#a random thought appeared

[ashxketchum]

Mimato & Taishiro double dates to the arcade or karaoke where they split into team bffs and compete over everything. Koushiro and Mimi DECIMATE Taichi and Yamato and then the two idiots end up paying for everything.

[panevanbuckley]

soulmate au where your soulmate's thoughts appear on your skin except your soulmate has adhd and your body becomes a living canvas of nonsensical, never-ending, constantly entertaining trails of thought

[flamingpudding]

The Stand-in Job

Danny loved his job. It was an easy on call job he got rather on accident. But it paid well and gave him enough time to deal with ghost matters outside of scheduled work hours.

Though now he got stuck in a situation his Boss had not provided him with a script and or explanation how to behave for.

Danny was a simple Stand-in. Sort of like a Stuntman kind of job. His boss was paying him to simple take his place during public appearances, or meetings with no big decision he has to sit through just to listen. Or on the easiest of days, to just sit in his boss office so it appears that someone is there while his boss was doing who knows what. Danny doesn't question, that's why his boss liked him.

But again, no where in his contract was described how he was supposed to handle this situation. So now he was stuck having beat up a couple of wannabe kidnappers and some vigilantes talking to him all casually going on and on how 'Tim', his boss, wasn't supposed to do that to not risk his public image. Should he record this as evidence for his Boss? It sounded like these vigilantes were spilling some of his boss' secrets that shouldn't be known to the public.

Tim just needed someone to sit in his place to make it appear like he was there when he had cases to work through. Danny was the perfect hire for it and Tim liked very much that Danny doesn't ask questions, like he understood. Yet when Danny sent him a text questioning how he should behave as Stand-in in front of Gotham's vigilantes.... Tim wasn't sure if he should feel offended or highly amused about his siblings not realizing that the one kidnapped in public hadn't been Tim but his Stand-in Danny.

[vynnyal]

I've been having a delightful time stumbling over my emojis being used in random servers, so here's more

[hisbucky]

*Eddie adds Tommy to the husband group chat* Michael: Who is that? Bobby: Buck's new boyfriend. Eddie: Be nice. He's sorta my boyfriend too. David: Since when did that happen?! Chimney: I'm still wondering that myself. Tommy: I guess I should say hi...? Eddie: Before you ask, Buck's not in here cause the other chat collectively kidnapped him. Bobby: I still remember that war — Michael: What war? Athena decimated us.

[psink]

It's interesting how consistent Kuusuke's disdain towards his grandparents is. Especially since it's never really acknowledged. Here's a compilation: • Preventing them from learning about Kusuo's powers

• Angering Kumagoro by attempting to take the money from the car

• Playing around with him and causing him to faint

• Including him in the GBG plan

• Telling Kumi to keep using the machine despite knowing the side effects and how much she cares for her appearance

• Almost causing their divorce

• Messing with Kumagoro again

[Kuusuke: Well then, sorry grandpa, but could you wait alone for a bit? I'll come pick you up right away. Kuusuke: Ah, but my high-performance drone isn't working well...And it'd be tough for dad to go back and forth…]

[ace-and-the-rpg-horrors]

just realised that Emma, supposedly Crystal's friend, was never mentioned again!!

i mean, she VERY begrudgingly paid for the boys to solve her case, so it's a bit surprising that when they got back to London, the little Victorian girl didn't immediately barge in, demanding to know what took them so long and where the hell her bestie was LMAO

[thechaoticfish]

i really love the idea of terms of endearment being food-themed in hobbit culture so hear me out

Bilbo referring to Thorin as his blueberry pie?? or literally anything with blueberry at this point, since, you know Thorin usually wears blue clothes, has blue eyes and is kind of associated with this beautiful dark blue colour

[puhpandas]

I miss u fnaf fandom I miss people having new interesting stuff to talk about like we did with SB and ruin and a large alive fanart and fanfic community and not ok this game had no comprehensible plot and this games plot was already revealed 2 years ago and its still like 6 months or more until it comes out

[susielesbianism]

every time I see a picture of irl Toby fox my brain struggles to comprehend that that guy is actually him. In my mind he is that little dog and that white guy with the dark hair is just the human representation of him, not the other way around

[hidden-by-a-trench-coat]

Got the sudden urge to post so here we are

Thinking about The Unrelenting Aubergine again too much- as much as I love Ditch (they consume so much of my brain) I would love to see more stuff about James - especially his dynamic with Titch, but maybe also his dynamic with Margaery

And just more stuff about Margaery in general - I love her, she is amazing. I want more fics just about her (I’d write them but I don’t know what I’d write 😭 I’d write the James and Titch stuff too, and I have some ideas, but not how I’d write them and they’re just general concepts. I’d love to hear more, too)

[mh-midnight-wanderer]

[Imagine a scenario where Jackson and Holt are twins and somehow Holt ends up in the underworld with Heath's dad: Hades]

Hades: Exactly how long do you think you've been down here?

Holt: I dunno. A couple of days?

Hades: Oh Holt Holt Holt..*places his hand on Holt's shoulder*.It may feel like that, but it's actually been 80 years. And I'm afraid that by now Your dear brother Jackson is DEAD!

Holt: …Great, so he’s here then!

Hades: What? No, he’s dead! But he’s not here. He’s…

{Hades points up with his finger}

Holt: *squint* not buying it.

Hades: “wHFKRKRL- not buying it??!”

Holt: Listen, I know my brother. And if he’s not down here, then he’s not dead. Which means he’s coming to save me.

[chiefcroissantdeanbanana]

Thinking about it, wouldn't Mavbo be Immortal x Mortal?

parkour civilization 2 spoilers below!!

So, as we all know, in the end Evbo becomes the parkour god and EMF becomes the parkour champion. yea?? Since EMF has the champion boots, it basically makes him immortal. Until another person takes his title. Until he isn't the champion anymore. Wouldn't his immortality be taken away with him? Like what we've seen with The Old Man, he dies due to old age because he doesn't have the champion boots with him, and just because his age really is coming to him. Not even command blocks could save him, his death was predetermined from the start. He is a mortal, no matter what title he has.

So is EMF. EMF is a mortal. A mortal with the champion boots that basically gives him immortality, but without that, he is "fragile". without the boots he can't regenerate without food, and his hunger isn't always full anymore. Worst of all with a mortal is that. They can die due to old age. And. and and. Evbo can't do anything when that happens. He can't save EMF. he can't use command blocks, and his godly powers can only summon his spirit. He can't bring him back no matter how hard he tries because he is the god of parkour. What use is parkour in reviving someone?

Now imagine with me, a situation where EMF is dead. Generations upon generations of champions come and go, and Evbo is just alone. He's just like the previous parkour god, a bystander, the audience, just watching.

Missing his trusted ally, the person who stuck through him thick and thin,

His champion, his mortal, his human, his friend,

God's favorite.

[sorrinslays]

What I am about to propose is very self indulged and a dynamic just for me, but

I really want to see a quest where it's just Black Swan, Gallagher, Mr. Reca and Sampo.

[jigzsaw]

Was gonna say that the cruelest thing gege ever did has nothing do w Gojo and is actually the fact that he took Sukuna’s acrylics but then I realized… Sukuna has his nails when he’s first introduced… but then after Uraume is introduced, they never get long and pointy again… hmm

[zukkaoru]

the thing about fem!dazai is that she would not look like that. she would wear the same exact outfits she wears in canon. she would not wear makeup. she would grow out her hair only because she's too lazy to cut it, and she would rarely actually brush it. (the messy look is part of my charm ;)) her nails would be bitten and picked at, and if she ever were to wear nail polish, it would have been forced on her by either chuuya or yosano. she wouldn't wear heels because she doesn't like pain. she wouldn't even have her ears pierced because she doesn't like pain. chuuya tried to convince her when they were teenagers and she kept coming up with increasingly absurd excuses for why she couldn't get her ears pierced. she wears socks with flats because it's more comfortable even though chuuya ridicules her endlessly because "don't you know how horrendous that looks". (why are you looking at my feet? dazai retorts is it because you can't see any higher than that?) the only times she's ever dressed up were for undercover missions in the port mafia, and she griped about being uncomfortable in her clothes and shoes and makeup the entire time. she doesn't even look at her reflection, so why would she spend hours curating the perfect look? she just throws one of her three outfits on and goes