is a posier (which is why he’s not fond of him)

After merging with evil Julian regular Julian now has heterochromia

Theresa while not fond of Howard do thinks he’s funny

If Randy wasn’t picked as ninja Theresa would’ve been the next option

Morgan and Bash don’t get along at all but do love to make fun of Viceroy

Morgan may have an attraction to Howard (he doesn’t know that as she’s wearing a disguise)

Ninja suit acts like a symbiote so when Howard wore it he became a jerk (then usual)

Mac Antfee cut off McFist arm

[everythingwasnormalhere]

Okay okay so I’m not sure if anyone’s asked this but do you have any cool facts/headcannons about the characters that you’d like to share?

hmm idk if you mean them in general or the DPau specifics? assuming it's my main au but if not just tell :D

every piercing the characters have? you can assume kenny made them and you'll almost surely be right XD

butters and stan were in the goths at the same time at one point :3

ike joined the goths like a month after stan left them, tricia and karen literally dragged him out of there ("stop corrupting our computer nerd you assholes!")

firkle still hangs out with TaTI (tricia and those idiots) even after that XD

butters craig and kenny = autistic communication

bebe = straightest-looking lesbian queen

wendy = aroace icon

plural cartman canon ( @richierambles your fucking cult 😔 /aff )

carol (paraguayan) and laura (peruvian) used to share tea in spanish when their kids were little, due to this craig and kenny had playdates often :) this eventually stopped tho :(

timmy gets an AAC on his teens and he's suddenly one of the kids who cuss more in the whole school (slay)

he gets in trouble with PC principal for saying the c and r slurs (timmy like ".-. dude u dumb fr")

most of the CD songs are sung by stan but butters has sung 3, jimmy 1 and kenny 2 :)

jimmy often helps with the lyrics but he doesn't like singing as much

ike plays baseball at some point

death-caused chronic pain kenny!!!

kenny likes drawing :3

butters and heidi being vent buddies (they both fucking hate cartman)

karen stealing kenny's parka when it doesn't fit anymore

late night calls between stan and kyle<3

actually stan just texting/calling kyle whenever he can't sleep

clyde becoming a bit insecure about his weight since when he's selected as the 2nd fattest kid in school

autistic craig

creek hanging out in a gap under the stairs at school when either of them gets overwhelmed

clyde venting to tweek about stuff (mainly his mom's death but a bit of everything) and tweek being surprisingly good at listening<3

jimmy being friends with literally everyone at school

nichole being the same (legally impossible to hate her<3) (inspired by my incredibly nichole-coded classmate)

tolkien, stan, red, wendy and craig play Brawl Stars because i say so :3

[sheree-says-stuff]

What are your favorite South Park headcanons? 🖖🏻

It took me ten million years to respond to this because I don't really have SP headcannons (besides my AU fics) so I had to make a list!

ALSO THANK YOU FOR ASKING, I LOVE GETTING ASKS!!!!

Kyle

i'm an average-height kyle truther. he's no shorter than 5'9" but no taller than 5'11".

horror movie fanatic but probably threw up while watching midsommar (and never finished it).

^ also a giant Scream fan. owns so much ghostface merch.

probably chubby.

straight as a board. he is so heteronormative, it's not even funny.

favorite bands are Bloodhound Gang and Insane Clown Posse but his guilty pleasure is Conan Gray (and cartman makes fun of him for it)

insomniac. bro CANNOT sleep ‼️

Kenny

tall kenny is the only valid take for me. he is 6'2" for sure and he uses his height to be intimidating when he wants to be.

when he's older, he moves to Italy with Cartman (don't ask how either of them afford it, just go with it)

he for sure writes fics about himself on a burner account.

is really good at school without having to study. naturally quick to learn.

is straight but will do anything for money (hey, $20 is $20!)

can talk to the dead and/or supernatural. can tell when ghosts are around.

COVERED in scars

Stan

short and skinny. i'm talking 5'6".

idkw but i imagine him being mexican, or at least partially mexican.

chronically depressed (and probably has OCD) but not an alcoholic or substance user.

hates weed because he grew up on a weed farm.

you cannot convince me that he doesn't watch Family Guy.

will sleep anywhere in any position.

closeted bisexual.

Cartman

is really good at playing instruments, becomes a famous lead singer in a pop band

is actually really intelligent but refuses to apply himself in school.

sent to boarding school, came back unrecognizable

football player, probably a quarterback

i really like the intersex cartman theory

doesn't believe in evolution or science

probably has a lot of trauma

Other characters:

Butters is blind in one eye from the Weapons episode

Butters is also extremely Type A as he grows up

Wendy, Heidi, Nicole, and Bebe don't have social media for feminist reasons

Jimmy can rap better than Eminem

Tweek loves true crime but is scared of FNaF

the only person who loves b@relyhuman more than Tweek is Craig

[southparkhcs]

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[cringelordofchaos]

Heidi Turner HCs!

I LOVE HER SM and i DONT talk enough about her tbh

dislikes social media

has major depressive disorder, which led her to feel out of place and pushed away by society, and since she didn't feel like she belonged anywhere she started hating herself/ being unsure of who she was, or what she even wanted, which is why she came to be so gullible and easy to change and manipulate, its because she wasn't sure or confident in herself

before she started dating cartman, she would mask her depression. even though she was one of the popular girls who 'got along with everyone',, and cared about her reputation (which is why i think she was judgemental towards Marjorine in Marjorine), she still felt out of place but she would hide it and pretend she was fine and content. but she never had a best friend and she desperately craved some form of close bond which she would later get from Cartman.

listens to liana flores (self projecting ....) + relates to her (especially the song "recently,")

strongly inclined to listen to her emotions and follow her heart (canon), high empathy

her deep insecurity and lack of self-confidence is also what led her to be so defensive about her relationship with cartman, because she didn't want to be proven wrong about her decisions cuz that would only make her a "worse " person and yeah (pretty much canon)

big animal rights activist!! and an animal person too

canonically Irish, i like to think she and her parents lived in Ireland when she was much younger until they moved to Colorado but she barely remembers anything, they still sometimes visit Ireland for holidays to see her grandparents. (and i also like to think her grandma taught her how to cook and how to knit, and knitted her hat)

after she got changed by Cartman, she started drifting apart from all her friends, and even when she and Cartman broke up she still doesn't have the best reputation and she lost a lot of bonds, so she started feeling out of place AGAIN even after she broke it off with him... but she knows it's for the best.

nature lover and tree hugger, obsessed with flowers

i think her family is a bit more traditional one, and that her dad is the typical really tough strict emotionally invulnerable overprotective masculine father figure that would be like "NO BOYFRIENDS UNTIL YOU'RE 97 YEARS OLD WITH 42 GRANCHILDREN"

just a really good and kind person deep down and nothing can really change that

after her break up with cartman she started feeling guilty for the person she became and sorta pushed others away because she felt as if she didn't deserve them ?

girl needs to have an independence arc and learn not to solely rely on others reaffirmations. she needs to be sure of herself and love herself without needing others. but i also think she deserves friends and support

plays the flute

has a pet bunny !!! and is also kinda obsessed with butterflies

friends with stan

for a bit after she broke up w eric she would usually sit alone during lunch. wendy at one point noticed this and despite all the other girls thinking they should probably stay away from her / shes not worth it / let her be, wendy decided to sit next to her and be the friend she needs

at one point when she comes more to terms with who she is she gets a pixie cut !! i also like to think her hair is curly / really wavy and healthy

feels at most peace when shes out in nature

loves windy and colder weather

i also like to think she befriends Nichole at one point !! (since they're both sorta flower themed, in TFBW Nichole's room is flower themed and she also has flower hair clips)and /... thats pretty much my only reason lulz. I like to think of her, nichole and wendy as a trio !! idk i feel like all of them are some of the kindest characters in the show, i'd like to see them as friends

at one point develops a slighttt childish crush on wendy, but she tries not letting it get to her head

she felt as if she didn't fit in, maybe she even felt as if she wasn't wanted .

has no phone (i mean. she canonically threw it away)

sends letters to her grandparents, since they're getting pretty old she's a bit afraid they'll die soon -

likes to paint and draw sometimes but she doesn't think she's good at it

Before, she would sometimes pretend she was something she wasn't cuz she thought that would make her feel less isolated, and maybe she'd be more comfortable if she was anyone but her. But as she's been healing, and been away from Cartman, learning about herself and what she truly loves doing, and learning to love herself, she doesn't feel the need to pretend about much anymore, which actually happened to make her more genuine and people took actual interest in being her friend (even if she wasn't exactly as popular as she was before) (PS i have no idea what actually canonically happened to her after Splatty Tomato so uhh this might contradict canon)

has a ton of plants in her house she takes care of

not really interested in cheerleading if she's entirely honest

Raised Roman Catholic (actually, i just checked the fandom wiki (extremely reliable source, i know) and it's canon apparently)

Sometimes dresses like an old grandma but she doesn't care

"cats or dogs?" "both!!!!"

bookworm

she feels SO SO guilty about all the things she's said and done to Kyle, and at one point apologizes, but lets him know she doesn't expect his forgiveness, she just wants to let him know he really didn't deserve any of that and that she still feels bad and tries explaining why she left him in Doubling Down but let him know it still didn't justify anything. I have no idea how Kyle reacts but I think if he saw how genuine she was he'd (maybe somewhat hesitantly at first??) let her know he understands, and there's no point in holding grudges yada yada. I don't think they would really hang out much afterwards, and especially i dont think theyd date again, but i dont think theyd be on bad terms forever

even after she breaks up with Cartman and begins a vegan diet again, while she stops being obese she's still a bit chubby

flora and fauna NERD !!!!!

Has private flute lessons (that she impermanently dropped when Cartman told her it was a bunch of bullshit she didn't need, but after she broke up with him she took it up again)

Never talked about her issues to her parents before, but at one point breaks it down to them all at once and they let her know they love her and she should talk to them if there's anything troubling her, and they'd never be mad about her having negative emotions, and that they're not mad about her not telling them earlier. They even ask her if she wants therapy, but she lets them know she thinks she's getting better and doesn't need it. but they let her know she can have it if she wants to.

when she was younger her hair used to be straight up blonde but it darkened with age

wasn't romantically attracted to cartman, she cared about him like she did about everyone and relied on him to reaffirm her sense identity but both were faking their interest in the other, though Heidi truly thought she had a crush on him at first, and stayed with him so he wouldn't kill himself even though he was a horrible boyfriend to her.(in anothr hc, she did really love him that way. idk man i think multiple interpretations make sense depending on how you look at it.)

this guy's her half brother

has a few freckles on her cheeks

favourite colours are pink and green

[heiditurnerofficialz]

Heidi, what do you think of Cartman?

“Uhm… hes… i think he can be a good person he just doesnt… i dont know.”

[leobebestevens]

what if i went all millennial on you and presented you with sp kids and their hogwarts houses....TOO LATE!!!! (these r just my opinions no one hate me pls) also im a Slytherin

Stan: Gryffindor. Idk what else to say, just Gryffindor. I could also see him being a Hufflepuff to be honest.

Kyle: Slytherin. He's ambitious, determined, and has that most likely to succeed vibe.

Kenny: Gryffindor. He's quiet but brave and I think he's funny and chaotic just a lil bit.

Cartman: I hate to say it, but as a Slytherin, he is a textbook Slytherin. I could also see him being a Gryffindor.

Butters: THIS IS SO BASIC but Hufflepuff. He's extremely loyal even when people fuck him over. He also is very hardworking and sweet even though he's kind of a dick.

Wendy: SLYTHERIN!!!!! Imagine Kyle, Cartman, and Wendy all being in the same house and almost killing each other. Beautiful.

Bebe: My beautiful Gryffindor girl<3

Clyde: Hufflepuff. For sure Hufflepuff.

Tolkien: Ravenclaw. In pursuit of knowledge on how to steal Kyle's hoes.

Craig: I think Ravenclaw. It might be the autism, but I really see him learning a lot just for fun.

Tweek: Gryffindor. He may have crippling anxiety, but he's also a pretty aggressive dude, which gives Gryffindor to me. (sorry to all of the soft uwu Tweek people but I dont care)

Heidi: Miss "I can change him" is a Hufflepuff. Nuff said.

Nichole: Ravenclaw. Very smart.

Jimmy: Hufflepuff. Charismatic, everyone likes him.

[nvrcmplt]

When a Hellhound howls, it isn’t for humanity to shiver in fear, but those of demonic origin that have escaped Hell without the right. Hellhound’s are hunters, yes, they are demons, yes - but most of all, they are Jailors of the dead. They hunt down escaped souls, they collect the dead, they pass through the living until its time to drag them to Hell for them to be judged. They are monsters with the nigh ability to hunt until they perish - which is a very, very long time.

One scent can never be forgotten by the beasts of paw and fangs. They are equipped with abilities and methods to drag the biggest of foes to the most exclusive back below. They are never far behind their targets to drag home and there is no real relief in ‘escaping’ them as they will track their prey down. Be it in years to come, or the next day after escape. Hellhounds live up to their names of being Hounds. 

Once one canine has your scent, the pack will follow.

[troublcmakcrs]

In Tweek's teen years, his parents kept him on an even shorter leash than they did before, mostly due to the psychotic break he suffered at 13, as a result of prolonged meth use. (And their constant gaslighting of him, making him doubt his reality, certainly didn't help, either.) They, of course, dressed it up like they were trying to protect him, but the fear was that because he was often dissociative and spouting seemingly random bullshit that he would eventually spit out something that would incriminate them. Or people would realize how sick he was and insist on taking him from them.

In fact, the prospect of being taken from them was one that they often held over his head to scare him into silence, to take better care at masking some of his symptoms.

He was allowed to stay in middle school, but at 15, in their first year of high school, he and Craig got into the extremely bloody, violent fight that earned them both a trip to the hospital and led to their final breakup. This was done for a variety of reasons, mostly to keep him away from Craig and because they trusted him to be away from them even less now. The fight with Craig was instigated in the Tweaks' kitchen, when both of the adults were out of the house for business, and they came back to find the place trashed and decided, okay, no more of that.

The Tweaks insisted that they were homeschooling Tweek, but they... weren't, really. They stationed Tweek as a full-time employee in their coffeeshop and pretty much ignored the schooling curriculum entirely. (Tweek was never going to be away from them, so why would he need it? They would take care of him.) Which means most high school knowledge, things people take for granted and consider "common sense," gets lost on Tweek sometimes.

Being pulled from high school also leads Tweek to being somewhat emotionally & developmentally stunted, as he was not socialized properly with the rest of his peers. Instead of getting to chat with them at lunch and whatnot, he was working and being coddled by his parents and trying to find ways to cope with his ever worsening mental health. This sheltering has put him very behind, and he struggles to make it in the adult world on his own, or relate to a lot of adult problems, finding himself very overwhelmed by the prospect of... just about anything that came much easier for his peers (going back to school, driving, getting an apartment, etc).

That is not to say, though, that he has no friends at all during that time. While maintaining a conversation with teen Tweek is often... difficult, some days are better than others, and it's possible to find him a little brighter and more willing to engage.

Thanks to Heidi (@angstbullshit), he gets dragged into the Goth Kids' group and can sometimes be witnessed sporting the fashion when he feels up to putting effort into his appearance. He is not a permanent fixature in the Goth Kids' group, often dips in and out of it, and is only really there for Heidi, but he likes the others well enough. Of all of them, Heidi keeps in touch with Tweek the most, sometimes running away from her stints in the mental hospital just to see him, either in Tweek Bros. Coffeehouse or tapping on his bedroom window. (She scares the everloving shit out of him every time she does the latter.)

Then, Clyde & Kenny of @howdyneighborr visit him regularly at the coffeeshop as well. Clyde strikes up at least small talk with Tweek when he's working the front, and Kenny, because his family supplies the meth that the Tweaks use, often delivers it in order to be able to talk to Tweek in the back room. Where exactly Tweek is working in the coffeeshop depends on where his mental health is at on that particular day, which means Kenny often sees him in a much worse state than Clyde does.

Tweek is not completely isolated during this time, just mostly. But it's unrealistic to say that he's entirely alone, even if he can sometimes feel that way.

[p1nk-bitch]

Heidi Turner hc

[fennecfiree]

Just posting this so i can remember how I draw them LMAO

South park heights, weights, and body types

Cartman: 90lbs (canon), 4'10, fat

Kyle: 83lbs (canon), 4'2, chubby

Tweek: 48lbs (canon), 4'5, skinny

Craig: 45lbs (canon), 5'0, skinny

Stan: 60lbs, 4'6, average

Kenny: 41lbs, 4'5, skinny

Butters: 58lbs, 4'3, average

Tolkien: 62lbs, 4'9, fit

Clyde: 85lbs, 4'3, chubby

Jimmy: 61lbs, 4'6, average

Wendy: 63lbs, 4'8, fit

Timmy: (not counting his wheelchair) 56lbs, 4'5, average

Scott: 82lbs, 4'5, chubby

Heidi: 79lbs, 4'3, chubby

Bebe: 63lbs, 4'6, average

Red: 45lbs, 4'9, skinny

Nichole: 58lbs, 4'4, average

Annie: 63lbs, 4'7, average

Nelly: 44lbs, 4'1, skinny

Bradley: 45lbs, 4'3, skinny

Kevin: 64lbs, 4'8, average

Pip: 42lbs, 4'6, skinny

Henrietta: 158lbs, 5'3, fat (I think she's like 12 so we're going off of that for the rest of the goth kids)

Michael: 119lbs, 5'9, skinny

Pete: 132lbs, 5'4, average