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Casanova (Cheating!Sasuke X AFAB!Reader) - iv

18+ MDNI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CW: reader pregnancy, deadbeat dad activities lmao, homewrecker!reader, cheating, piv sex, oral (f receiving), slight degradation, drinking/drunk Sakura (let my girl live), mentions of masturbation, unhappy family, Sasuke being a breeder, unprotected piv (please use condoms IRL reader is already preggo, okay?) minimal editing tbh, lmk what I missed :p

Word Count: idk I wrote this on my phone lol. maybe like 2-3K words.

AN: Oh, hey guys... this is SO. EMBARRASSING. First time writing in a while. Yes, its been almost a year. No, we won't be addressing my absence. Please go easy on me I'm a little out of practice, I still hope this is enjoyable. I'm still a freak I swear. Okay enjoy, thanks.

The Uchiha household was tense, everyone under the roof could feel it. Sakura would work long hours at the hospital while her beloved daughter would attend school and her husband- who felt more distant now than when he would be off for missions at months at a time- would be off doing gods-know-what. Sakura knew it, Sasuke knew it, and their only daughter knew it- something was going on.

"I just don't know what's been going on with him lately," Sakura sighed, setting her wine glass down on Ino's coffee table, a girls night long overdue. "I mean, I haven't seen him this distant since we were teens. I know he's been through a lot and he's done a lot of work on himself to be more present... I don't know why all that efforts gone away all of a sudden..."

Ino frowned, brows knitted together, she set her wine glass next to Sakura's, the light sound of the two crystal glasses clinking together sounded like a small chime. Ino adjusted her seat, sitting closer to her beloved childhood friend.

"Well what do you mean by distant? I hate to say it but Sasukes kinda... always distant." Ino muttered, recounting in her head the amount of years he had been gone away from Sakura and their shared family.

"Well for starters he's been working late and won't open up about what he's been doing. Secondly, he'll barely say anything at the dinner table, and when he does its one worded. He'll be in his head so whenever I talk to him its like talking to a wall," Sakura's demeanor changed, her pace increasing and her voice shakier and brassy. "He won't look me in the eye, he won't cuddle me in bed, he won't touch me- oh gods..." she cut herself off, fighting back tears that welled in her eyes.

Her throat became dry and tight, quickly Ino picked up the wine bottle and filled Sakura's glass to the brim before the pink haired kunoichi on the couch gulped it down in seconds. After placing the emptied glass back down on the table, Sakura slammed her face into her palms, her elbows sinking into her thighs. Deep breaths through her fingers as she tried regulating her emotions, the alcohol in her system warming up her body and loosening her inhibitions.

"We haven't had sex... in months" Sakura slowly mustered up the courage to confront the lack of intimacy. Ino held her close, Sakura crying softly as her tears hit the blondes exposed shoulder. "I've never felt uglier..."

"Don't say that," Ino grabbed both of Sakuras shoulders, looking her directly in her green eyes. "You are such a beautiful woman and you know it. Sasuke's lucky to call you his." Sakura rolled her eyes, the whites of them an anguished pink.

"You're just saying that."

"Sakura, I'm not." Ino furrowed her brows.

"You're my friend, you have to say it."

"Yeah but that doesn't make it any less true. You have an amazing body, your face is gorgeous, and you always have the softest hair. That's just the physical stuff, you're the strongest woman in the village and you're one of the kindest people I know." Sakura scoffed a laugh, ends of her lips curling up.

"See, don't pretend like you don't know it." Ino softly shoved her shoulder playfully. "If I wasn't married maybe we would end up together, you're a piece of ass" Ino giggled. Sakuras face reddened.

"Ino, you're too much..."

"Or maybe you would've ended up with Lee," Ino trailed off.

Sakura perked up. "What do you mean?"

Ino rolled her eyes, reaching for her wine before reclining back on the love seat. "Honestly, I don't know why you didn't end up together. I mean, he's not as easy on the eyes as Sasuke but I bet he sure knows how to treat a woman. He would probably hang the moon for you."

"... Do you really think so?" Sakura blushed, her palm coming up to press itself against her warm cheek.

"SAKURA!" Ino raised her voice in a coy shock. The pink haired woman's eyes widened, shocked as well by her comment. She reached for her own wine glass, sipping it timidly.

"Seems like I've had too much," she giggled, continuing to finish off her glass.

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Sakura ended up stumbling home drunkenly instead of staying the night at the Yamanaka house like originally planned. She wanted to confront Sasuke, feeling quite rowdy from the bottles of wine the two of them polished off. When she reached the door she fumbled with her keys, the jangling alerting her insomniac husband- who just so happened to be busy with relieving some tension. He quickly clothed himself and opened the door for her.

"What're you doing home, I thought you were spending the night?"

"What? Are you mad that I'm here? Upset?" Sakura accused.

"No, of course not-" Sasuke sniffed the air around her. "Are you drunk?"

"What if I was?" Sakura crossed her arms, stumbling for a second, then leaning against the entry room wall.

"Well, I guess I'm not surprised," He turned to walk away, Sakura quickly grabbing the back of his shirt.

"Hey! I'm talking to you," She pulled him back against her with ease, her hands then running against his shoulders, kissing against his back sensually.

"Don't be so loud, Sarada's asleep." Sasuke whisper yelled. Sakura continued her run her hands along his back. Sasuke sighed heavily, feeling her delicate lips trail all along his back. "What're you up to?" He quickly snapped out of his trance.

"Come on, loosen up." She pushed her breasts against his back, wrapping her arms around his waist as her hands snaked further south. He pulled away, a flustered mess. He turned to face her, face a red blob.

"Whats gotten into you?" He asked, lips pursed and brows knotted. Sakura felt her chest hollow out.

"I'm a piece of ass!" She yelled through grinding teeth. Sasuke shushed her. "Don't shush me, you know its the truth! You're such a prick." She walked past him towards their bedroom. "I can name several people who think the same. I bet they'd actually fuck me if they had the chance."

"Don't be so vulgar, I don't want Sarada to hear you like this."

"Well then say it, say that I'm a piece of ass and I'll be quiet." Sakura stood there, arms crossed tightly against her chest, face stern.

Sasuke stayed quiet, face still hot and red. He felt a burning embarrassment inside his body, unable to open his mouth as he stood there paralyzed. A side of Sakura he'd never seen right in front of him. She frowned then started walking past him.

"Could've gotten lucky tonight... Don't worry, I'm tired anyways. I'm going to bed." Sakura ran her hand along the hall as she neared her bedroom. Sasuke sighed, on her tail. "Where do you think you're going?" She asked, standing in the doorway.

"To bed with you?" Sasuke raised a brow.

"Thats funny," Sakura grabbed the door knob. "You get the couch tonight, don't even think about it." She slammed the door in his face.

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You would've been pissed someone woke you up at 2 am with a knock at your door if you weren't already up, pregnancy bladder is no joke. You had a feeling it was gonna be him, nobody else would've showed up with the audacity to wake a pregnant woman up at such an hour, especially unannounced.

"Good morning," you grimaced at the Uchiha man.

"Good morning..." he responded, running his hand through his hair.

"Well... come in, you're letting the cold air in." He closed the door behind him, locking it. "What is it this time?"

"Sakura's gone crazy." You jumped as your heart sank.

"Y-you told her...?"

"No! She just came home all drunk and started acting really weird."

"Oh, thank goodness... well I'm not a marriage counselor so you'll need to leave, goodnight Sasuke." You turned around to head back to bed.

"Hey wait! I need a place to stay, I don't want to go back home..." He huffed.

"... Then go to Lord Seventh's. Or your office, I don't know what to tell you."

"I cant go to Naruto's, this matter is too personal for him to know about."

"Oh my-" you sighed in frustration. "Fine." You watched as he approached you, his arm sliding along the outside of your arm, he felt the goosebumps on your skin.

"Cold?" he asked in a soft hum. His touch made your skin feel electric. "I can keep you warm," he slowly lowered his face closer to yours. You pursed your lips, your face said one thing but your body was screaming another.

Instead of kissing you he breathed softly against your neck, the warm air making you shiver, his all-seeing eyes watching this effect on you. His arm curved around you and his hand rested against the soft curve of your back. The suddenness of it all made you reach out and slap him across the face, you didn't want to admit how he was making you feel, although you didn't have to say a thing- the both of you knew that what was going to happen next was inevitable.

You pulled away, on a mission to escape. Sasuke reached out and grabbed onto the back of your shirt, a trick he copied from his wife. The wife he left drunk at home alone, in bed alone, with their child alone. Familiarity.

"Don't," he ordered, stopping you dead in your tracks. You drive me crazy." He huffed, it almost sounded like he, Sasuke Uchiha- the last Uchiha, was begging. "I was like this earlier at home, I was thinking of you."

You felt weak all over, ignoring your obvious arousal and chopping it up to pregnancy hormones. But pregnancy hormones won't give you the intense feelings of wanting to and actually fucking the husband of one of your friends.

"W-why did you feel that way? I haven't seen you in weeks..." You asked, back still given to the dark haired man.

"Because I was touching myself thinking of you."

You raised your hand up to your mouth, softly biting the pad of your thumb to stifle a moan at the thought of him fucking his fist to just the thought of you. You slowly turned around, unable to resist him any longer. You wanted to run your hands along his hard chest, and so you did.

"Did you come all the way over here just to tell me this or did you have ulterior motives?" You asked in a sultry voice, swiping his cloak off his shoulders, it hit the group with a soft thump. He sighed, your hands felt delicious on his shoulders, he could only imagine how it would be on his bare skin.

"I knew my chances," his hand resumed its place, although it kept slowly inching lower. "And I liked my odds."

"Sasuke...?" you bit your lip.

"What is it?"

"What is it about me? I know this all started because of that one day fighting that genjustu user, but why continue?" Every day that you watched your stomach get bigger you felt more and more guilt, currently you're at a level you never knew existed, which is ironic when you considered the current scene in front of you.

Part of you still wanted to believe Sasuke was a good person, while it might still be an affair, there's no emotions mixed up on his part- that you know of. However you couldn't say the same for yourself. You craved his touch, and the sound of his voice. You didn't ever know what was going through his head- in fact nobody did. However, you were a different case. It was like you were imprisoned to stay with yourself and exist inside your head daily, you hated who you were and knew exactly how you felt. You liked the attention, the fucking, and although you would never admit to yourself, you knew you loved how fucked up this situation was. The rush was like none other, with the only exception being the sensations that were Sasuke Uchiha.

"Why?" Sasuke asked, a smirk on his mouth and mischief in his eye. "Because you're a piece of ass."

His hand clamped down on your ass cheeks, squeezing it harshly and kneading it with his strong fingers. You moaned, feeling your own erotic secretions start to flow from your pussy to your thigh. Sasuke's appetite was insatiable, he devoured you with his eyes, kissing you with them half lidded, watching as your eyebrows arched as he slipped his tongue into your own mouth.

He swirled the tip of his tongue with yours softly, a moment of gentle before he withdrew it and slammed his lips into yours, his hand still firm on your ass.

"So sexy..." he trailed on, his hand sinking lower to play in the warm slick of your pussy. His rough fingers gathering the wetness that seeped from your hole to slather it against your sensitive clit. The second it made any friction your legs weakened, standing this way wasn't good for a woman as pregnant as you are in this state.

"You always were a piece of ass, but fuck. Never knew you could look even better now that you're carrying my baby." His cock swelled and twitched under his pants, all he wanted to do was take them off.

His hand leapt to grasp around your waist, carrying you like you weighed nothing to your bedroom as you wrapped your legs around him. He laid you down on your bed, pulling your thighs and moving you closer to the end of it, your breathing felt heavier now. Sasuke knelt down, knees planting firmly on the plush rug underneath him.

He traced the outline of your cunt, watching you squeeze your pussy in anticipation of his entrance. He inserted his index and middle finger inside of you, curling them upwards as he pumped in and out of you. Your juice flowed down your ass, Sasuke bent his neck and licked the honey.

You shuddered, biting your lip when his tongue pressed itself against your sensitive clit. He ate you as if there was something inside of you that he wanted to posses, as if you were fuel for his body that desperately craved the sustenance you had to offer. Before you knew it you started grinding your hips against him, pulling on his hair while you threw yourself into his hungry jaws.

His fingers felt like magic, fucking that little spongy spot inside of you until you saw stars, while his greedy mouth continued to make you whimper. You were both panting heavily as the pressure from inside and outside of you became almost unbearable- back and forth, back and forth, in and out, in and out.

You felt yourself rip open into the descent of pleasure, cumming hard on both his fingers and his face. Drops of your arousal squirted out into his mouth, which he held open with his tongue out to collect. You felt your muscles tighten with the blinding a white heat of your orgasm, shouting his name, which to Sasuke sounded like a song.

“So fucking hot… your pussy tastes amazing…” Sasuke mumbled low, his thumb pad still rubbing up against your overstimulated clit.

Your voice sounded rusty towards the end of your cries, Sasuke stood up, looking at your blissful face. Your mouth was slightly agape, belly swollen with his child, your soft thighs quivering, and your hair completely disheveled. He immediately felt drowned in your beauty, his cock hard and swollen. He unbuttoned himself and plunged into you, the initial stretch at your entrance enough to perk you back up after your orgasm. You loved the feeling of his cock inside of you, filling you up as if it had been missing all along.

You opened your eyes back up and were shocked by the look on Sasuke's face, painted with a look you had seen in previous lovers, not an affair partner. You disregarded it as you felt the tip of his dick scratch the familiar itch you experienced anytime he was near. He pumped erratically inside of you, a ravenous energy associated with addicts. Sasuke grunted with a feverish breathlessness, as if the wind was knocked out of him when he first inserted himself inside of you.

“S-Sas…Sasuke…” You whimpered, toes curling while your head spinned.

“You like that, whore?” He teased, stopping his fast pace to instead pump hard and rough inside of you.

His thick cock was hitting every spot you wanted it to, with his heavy balls smacking against your ass. The squelching noises filled the room along with both of your moans.

"So fucking warm..." Sasuke trailed off, his hand harshly squeezing the plush of your thigh.

Your hand trailed underneath your shirt, feeling up your tits, rolling your nipple around between your fingers. Sasuke took notice and quickly ripped it off of you.

"Play with your tits for me..." he ordered. You continued to roll your nipples in circles, this time with only your index finger.

"F-fuck Sasuke.... s-so good..." You stammered. Sasuke kept fucking you, this time at a faster pace, with each thrust harder than the last.

“You look so sexy all full with my child…” Sasuke grunted, his hand caressing your round belly, wandering down to your thigh.

His hand left your thigh and instead traveled to your mouth where he would stick his index finger between your lips. You could taste yourself on his finger, swirling your tongue around it, leaving it wet and messy with your spit. He dragged that finger and placed it on your sensitive nipple, mimicking the same movements you were making on it.

“Pretty tits… They’re getting bigger, aren’t they?” He asked with a smirk, licking his lips as he watched them bounce with each thrust of his cock.

His hips slammed against you over and over again, soft pubic hair nudging against your clit. All the sensations between your pussy and nipples made your head spin, your mouth subconsciously parting for a kiss your stoic lover would not reciprocate. Instead he bent down between your neck and shoulder, inhaling the marvelous and faint scent that came from your body. He moaned in your ear, the ticklish sensations made you clamp around his cock, which twitched in response.

“Fuck- Sasuke! U-use me Sasuke, love feeling your big cock.” You whimpered helplessly and unapologetically, your face burning.

"Such a perfect pussy..." Sasuke grunted, moving at an agonizing pace, the sounds of his skin against yours made you drool. “I swear, it’s the tightest I’ve ever had.”

It felt wrong hearing him talk to you like that, knowing his perfect wife was alone while you're getting stuffed with her husbands cock as he praises your cunt over hers. Some sort of twisted part of you enjoyed it, and you put a little twist in your hips every time he bottomed out inside of you.

He licked up and down your neck, his mouth greedy once again. He bit against your soft skin with a deliciously erotic sensation filling his chest, travelling down to his core, his abs tightened, his orgasm close- yours closer. You tilted your head the other way, exposing more of your tender flesh to him, choking his dick with your walls.

"Fuck... you're going to drain me, aren't you?" Sasuke's breath was hot on your skin again, you could only reply in cock-drunken moans, as if you were the one who had drunk a whole bottle of wine tonight.

"m-mm' gonna cum..." You could feel how wet the sheets underneath you were, soaked with the mixture of both your arousal.

"Cum for me- cum on me." Sasuke demanded. His wish was a command when his hand moved from your nipple to your clit, flicking the wet nub with his rough finger while he pounded into you. His own orgasm coming a lightning speed, filling you with his cum, unafraid doing so due to you already being pregnant by him.

It must be your hormones making your orgasm stronger, as after he finished inside you you still were clamped tight around his cock, moaning and crying out, writhing under his touch. Hot sensations bloomed inside of you, gushing fluids spilling out and onto his still hard cock. Sasuke's own fluids filled you up, the sudden and warm intrusion amplifying your ecstasy even further.

When he pulled out you weren't ready for it, but Sasuke didn't want to stay inside of you, the risk of him continuing to abuse your cunt was too high, and even if he did it was too late in the night for him to carry on.

He picked up your T shirt and wiped his cock with it, cleaning off his cum before turning to you with it. Normally he would’ve just tossed it at you for you to deal with it but as you were lying there helplessly, too fucked out to respond, he felt an odd feeling of pity- or maybe care. He wiped the ejaculate from your pussy, the feeling of the fabric against your sensitive cunt made you whimper loud, Sasuke shushed you almost affectionately.

"Now make some room for me," He huffed softly, tossing the soiled shirt to the corner of the room before getting in next to you and throwing the covers on you both.

You turned the other way, not wanting to look at him yet still leaving yourself exposed.

"When are you leaving?" You murmured, the question made Sasuke frown slightly- not that you could see anyways.

"Before 7."

"Whatever." You shut your eyes and tried catching your breath, slumber slowly creeping back up on you as you accepted your fate to sleep with the enemy right after literally sleeping with the enemy.

While you fell asleep pretty quickly, Sasuke stayed up, unable to stop his mind from going a million miles a second. Why couldn't he just tell Sakura he thought she was beautiful when he could tell you exactly what she wanted to hear? It was ridiculous the way he was acting and he knew it. Sneaking off late at night to avoid the shame and guilt he felt looking his wife and precious daughter in the eyes, blissfully ignorant of the great betrayal he committed against their family. Avoiding sex because he knew what he really wanted was to fuck a pair of twins into you as soon as you gave birth to this one.

He adjusted himself in bed, his hand coming up to gently caress your bump while you slept. He had always wanted to feel your shared baby kick, thoughts of nursery shopping and foot massages always in his head. Something he never got to experience with his wife but so desperately wanted to, especially now with you.

He wondered if maybe all he wanted was to feel connected to his family- to have a family. One he's never hurt, or abandoned yet, he hated how he always felt compelled to run away. He decided what he really wanted was to be a good father to his daughter he never had the chance to bond with, he wanted to right his wrongs.

By now Sasuke was anything but tired, anxiety keeping him wired for hours. He saw your alarm clock read 6:45 AM. He sighed softly, getting out of bed gently to not disturb your sleep. Sasuke crept through your house until he reached your living room, sliding on his sandals and draping his long dark cape over his shoulders.

He reached for your front door knob, quickly stepping through and locking it from the inside, then slamming it shut to lock behind him. When he turned around his blood ran cold, heart dropping instantly as his color drained from his face. His eyes widened as they locked with a pair of shaky green irises.

"...Sasuke?" The pink haired woman asked cautiously, dropping a small basket of vitamins, fruits and teas she was just carrying. "Sasuke... what's going on?"

[lefteagleblizzard]

𝔙𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔩𝔶 𝔰𝔲𝔭𝔭𝔬𝔯𝔱

Mike munroe x male reader

A request that I received from a really nice person here on tumblr: a small idea I liked for a fic if you like the idea as well. Nothing too big, just a fic about Reader and Chris being brothers and constantly nagging each other about their crushes on Ashley and Mike.

I expanded the request a bit, sorry if I went overboard with it. Hope you enjoyed it.

Tags: set before the event of the game. Male reader. He/him pronouns are used towards the reader. Chris and the reader are brothers. Some very quick shifts of pov between characters. Jealousy. Mike and Jess/ Emily are not together in this. Friends to lovers. Mike is a flirt.

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Words count: 4000

Can also be found on wattpad and ao3

For anyone interested, I took inspiration from this clue that you can find while playing as Chris.

The music thumps in the background, a mix of bass-heavy beats and voices blending into a dull roar. You and Chris sit at a small, round table near the back, well out of the action but with a good view of everyone mingling.

"So," Chris says, taking a long, dramatic sip. "You actually spent the whole night staring at Mike. Dude, seriously, you're lucky your eyes didn't burn a hole in the back of his head."

You scoff, leaning back in your chair with a mock sigh. "Like you're any better. When are you actually gonna talk to Ashley? She's cool, she's cute, she's well, out of your league but hey, a guy can dream.”

"Hey, I do talk to her," Chris retorts, feigning offense.

"Uh-huh," you say, raising an eyebrow. "It’s a lot if you can manage to squeak out a sentence before turning red.”

Chris chuckles, crossing his arms. "Fine. Why don't you go up to Mike and tell him what you think? 'Hey, by the way, I've been thinking about how perfect your jawline is all night!’ I'm sure that'll go over great." He did a horrible interpretation of your voice to mock you even further.

You roll your eyes, feeling your cheeks flush just a bit. "First of all, I would never phrase it like that. And second, at least I actually know things about him beyond his favorite book."

"Oh, really? Let's see who knows more about their crush. No cheating. No wimping out. Winner gets bragging rights." Chris leans forward, a wicked grin spreading across his face.

"Bragging rights? How about you admit I'm objectively hotter than you when I win?" you echoed, folding your arms.

"Sure. Whatever fantasy helps you sleep at night," Chris said, grinning as he dramatically cracked his knuckles. “I'll go first since I know you're just dying to hear all the juicy Ashley knowledge."

You chuckle. "Go with your in-depth research, Sherlock."

Chris clears his throat, sitting up straighter. "Fine. For starters, her favorite color is purple."

You make a face, unimpressed. "That's it? You think knowing her favorite color makes you the expert here?"

"Let me finish, smartass. She loves thriller movies. She also has this little habit of chewing on her nails when she's nervous."

You raise an eyebrow, genuinely impressed but unwilling to give him the satisfaction. "Okay, okay, not bad. But that's kid stuff. Let me show you how it's done."

Chris rolls his eyes, clearly not expecting much. "Alright, hotshot. Give me your best Mike trivia."

You sit forward, lowering your voice like you're letting him in on a secret. You have always been good at noticing things. Maybe it was a result of growing up with Chris and when it came to Mike Munroe, your crush, the small things were more than just interesting, they were revealing.

For one, every morning, without fail, he was up before the sun. He’d go for a quick run to stay in shape. You’d always catch glimpses of him at college heading back to his room in a tank top, earbuds in, eyes focused ahead and glimpses of sweat on his forehead.

He had this tough, confident exterior. He wasn’t loud like some of the others in the group. He had a way of using humor to deflect, to keep people from getting too close. You saw it when he’d brush off any talk about specific topics.

And then there were his tastes.

He likes his coffee black. Pretends it's macho. He had a surprising amount of nostalgia in his preferences. You couldn’t forget the time you’ve talked together casually on the lodge, his face lighting up as he talked about his love for old action movies.

Chris raises an eyebrow. "Alright. Maybe you’re better equipped than me. But, let's be real, you wouldn't even know where to start."

"Better than starting with nothing," you counter. "Besides, I could charm him if I wanted to."

Chris raises an eyebrow. "What would you even say?"

You grin, leaning in like you're revealing a grand plan. "I'd just walk up and ask him about his football season. Mention that time he scored the winning touchdown. You instead are hopeless"

Chris nods, pretending to take you seriously. "Oh, sure, because that'll definitely make him swoon. Hopeless? Me?" Chris laughs, leaning back with a smirk. "At least I don't have to worry about being mistaken for a stalker."

You both burst into laughter. For all the banter, you know neither of you would really judge the other for these harmless crushes. It's what makes the night so much fun.

From across the room, you caught sight of Ashley standing awkwardly near a table stacked with half-empty snack bowls and crumpled napkins. She shifted from foot to foot, clearly trying to blend into the background.

"Hey, Romeo. This is your chance," you said, leaning closer and nudging Chris with your elbow.

Chris snapped out of his trance, his head swiveling toward Ashley. His brows furrowed slightly, the corners of his mouth tugging upward in amusement before settling back into a more thoughtful expression.

Chris groaned, dragging a hand down his face. "What am I supposed to do? Walk up and make everything even more embarrassing?"

"News flash: she knows you're a loser," but she clearly likes you anyway. Stop overthinking it. Just go talk to her. Be romantic for once. She loves that whole 'awkward and sincere' thing you've got going on."

"First of all," Chris said, pointing a finger at you, "I'm not awkward. I'm, uh, charmingly self-aware. Second, what if I say something dumb? Or worse, nothing at all? I can't just walk up to her and-"

"You're a coward," you interrupted, shaking your head in mock disappointment.

"Yep," he said, popping the "p" and lifting his cup in mock toast.

You were scanning the room until your gaze landed on Mike Munroe.

He was leaning casually against the wall, drink in hand, chatting with a girl you vaguely recognized from English class. His tuxedo fit him perfectly, tailored in all the right places, the dark fabric catching the light just enough to highlight his athletic build. The black foulard tied loosely around his neck was an elegant touch, a little different from the usual bow ties and neckties most guys wore. His hair was perfectly tousled, like he hadn't even tried but still managed to look effortlessly handsome.

You felt your chest tighten. For a moment, your imagination betrayed you, painting a picture of Mike turning toward you, smiling like he did when he told one of his dumb jokes when he got elected class president. You could almost hear his laugh, warm and inviting, as if it were just for you. But reality snapped back into focus when the girl he was talking to leaned closer.

"Mike would never look twice at me like that." You mumble more to yourself without thinking, unable to keep the disappointment from your voice.

Chris, placed a hand on your shoulder. His touch was light but reassuring. "Don't do that to yourself. You're a catch. If Mike doesn't see that, he's an idiot."

You looked up at him, grateful but unconvinced. Chris stood up, brushing imaginary lint off his jacket. "I'm getting us drinks. Let's make it through the rest of this night together, yeah?"

You nodded, watching as he made his way to the bar. You glance around, your gaze landing once more on Ashley and an idea strikes you. Chris is now far away from your position. It’s your chance to do something.

You stride over to her, flashing a friendly smile, keeping your movements casual so you wouldn't startle her. Her eyes widened slightly when she noticed you, but she relaxed as you softly took her arm.

"Hey," you said, grinning playfully as you gently guided her away from the corner.

Ashley laughed, the sound light and genuine. "What are you doing?" she asked, her voice tinged with amusement but no resistance as you led her toward your table.

"Come on, you can't let Chris and I have all the fun sitting in the corner judging everyone." you replied, glancing over your shoulder with a mock-serious expression.

"That's what you two have been doing all night? Very productive." She scanned the place as you reached the table and she managed to spot Chris at the bar, meticulously mixing something with an unusual level of focus. But then her gaze shifted, catching Mike watching the two of you.

Jaw set, lips pressed into a firm line, eyes tracked the way you gently tugged Ashley along. His gaze lingered on your hand before flicking back up to your face. Lips pressed together in a faint, almost imperceptible scowl, as though something about the sight of the two of you together unsettled him. There was a slight tension in his posture, the way his shoulders seemed just a bit too stiff for someone casually enjoying a party.

Chris returned with two drinks in hand. "Okay, I've done it," he announced dramatically. "The ultimate drink. If you don't like it, I'm never speaking to you ag-" He cut himself off mid-sentence when he saw Ashley sitting at the table, smiling up at him.

"I... uh..." Chris stammered, turning an impressive shade of pink.

"You made this for me?” Ashley asked sweetly, taking the drink from his hand before he could respond. “Thank you, Mr. Bartender."

Chris blinks and he lets out a nervous laugh, giving you a quick glare as he hands the drink to Ashley.

She giggles, taking a sip and you watch as Chris visibly relaxes. They share a smile and there's a warm, unspoken understanding between them, a quiet moment that you can't help but feel a bit envious of.

The music shifts, slowing into a softer, more romantic melody. Couples move onto the dance floor, swaying together in a slow embrace. Ashley’s eyes light up as she turns to Chris, her cheeks flushed with a faint rosy tint from the slight inebriation she feels. "Come on, Chris," she says, tugging at his hand. "Want to go there for a bit?"

Chris's eyes dart to you, searching your face for reassurance, his expression almost apologetic. He's asking, without words, if you'll be okay.

You manage a smile, giving him a nod.

Chris lets out a laugh, his tension melting away as he lets Ashley pull him onto the dance floor. They disappear into the crowd, leaving you alone at the table. You watch them go, feeling a bittersweet pang in your chest as you take in the sight of them together, laughing and smiling, fitting together so effortlessly. Chris fumbling his way through the first few steps before finding his rhythm.

They looked so happy.

And you were here instead, alone at the table, your thoughts inevitably drifting back to Mike.

Chris feels his heart race as he stands on the dance floor, his hands resting lightly on Ashley's waist, her arms draped over his shoulders as they sway to the gentle rhythm of the music. Her gaze meets his every so often, a smile warm and genuine, making him feel like the only person in the room.

"I didn't know you had these moves." she teases, her eyes twinkling.

Chris chuckles, shaking his head. "Oh, trust me, I don't. I'm just doing my best not to crush your toes."

Ashley laughs, her grip tightening on his shoulders as she rolls her eyes. "You're doing just fine. I don't mind if you, you know, relax a little."

"Relax? Yeah, I can... I can do that," he says, voice faltering as he tries to ease into the rhythm, matching her movements as the song continues.

His focus wavers after a while, gaze drifting over her shoulder as he catches sight of his brother sitting across the room at one of the tables with Matt nearby.

There's something off about the way you're holding yourself. You're smiling, sure, even laughing at something Matt is saying, but Chris can tell that the smile doesn't quite reach your eyes. It's the kind of forced expression he's seen on you before, usually when you're trying to act like everything's fine when it really isn't.

Matt, on the other hand, seems entirely oblivious, leaning in a bit too close, his face lit up with that typical over-eager grin. He's almost leaning into your personal space as he chats away, looking way too thrilled to have your undivided attention, his eyes never leaving yours. The proximity feels a bit too familiar, too comfortable, with his arm casually resting on the back of your chair.

Chris feels a pang of protectiveness twist in his gut. He glances around the room, half-expecting Emily to appear and pull Matt back to the dance floor, but there's no sign of her. Instead, he spots her on the far side of the room, tipsy and laughing as she spins around with some stranger she's apparently mistaken for Matt. She's caught up in the music, oblivious to the fact that her boyfriend is practically glued to your side.

Ashley notices his distraction, her gaze softening as she studies him. "Chris?" she asks, her voice gentle, bringing him back to the moment. "Is everything okay?"

He blinks, snapping his attention back to her, guilt creeping in as he realizes he's been distracted. "Yeah, yeah, sorry," he says, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly. "Just... got a lot on my mind."

Ashley smiles, tilting her head as she searches his face. "You sure? You can tell me, you know."

Chris hesitates, glancing around the room one more time. His gaze lands on Mike, who's slow-dancing with the girl in glittering dress. She's leaning against him, her head resting on his chest, but Mike's attention isn't on her.

His eyes are locked in your direction, his brow furrowed and his jaw set in a subtle scowl that's hard to miss. There's a tension in his gaze as he watches you and Matt together. There's a faint scowl tugging at his mouth, a subtle clenching of his jaw that makes it look like he's holding back the urge to step in but doesn't quite know how to act on it. His brows are drawn together and his eyes flick between you and Matt with a guarded intensity.

Chris frowns, glancing back at you. It's clear now that something is brewing beneath the surface, something he doesn't fully understand but can sense all the same. He looks down at Ashley, his expression softening as he makes up his mind.

"Hey, Ash?" he asks quietly, feeling a bit awkward but determined. "Would you mind helping me out with something real quick? I, uh... I owe someone a favor.”

You were mid-laugh at something Matt had said about his latest sports practice when a shadow loomed over the table. You looked up to find Mike standing there, holding his drink loosely in one hand and the other casually tucked in his pocket.

"Hey, Matt," Mike said, his tone light but carrying a subtle edge like he's asking for a favor he already expects to be granted. "Mind if I steal him for a bit?"

Matt's smile falters, and he glances at you, a bit reluctant, as if he doesn't quite want to let go of the moment he's carved out. "Uh... well, we were just-"

"Looks like Emily's about to make out with that guy," Mike interrupted, tilting his head toward the dance floor. "You might wanna handle that before it gets messy."

Matt whipped his head around, his face paling slightly as he spotted Emily drunkenly giggling and leaning far too close to the stranger. "Shit," he muttered, scrambling to his feet. "I'll, uh, catch you later." he says to you, giving you a quick nod before he disappears into the crowd.

"Yeah, sure," Mike said smoothly, his smirk widening as Matt hurried off. You glance back at him just in time to catch a wicked grin flash across his face as he watches Matt weave his way toward Emily.

He turns back to you and without a moment's hesitation, he slides into Matt's now-empty chair, shifting it even closer to yours with an obnoxiously loud scrap of wood against the floor. He dropped into the seat with a satisfied sigh. His arm resting along the back of your chair but soon sliding fully around your shoulders, pulling you closer to him.

The warmth of his body, the faint scent of his cologne, earthy with a hint of spice, made your thoughts scattered like leaves in the wind. From this close, you could see every detail of his face: the light beard perfectly trimmed along his jaw, the sharp angle of his cheekbones, the infuriatingly perfect way his smirk tugged at one corner of his mouth. He was leaning into his persona, that cocky, playful charm cranked up to eleven and it was doing things to your brain you weren't sure you were ready to admit.

"Well, this is cozy," Mike said, his voice low and smooth. "Didn't think Matt was ever gonna leave. Guy's got some stamina for talking, huh?"

You blinked, struggling to form words. "Uh, yeah. He's chatty"

Mike chuckled, the sound warm and teasing "Chatty? That's the nicest way to put it. Bet he's been boring you to death, huh?"

"Not entirely," you said, though your voice was far too shaky to be convincing. "He's enthusiastic."

Mike raised an eyebrow, clearly enjoying how flustered you were. "You're too nice, you know that? If I had to sit through more than five minutes of that guy's rambling, I'd be asleep in my chair."

You laughed, though it came out a little too breathy. "Maybe I'm just better at pretending to be interested."

"Pretending, huh?" Mike's smirk widened. "So, what about me? Are you pretending to enjoy this little moment we're having?"

Your brain short-circuited. "I... I mean, no. I-uh... you're not boring. Definitely not boring."

"Good to know," Mike said, his voice dipping slightly as he leaned in just a fraction closer. "I'd hate to think I was putting you to sleep."

"You're not," you managed to say, your face burning.

Mike grinned, clearly reveling in your flustered state. "You're cute when you're nervous, you know that?"

“I’m not nervous,” you said quickly, though your gaze flickered away from his, betraying you.

“Sure you’re not,” Mike murmured, his fingers brushing just a little too close against your shoulder, the touch lingering for a beat longer than necessary. “What were you and Matt talking about? You looked a little bored." His tone was smooth but there was a faint edge to it now, like he was testing the air.

You noticed the subtle shift in his expression. His jaw tightening just slightly, his eyes narrowing for a fraction of a second as if he didn’t quite like the idea of you and Matt sharing a private moment.

You shrugged, trying to sound casual. "Just sport stuff and his latest victory for his team. He was just being friendly,” you added, trying to sound indifferent.

You didn’t miss the slight tightening of his jaw, the way his eyes flickered just briefly toward the ground before locking onto yours again.

Mike’s lips quirked into a knowing smile, but it didn’t reach his eyes. “Yeah, he looked real friendly.” The smirk that followed didn’t help, pulling at the corner of his mouth as if he was more amused than you thought he should be.

You raised an eyebrow, narrowing your eyes at him. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

For a moment, Mike just stared at you, his expression unreadable. “Nothing,” he said too quickly, the innocence in his voice so forced that you could almost feel the tension cracking around him. The grin stretched wider, like a challenge. “Just saying, if I didn’t know better, I’d think Matt was hitting on you.”

Your breath caught in your throat and a flush of heat spread across your cheeks. You tried to play it off, but there was no denying the way your heart stuttered in your chest. “He wasn’t,” you said quickly, your voice coming out a little more defensively than you intended.

"Either way. Figured I'd come over and I don't know... make the night more interesting for you. Prom only happens once, right? Gotta make the most of it. Besides—” His voice softens, his gaze locking onto yours with a sincerity that takes you off guard. "—I've been waiting for an excuse to spend some time with you."

You swallow, feeling the heat rise to your face as his words sink in. "You have?"

"Yeah," he murmurs, his thumb grazing your shoulder in a slow, deliberate motion. "I mean, I could've come over sooner but you were busy with your brother. Then you were with Matt and I figured, maybe it's time I got a little selfish."

The intensity in his gaze makes it hard to breathe and for a moment, all you can do is stare at him, caught between disbelief and exhilaration. "I... didn't think you noticed me like that," you admit, your voice barely above a whisper.

Mike's grin softens, his hand moving from your shoulder to gently rest on your waist, pulling you even closer. "I notice a lot more than you think," he murmurs, his voice low and husky. "Like how you always look away when you think I'm watching, or how you get that little crease in your forehead when you're trying not to smile too much."

Mike makes a silent note to himself to later thank Chris for the insights he’d shared minutes ago.

You laugh, feeling both embarrassed and overjoyed. "Okay, now you're just showing off."

He chuckles, his arm tightening around your waist as he dips his head a bit closer, his voice a soft murmur. "Can't help it. You’ve got me so close to losing it and you don’t even realize it." His fingers press gently into your side.

“Dance with me,” he murmurs, his voice low and laced with a tenderness that surprises you. There’s a quiet intensity in his eyes, a vulnerability that makes your heart race. “Let me be the happiest guy in this place tonight.”

You feel your pulse race at the invitation, your mind whirling with both excitement and uncertainty. "What about that girl you were with?" you ask, your voice quiet and hesitant, unable to stop yourself from wondering.

Mike's smirk returns, his hold on your waist tightening slightly as he leans in, his voice a soft, almost possessive murmur. "She's not you. You’re the only one I can’t get out of my head.” His voice is rough, coated in something darker.

You meet his gaze, feeling your breath hitch as you search his face, trying to process the weight of his words.

He takes his chance to lean in, his lips brushing softly against yours in a kiss that leaves your heart racing. His lips crashing into yours with a desperate urgency that leaves you reeling. His hand slides around your waist, fingers tightening as he pulls you against him. The heat of his body sears through your clothes, and his thumb traces a slow, deliberate line along your cheek, sending jolts of pleasure straight to your core.

When he finally pulls back, his lips are swollen, a smirk tugging at the corners of his mouth, that familiar cocky edge in his eyes. His eyes burn with that familiar, dangerous gleam-a challenge, a promise. His breath is ragged, as if he's barely holding back.

"Still up for that dance? Because I've got this new boyfriend I'd really like to show off." he whispers, his voice low and teasing. His breath brushes your skin, sending a shiver down your spine. He looks at you with that trademark mischievous grin, the one that could melt anyone’s defenses.

A rush of warmth floods your chest at his words, a mixture of giddiness and disbelief. Your heart skips, caught between the sweetness of the moment and the thrill of his presence. The corners of your mouth twitch up as you meet his gaze, and though you can barely keep your composure, you nod.

Mike's grin widens and as he takes your hand, guiding you to the dance floor, you feel as if you're floating, lost in the warmth of his gaze and the excitement of being his.

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Hello ☺️ , I wanted to request if you could please do a miraculous holder reader but she uses both the ladybug and black cat miraculous (like hero name lady noire) in invincible. She is what the invincible universe needs like do you see the amount of damage those heroes and villains be doing to the planet . Ciecil is thanking the heavens everyday that she exists . Mark inlove with her hero identity while she's inlove with his normal identity (basically marinette and Adrian ) . Obviously later on they're discover each others identities and date . They would be such a cute couple together . Omg 🤩🥰😍 Mark needs a lady noire in his life , girlboss there keeping him grounded in his most struggling times .

This is such a fun request omg! Thank you so much for this ask, I love it. I broke this up into separate parts to kind of give examples of your relationship with Mark. Thank you so much and I hope you enjoy!

Mark Grayson x Black! Miraculous-holder! Reader!

Warnings: Swearing, it's long but skip to the middle for the reveal if you want to skip all the back story and stuff between them

Notes: I couldn't do the whole 'shy reader whose pathetically obsessed', and I wanted to explore a different character dynamic. Popular girl x nerdy guy type of thing but I've never done it before, so I was excited to take this opportunity.

Also this took me three days but I couldn't figure out a solid plot so I decided to do headcanons so I hope that's okay baby 😭😭😭

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🐞So for starters, you two are dumb as hell.

🐞 Just silly as hell actually

🐞 You two start out normal, just two heros who have seen each other in passing

🐞 Mark actually liked you wayyy before he got his powers. He had tik tok edits saved of you, he could've been the president of your fan club tbh!

🐞 But Mark never thought he would really get a chance with you considering he was just some guy. You were Lady Noire, he was just Mark who worked at BurgerMart for 14 dollars an hour.

🐞You liked Mark. Mark was sweet, he was funny, he saw you as a person. You were one of those girls who lights up a room. You're a star in real life. Everyone knew you, but no one knew you. Mark didn't treat you differently because of who you were. He wasn't overly desperate to please you and that made you feel seen

🐞 There was like a loneliness, a chasm between you and all your peers. Like yeah, you're awesome. You're pretty, charismatic, self-confident, mature. But that made it so hard to make real friends. Because almost every other girl you'd interacted with seemed to try and mirror those qualities but didn't realize you were just a girl like them

🐞 Only two people treated you like a normal girl. Mark, and your ride-or-die friend Diamond. Diamond was basically a reflection of you. She was like your sister almost, except you two looked nothing alike. Except for the same dark skin and massive amount of hair you two looked so different it was a little impressive.

🐞 But Diamond wasn't just your best friend because everyone knew you two, but no one truly knew who you were inside. No, she was your best friend because she kept it real. One thing for certain, two things for sure, Diamond was gone keep it real with you

🐞 She was the only one who knew you were Lady Noire, serving as your girl in the chair. In addition, she was your personal advice machine even when you didn't ask for it because she was entirely correct.

🐞So when you told her that your hero partner, Invincible, asked you out she was already planning the wedding! Until you told her that you actually rejected him for Mark. Then she just rolled over in your bed and went to sleep.

🐞 Woke up a few hours later to yell at you.

"You need to either ask him out or move on, what the fuck. You just got asked out by the finest dude in the city."

"Diamond please. I don't even know the man! But I know Mark."

"You and Mark have been friends for like five years and you and Invincible have been working together for like a year now!"

"Okay, so, let me get this straight. You want me to give up on the guy I've liked for five years for a guy I've known a year? Invincible can't ever know my identity! How would that relationship work?" She was right and you knew it. You moved the container of wingstop off the bed before you rolled over and laid comfortably under your sheets. Diamond was on her feet, ranting at your stupidity with her voice getting louder.

"YES! What, girl yes! Give up. Give up or ask him out. Okay, you liked him for five years and ain't shit happened so what are you talking about. Notice how you said 'guy I've liked' not your man or nothing. How are you being this loyal to a man who sees you as a friend and changes in front of you because he doesn't see you like that?

And maybe you and Invincible can get to know each other? Like what are you doing?"

"Why are you yelling at me?!" You cried, hiding under a pillow in shame. She was right. You needed to make a move because that was getting so embarrassing.

"Because! You're busy, you have a lot going on right? So, you know that and you're refusing to do shit about how you feel about Mark because you don't want to handle it. But then all you do is moan about how much you like him. It's not healthy for you girl, and I know you want someone. I hate seeing you kill yourself like this."

Her thighs appeared next to your face, the smell of your body wash permeating off her skin. Like a sad puppy, you looked for comfort in your best friend. Resting your head on her thigh, you let out a sigh.

"I don't need a man, I have you."

With a chuckle, Diamond tied her hair up for bed and wrapped the band of her wig around her hair for bed.

"I love dick too much, sorry."

🐞 But like always she was right. You couldn't risk ruining your friendship with Mark though.

🐞 You moved on. A boy named Carlos, who never questioned your absences or sudden disappearances. He just trusted you and that was so important.

🐞 Lady Noire and Invincible were still America's favorite couple no matter how clear you made that was not the case.

🐞 He still cracked corny jokes, he still protected you when he could, but after another suggestive hangout offer you made it clear.

"It's not like I don't like you. You're a really really cool guy. But I have a boyfriend, and I don't think he'd take kindly to us having rooftop dinners all alone. You're a really good friend to me. I don't want to fuck that up. You're an awesome partner; I don't want to fuck that up either."

"No, I get it. I know things have been weird since I confessed but you're a good friend to me too. I'm not trying to ruin things or piss you off. Just being friends. Plus, I'm too good looking to be the other man. I respect your relationship because I respect you." A pinky was extended, and you locked your fingers in just to be safe.

🐞 From there you two were back to normal. After battle hugs, fist bumps, working together seamlessly. But things were now weird in your personal life.

🐞 The more time that you did spend with Invincible, the more old feelings surged up. Old feelings for Mark. That same fluttery feeling in your chest, the way anything he does just makes you happy to see.

🐞 And outside of you refusing to explore the possibility of liking Invincible, in real life your friend Mark was having some issues. He had his girlfriend, Amber. Cool girl, honestly really fun and you love hanging with her. But your boyfriend was so not a fan of Mark.

🐞 Carlos was actually a really cool dude. That's why you liked him. He went to a different school for starters, part of the appeal. But you're already a pretty high energy person. Carlos gives you the space to be calm and collected. He helps redirect that hyper energy somewhere else, he's even been teaching you how to play the guitar

🐞 But something about Mark he just did not like. He didn't like how Mark looked at you (Mark loves his girlfriend), he didn't like how Mark laughs at your jokes (everyone laughs, you're just naturally funny), he didn't like how you and Mark seem to have the same interest (you've been friends for half a decade, of course you like the same shit), he doesn't even like when Mark likes your IG story, let alone views it.

🐞 No matter what, he just didn't like him, and all that insecure jealousy was just...ew. So things just didn't work out.

🐞Diamond rejoiced that night. Real shit, she jumped for joy. Because apparently, she never liked Carlos.

🐞 But life goes on. Mark, Diamond and Amber were there for you, you were still Lady Noire and you were still kicking ass.

🐞 Except now your stupid heart kept jumping around Invincible.

🐞 He gave you butterflies no matter the situation. Even if he just offered to fly home with you while you swung through the city, you still got butterflies. But no way were you about to confess to the guy you already rejected.

🐞 He even covers his eyes if you needed to de-transform for the sake of protecting your identity.

🐞 Things were going fine. In your personal life, you just went about your normal business. You ignored your feelings for Invincible. You and your friends were enjoying the last year of high school as much as possible

🐞 It wasn't until one day where things got weird.

🐞 Specifically, you and Mark had study plans. He and Amber had long since broken up ever since that Viltrumite chick tried to snap her neck. In the past few months, Amber became the third person to you and Diamond, and you still remember how hard she sobbed when you and Diamond slept over afterward

🐞 You and Mark had study plans, so imagine your surprise when Invincible flew into your best friend's bedroom

🐞 Debbie loves you btw, you're one of Mark's oldest friends. She makes deserts you like if you're coming by for dinner

🐞 But she let you in, you sat on Mark's bed playing a game on your phone before Invincible flew in like it was nothing, mask in hand.

Pure silence, y'all sat in pure silence just staring at each other. How did you not realize? It was so obvious! They even had the same haircut.

"DUDE WHAT?!" You exclaimed in shock.

"SHHHHH! What are you doing here?!"

"Trying to study and graduate! You're Invincible?! How did I not see that!"

As you tried to swallow the news, you realized something else: if Mark was Invincible, and Invincible had feelings for Lady Noire but you are Lady Noire, and Lady Noire has feelings for Invincible, and you liked Mark...oh man this has been a massive waste of time

So much time. Just wasted when it was so simple from the beginning. And would you believe another stupid thing happened?

Your purse was left open on the bed, when you jumped to your feet guess what spilled out. Your ring. The earrings always stayed secured in your ears for quick transformations, but a ring was the easiest thing to put on. Plus, you didn't want to draw suspicion by wearing a very identifiable ring.

The same ring that almost gets stolen from you regularly by crazy villains attempting to harness your powers of creation and destruction. PLUS, the last place anyone expected it to be your purse.

The same ring that Mark Invincible took one look at before he said

"There's no fucking way."

You turned, attempting to follow his eyes with confusion until your eyes landed on the silver band. You felt your eyes go wide in terror as Mark put the pieces together.

"NO!" You shrieked, diving for the ring. Only for Mark to remind you that he's actually a superhero.

"YOU'RE JOKING! YOU'RE LADY NOIRE? HOW DID I MISS THAT I SEE YOU EVERYDAY!"

"Well, I see you every day and didn't know you were Invincible, so I guess we're both stupid!" You lunged for your ring back, jumping on the bed as he floated higher and held the ring from your reach.

"I need that back." You bit out.

"I need some answers." He responded, palming your face while he inspected the ring.

"Well I have some questions." You shot back.

After a stare down, you both sat down. He sat in his desk chair, tossing the ring back to you and you folded your legs onto his bed.

You both stared at each other in silence.

"So-." You both began then quieted down.

"Okay. So. I'm Lady Noire. You're Invincible. We have been working together this entire time and didn't know."

"Yes."

More silence. Did you say it? Did you dance around it? A little voice in your head started to speak. The voice of Diamond actually. Saying 'ask about it, stop being pussy. ask him ask him ask him, girl what is wrong with you?'. So, you took a deep breath and did what every girl has done at some point. You channeled your bestie.

"You confessed your feelings to me. I rejected you because I liked someone else."

He gritted his teeth and nodded. His suit had a rip in it, probably from whatever superhero business he had to tend too.

"Yes."

"Okay. So, the guy I liked was you. I liked you. For a few years. You confessed to me, but we didn't know each other enough. I have a crush on Invincible, which I guess is you. I just wanted to tell you. I don't know where you're at. You're flirty in costume, I did not reciprocate because like I said I had really deep feelings for you."

"Had?" His brows furrowed, tongue poked out to lick his lip as he leaned back in his chair.

You shrugged, your shoulders. As nonchalant as you looked, you were actually melting on the inside.

"I had to move on. Nothing was happening. You got with Amber. I knew you didn't feel the same."

"...I only did that because I really liked you. Or Lady Noire or however we're addressing this. I thought I had no chance, because you already rejected me. I still do have feelings for you. I just thought after everything you weren't interested, and you told me you and your boyfriend broke up and then I was like 'woah, my best friend and her boyfriend just broke up and my girlfriend and I called it quits.' so I figured heart break was just going around."

"Okay. Cool. Cool cool cool cool. So, this was a big ass waste of time, and we could've been together this entire time?"

"Yeah."

"Yeah. So I'm gonna head home, I'll see you in school."

🐞 From sheer awkwardness you transformed before you swung out of the window and all the way home. Until Diamond and Amber came over with a stolen bottle of wine and three glasses.

"Okay...I don't have the emotional strength to respond." Diamond sighed, reclining on a bean bag in her pajamas. She was always down for an impromptu sleep over.

"I do! I say go for it. I don't care." The thing you loved about Amber was that he was smart. She was smart as hell. Smart enough to see you were on the fence considering you two were bffs and it was chicks before dicks forever.

"You don't?!" You and Diamond exclaimed in disbelief.

"No. Mark and I were trying to make it work but it just wasn't working. But you fit into his world perfectly. That's the best thing about y'all. You two can understand each other. Plus, I have my lil college boo."

"Oh yeahhh. What's his name? Kenneth? Kelvin?" You guessed, brain trying to remember the guy you met weeks ago. Diamond looked at the ceiling, trying to recall the mans name.

"Kyle."

"Right. Okay so, you have Amber's vote. I don't even care to yell at you anymore and it wouldn't help right now. You have our support, Mark likes you, you like him. What's stopping you this time?" Diamond asked, swirling her glass and taking a small sip.

"Well..." You began only to be cut off by a loud 'UGHHHHH' by your girlfriends.

"I don't have all night; I'm going to BED." Diamond huffed, pulling on her bonnet and downing the rest of the white wine.

"No wait! Okay, so now I'm not sure how to go about this. I just feel like I don't know where to go from here. Like do I ask him out? Does he ask me out? What do I-" A knock on the glass cut you off. More like the noise of little consecutive knocks then a loud object colliding with your window. You snapped around quickly, opening the window.

You caught a rock just a centimeter from colliding with your face. Looking down you saw Mark being held in place by a red-haired man. Mark tried to escape without causing the man bodily harm but froze the moment he realized you already opened your window.

"HEY! ARE YOU THE GIRL MY FRIEND WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT?!"

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

"YEAH, IT'S YOU. LISTEN, MARK WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE HIS GIRLFRIEND NOW."

"You're joking!" Amber and Diamond cackled from behind you. Your face burned as you looked at the red-haired man. For a second it sounded like Rex but that couldn't be. Rex didn't even know where you lived. That's what you told yourself to convince yourself this didn't really happen. "UH...WHAT?"

"DATE MY FRIEND! HE LOVES YOU!"

"Okay! Goodnight girls, we're leaving now." Mark's face turned bright red before he finally freed himself. Then with a gust of wind Mark and his friend were gone.

"Wait before you say anything-"

A video from her phone began to play. Your own voice yelled out 'WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!' and you realized that they caught part of that on video.

"Dude we have to drive by his house and just scream 'she said yes' for like an hour." Amber suggested before the two girls went back to cackling. You still hadn't moved from the window.

The cold December wind blew through your braids, and a warm feeling settled over your chest. This wasn't even embarrassing. Mark loved you.

🐞 From there, you had no more time for over thinking. It's been six years at this point, there's no more time to continue this back and forth. You liked Mark, just Mark for five. And for the last year you liked him along with Invincible. Over half a decade, that's just shamefu

🐞 The next time you saw Mark it was at Gaurdian's HQ, where Cecil was in a nice enough mood to give a Christmas bonus.

🐞 You get a bigger one because you save the GDA so much money in clean up

🐞 You decided there was no more beating around the bush. You couldn't afford to be emotionally closed off like always. You couldn't be sly and seductive like Amber. Once again it was time to channel Diamond.

While everyone mingled around HQ and exchanged gifts, you stood right in front of Mark where he sat on a couch reading a Christmas card.

"Are you my boyfriend now?"

"Huh?"

"Do you want to be my boyfriend now? Yes or no."

"Yes."

"Okay. Good job, you have a girlfriend now. You picked the right choice." Then you went to the bathroom to stop yourself from throwing up. Your palms were sweating, your head was spinning. But you did it! You bagged the man you always wanted and didn't fumble this time. Give yourself a round of applause!

🐞 You guy are a pretty normal couple

🐞 He loves you. Like when you guys were just friends he already had less boundaries. Like sitting on your lap, eating your food, simple stuff. But as your boyfriend the man doesn't understand personal space

🐞 Always touching. In battle? He's floating near you or leaning on you. In school? The man doesn't care if you're with your friends, he's gonna come kiss you

🐞 You two spent enough time together as Invincible and Lady Noire

🐞 Y'all make everyone physically sick with how perfect you guys are.

🐞 Mark loved Lady Noire before he loved you so he's always getting flustered. You say something cool in battle? He's having a heart attack. When you do that one move he loves? Someone carry him away. When you two are just chilling and recalls how you used your lucky charm yesterday? He's climbing on top of you and squeezing you with love

🐞 He still watches edits of you

🐞 He's also very ticklish by the way. So yeah, just know when he's being clingy and you need him off just tickle him until he runs out of steam and has to calm down.

🐞 He flies you everywhere. One time he flew you around so much you forgot how to use your staff and yo-yo, and you had to stop

🐞 Especially after that clip went viral of you losing your balance on your own staff and slipping off. The Mauler Twins pointed and laughed at you, and you ended up maneuvering a bus at them

🐞 Also late snack runs! Mark would do anything for you but he prefers to do it with you. He can fight alone but he wants to do it with you. He can go to the store at 10 o clock alone but guess what? He wants to do it with you. He'll actively wait for you, no matter what you're doing or how long it takes you to wake up and get dressed he will wait

🐞 You like to take care of him. Your man has been through so much. He deserves to be spoiled.

🐞 He's weak for massages. You'll give him foot rubs, back rubs. He melts under your touch, sometimes not realizing how tired he was until he got the chance to relax

🐞 You've always imagined being able to be with him. Just to lay with him, in his hoodie. Doing nothing just scrolling on your phones. Maybe snacking on some ice cream, getting to smell Mark and it not be weird

🐞 You can finally stop holding back. You're just as crazy about Mark. You can jump on him in a hug and sniff him. You can play with his hair. You can hold hands and cuddle while he's shirtless.

🐞 Speaking on Mark shirtless.

🐞 Okay, after a while Mark understood just how crazy you were over him considering it's been a few years of you silently pinning

🐞 So pretty soon he wasn't shocked by you biting him. But you discovered something you didn't even know you wanted. You licked his abs once and never went back

🐞 He woke up one day from a nap with you. You weren't beside him, you weren't on his chest, you somehow got under the sheets and had your head laid up on his rock hard abs. You had the happiest smile on your face too. The picture is still his favorite thing.

🐞 You squealed in happiness the first time he caught you staring and said you could touch. Then he couldn't get your hand off and he's just been amused since then.

🐞 But he's the same way with your legs, so he has no room to judge

🐞 When Mark starts to forget he needs balance you're right there

🐞 You have the powers of creation and destruction, literally you balance everything. When he gets in his own head, you're there to pull him out. To remind him that he has a life to live.

🐞 You take him on little errands with you to appreciate the mundane stuff and keep his mind off whatever was threatening the universe

🐞 Buying toothpaste, going with you to the dentist, grocery shopping with you and your mom. The boring shit really.

🐞 Just all the little shit.

🐞 Mark helps take some things off your plate. Between school, being a superhero, maintaining a social life, you were busy

🐞 He does anything to help. Taking your car to the car wash, cooking for you when you're exhausted, and just holding you until you're fast asleep

🐞 You observe everything about Mark. Not in a creepy way, more in a 'my boyfriend liked this snack, I will remember it.' then you get that snack for him again

🐞 Mark is the same

🐞 He's also your biggest hype man! Taking pictures of you, helping you train, helping you pick hair and nails

🐞 You like to trust fall. It scares him so bad, you always pick some place high. He knows you can catch yourself but he's still terrified when he sees you free falling while giggling through the air

🐞 Overall, it took a long ass time for y'all to get it together, but y'all made it. You don't have to hide your feelings for him. You can be a little freak whenever you want. Hug up on him alll you want.

🐞 Mark loved you and Lady Noire now, the same way you love Mark and Invincible. But you might love Mark just a little more.

[inspirationalucky]

🦈 EPIC: The Musical: Act One, The Ocean Saga sentence starters. Going by the exact lyrics except for a few lines here and there, but definitely go ahead and change things to fit your muse's situation<3

Storm

"Is it nature or divine or a blessing in disguise?"

"This storm's our final fight."

"There's no time to die."

"Brace for a storm, the likes of which we've never seen before."

"With home so close, we must keep pushing forward!"

"Have them follow my ship, I'll ensure that we prevail."

"We're taking too much damage to survive!"

"We'll beat this storm!"

"What do you have in mind?"

"We're gonna shoot for the sky."

Luck Runs Out

"Please don't tell me you're about to do what I think you'll do."

"You've heard the legends, this proves they're true!"

"I'm gonna climb to the top and ask 'em for a hand."

"You could be caught off guard and lose your life."

"Don't forget how dangerous the gods are!"

"Have faith, friend, we've come this far!"

"How much longer 'til your luck runs out?"

"You rely on wit, and people die on it."

"I still believe in goodness. I still believe that we could be kind."

"What will we do when it tears us apart?"

"Where is this coming from?"

"I just don't wanna see another life end."

"And suddenly, you doubt that I could figure this out?"

"How much longer 'til your great days cease?"

"How much longer 'til your strength takes leave?"

"I understand that we're tired, I understand that we're fazed, but don't forget how much we've already faced."

"I took 600 men to war and not one of them died there, in case you needed a reminder."

"If you'd like to speak more, let me pull you aside then. I need to talk to you in private."

"I can't have you planting seeds of doubt."

"I need you to always be devout and comply with this or we'll all die in this. Okay?"

Keep Your Friends Close

"Out path to home is blocked by an impenetrable storm."

"Let's play a game!"

"And if you win, you will get what you're yearning."

"All you gotta do is not open this bag."

"Sounds too easy. What's the catch?"

"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer, never really know who you can trust."

"Sometimes killing is a must."

"'Cause the end always justifies the means."

"Friends turn to foes in rivalries."

"I can't wait to make some new memories."

"Time for me to be the father I never was."

"Why are my eyes and my heart and my soul so heavy?"

"I keep on trying to embrace you both, why won't you let me?"

"So much has changed but I'm the same."

"If I had to guess? You're headed for the Land of the Giants."

"ODYSSEUS OF ITHACA! Do you know who I am?"

Ruthlessness

"In all my years of living it isn't very often that I get pissed off."

"I try to chill with the waves but damn, you've crossed the line."

"I've been so gracious and yet, you hurt this son of mine!"

"I'm left without a choice and without a doubt."

"Guess the pack of wolves is swimming with the shark now!"

"I've gotta make you bleed, I need to see you drown."

"But before you go, I need to make you learn how ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves."

"You are the worst kind of good 'cause you're not even great."

"A Greek who reeks of false righteousness, that's what I hate!"

"You fight to save lives, but won't kill and don't get the job done."

"I mean, you totally could've avoided all this had you just killed my son. But no!"

"You are far too nice, mercy has a price!"

"You reveal your name, then you let him live?"

"Unlike you I've got no mercy left to give."

"Today you die. Unless, of course, you apologize."

"We took no pleasure in his pain, we only wanted to escape."

"The line between naïveté and hopefulness is almost invisible."

"Close your heart, the world is dark, and ruthlessness is mercy."

"Forty-three left under your command."

"I am your darkest moment, the monster that always draws near."

"Any last words?"

"Remember me."

[bigbraidenergy]

sentence starters: across the universe

a part i gift to @tragedynoir for the 2024 gift exchange <3

i chose this movie for sentence starters, because i liked the vibes of it based off of your sun anke character, as well as her friend played by ashley moore! i obviously don't know the muses well, and the description was somewhat vague, buuuut... between her struggling with her sense of self, her dog-eat-dog mentality, her being an artist, seeking validation/etc, and the best friend being a bubbly actress, there's just a lot of themes there that reminded me of the movie. i suppose the movie has also been on my mind lately with some themes being on-point for irl issues as well. i hope you enjoy!

I can't have no one screwing up my beauty sleep before 2:00 PM.

What you do defines who you are.

Music's the only thing that makes sense anymore. Play it loud enough, it keeps the demons at bay.

I understand you need to get away.

I can't pretend like it didn't happen.

This was just a crappy wall, and now it's a work of art.

Time is not on our hands. Time is slipping through them.

If nobody's everybody, then someone can be anybody, right?

(about a sketch) Hey, you didn't get my left nipple right.

Well, I was drawing from a distance. I couldn't see it properly.

We're in the middle of a revolution!

What are you doing — doodles, and cartoons?!

You don't think it's worth trying?!

We all wanna change the world.

Don't you know it's gonna be all right?

I've never seen [her/him/them] like that…

Why did you stop writing?

It all seems a bit unreal.

They should be radical. You should be radical. We should all be radical.

Everything's really okay, I promise...

Well... everything below my neck works fine, anyway.

All you need is love.

the rest are under the cut!

I told myself, "When I'm 64, I'll be long gone from this place." But I'm still here.

You're gonna miss this place.

I sometimes feel you're not telling me everything.

I'll be back before you know it.

You need a break from me? Is that what this is?

While I'm away, I'll write home every day and send all my loving to you.

No such professor here. Listen, I've pissed off every professor in Princeton, and they're not one of them.

I believe I'm your [son/daughter/child].

Did [she/he/they] find someone else?

There were a few hopefuls over the years. I think I scared them off.

Look, I didn't come here to derail your life.

Fifteen bucks says you miss this shot. Fifty says your [sibling] still marries me.

You're wanted by the cops, eh? FBI?

You know, it looks to me as though you're the one on the run.

What would they have done if they caught you?

I'm never having children. Think about it, it's pure narcissism. I mean, people putting out little carbon copies of themselves, going: "Oh, doesn't he have his father's eyes? Doesn't he have his mother's lips?" It's… It's disgusting.

Is that fashionable? Your haircut? Or... lack of one.

Goddamn it! Be serious, for once!

What do you actually intend to do with your life? Why is it always about, "What will you do? What will you do? What will he do? Oh, my God, what will he do?" Why isn't the issue here who I am?

What you do defines who you are.

Sorry you had to sit through that.

My education is rarely a topic of conversation.

Turns out [he/she/they're] just a working stiff like myself.

I've spent half my life trying to hate [her/him/them].

I never realized I had it so easy. I mean... we're so... normal.

Goddamn it! It's like this every time I come home!

What the hell do they talk about when I'm not here?

He's a sailor on leave. He needs a bar, a brawl, and a brothel.

If I don't go back to college I'll do what any irresponsible, unmotivated dropout would do: go to New York. Like, tonight.

I can't have no one screwing up my beauty sleep before 2:00 PM.

You have a good memory for faces? There's no mirror in your bathroom.

What the hell are you doing, man?

I write my own songs. I got 20 in a notebook... another 10 in my head.

Music's the only thing that makes sense anymore. Play it loud enough, it keeps the demons at bay.

I understand you need to get away.

You don't have to talk about this.

I can't pretend like it didn't happen.

They were the first person I knew to die. I'd never even been to a funeral before.

This was just a crappy wall, and now it's a work of art.

I saw you at the peace march. I was moved by your speech.

You're up before 2 and looking wicked cool. Who's it for?

Time is not on our hands. Time is slipping through them.

No point butting your heads bucking the system.

Never knock the way another cat swings.

"I am me as you are he as you are me and we are all together."

If nobody's everybody, then someone can be anybody, right

(about a sketch) Hey, you didn't get my left nipple right.

Well, I was drawing from a distance. I couldn't see it properly.

Why were you so rude before? It wouldn't kill you to talk to [her/him/them].

We're in the middle of a revolution!

What are you doing — doodles, and cartoons?!

I would lie down in front of a tank if it would stop this war and bring [name] home!

You don't think it's worth trying?!

Maybe when bombs start going off here, people will listen.

We all wanna change the world.

I can't do this right now.

Don't you know it's gonna be all right?

I've never seen [her/him/them] like that...

Get this clown out of here! Now!

What is the matter with you? Why would you do that?

I'm sick and tired of violence.

Why did you stop writing?

It all seems a bit unreal.

Is this real enough for you?

They should be radical. You should be radical. We should all be radical.

This war just keeps going on and on and nobody's listening!

Everything's really okay, I promise...

Well… everything below my neck works fine, anyway.

I don't understand what the problem is.

Get your hands off me!

There's nothing you can do that can't be done.

There's no one to save who can't be saved.

All you need is love.

[perspectivestarters]

Perspective's Sentence Starters; Preacher's Daughter by Ethel Cain (Part I)

TRIGGER WARNING: Violence, abuse, suicide, religious themes, ect.

FAMILY TREE (INTRO)

These crosses all over my body remind me of who I used to be.

Christ forgive these bones I'm hiding.

He cannot escape his mother's blood.

He'll never escape what he's made up of.

The fates already fucked me sideways.

You know I raised you bеtter than this.

Leavе me hanging so they all can laugh at me.

AMERICAN TEENAGER

Putting too much faith in the make-believe.

The neighbor's brother came home in a box.

He wanted to go, so maybe it was his fault.

Another red heart taken by the American dream.

I feel it there in the middle of the night.

I'm all alone again.

Say what you want, but say it like you mean it.

Just give it one more day, then you'rе done.

I do what I want.

I said it was fun.

I don't need anything from anyone.

It's just not my year.

I'm all good out here.

I'm sorry if I sound off, but I was probably wasted.

Didn't feel so good.

Head full of whiskey but I always deliver.

If you're listening, let me handle my liquor.

If you're there, why do I feel alone in this room with you?

I'm still standing here.

I do it for *Name*.

I'm doing what I want and damn, I'm doing it well.

A HOUSE IN NEBRASKA

Sing it to me all day long.

The aching sound of silence used to be our favorite song.

You and me against the world.

You were my man and I your girl.

We had nothing except each other.

You were my whole world.

I still call home that house in Nebraska.

We found each other on a dirty mattress on the second floor.

The world was empty, save you and I.

You left, and I cried.

Even if we died tonight, I'd die yours.

These dirt roads are empty.

Your mama calls me sometimes to see if I'm doing well.

Really I'd kill myself to hold you one more time.

It hurts to miss you.

It's worse to know that I'm the reason you won't come home.

I died there under you, every night, all night.

You know, I still wait at the edge of town, praying straight to God that maybe you’ll come back around.

I cry every day, and the bottles make it worse.

You were the only one I was never scared to tell I hurt.

I found photographs of our school, on the day we met.

I thought that you were so beautiful, it was love, I guess.

You might never come back home, and I may never sleep at night.

I just hope you're doing fine out there.

I just pray that you're all right.

I feel so alone.

I feel so alone without you.

WESTERN NIGHTS

He's never looked more beautiful.

I watched him show his love through shades of black and blue.

Show me how much I mean to you.

I'd hold the gun if you asked me to.

If you love me like you say you do, would you ask me to?

Trouble's always gonna find you baby. but so will I.

Hold me across every state line.

I'm never gonna leave you baby, even if you lose what's left of your mind.

'Cause you know I'll be right there beside you.

I haven't spoken to my daddy in a long, long time.

I don't want him to worry.

The neighborhood keeps getting smaller.

All starved out when the money's paper thin.

All that's left are your walls and you'll die there.

I should have known that there's no getting in.

I'll still be alright.

Clinging onto you like some love blind addict.

I'll be screaming your name.

Please don't love how I need you.

Know that one day, you and I could be okay.

FAMILY TREE

I'm just a child but I'm not above violence.

My mama raised me better than that.

Daddy said shoot first then run and don't look back.

Take me down to the river and bathe me clean.

I've killed before and I'll kill again.

Take the noose off, wrap it tight around my hand.

They say heaven hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Hell don't scare me, I've been times before.

HARD TIMES

Lay it on me.

Tell me a story about how it ends where you're still the good guy.

I hate this story.

Happiness ends and dies with you.

I thought good guys get to be happy.

I'm not happy.

I am poison in the water and unhappy.

I was too young to noticе that some types of love could bе bad.

I still do, and that scares me.

I'm tired of you.

It's just the way that you are.

I just wanna sleep.

[nicebonescomrades]

okay! so this might get a little long winded lol

my main is america, but my luck there hasn't been so good so i legit made 3 alts on the other servers to try my luck and uuuh

for starters they're all alts right? very squishy units bc lack of materials and what not - and all three alts have a gepard

granted the hk alt only just got a gepard but i'm pretty sure it was bc i've been running jingyuan, tingyun, natasha, and fire trailblazer. and i swear tingyun gets singled out way too often (and as a result dies the fastest) so gepard is just like no need to worry! i am here

the hk alt is going to get a battle pass bc its just ridiculous at this point - when seele's banner was up i did a couple of single pulls and got a bronya, and then i threw the free 10 pulls at the banner and almost immediately got a seele - almost like she knew her girlfriend had come home and she just had to be there to complete the team (they actually hard carried me through the belagog story quest lol)

hk also didn't have tingyun before the jingyuan banner so i was like - i have arlan! maybe i can make a second team with arlan here? and i'll get a tingyun from jingyuan's banner no problem! and she can support arlan and i can use the fire trailblazer to protect him and natasha to heal him and -

and jingyuan comes home twice before tingyun bc he hears that i'm pulling his banner to give his best support to a 4 star? no ma am not happening on my watch

also i was on my asia account the other day and i was borrowing someone's himeko as the support unit right? and i was saying to one of my friends that hmm, maybe i don't want himeko on any of my accounts? himeko either doesn't do a lot of damage or this particular himeko is build really badly - i haven't seen double digits of damage in a while

and half an hour later i notice i have 10 pulls on the standard banner so i used them and i legit pull a himeko (i do do damage! you just need to build me correctly i can prove it-)

the eu account just has a bronya and gepard but i haven't done as much pulls on this on yet so ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ we'll see how it goes when i use my event pulls on the blade banner there lol

in the meantime eu account has been maining qingque bc i actually really like quantum damage

i'll probably send in a different ask later on about jing yuan bc i did manage to get him on the main and that is a whole other story lol

So many reroll alts... good luck keeping up with all of them comrade i admire anyone thathas the dedication for that much 😭😭 but also gepard ‼️‼️ i want him so bad im losing my mind over not getting him yet 🙄 like bro why can't u be like your lookalike(Jean my love <3) and come fast to me?? Smh smh 🔪

But also the hk alt is so??? Im jealous /j but no i am not surprised by how fast you got seele and bronya the girlfriends must never be separated ‼️ bronseele forever <33 but jingyuan? 👁👁 congrats on getting him x2 and tingyun!!

Speaking of tingyun and her tendency to get attacked so much I'm pretty sure it's like, game mechanics lolol i believe the enemies do actually focus more in general at the healer/buffer... my bailu and bronya have suffered enough to know 😭

Me personally i only have my main america acc but I do plan on making an asia alt just 2 play with friends lolol my pulls on my main acc went actually so well I don't dare complain 💀

First day of release I got Bronya, Yanqing, e1 himeko (one from standard the other on the beginner banner), then the next day I got Himeko's lightcone and then two days after that I got Bailu and yesterday I got e1 Bronya 🧍🏻‍♀️ (all i want is a gepard. Literally that's all I want but noooo)

I didn't pull for Seele tho hdjdns but I did get Jingyuan and tingyun finally on his banner, so currently just wasting my wishes on his banner in hopes of getting a guarantee for Kafka lmao

[dantalksball]

Dan's 2022-23 Arsenal Season Review

I'm very well aware it's almost been 3 weeks since the end of the season but in fairness, the full European season has only ended 5 days prior. Moving on, without further ado this is my Arsenal season review. I will be separating it into 4 categories, the board, the manager, the players, and finally how the season played out compared to prior expectations before the season started.

I have quite mixed feelings about the board after this season. I think summer wise we had a very decent transfer window with the likes of Jesus, Zinchenko, Vieira, Marquinhos, and Turner becoming gunners. I think Jesus and Zinchenko were absolutely vital to get where we got at the end of the season bringing a completely new dynamic into the team and the first half of the was pure enjoyment but I'll go more in-depth about what I think of each player in the player's category. Okay, summer is done, I think they did well backing Arteta and the first half of the season was near perfect. Now January was big, was starting to look like we could be in a real title race and we had to learn our lesson from the season prior to this one because no signings in January caused us to lose out on the top 4 with multiple players ( mainly Partey) picking up injuries. Now in the winter is where I get a bit skeptical. We lose out on Mudryk to our London rivals Chelsea when we were looking like CLEAR favorites and went on to get Trossard instead, I'm still happy about this decision to be quite honest so it wasn't terrible but still felt a bit odd. Then comes the pursuit of Caicedo, for me, I still believe we should've signed him instead of Jorginho although Jorginho did surpass my expectations when you look at all of the factors that Caicedo really did want to join the club and you can clearly see that after he expressed it on social media following the bid for Caicedo. Not only that, it would've been way better future wise and to avoid a transfer bid saga with Chelsea this upcoming summer window so this from the board and Edu makes me feel a little ill in the stomach. All in all, I give the board a 7.5/10 this season.

I was really close to giving Arteta a 10/10 this season but there are some minor details I do give him criticism for and I'll go more in-depth about that now. I think Arteta's system was so fun and beautiful to watch this season, it's been the best ever season I've seen since I started supporting this club. Implementing Zinchenko to be inverted and it just looks like he's all over the pitch as well as being vital for build-up, utilizing the dynamism from Jesus to help out Martinelli on the left and also dropping deep to link up and progress play, how he helped Saka elevate his game along with Martinelli, Odegaard, especially Granit Xhaka, Ben White being introduced to a new role and still playing so well so consistently, Magalhães, Saliba, and Ramsdale. And not to mention the non-regular starters like Trossard, Reiss, Kiwior, etc. I think his man management has been phenomenal this year. For me, my main criticism of Arteta is ruthlessness at times of the season and sadly it was mainly during crunch time. With the injuries of Saliba and Tomiyasu occurring, he decided to go with Holding to place hold that centreback spot, and for me, I was hoping he'd find a different solution. Following Saliba's injury, with Holding starting, we had 1 win and 3 draws. That was 6 possible points dropped during a crucial time in the title race and following those games where I felt the title was practically lost we decided to switch it up I guess better late than never but really it's a lack of ruthlessness that also dropped us these points, also not subbing off players when they're just off it, the first instance that comes to mind is Saka's performance against West Ham, I was baffled to see him play a full 90 minutes. So in the end I give Arteta a 9/10.

First up the 2 keepers, Aaron Ramsdale and Matt Turner. I give Aaron Ramsdale an 8,5/10 for this season, honestly, I genuinely don't have many bad things to say about him because I think he's been so so good this season and I'm honestly surprised how overhated and underrated he is not just in general but in the football community as a whole. Matt Turner gets a 6/10 for me, did his job when he was asked although you could see his struggles at playing from the back, seems like a very nice personality to have in the squad and just a decent guy who had a not-so-bad season. Up next is Kieran Tierney with a 5/10 mostly because I couldn't bring myself to put him any lower because I have the biggest soft spot for him. Didn't do terribly when called but it just wasn't good, most likely on his way out by the end of the summer although I'd love to see him stay. Oleksandr Zinchenko 7,5 or 8/10 completely changed the way we play football with his being added to the team but for me, I put him down a little bit solely based on injury problems (availability is the best ability) and also at times defensively weak, i.e TAA nutmeg and multiple plays of lack of awareness of runs, etc. Gabriel Magalhães 8,5/10 the 1 taken away mostly comes from a few "bozo" moments from him but man I love this guy so much, even after making a mistake during a game he'll still go on to make up for it. The first instant that comes to mind is the game against Fulham at the Emirates. William Saliba honestly gets a 10/10 for me because wow what an amazing first season, if only he hadn't got injured. We truly struck the lottery with Saliba, an all-timer in the making. In the upcoming season, I am going to appreciate this guy way more because I should've appreciated him more prior to his injury, truly immense. Jakub Kiwior 6,5/10 obviously only came through in January but when called up to do a job, did it great. The first game of his against Sporting was kinda iffy but we can see some great glimpses from him, his long ball ability is actually outstanding. Rob Holding... 1/10 I prefer not to speak genuinely. Ben White 8,5/10 my god he plays football like he's putting the ball to bed, fits perfectly in as a full-back but as a center back he is still so so good. Tomiyasu 6/10 can't judge him much since he was injured for most of the season but that performance against Liverpool as a lb kinda makes his rating go up a bit, POCKETED Salah. Thomas Partey 7,5/10 some amazing performances in all honesty but that shot attempt against Southampton replays in my head every night... Jorginho 7/10 did his job when asked to and that Aston Villa strike must not be forgotten. Xhaka 8/10 truly revitalised himself last season providing 16 goal contributions in every competition. Although, he was quite frustrating in terms of creating in the final third at times. Odegaard 10/10 may be some bias for this but he is a special special player, his technical ability, vision, and weight of pass are jaw-dropping. Fabio Vieira, an underwhelming 6/10 although I do think he does have lots of potential, this season was underwhelming in all honesty taking away his performance against Brentford which in all fairness he was amazing that game. Gabriel Martinelli 9/10 such an underrated season in all honesty, devastated to see him injured towards the end of the season seeing he was so close to breaking the highest goal scored by a Brazilian in a season record. Despite the dip in form in post world cup he started gaining form again and wow do I love him. Leandro Trossard 7/10 did his job with some very nice performances, the 3 assists in the first half against Fulham were beauties. Bukayo Saka 10/10 starboy. That's all I have to say. Reiss Nelson, I kinda wanna give him a 10/10 purely based on the moment he gave me with Bournemouth, AND IMMA DO THAT. Needs more game time next season, silky baller. Gabriel Jesus 8.5/10 pre-world cup Jesus was a monster. Eddie Nketiah 7/10 your defense is in trouble, underrated season.

Based on expectations for this season I'll give it a 9,5/10 if only we didn't. Losing out on the league it would be a 10 but because we crashed out of every competition as well 0,5 is taken away. (this review was a long time coming and personal problems got in the way but thank god I've finally finished this.

[jakowskis]

i was summoned! hope you enjoy these

(these are all rated gen or teen unless otherwise stated. most of these contain ships, but they all provide good insight into owen as a person)

I saw you mention sickfic in your tags - might I suggest Tea and Sympathy by osprey_archer? Unless that's the one you read. It's Owen/Ianto, and it's a bit weird and cracky, but Owen's cute and frumpy in it. The author marked the fic as t-rated, but Chapter 4 is mature, jsyk.

5 Kisses Owen Doesn’t Talk About by pocketmouse - Owen/Team... This fic's a really beautiful exploration of his relationships with everybody. The Suzie, Ianto, and Tosh sections are romantic - the Jack and Gwen ones are platonic (and fantastically sweet). The Jack one's a particular favorite of mine, because lord knows those two are never that sweet in canon. The fic's mostly t-rated, I'd say, though the Ianto section's a bit spicy.

Three Times Owen, Tosh, and Ianto Slept Together, and One Time They Were Caught At It by Sholio - despite the title, this one's pretty tame (when it says they get caught, it's them all cuddling - oop, spoilers). This is, in fact, one of the cutest fics I've had the pleasure of reading in the fandom. The whole final part of it is so precious it's not even funny, and it's one of my favorite scenes in any fic ever.

with a bit of a mind flip by ariya167 - a gen bodyswap fic! Owen and Gwen, this time. It's really IC, you can hear all the voices. It's got a cozy vibe to it to me, for some reason - I think because Owen in it reminds me a lot of his Big Finish self, like how he is in the Owen & Andy audios, and that Owen has a specific vibe to me. Anyway, I like it a lot.

There Is Nothing Here Worth Saving by heddychaa - a lot of people have tried their hand at fics about Owen's childhood and his mother. I haven't read too many of them, because I don't have the strength, but this is a good one. Mind the warnings the author included.

I'm a big Owen/Ianto shipper and I've read just about every fic in existence of those two, so I hope you don't mind, I have a few recs for them as well. None are overly shippy, they're just sort of explorations of Owen and Ianto as people and in relation to each other, with an emphasis on Owen.

For starters - Clinging To The Wreckage Until I Got The Message by paperclipbitch. I adore this fic, and I adore this author (who has much more fic on LJ; I highly recommend all of their work). It only really gets romantic at the end, too; it's mostly just Ianto taking care of a self-destructing Owen, and them learning to understand each other by the end.

Experiments In A Minor by paperclipbitch. Another really fantastic one - Owen being self destructive again. Very lightly O/I; mostly friendship. They provide drunken insight on how fucked up they both are. It's brilliant.

A Trip, a Punch, and Willing by ThisBeautifulDrowning - there's not an author's note on the ao3 posting, but I also found this fic on LJ and the author said the prompt was simply 'Owen + flirting'. This is a Owen/Ianto fic that kind of touches on Owen's compulsive need to flirt, and it's done really well. It's also sort of The Last Beacon written at least five years before TLB was even released - they end up in the countryside again and share a hotel room. There's also a pillow fight. It's fun. I love this one a lot. Also, the M rating is unnecessary imo - I'd say it's a T. Probably only marked as M 'cause of Owen's potty mouth. Okay, that's the last of my O/I recs, I swear.

But He'll Get Me by paperclipbitch - I did say they were my favorite author. This fic is tagged as Jack/Owen, but it's extremely light (like, one line at the end, and even then it doesn't have to be read as romantic honestly). It's an exploration of if Jack had actually retconned Owen after End of Days, and the two of them air out some things out. Really good stuff.

Teething Problems by paperclipbitch - last one, I swear. This one's gen, and was written between s1 and s2 when everyone thought Owen would take over as leader.

Ceaseless by pocketmouse is a great study of how Torchwood further fucked Owen up. This author's one of my favorite TW writers, they really Understood him.

JeSuisGourde writes a lot of Owen-focused one-shots and drabbles.

Sholio also writes a lot of hefty-sized team-focused fics, with an emphasis on Owen.

does anyone have any good owen fic recs i need to shake that man in my teeth

[lunar-writes-things]

18) Don't You Dare (Make Me Fall in Love With You)

"Has anyone noticed-" Grian was cut off

"That the moon is getting bigger?" Mumbo asked 

"Uh yes- but that's not what I was going to talk about," Grian said before turning t the rest of boatem again "Has anyone noticed that Y/n is acting a bit... odd?" 

"Yeah," Impulse spoke up "It's almost... Almost like they're avoiding us." 

"I noticed that too," Scar muttered and fidgeted with his hands "They haven't even been coming out of their starter base, except to move things to their megabase."

"Should we check on them?" Grian asked 

"NO!" Pearl and Mumbo exclaim

The group looks at them curiously and Pearl continues quietly "I think they need some time alone, I mean they're hiding for a reason, right? When I returned, Mumbo greeted me and we went to see Y/n. When We got into their home, they were asleep and we almost left until we began to hear trashing and a loud sob. They were having a nightmare. So we woke them up. I could never forget the terrified look on their face." 

"They kept apologizing and held us both close and asking us not to hate them," Mumbo whispered 

"We stayed with them for a bit until they fell back to sleep," Pearl said "But that was the last time we saw them."

"Admittedly, I am worried about them," Mumbo said "I've never seen them like that. It's... terrifying not knowing what going on in their head and not being able to help." 

"Should we do something for them?" Impulse asked 

"We should!" Scar said, "Maybe something small, like making them dinner or helping them move their chests to their mega build." 

"Yeah!" Grian smiled and his wings fluttered in excitement "I bet they would absolutely love that!" 

"No thanks," Y/n forced a smile on their face before running away with their arms full of shulkers 

The group had just offered their services to Y/n only to be rejected and ran away from 

"That was... odd," Pearl said and wrung her hands out "Let's try something else?" 

Time after time and attempt after attempt, Y/n either shot them down or avoided them completely 

it wasn't like them.

And it made The rest of the Boatem crew concerned for their angel

So, they devised a plan

"This isn't our greatest idea," Mumbo said attempting to talk the rest out of this "They have a reason for avoiding us? Do we really have to do this?"

"Y/n has a track record of avoiding things for long, long, LONG times," Xisuma says "I think this is the best way to get her t tell you what you guys wanna know... Albeit a bit forced." 

"Thanks, X," Impulse smiled and fiddled with his fingers 

Everyone was nervous about this approach, they knew Y/n would eventually open up to them, it was just no telling how long. 

"Let's go," Grian said "And let's hope this doesn't hurt Y/n." 

Y/n paced their cathedral halls, checking the deals on the villagers hidden underneath iron trapdoors and their lecterns or smithing tables hiding the blazing magma block underneath as they made sure everything was in order.

Once they were done, the only thing out of order was the twisting feeling in their gut... like something bad will happen 

oh boy

did something bad happen

Y/n had to face the people they were avoiding, their crushes

shit 

Being tied to a chair wasn't that bad usually. After everything, they've been through they probably had a higher pain tolerance than anyone on the hermitcraft dimensions 

What made it worse is the stares that demanded answers from them 

"Are You okay Y/n?" Pearl asked softly and caressed their cheek, Y/n melting into the touch they longed for "Why are you avoiding us?" 

Y/n snapped back to their reality and with sad eyes, gently pulled back from Pearl's touch before shaking their head 

"Do you need us to help you?" Scar asked and his voice made Y/n want to curl into his side 

Y/n didn't realize how much they missed the rest of the Boatem crew and tears welled up in their eyes as they realized they might have to do this forever to get over them

"Talk to us Angel," Impulse kneeled in front of them "We're here to listen to everything you have to say." 

"Don't you dare make me fall in love with you," Y/n croaked, throat constricted and eyes watery "Don't you dare enchant me with those eyes. If I fell through your skies, there's no way you would catch me. There's a tear in my heart, but your patch wouldn't match me. Being near you still adds to the size of my sighs. There's still seismic events at hellos and goodbyes, and I still need reminders of why it's unwise to stare.  So don't you dare..." 

"Y/n?" Grian asked, his familiar hand made Y/n melt to his touch and sigh in relief before continuing with their eyes forced closed 

"Don't you dare make me fall in love with you... Don't you dare do something so cliché. Just get out of my daydreams, you're an unwelcome guest and stop making me miss you 'cause you leaving's for the best. 'Cause I just couldn't stand having you as my crutch

"You're a simmering stovetop I was tempted to touch. If you ever return, it'll burn me too much to bear... So don't you dare..." Wet droplets sparkled as they fell from Y/n's eyes and the group watched as the love of their life cried softly while attempting to reject them 

"And I know it's all so shallow, but a shallow cut still stings! And before my heart becomes Amelia's heir, I need to clip its wings!" Grian winced at the metaphor and Y/n's chest heaved as they continued "So don't you dare keep mocking me with those thousand little things that I adore! Let me ignore you, don't let me care!

"And don't you dare leave me still in love with you! Nothing's fair when love is war!" Y/n sobbed as they shouted their words to the group who stood speechless at them, wanting nothing more than to comfort them, to hug them, to remind them that they are safe and they will still love Y/n... even if they didn't want it "And I just can't endure any more of the fight! When the casualties rise with my heart rate each night! Though I know I'm to blame for the glances I'd steal, for the time I kept spending pretending it's real... And now that it's ending, I still have more feelings to spare!

"But don't you dare... Don't you dare..." Y/n slumped in their chair, head ducked in attempts to hide their red blotchy face, to hide the tears of knowing Y/n wanted them but knowing they can't dare to even think about having them, to hide the tears that just can't seem to stop at the thought of losing Boatem

of losing their symphony 

It was just... too much to even imagine 

At least, it was until a hand brought Y/n's face up to look at the group 

Mumbo

"Oh Angel," He sighed "Is that why you were avoiding us? Because You were scared of falling in love?" 

Y/n nodded softly and Grian moved behind them to untie the bounds "I don't want you guys to find the imperfections in me after we start dating and then... leave... I never want that again. I never want to be used for your greedy purpose only to be discarded when you guys find someone else." More tears welled up in their eyes "I don't want to be the imperfect stain on your life."

"Oh my angel, to me, You're perfect." Mumbo sighed and pressed his lips to their forehead. When he pulled away Y/n grabbed his face and pulled him down to press a kiss to his lips, gritty with redstone dust but lighting up with the electricity between them. Mumbo gently wiped Y/n's tears off with his thumb as he mumbled sweet nothings against their lips 

Once they pulled apart and caught their breath, Mumbo pulled them into his arms and held them tightly as they calmed down in his arms. The others joined in to either sit next to Y/n or place a hand on Y/n

just to remind them that they were there and would never leave

Y/n had never felt so... adored

Is this what it felt like to be truly loved by people? 

Masterlist

[hcwritter]

Howdy ! I juste followed you but i did a before on tiktok,sad that you left i've got a request if you Can Do it pleasee ? Its about fell sans nsfw and with aftercare i love your content btw 💗

-SPECIAL REQUEST FROM A FOLLOWER DATING ONE SHOTS-

‼️⚠️NSWF⚠️‼️

( my opinion )

Side note: you didn’t specify if you wanted headcanons so imma do fanfic since it’s nswf and after care ^^ i hope you enjoy

Fell:

It was a nice summer day at snowdin, ironically there’s no snow this summer but nice warm breezes and no snow onsite but green grass. But it would have been a cherry on top if your lover, fell. Wasn’t such a man baby and making a huge fight between y’all over mustered. “Geez relax, can’t you let it go?” You annoyingly sighed after then crossing yours as the taller skeleton stares down at you with his red glowing eyes, “what would you do if someone used YOUR last mustered, huh?!” He yelled childishly “well for starters, I wouldn’t make it a big fucking deal because i can easily just buy a new fucking one!” You yelled back way more harshly than before.

Fell took a step back and clenched his heart and was sadden in expression “i-…ugrr!” He groaned and irritatedly walked away and went upstairs. “Oh yeah! Walk off like a fucking kid huh?” You tried to bring him back but he only stayed in silent. After a few hours it’s dinner time now and Papy told you he will be staying over by alphys for the night, “great..” you sighed stressfully and got to get your coat and your boots on and grabbing the keys “hey bitch face! Im going out to get chicken tenders alright?” You expected a yell or at least a noise but not a peep was heard. ‘This guy..’ as you left.

After you got the food with the drinks you lock the door and went to the dining table expecting him to be there but none, no one was even downstairs and now a thing was moved. “He’s seriously gonna be this petty?” You started to feel the anger boil up as you snapped and went up stairs and started to pound on the door “hey asshole! Wake up! We have to eat dinner, its chicken tenders so you don’t have a reason not to eat!” You yelled but only got nothing, “are you serious?!hey!” You we’re about to bang again but then it opened and your fist stopped on top of fells head starting at you weirdly calm but you notice his eyes were red and puffy “.. what the hell happened to you” you lower down your fist and stared up at him as he was only silent and then tried to close his door again but you stopped it with your hand and forcefully opened it wide and let yourself in “hey! Im not done talking to you asshole! What is wrong with you?!” You started to lecture him but he only looked down at his feet and took it in silent “hey! Im talking to you look at me!” You aggressively yelled as he finally looked but then came along him aggressively holding your shoulders and pulling you closer to his face seeing his mid grinned expression “listen here dip shit, your lil mouth of yours have been getting filthy lately. Why don’t we shut it up? Aye?” He suggested with a grin as you tried to get loose but he was now lifting you up and taking you to his shoulders and slamming you down to his bed and pinning you.

“F-fell! Get off me this instant!” You tried to push but got your both of your hands tried with his hand as he was now hovering above you “ relax doll face, i won’t be gentle ” you grunted “you little shit!” As you hissed at him and glared “let go!” “oh? Why would i? You were the one barging in my room” you blushed knowing somehow this would happen but never expected your predictions would ever come true but now your facing it right now “i was trying to help you eat dumbass! Not this! Pevr!” You spit as he only giggled and lowered himself “oh really? Then why ya nipples hard then doll face?” He pointed out as it was true,you were turned on. Your nipples we’re sensitive and he knew damn well, “lets me just~” he let go one of his hand on your wrist and pinned you with one hand one and one now teasing your nipple and playing with it with his middle finger. You groaned and moan at the sensation “f-fell! Stop! Pl-eaah!~” the sudden hot air and tongue that was placed on top of your breast was enough to skip through foreplay, “wow~ seems like this is the trick to turn you one faster huh dollface? Heh, what a slut.” He grinned as he his muffled word’s insulting you was just the cherry on top of what you want to add right now. “Fell please..I’m sensitive there..” “oh yeah? Thanks for letting me know doll face” “h-huh?!-AGH!!~” he took that information and got into sucking with the other side and and kept on switching on each nipple and leaving bite marks on’em, “ya like that doll face? Yeah?” He tease as he bites it hard in front you as you look down at him with embarrassment as he starts to lick and kiss the bite mark tendering it and repeatedly doing the same thing all over again.

“Fell! Please stop! It’s too much! Im..im..im leaking..” you tear up as your legs were shaking, fell grinned and happily let go of your wrist as it lazily traced to comfort tour breast from the abused “ahh..~” you tried to touch your own chest but it’s so sensitive you can barely touch it without twitching, “leaking huh? Let me see,spread.” He demands but you huff and did the opposite and tried closed your legs but before you could even close them properly he has it hold on your knees and knew you were about to pull some shit like that and was prepared. “Ah-ah-ah dollface, listen to daddy” he groans, the word ‘daddy’ to phrase himself got you to unconsciously spread your legs for him “good girl” he went to slide off the bed and drag your hips with him your legs hanging off his bed as he is on his knees and pulling your legs on his shoulders “this is such a beautiful view” he complimented as he was adoring your cunt as you only stayed embarrassed and hide your face with your arms “hiding your pretty face now?” He giggles as he leans towards your cunt and then started off with a big lick that made you moan loud “ah~ you like that aye? Ill give ya some more” as did,he was eating you out like it was the tastiest thing in the world. The soft licks and sudden flicks made it so exciting and fun, even the grips on your thighs was enough for you to arch and buckle up your hips making him have a face full of wet pussy.

“Mhmm~i love it when you thrust your cunt onto my face” he said as he licks of the wet spot on his cheeks as he counties to devour you while making eye contact. Seeing your body twitch and whine and arch was making his own cock hard as hell, he then pushed his tongue inside you all of the sudden making you squeal and squish him between your thighs and wrapping your legs around him pushing his face further inside you as you moaned once again “yu kow i luv diez” “what was that?” His words were muffled and couldn’t be heard and so instead of letting go and saying what he wants to say he instead pushed further and starts to wiggles inside you. “Agh! Fell!~” the sensation was so godly good you could feel tears on your eyes as you feel like stop and let go and pull away, “phew.. dayum girl, you got me drowning in this pussy” he compliments as his fave was covered with all of your cum as you flusteredly giggle, “geez thanks?” You replied as he chuckle himself as he went to fix your position and put your legs back in bed and got flipped you guys over. “Huh?!” “Heheh..come on doll,ride me” you playfully tapped both of your ass as he enjoyed it giggle with his hand “but..” “hm?” “I don’t know how to..” you shly said as you hunched over due to embarrassment “hey hey, it’s okay my love. Ill help you.” He wholesomely smiled as he lifted you up as you hold on to his hands as he lowered you to his cock, “FUCK! T-TOO BIG!” You cried out as tears were falling from your face as you held his hands for support. His cock was so big you could see the seeable budge on your tummy, “fell..” you cried out his name as he wipes your tears away “come on my love, you can do this” he encouraged as you then took that encouragement and waited for yourself to adjust as, after a few minutes the pain went from a an agony to an addiction.

“Fell.. please hold me” you offered as he did so, holding hands as he watches you bounce on him slowly, god it felt good. The slow downs were enough to throw his head back and eyes rolling, “god..keep it coming my love” you nodded as you start to go a long faster and slamming down his pelvis hard each time, taking it all out then taking it all in, the repeated sensation was just god like god for the both of you. “Oh god my love..” “fell..” you both became a moaning mess as it only got worse as you started to go faster and faster, his cock leaking a good amount of his thick cum on the side of your cunt as it sticks on your ass and created this spiderweb strings every time you lift your ass up and slam it back down creating a lewd sticky noise. “Oh god darling im gonna fucking cum-“ “me-me too!” You both got tense and got faster as his grip went from your hands to your ass and your hands on his chest as both if you went into a devilish and lustful sensation as both of you came on each other and in each other,

the heavy puffs before you fell into on top of him on his chest as you wrapped your arms around his neck as he his on your body and held you close. “You dis amazing my love, so great” he kisses your forehead as you giggled at the warm kiss as you lifted your head and kisses him on kiss cheeks as both you laid there for a few moments . “So are we alright now?” She asked with a mischievous grin “hmp! Maybe I could consider this as a possibility” he childishly hmps as both you only laughed at the dumb fight and kissed once again and went to shower together and got into y’all’s pjs and went down stairs to eat the chicken tenders while watching Disney.

“I love you so much” you look at him with a genuine smile as you lean into his arm, he giggles and wrapped one arm on you and leaned his head on you “i love you too darling” as both of you enjoyed the rest of the night and slowly and cozily fell asleep together in the coach under the warm fuzzy blanket as both of you cuddling into slumber.

[zdogswife]

OMG hiii I see you've never written a blog so can I just give you a starter? Smut with all of the boys please 🥺😭😭 I hate that emoji but yeah you don't have to (aged up if your doing younger boys as such as aonung, Loak, neteyam rotxo,)

OFC MY LOVE GIRL YKNOW I GOT YOUUU ITS GONNA BE A LIL ANGSTY BUT THAT SINT NEVER HURT A SOUL??

Song to listen to

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Warning: Slightly hard smut, cheating, choking, yandere basically, emotional, Angst, nOt making up, loak is a hoe, pregnancy , getting back together, fluffy at the end, language

Summary: You and loak have a nice life or so you thought 💭

You're a moaning mess your loincloth thrown to the floor loaks too he's rutting into you at a fast pace "Loak my god don't fucking stop yesss," you moan out "wasn't planning on it your to good f'me " he says wet squelching sounds can be her heard from his fast pace " damn baby yessss" loak says he feels you clenching knowing your at your limit he gives you soft slow hard thrusts "CUMMM" with that your body shakes around and you squirt all over his abdomen " stay baby I'm not done yet " he flips your body around plays with your clit with his tip and gently slides in "to much damn daddy" you speak " he starts throbbing inside you but before you can pull him out warm stick thick cum fills your womb he plants kisses all of your face then begins to clean you up.

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You wake up and suddenly feel weak you feel the need to scream and throw up you start to call loak over to help you but he's not there "Damnit loak I think I'm sick" you get up to throw up only to realize loak never came back the yesterday when he left you to go play with his friends you grab your bow and get ready to call your ikran thinking something happened to him "Please be okay" you whisper taking off with your ikran to his family marui which would usually be empty due to there schedules you land and began to get ready to charge but you hear sounds "damn you loak calling me another bitches name no your motherfucking girlfriend name who the hell are you" She storms out and you hide when she's officially gone you walk back in realizing he did something he shouldn't have done he cheated " you cheated on me loak?' you asked knowing the answer " baby yes I'm sorry I thought of you the whole time I said your whole fuckin name y.n " He yelled when he is the one that should be getting yelled at " LOAK AFTER EVERY I'VE DONE FOR YOU YOU GO OUT AND DO THIS AS IF I'VE DONE NOTHING" You yelled you walked out you weren't leaving him you needed space.

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Guilt guilt is what you thought when you found out you were pregnant you needed to reconcile with loak you needed to but you couldn't see him he should've never ever cheated on you, you needed him to apologize to you. You decided the least you could do was tell him and hope for the best you hop off of your ikran going to his family marui you open the makeshift door , you walk in to all eyes on except loaks ahem you clear your voice " I'm pregnant." You state and all eyes turn on loak but loak at you with widened eyes you walk out with your head dropped low not wanting to make eye contact with anyone else but you didn't know loak had followed you but you did when he tugged at your arm "what the fuc-" you spoke or tried to but you were interrupted with loaks words " I'm sorry day and night I think about what we should've been your the most amazing thing that has ever happened to me I cannot bear not being with you," he spoke with his ears flattened "Lo what you did to me wasn't right at all you hurt me and cut me like a knife I tried to make it right and avoid you but I can't I love you ," you say with tears as you press your forehead onto his 'Can I kiss you?' loak asks and you nod your head in agreement he pulls your face in and cups your cheeks in both hands he places his lips onto yours and grazes his tongue over your lips before sliding into your mouth before breaking the kiss he gives you a smirk. "loak don't do that ever please I was wrong leaving you alone to suffer but you were wrong to let's make it right for our baby " he nods and rubs your still flattened stomach .

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"Ready for our date baby?" Loak asks, you two promised each other to take each other out every week to keep your love going and growing " Yes dear I it will take awhile He keeps growing making my life harder each day" you giggle at what you said but you didn't get a response from loak next thing you know he's right beside you "He?? Baby we're having a boy omg little loak Jr omg" you stop and burst out laughing at the thought of little loak running around skipping and hopping on your marui pod loak takes you out finally you walk around the ocean to see bioluminescence everywhere he pulls out his hand for you too hold to get inside the water "loak were are we going?" You question, he doesn't answer and calls for his ilu your in awe as you arrive it was a secret no private cove hidden inside the forest part of the ocean you stood there mouth propped open you were taken from reality itself until a hand pulls you out of the trance he pulls you into the small pod he attacks your face with kisses he pulls yo both onto his ilu and you start moving as the ilus pace increases you hold on tighter. swimming in circles you feel the need to breath but you're having to much fun, but finally you two have to come up and you do so! " Loak I love you and your son to the end up time" you speak and he smiles as happy tears trail down his face " I love you ma itan I love you yawne" he says and you both kiss passionately before you both say ''oel ngati kaimie''

Hii hope you enjoyed it (: I can do another part if need be love you sweet dear

[spacecadet-ticklesinspace]

aww I love the idea of raspberries being Peter 2’s “signature” ehehe

I LOVE HOW ONE WAS GIVING OTTO TIPS THATS ADORABLE

I like to think that two always has stubble so when he gives raspberries it’s the best worstttt😂

I has a sentence starter: “ok then, let’s do an experiment” :)

maybe one and three talking about how twos raspberries are the most effective and they decide to experiment where Twos raspberries affect them the most :3

ler! Peter 2 obviii and lees one and three <3

(Awww, this is a great idea Anon :) Thank you ❤️ I've never done a double Lee before so this was fun to try! :) Hope you enjoy! ❤️)

"Ok then, let's do an experiment."

Peter 1 and 3 both squealed as they were pulled onto their backs.

"Twoho!" One squeaked.

"Yes Peanut?"

"Behe gehentle."

"Aww, yes Peanut. I promise I will be gentle." Two soothed as he stroked his younger brother's hair.

"Hehe usually is," Three added.

"I am." Peter 2 used extra webbing to hold their feet down. "But I don't want you two kicking me from behind."

The giggles spilling out of the younger two grew even louder now.

Two wrapped a leg around each brother. "Now if I let you keep your hands, you both have to agree not to pull my hair."

Peter 1 giggled. "Wehe prohomise."

The oldest turned to Peter 3.

The middle brother nodded. "Ihi prohomise tohoo."

Two nodded. "Okay, I trust you both. Now, where should we experiment first?"

Both younger brother's blushed.

"No suggestions hmm? Well, why don't we start from the top and work our way down."

Peter 2 chuckled as both 1 and 3 turtled and nervous giggles began to fill the room.

"Do I have a volunteer to go first?"

Neither younger brother could answer, they were both a blushy mess.

"Well, if I don't have a volunteer, I guess I get to choose." He booped Peter 3's nose. "And since this was your idea, why don't we start with you?"

"Uhum . . . Ohokay." Peter 3 lowered his shoulders.

Peter 2 wasted no time nuzzling his face into the crook of Three's neck and blowing a raspberry into that sweet spot.

"AHHAHA!" Three squealed.

"That was a good response, but what about the other side."

Peter 2 repeated the same process on the other side of Three's neck.

"NAAAHAHA! JEHERK!"

"Oo, I got an insult on that one." The oldest then turned to Peter 1. "What about you?"

When Peter 2 repeated the same process on the youngest, he managed to get a snort.

"Ahand I get a snort out ohof you. Awww."

The youngest growled playfully. "Nahat cuhute."

"Oh, but you are. I have the ears to prove it."

In response, Peter 1 blushed even darker and shoved his older brother. Two chuckled and grabbed his hand. "Thahank you for giving my next spot."

The next instant, Two blew a raspberry up his arm. He started with One's palm then his wrist, his elbow, and finished with his armpit. Of course the armpit one got a shriek.

Three's responses weren't as loud, but Two still managed to find a sweet spot on the under side of Three's arm just above his armpit that had his younger brother cursing through his giggles. Even his other arm produced the same response.

"Awww, that was a cute response," Two cooed. "Now, do you want to pick the next spot Button?"

"S-suhure. Juhust gihive mehe aha---a mohoment.

"Take your time." Meanwhile, the oldest turned to the youngest. "How are you holding up Peanut?"

"Ihi'm tihinglyhy!"

Two couldn't help but laugh at One's response. "Tihingly is a gohood feeling."

Peter 1 nodded.

Now Two turned to Three. "Have you chosen another spot Button?"

"Crahap! Uhum . . . Tuhummy?"

"Is that what you want?"

"Y-yehes!"

"With pleasure Button."

"Oho noho, oho noHOOOO! IHIT TIHICKLEHES!"

Peter 2 tested a few different spots on Three's tummy, but the best response was a spot just under his ribs.

"NAAAAHAHA!" Three snorted

"Awww! I got a snort! That's soho cute."

Three blushed. "Ihim nohot cuhute!"

"You both say that but I guarantee that you two are absolutely precious." The oldest winked at Three. "Watch this."

Peter 2 then attacked Peter 1's stomach with raspberries. Of course One's stomach was more ticklish than Three's so Two was able to find multiple spots that produced squeals and snorts.

"Yohour tummy has the best responses Peanut, but I think Button has you beat in the rib department."

"Yeheah hehe dohoes!"

"Hey!"

"Ihit thehe tuhuth!"

"He's right Button." Two winked at One. "Just watch."

"Wha---AHHHH!"

Peter 2 had lifted his younger brother's arm and blown a raspberry into Three's sensitive rib.

This made Peter 1 giggle. "Sehee?"

"He does have you beat on that rib." The oldest lifted One's arm. "But you're pretty sensitive here."

The next instant, Two blew a raspberry into One's uppermost rib causing him to border on silent laughter.

Peter 2 then rolled the youngest over. "And back here too."

"NoOOOOO! THEHE BLAHADES!"

"Hehe's got your shoulder blades." Peter 3 teased.

"I did." Peter 2 calmly turned Three on his side. "And now I'll get yours."

"W-wahait!"

Two blew another big raspberry into Peter 3's shoulder blades. While not a huge response, Three did squeal when a raspberry was blown under his shoulder blade.

"Oo, new spot unlocked." Two teased. "I don't think we've tried that spot yet."

Peter 2 could see that his younger brother's were starting to tire quickly. "Why don't we call it a tie for now, you guys look like you're getting tired."

"Awa, buhut wehe wehere---." One was cut off by a yawn.

The oldest smiled softly as he removed the webbing around his brother's feet. "I know you were having fun Peanut, but you guys look exhausted. We can have fun tomorrow when you've rested."

Peter 3 rolled over and snuggled closer to One. "Ihi could uhuse a nahap."

"Mmm . . ."

Peter 2 lifted the blanket over his baby brothers. "Come on you two, time to sleep."

Peter 3 wrapped an arm around the youngest and pulled him close, his eyes already drifting close. Peter 1 wasn't far behind, but he was still pushing to keep his eyes open.

"Is everything okay Peanut? Did you need something?"

One made a grabby hand at Two.

"Oh, I see."

The oldest scooted in next to his younger brothers and wrapped them bothe in his arms. "Is that better?"

Peter 1 nodded and Two watched as his eyes slowly slipped close.

He really did have the cutest little brothers.

[ayukaze]

Okay so after a weekend of consistent playing, I'm here with my thoughts on Pokemon ScarVi.

First disclaimer, I'm playing my e-shop purchased copy of Pokemon Violet on my Switch Lite and have not yet experienced any intense bugs or glitches that are being shared online by other users. My one problem as of now is that my character takes a while to display when I'm shopping for hats and stuff or changing the uniform.

So moving on, I LOVE PALDEA! The architecture and topography is wonderful and very rich and so easy to get lost into. And I mean that literally too because love and light to Gamefreak for thinking that I, a functioning adult, will not get distracted for 1 hour following a trail of shiny objects on the ground 😔🙏🏻 I want to publicly apologise to Galar Champion Leon for making fun of his directional skills all these years, I'm sorry Leon I love you and I now know how hard it is to stay on track 🫶🏻

The Pokemon designs are objectively fitting for the region, subjectively a hit and miss, and yet despite of it all somehow (YES YOU'RE READING THIS RIGHT) I'm yet to add Pikachu to my main team 😭 This has never happened before, I mean Pikachu is my lord and saviour I love it more than life itself, but then some of the Paldean pokemon are just too cool to be boxed! So my current team is this:

Captain Q the Quaquaval [My starter]

Zoro the Cyclizar

Charlie the Charcadet [Soon to be Ceruledge]

Bombirdier [No nickname because that's a bomb ass name right there]

Mimi the Pawmo

Shiro the Grafaiai

I obviously am short on time so I've been taking it slow, I've done 3 gyms, 2 titans and 1 star base so far. I thought of following a set order but then I kept getting lost in the wild, so now my current process is just taking on whichever challenge I can navigate myself towards 💀

Nemona is pretty cool, and also so down bad for the protagonist haha 😆 If Ash came to Paldea after his PWC, she would 100% become instant besties with him.

Arven was a bit annoying at first sight lol, but after finding out his backstory, I started to like him a lot. A soft boy who can cook, sign me the f up!

Director Clavell is so funny, iykyk 🤣

I have a lot of theories about Cassiopeia and Penny and Team Star, but I'm gonna try and finish that route to see if my predictions are correct before I say anything! [NO SPOILERS PLEASE!]

And my absolute favourite thing about the game, WE CAN WASH OUR POKEMON!!! Honestly it's just such a fun, intimate moment people share with their pets in real life, and now we get to have that with our pokemon too! Also the reactions the pokemon give out while getting washed are really cute, and while I suck at placing the ingredients correctly on a sandwich, this is the one thing I truly enjoy about the picnic option.

So that's all, I hope I make more progress in the coming week!

[writing-good-vibes]

The Halloween prompt list was such a good idea! I feel like some of Brad's are perfect for the Halloween season. I have a few requests, but if you can't do them all that's totally fine.

Requests:

Sheriff Brackett: scene starter #27, making smores.

Charles Lee Ray: scene starter #22, haunted house

Billy Bibbit: scene starter #7, trick or treating

Hope you are well and healthy. Happy Halloween 🎃

hey thank you for requesting !! 😊 i did a little bit for each one as you asked so nicely !! 💖 brad's characters do lend themselves pretty perfectly to halloween scenarios which is excellent for us. thank you again for requesting, i hope you enjoy and have had a wonderful spooky season 🎃 !! warning for a little bit of smut in the chucky one.

sheriff brackett

"I've never made proper s'mores before," you comment absently as you throw a box of s'more flavour pop tarts into the shopping cart that the Sheriff is pushing around the store.

"What?" he stops still in the aisle, looking at you wide eyed.

"I've never made s'mores?" you repeat.

"Well, we can't have that can we?" he sets off again, a more determined spring in his step as he backtracks through the store, you following behind him.

"What are we doing?"

"We're going to make s'mores, sweetie," he grins at you, "I cant, in good faith, let you go another day without."

"Aw, c'mon, you don't have to go to all this trouble," you blush, looping your arm through his and pulling him close as you walk back through the store.

"Nothing is ever any trouble for you sweetie."

As promised, after dinner you sat, wrapped up against the clear October chill, around the firepit in the backyard.

"Here," the Sheriff's long, warm fingers close around yours as you hold out the stick to put the marshmallow over the fire. "You hold it like this, see, high enough so it doesn't catch fire."

You laugh, your hands shaking as you try to keep the marshmallow steady. The smell of sugar fills the air and you lean back against the Sheriff, his soft breathing a soothing sound.

"Okay, now turn it a little, so it toasts all 'round."

You do as he instructs, turning the marshmallow slowly over the flames.

Soon enough, the marshmallow is done and Lee reaches over for the graham crackers and chocolate. He holds them out and lets you press the gooey marshmallow between the crackers.

"There you go," he hands the warm s'more over to you, licking his fingers clean afterwards. As soon as you take it, you feel the sticky sweetness on your fingertips.

Taking a bite, you realise what you've been missing.

"Good?" he asks.

"Very," you smile, the sweetness sticking to your teeth.

charles lee ray

You and Chucky were on another drive around town, the radio blaring as you poked through a bag of halloween candy.

"Want one?" you ask, shaking the bag in Chucky's direction.

For once he keeps his eyes on the road, but sticks his hand out towards you for you to hand him a few pieces of candy.

"Please?" you tease, but he just sneers at you and thrusts his hand out more pointedly.

Conceding, you hand him some candy, including at least two of his least favourite to get back at his attitude.

"Hey," he grumbles when he looks at what is in his hand, leaning forward and taking his other hand off the wheel to unwrap one of the candies he actually likes.

You laugh at his complaining and keep poking through the bag for your favourites.

"Where are we going anyway?" you ask, look around at the suburban streets that you'd been driving around; blocks and blocks of picket fence houses and neat flower beds and double garages.

"It's a surprise," he teased, leaning back in his seat again, chewing his candy open mouthed.

Begrudgingly, you leaning back too, letting the radio fill the silence and buffer the anticipation of Chuck's 'surprise'.

Eventually he leans forward in his seat, pulling the car up to a curb and stopping outside a house. He cut the headlights and let the darkness of the street envelope the car. On first appearances, the house looked like the rest of the houses on the street; double fronted, pale blue shutters, vanity lawn. That was until your eyes focused on through the darkness and you could see that it looked worse for wear. The paint on the shutters was greying and the lawn was nothing more than a browned patch of scrub.

"Who's house is this?" you ask, before another possibility dawns on you. "Aw, c'mon Chucky, I thought you weren't working tonight!" You'd barely seen him all week and you were about to be fucking pissed if he'd brought you along on a job when he promised you a date.

"I ain't working," he insisted, "this is recreational." He turns of the engine and gets out of the car, not waiting for you to follow.

Quickly you opened the passenger door and closed it behind you as quietly as possible, not wanting to attract attention from the goddam neighbourhood watch.

"You gonna tell me why we're visiting The Brady Bunch?"

He laughs shortly at your joke, walking slowly up the path to the door so you could catch up with him. "This place is haunted."

"That's bullshit," you laugh.

"Ah, maybe," he shrugs, "but people did get murdered here. It was in all the papers when I was a kid."

"Really?"

"Really. House never got sold again so we used to break in and see if we could see a real ghost."

"You never did?"

"Nah." He looks up at the decaying exterior. Sharp eyes scanning the cracked and gloomy windows. "Anyway, c'mon."

He jams a hard shoulder against the front door and it busts open in a cloud of dust. Chucky takes your hand and leads you inside.

"Chucky, this place is a death trap," you grumble, looking around at the debris on the ground, the bowing floorboards that you're scared will give out under your weight.

"It's fine," he snarks, heading straight up the stairs, a single-minded glint of determination in his wide, clear eyes.

You shouldn't have been surprised when you found yourself on your back, Chucky's weight pinning you to the dusty wood floor of what you presumed was the master bedroom.

"Chuck," you gasp, his cold hands unstoppable as they work under your clothes, unbuttoning your jeans and hooking into your panties.

Soon you stop feeling the cold, Chucky's heated skin against yours and his horrible, wonderful dirty talk in your ear. You can't help the sounds that leave you, wails and gasps and "oh, god, please".

"You keep screaming like that and people really will think this old place is haunted," he laughs, breathlessly. His stupid fucking laugh.

billy bibbit

"We ought to buy a few bags of candy in case any kids come by tomorrow night," you suggested. You were looking through the kitchen cupboards to see what you needed from your grocery store run.

"D-Do you th-think a lot of people w-w-will come?" Billy asks.

"I don't really know," you shrug, this was your first halloween living together and you didn't really know the area that well yet, "I've seen a few kids around but I don't know if there are more."

He shrugs back, though it's more like a nervous tic than a response. He waits a minute before saying, "I-if n-no one is g-going to come around, w-w-why don't w-we go out i-iiinstead?"

"What do you mean?"

"I-I-I know w-we're too old for t-t-trick or treating, b-but we could ssstill dress up a-and walk the neighbourhood?"

You consider it for a minute before your face lights up with an idea. "Billy, you're a genius!"

He's still smiling but looks at you with a questioning tilt of his brow.

"Ahh, c'mon we've got find some costumes!" you say, darting out of the kitchen and towards the bedroom, your half-finished shopping list left forgotten on the counter top.

Billy hurries after you, only slightly concerned about the excitement his suggestion seems to have unleashed in you.

Three hours later, you present your full costume to Billy. He's sat on the couch and admires you dutifully as you twirl in your long, black gown. Or, the closest approximation you could make to a gown out of what you had in your closest.

"You l-l-look a-amazing," he sighs, holding out his hand for you.

You take it, dipping as gracefully as you could manage to sit on his lap, "And you make an excellent Gomez." You kiss him on the cheek, leaving a smudge of blood red lipstick behind.

Billy's wearing a suit, his only suit that he brings out for special occasions, and you'd manage to tame his curls back into a prim and proper style for once.

"Are we ready to go?" you ask, reaching over the pick up the pillowcases you'd left on the coffee table.

"Y-yeah, it'll be fun?" he smiles, but there's a hint of a question in his voice, like he still isn't sure of his own idea.

"Sure will, you excited?" you ask, but before he can answer you tilt his chin, pressing your ruby lips to his.

When you pull away, he smiles again, sharp eyes softening for once as he glances from your lips to your eyes. "Y-yeah, I guess I-I am."

[a-tale-of-legends]

kinda new to your blog so sorry if youve already said these, but for the ask game- what are all of your ocs' starters? and do they have nicknames?

Hello!!! I hope you're enjoying your time here on my blog!

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Jin: Hello! My starter was treecko. She's a Sceptile now, haha. Her name is Vivian.

Kohaku: Oh man, remember when we first got our starters?! Oh that was so long ago....anyway, I chose Torchic -

Jin: Because you wanted to kick my ass back then.

Kohaku: Hey, I had Haru way before you got Vivian! And it's not my fault you lost to me on your first battle-

Jin: I'm only teasing, dear.

Kohaku: Yeah, yeah....anyway! Haru had been my since.... forever! He's a big strong Blaziken now too !

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Kenji: Oh! Starters? Ooooh hold on, I'll be right back! * Runs off shouting* TATUM!!!

Aiko: I don't have a tradition starter, since I already had Louie, my Azumarill. I've had him since he was an Azurill! Though I think my dad, Professor Elm, was planning to give me a chikorita until someone stole her.

Silver: You said countless of times that you didn't want a starter!

Aiko: True. But I like bugging you, so-

Silver: Oh my god-

Kenji, carrying a Feraligtr: OKAY I'M BACK!* Places the Feraligtr down* Sorry that took a bit. She was sparring with Apple.

Silver: Did you really have to carry here all the way here? You have her PokeBall.

Aiko: Yes. It means my training is working.

Silver: Chucks training.

Aiko: Which he taught to me and I taught to Kenji-

Kenji: ANYWAY! This is Tatum, with bestest girl in the world! * Squishes Tatum's face* Isn't that right girl?

Tatum: *happy noises*

Kenji: Yep! Ummm....who hasn't said anything- oh Beryl! BEEEERRRRRYYLLLLL-

Beryl: Kenji,I'm right here. I've been here the whole time.

Kenji: Oh. Sorry.

Beryl: It's fine. My starter was a cyndaquil by the way. He's a Typhlosion now. Not the hisuian one. His name is Asher.

Kenji: And that's our starters! THANK YOU FOR ASKING!

Aiko: YEAH THANKS!!!

Silver: Why are you two yelling-

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Danica: .....hey Kiran.

Kiran: Hm?

Danica: What was your starter.

Kiran:......wha? You already know- oh it's an ask.

Danica: Yep.

Kiran: You could have started with that.

Danica: Are you going to answer the question?

Kiran: Alright, fine. My starter was turtwig. He's a Torterra now and his name is Bodhi. There.

Danica: I chose Chimchar. Mostly so Barry wouldn't get her.

Kiran: I doubt that would have done much in terms of Barry's....Barryness.

Danica: Yes, but you love Barry's Barryness.

Kiran: A-and you don't?

Danica: You know exactly what I mean by that.

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Alexis: Starters? Well * gestures to the Samurott on resting near him* This is Kai. Given to me by professor juniper when we started our journey.

Elliot: Lucky for us, Kai had a twin of her own! *points to the Samurott lazily resting his chin on her lap* This lazy bum is River. I love him dearly.

Eva: My starter was Tepig! Her name is Hazel and she's the best!

Wayne: I never really planned to get a starter, or be a trainer in general. But Clay- I mean, Dad convinced me to get one. I got a snivy! Her name is Lexi and....is it surprising to say she's fully evolved?

Eva: Nah, you're just a cool trainer.

Wayne: Hehe....thanks.

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Okay so as much as I want to rp the xy protag and sm ones, it gets difficult as I'm doing a nuzlocke of y, so any team building for that is up in the air. However, I made a rule that the starter cannot die . For the SM protags, Ames has a starter, but Poppy is a bit hard for me write now.

Basically, Jude has a Froakie who I'm currently naming Zephyr, Dante is getting a chespin with no nickname right now. Amsonia got a Rowlet who I forgot the name of. Whoops. Poppy is a difficult case given I need to figure out how he fits into my version of sm.

Okay back to the rp!

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Naomi: O-oh! Hello! Um...oh man I wasn't prepared for this-

Carol: Yo! I chose Grookey! His name is Twigs!

Naomi: M-my starter was Sobble! His name is Neptune....

Carol: Water starters with water based names must run in the family huh?

Naomi: I....I guess so!

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And that's it!.....okay no. There's Sakura Ume and Zero Yamamoto. Buuuuuuut. I'm lazy lol. Also I haven't played as Zero yet.

I hope this was too your liking. I may have went overboard for such a simple task, but I had fun and I hope you have fun reading it!