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Kenny forgot to take his parka's hood off when they went to the beach and got a sunburn. The sunburn was shaped like his parka's hood opening

this poor boy...

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Headcanon: Kyle's room.

Kyle between the ages of 17 and 18.

— Kyle's blankets always smell nice. When he was a child, Sheila used to change his bed linens weekly so that Kyle would always sleep feeling completely clean.

As a teenager, Kyle got into the habit of doing it himself.

In fact, Kyle's blankets are super thick and comically large. But... not his pillows, he hates pillows that are too full (they give him neck pain).

— His windows have one of those curtains that prevent the sun from shining into the room during the day, although he always leaves a space so that he can wake up with the sun shining on his face in the morning.

The little table next to the bed has two drawers for the stuff that Kyle gave up on tidying up. An outlet for his charger and a picture of his entire family.

— When he started to get more interested in books (between the ages of 13 and 17), Kyle created a corner in his room to read, near the bookshelf. There's a faux fur rug and a large ottoman to sit on, the lampshade Gerald insisted on so he wouldn't develop vision problems.

— And of course he has a peg to hang his at least seven different types of sweaters and cardigans. A mirror (because Kyle has to make sure he's dressed right before he goes out somewhere) and some sneakers in the corner.

His closet may or may not be a complete mess, depending on his good mood and time on his hands (or his mother's scoldings).

— His computer desk has honorable mentions of his favorite works and bands from the 70s, either in the form of posters or small decorations he's received as gifts from friends over the years. A calendar and his whiteboard (supposedly made to help him stay organized) are filled with doodles of Stan, Kenny and Cartman.

Some of his school notebooks got lost among the books he hadn't managed to put away on the bookshelf in the reading area, and he probably won't get around to it for a while.

There's an abandoned guitar propped up right there.

Polaroids of his friends, but mostly of him and Stan, decorate the wall, but the picture of Ike has the most privileged space on the table.

— Kyle's favorite item, however, is the record player he got as a gift from Gerald. His father used to listen to it in his office at work, but decided to give it to his oldest son when he noticed his collection of albums by ABBA, The Smiths, Queen and other bands that grandfather's like to listen to.

— The Einstein poster is now stuck on the door, hidden along with all the other renowned thinkers Kyle admires because of the backpack that hangs on a hook.

...Oh, and Sheila forced him to have plants there. She saw, somewhere on the internet, that plants help to air out the room.

The main light in the room is white, but Kyle hid a string of lights between the walls to have one of those yellowish lights when he didn't want to get headaches from the bright lighting.

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hi what kind of stuff would a high school age kyle have in his room? i need ideas i'm uncreative with setting/background

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Headcanon: Halloween.

Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny have a competition — during Halloween — to see who has the best costume. The logic is simple: Whoever wins the most sweets is the winner.

However, whoever has the least sweets — therefore, the loser — has to eat all the burning sweets (mostly cheap) together.

...Everyone always ends up with tummy ache at the end of the day.

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🚸 South Park HC's:

— Our tumblr page, as it's name says, will post South Park headcanons about the characters every day! Our headcanons will be shared as:

• Text (phrases, ideas, scenarios...).

• Short dialogues.

• Sketches.

• Playlists.

• Edits/moodboards.

• ...and much more!

— We can also share your headcanon too! You can choose if you want to receive credits or if you want to stay anonymous by selecting when send us the ask, right below our bio.

* obs. it's important to say that we don't respost or even tolerate:

• Hateful headcanons (misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic, racist, etc...)

• Problematic headcanons (S.A., incest, pedophilia, etc...).

• Sex headcanons.

• Proships in general.

• Literally any problematic stuff...

— We're not here to judge or block anyone, everyone can enjoy our page — even those who aren't really part of the age rating of the show. Minors can interact with the account, but, those who are 16-, please be very careful with who you interact in the net or in the fandom and the contents that you are consuming. Stay safe.

— Well, still tho, not everyone is welcome here. Please do not interact if you're okay with any kind of discrimination or with most of the list above the previous paragraph.

— And if you're just against headcanons in general, bro, what are you even doing here? Stop being obsessed, it even, breaks your algorithm, you dumbass. Let people have fun and just ignore it, scroll down or block the account if you don't like it.

· ⚠️ Warning!

— Our headcanons for the characters will mainly be about themselves, or about their friendships and family, but it may contain our main ships, because we can, we're a bit biased and we're not very multishipper. So sometimes we will make content of:

• Style (Stan x Kyle).

• Crenny (Craig x Kenny).

• Candy (Cartman x Wendy).

• Bratters/B2 (Bradley x Butters).

• Petweek (Pete x Tweek).

• Clymmy (Clyde x Jimmy).

• Tolkole/Blaniels (Tolkien x Nichole).

• BeRed (Bebe x Red).

• Heidietta (Heidi x Henrietta).

• M2 (Michael x Mike).

• Dip (Damien x Pip).

• Gregstophe (Gregory x Christophe).

• And many others...

— You don't wanna pass hours trying to find the content about your favorite character? Easy! By clicking on the 🔍 right above our pfp, you'll find tags of the four main groups: The Boys, Craig's Gang, The Girls, Goth Kids and The Foreign Kids, each character of all these groups will have their own tag, unfortunately, we can't tag more then 24 characters, so if you wanna find content about any other character besides them, you'll need to find by yourself.

💭 MEET THE ADMS!

— Here, we choose to stay anonymous and mysterious for a while. But, we would like to introduce ourselves so we can interact with you! You can recognize us by our emojis.

🐦‍🔥: he/him — 18y

A normal guy — internally excentric, very passionate 'bout things, considerably chill, be having a few loose screws. Loves birds, 2000s fashion, night-time skies, race karts and hip-hop, rock and jazz music.

🦚: he/him — 18y

May i introduce me as kyle broflovski himself but made by light academia and grandfather clothes from thrift stores, peach tea, elephant gun & a sociology passion. Also my dog's name is Stan!

We hope you enjoy our page!

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