#James sfth

[svnnyd4ys]

SFTH character tweets!!

[hidden-by-a-trench-coat]

Got the sudden urge to post so here we are

Thinking about The Unrelenting Aubergine again too much- as much as I love Ditch (they consume so much of my brain) I would love to see more stuff about James - especially his dynamic with Titch, but maybe also his dynamic with Margaery

And just more stuff about Margaery in general - I love her, she is amazing. I want more fics just about her (I’d write them but I don’t know what I’d write 😭 I’d write the James and Titch stuff too, and I have some ideas, but not how I’d write them and they’re just general concepts. I’d love to hear more, too)

[sunwayholm]

'When he sees me' But it's mostly just Tich being overdramatic

[moulinruno]

It was a demon- well, that's how he interprets it.

[corporealchaos]

Y’all did not disappoint, that was FANTASTIC! They walked the line between being absolutely hilarious and emotionally sincere so well. The character arcs were amazing, the stagecraft was hilarious, and the romance was actually the sweetest thing ever. Not sure how I'm going to function from here on out as this is not going to leave my brain, but I have zero regrets!

My friends: Do you have any weekend plans?

Me: I'm watching a play! It's my first time seeing it, but I've heard good things.

The play:

[thenightshadowqueen]

The best character from each longform

(in my biased opinion)

This is (obviously) a long one, so if you do want to read it, more below.

(Also I left out the Patreon plays. I might do a separate post for them later; we’ll see.)

Jimmy (Tom, Toby’s Secret Pocket)

Look, Jimmy is the best. He’s adorable. He’s the representation we as the autistic community needed. He has happy flappy stimmy hands. He can’t walk through doors. We love him. (STOPINTHENAMEOFTHELAW!!!!!)

André Beetroot (AJ, Burglary and Bobsledding)

André Beetroot (André Beetroot) was iconic the first time around, but his return as the first recurring SFTH character obviously had to be memorialised.

The boy witch (Sam, Moist and Magical)

I was tempted by the witchfinder general, but the boy witch won out with “Henry Cavill with a wasting disease” and his thick accent. Also the cheeky little look he gives his grandma (Luke) when he flips her off wins him a lot of points.

Hugh’s mum (Tom, Marigolds Bluebells and Hugh)

She’s, like, a fair bit unhinged, but she has good intentions. She’s got amazing quotes, too; “why couldn’t you have just stayed in my womb forever” and “if you love something, lock it up” are both deeply concerning, but I love them.

The wife (Tom, Murders in Space)

This one is kind of an obvious choice. I mean, her quotes are glorious, and honestly “have you ever heard of feminism, James?” gets her top spot automatically.

Mario the sheep (Sam, the Lighthouse)

Was this even a question? I love Mario intending to be a one-scene character and then being forced to star in the whole play. I love the human bits. I love “🐑fuck you🐑”. I love the sheep (aka Sam) having a fucking breakdown at the end. 10/10 all around.

Titch (Luke, the Unrelenting Aubergine)

Listen, I was very tempted by Old Lady Margery (and by Derek), but in the end, canon queer guy with commitment issues and insane amounts of blindness around his own feelings won out. What can I say, I have a type in fictional characters.

Troll Son (Luke, Wine Under the Bridge)

Everything about this character is perfect. Screaming as hello? Colourful troll as a metaphor for being queer? Correcting a geography fact? It’s got it all. It’s perfect. I love Troll Son and his wine bar in Ipswich.

Juliet (AJ, Caesar and Juliet)

Is anyone surprised? She’s a murderous girlboss. “[My mother] said you have to be careful about men; they can be corrupted with power. But what she didn’t know is that so can woman.” They can, and I’m here for it. She’s bathing in blood and her skin is glowing. I love insane women.

Watson (Sam, the Mystery of the Midnight Circus)

Watson, driven mad with grief over his divorce and his one-sided love for Sherlock, becomes a murderous clown. Am I supposed to not love this? Is there even another choice in this play? And his breakdown at the end was gorgeous.

Priscilla (AJ, Pricilla’s Final Petal)

I was very tempted by both of her mums, and also a bit by the groundsman, but ultimately, Priscilla won out. She’s the title character. She’s confused, but she’s got the spirit, and she’s working through her trauma with a buttercup and a piano lesson. Good for her.

Marty (Sam, the Evil Make-a-Wish Kid)

I considered the seven-year-old detective, but in the end, Marty won. He’s evil. He’s a make-a-wish kid. What more can I say? He’s got an iconic smirk. He burns down all the petting zoos on the entire planet (and his mum). He dies at the end. He’s brilliant.

Derek (Tom, Susan’s Holiday)

There were a lot of great options in this one, but “I like looking at the back of another man’s head” was too good to pass up. Also, I adore the whole monologue he has while he’s waiting to be buzzed in.

The gasoline salesman (Luke, Beetroots and Murder)

Okay, I know he’s only in, like, a quarter of a scene. I know that. And I can’t tell you why I love him so much but I do. He’s just. I just love him. I can’t explain it. There are so many great characters in this play, but the way he says “could be, could be” has captivated me. If you understand the way my brain works, please contact me, because I don’t.

Peter Steven (Tom, the Milkman)

I love so many characters in this play. I love Gareth, and I love the Texan bartender, and I love David the milkman. But Peter Steven is the sweetest, most traumatised little boy and I want to protect him. I will adopt him and I will never make him walk on his knees again. I will throw away the PS5 and I will let him dig up the back garden as many times as he wants.

Johnny and Janae (Luke and Tom, the Neighbour’s Under the Bed)

I know they’re two separate characters, okay, but they’re a set. I want to keep them together. And I just can’t choose, okay? They’re two autistic children whose neurodivergence presents in opposite ways, and their parents don’t know what to do with them, and oh look, I’m back to wanting to adopt traumatised children.

Captain Egbert (Luke, the Leftenmost Window)

Shoutout to the mum, but Egbert won this one. He’s, like, kind of an idiot. I’m here for it, though. He’s got the iconic “diluileayilybilyeilysilym” speech. He wants to go to the ~astral plane~ but he’s waiting for his birthday. He lets his wife dip him into a kiss even though it’s 1940. I love him.

The king (Sam, the Prime Minister’s First Day)

Listen, I love several characters from this one, but I’m going with this one. He’s unapologetically a dick. He wears impenetrable armour made from diamonds stolen from Indian subculture. He’s impossible to beat. He’s brilliant. (Also did anyone else kind of find Sam hot as the king or is that just me?)

Franz Haberburg (Sam, the Excited Chinchilla)

Obviously fuck Nazis (god I hope that’s obvious). That being said, some of SFTH’s best characters are Nazis, and this is one of them. He’s glorious. I have never seen such a brilliant rendition of a Nazi chinchilla.

The Italian detective (Tom, the Ingredients)

He can’t pronounce paella. Do I need another reason?

Chip (Sam/AJ, the Cardboard Stegosaurus)

Oh look, another traumatised child! I want it. (No, but seriously, I love Chip and his English/French seizures.) Also he’s one of the few characters who switches actors mid-play, and I love that.

Persephone (Tom, Wild Wet and Worrisome)

She’s amazing. “HEY!” is a gorgeous siren call and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. She deserved a happy ending and I’m still sad we didn’t get one. I like to think she swam to the shore and found Geoff again, and they lived happily ever after on a boat at sea, singing and not having to kill anyone.

Full Set O’Hands and his love/bother (Luke and Tom, No! I Always Loved that Caravan)

I know, I know, another set of characters, but you really can’t separate these two. They’re insane. I adore them. They’re just… Honestly, these two are comedy gold. Good for them because they are fucking timeless.

Andrew (Luke, All Eyes on Nigel)

Listen, Andrew is a naive little thing, and he must be protected at all costs. He goes through so much shit in this one, and I just want to wrap him up in a blanket and send him to rehab.

Magnus O. Puss (Tom, BUS)

Okay, this was a VERY close one between them and Arthur B. D., but Magnus is a genderqueer icon and we love them for it. Also, I feel like this is some of the most unhinged Tom content we have and I live for that.

Jeremiah (Luke, Inside the Mysterious Cube)

I was so torn because I love Bubba, too, but I’m trying to avoid putting sets of characters where possible, and Jeremiah just edged past Bubba because his death scene was gorgeous. (That is a mildly concerning reason to have a favourite, I will admit.)

Lord Lafayette (Tom, the Midnight Mystery)

You may be noticing a pattern; I adore Tom’s insane characters. We just don’t get to see that often enough. I love his very sexual flirting with Lady Lafayette (Sam). I love him making fun of the detective’s (Luke’s) shirt. I love “what does any self-respecting rich man do when he has a little boy in tights” followed by “captured—and only captured” as a save. I love him.

Dangerfield (AJ/Tom/AJ again, Once Upon a Time I Killed Mum)

I love the confusion when Tom briefly takes over as Dangerfield; it’s not often we get to see AJ understanding something that Sam doesn’t (I say this with all the love in the world). Dangerfield is so fascinating to me. He’s a “cleaner” for a crime lord, but he has mixed feelings about the things he does. I want to know how he got into it in the first place. How did he come into this life? I want to know.

Barry’s wife (AJ, the Hare who Wore a Sweater)

I don’t remember her having a name, but I could be wrong about that. She’s so sweet; she just wants to knit sweaters for the hares in peace. And then Jimmy the hare gets shot, and she and her husband go on a revenge plot. I’m here for it. I love her.

The king/tank commander (AJ, the Oopsie Daisy Bulge)

He’s obsessed with tanks. He used to have gay sex with his fellow tank commanders, but only as a joke. He sailed all the way around, through the other landlocked counties, into the east of France, and they never saw it coming. He drove tanks into the ocean. He’s so stupid he’s almost smart. I love him.

The landowner/farmer (Luke, Too Big to Be a Jockey)

He farms peasants (Luke, you genius). He’s such a dick, with his classist remarks about Johnny Jones, but somehow I love him anyway. His interview process is looking at a photo of someone and then hiring them, and he’s honestly wonderful. I love him.

Larry (Tom, Long Johns—Strike!)

Literally the only thing he does on screen is die. That’s it. That’s his whole purpose. And he does it beautifully.

Wizard Asceroth (Sam, the Dark Moons of Slough)

ASCEROOOOTTTHHHH!!! (I don’t have another reason. I don’t need another reason.)

The French waiter (Luke, Lost in Your Eyes)

I don’t know. I really don’t. But something about this character has stuck with me since the first time I watched it. Gorgeous accent. He kisses Amanda (Sam) for no reason at all. He gets stabbed by a gun. I love him.

The Lady of a Thousand Don Juans (Luke, the Meringue Haberdashery)

She tricked her husband for years. She murdered her own child. She has been a curse on all the Don Juans in this town. She’s one of the only villains who win at the end of a longform, and that’s very impressive. I love her.

Xavier (Tom, Oh my God is This a Joke?)

(Please refer to my previous statement about Nazi characters.) Okay, look. He’s a horrible person. But we as a fandom choose to disregard that because Tom looks amazing in a leather jacket and scarf. I am not above this. I am, in fact, a part of this. Tom looks amazing in a leather jacket and scarf. “I will die as I have lived…. Shirtless!” has to be one of the most iconic lines of all time. There was never any competition.

[hellsquills]

Just the boys losing it in “The Lighthouse” (1st and 2nd) // Juliet stabbing Senator Pish in “Caesar and Juliet” // The chatty waiter and Peter's dad in “The Milkman” // Titch and James making up in “The Unrelenting Aubergine” // The biggest heart eyes ever in “The Unrelenting Aubergine” // Bubba and Jeremiah in “Inside The Mysterious Cube” // Peter Steven singing “Annie” in “The Milkman” // Two very normal caravan buyers in “No! I Always Loved That Caravan”

Endless SFTH gifs [ 18 / ?? ]

This one is dedicated to the one and only @h3adph0nez, whose posts always make me laugh my ass off. Thank you for the prompts and for your amazing contributions to this fandom <3

(If anyone wants gifs for text posts please let me know, I lack ideas and I LOVE doing these)

[i-may-be-an-emu]

hi!!! I'm curious about your favourite sfth duos? they don't have to be romantic 👀

(I THOUGHT I POSTED THIS BUT IT WAS IN MY DRAFTS 😭😭)

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HELLOO

I have SO many gosh :)

(also thank you so much for the ask this made a stressful day better)

Ok:

Scottish Batman and robin- classic and a great duo

FULLSET AND LOTS (Now. They’re a romantic one. Technically. But. Them!! Like yes. There’s that. But- it’s them!!))

Geoff and Jeff. (Wild wet and worrisome) they’re brothers and they’re grieving and they don’t know how to handle it and they can’t communicate and I love them for it

JOHNNY AND JANAE!!!!! MY BELOVEDS!!!!!

HANK AND GARETH. ALSO ROMANTIC BUT I LOVE THEM IM INSANE ABOUT THEM THEY NEEDA KISS.

THE SPIRIT OF SOMERSET AND HIS FRIEND

ALSO JUSTIN WILLOUGHBY AND HIS KIND IF FACIST FRIEND WHO KEEPS BEES SOMETIMES

Susan and Tracy are SO underrated

THE BLUEPRINT GUYS FROM EVIL MAW KID I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I SHIP THEM AND SO DOES TOM AND I LOVE THAT

SENILE SHERLOCK AND CLOWN MURDERER WATSON. THEM.

TROLL SON AND TOBIAS!!!!!!!!! I JUST!!!!!! THEM!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you know I have to say Derek and Titch. I just have to :)

also Titch and James!!!! More as a post-canon idea of how their relationship could grow and they could understand each other a bit more and grow as people :)

THIS ONE IS A GROUP OF THREE BUT CLOOHICKY (Clancy x Doohicky) WITH JIMMY AS THEIR ADOPTED SON MAKES ME ILL (/pos)

ALEXA AND JANUSZ 😭😭😭😭😭😭 THEM OH MY GOSH THEY MAKE MR SOB (/pos)

FATHER ANDREWS AND PHANTOM BETRUVIA NEED TO KISS AND I KNOW YOU SAID NOT NECESSARILY ROMANTIC BUT I HAD TO SAY THEM :D

I also LOVE Jasper and Jimmies little friendship from the podcast!!!! It’s so sweet!!!! And I thought Andre x Snakehips was interesting too!!

any thoughts? :) <33

[mostlyintact]

Thank you for such a lovely quiz! ❤️

the unrelenting aubergine brainrot returned so I made this uquiz

it's my first time making a personality quiz and honestly it's kinda fun lol I want to do it with all my favourite longforms now

[morhido]

Tfw you're six whole ass chapters into posting a fic and then you realise you never promoted it on your tumblr lol. Anyway who remembers that silly au i made where jimmy is spiderman? It's a fic now :>>

Title: The Amazing Adventures of the Spectacular SpiderJimmy

Summary:

Okay, let's actually do this one last time.

My name is Jimmy Alvarez! It's short for James, but only my lola calls me that. So, Jimmy, please!

I was bitten by a radioactive spider. It's a long story.

And for the past two days, I've been the one and only Spiderman.

Clancy and Doohickey are roommates who are definitely not into each other. Andrew is a transfer from the Manchester police force who just wants to prove himself. Sam is an officer who wants his nephew to be safe. Jimmy is an academy cadet who wants to do right by the world, impress his father, and be the best that he can be.

He is also the mask-wearing, web-slinging, wall-climbing hero Spiderman, and currently being hunted down by the NYPD for acts of vigilantism and destruction of public property.

OR: i saw that the sfth fandom didn't seem to have a spiderman au, and i took matters into my own hands.

[xkaleza]

MY favourite characters imo of sfth are

-James (The Mockingbird) patreon exclusive* ("I Killed the Mocking Bird") HE'S SO COOL!!! I'm being so fr- like, yes. king shit to terrorize your nephew because your sister was more happier and didn't like you killing her pets. I have gotta make a character sheet of him....

-"Little Girl" (Alien) + 532 (the robot) patreon exclusive* ("She Came From Beyond") I have so much fanart of these two.. I LOVE the idea of 532 teaching the alien how to be a human being- while also giving her a parental role she didn't receive, don't know the name of the alien girl but she is so terrifying, plus I'm a sucker for mentor + child relationships. :))

-Mike (The Massacred Angel) patreon exclusive* ("The Angel Massacre") idk why but this is my favourite character that AJ has played, an evil villain that only does things because he's clearly bored. it's the exact character trait of being immature that's actually just. so funny.

- British Transit Police (The Conductor) #40 ("Strange Noises from the Hole in the Wall") very Ghibli movie vibes.. but I like that luke finally played a clueless/stupid character for once (/hj) his character is the most silliest man with absolutely no brain and it 100% works.

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hoping to find more of my people,,

see ya round !!!!

(old art)

[wordswhisperinthedark]

Ohh I just had to clip it

OHHHH SOMERSEEEEEETTTT

[meneatyoghurt]

Two things I've laughed at a lot today:

New SFTH play

Elis James speaking Welsh in a Mancunian accent

[austintacious-language]

The Biopic

Working Title: I Can Explain (but it's funnier if I don't)

Directed by Richard Ayoade (hopefully. I feel like he could convey the weird)

Dream Cast

Austin: Florence Pugh ('you have the same crying face') or alternatively Thomas 'Tomska' Ridgewell (despite being a cis man in his 30s because 'once you’re enough of a british nerd it becomes its own gender') depending on scheduling

Austin (Voice-over): Miranda Hart (I copy pasted my personality from her)

Austin's mum: Melissa Mccarthy/Kate Winslet (depends who's available, we love them both)

Austin's dad: Peter Capaldi (Same eyebrows but seems less of a dick. Would keep his Scottish accent but have a staring contest with the camera every time it's mentioned that he's Northern Irish.)

Austin's brother: Colin Morgan/Ben Barnes/Keanu Reeves/Henry Cavill/Collin O'Donoghue/Tom from SFTH/Yves Morris (literally any tall white man with dark hair. Preferably a different one in every scene.)

Austin's Sister-In-Law: Tilda Swinton (weird looking witchy woman)

Austin's other sibling: Kristen Stewart (gay and hates Twilight)

Austin's Grandma: Meryl Streep (she's just pretty cool. And we love Mama Mia)

Brian: Bill Nye

Austin's Grandad:

Elisabeth: Imelda Staunton

@lemonboiiievanthekelmpie : Brennan Lee Mulligan (from age 14)

@lemonboiiievanthekelmpie 's brother: The Lovely Carl (generic theatre pretty man)

@littleadult-sizedfox : James Acaster (from age 12)

Austin's friend (2017-2023): A cartoon crow (at the appropriate moment, they transform back into a human and like with Beauty and the Beast, everyone's a bit disappointed)

Austin's crush at ages 16 and 19: Cameron Chapman (I have a type, and it's twinks who need more sleep)

Jem: Timm Chalamet

Mori: Ben Culleton for the bit, or a slutty marionette, or Yung Gravy

Ty Tennant (my inevitable husband): David Tennant (in a badly bleached wig)

Soph the Director: Elliot Page (they look so identical I keep confusing their posts for each other it's a problem)

George the Theatre Slut (broadly affectionate): Yves M because it's funny

Also featuring Waterparks but they're playing each other

Alternatively, Waterparks are played by The Apocalypse Players and The Apocalypse Players are played by Waterparks with @littleadult-sizedfox as Dominic Allen

Waterparks as Fell Out Boy, Fall Out Boy make a cameo in the audience. NEGATIVE 25 as Waterparks.

I'm so good at casting

[youling-the-ghost]

assigning songs to sfth longform characters because it's 11 pm and sleeping is for nerds

Titch (The Unrelenting Aubergine) - Are You Satisfied? by MARINA

Derek (The Unrelenting Aubergine) - I Do Adore by Mindy Gledhill

James (The Unrelenting Aubergine) - Wrecking Ball by Mother Mother

Bubba (Inside the Mysterious Cube) - Mr Loverman by Ricky Montgomery

Jeremiah (Inside the Mysterious Cube) - Army Dreamers by Kate Bush

The Lafayettes (The Midnight Mystery) - I Love You Like an Alcoholic by The Taxpayers

Hugh (Marigolds, Bluebells, and Hugh) - Bruno is Orange by Hop Along

Troll Son (Wine Under The Bridge) - Softcore by The Neighbourhood

Xavier (Oh My God, Is This a Joke?) - Savage by Bahari

Persephone (Wild, Wet & Worrisome) - Too Sweet by Hozier

Geoff (Wild, Wet & Worrisome) - One Way Mirror by Ricky Montgomery

Jemima Steven (The Milkman) - Glimpse of Us by Joji

Peter Steven (The Milkman) - Brooklyn Bridge to Chorus by The Strokes

David Jeffrey (The Milkman) - Strawberries & Cigarettes by Troye Sivan