xkaleza
xkaleza
kale xD
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Twitter: xKaleza "THE KALE IS GRRR... FREE!!" -- "THE KALE!!"Massive SFTH enthusiast, I'm sorry for spam liking, it's NEVER on purpose!!also- I'm okay with anyone spam liking my stuff :) its a community! and i never judge people on here for liking what i like. I think it's adorable <3
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xkaleza · 2 days ago
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Just watched The Screams of The Damned. My jaw dropped so low I'm going to need Alys to summon it back up.
This is one of the many plays that made me go, "You're telling me this is improvised?!!"
Every single joke. The plot. The characters. Comedy CANNOT possibly get better than Shoot From The Hip. Neither can improv.
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xkaleza · 5 days ago
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hey wait who was gonna tell me that The Plagueround starts on the same day that the RTC kids fucking die??
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xkaleza · 7 days ago
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Omg guys c'est Xavier
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xkaleza · 8 days ago
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"excuse me sir! there must be someone you've confused me for" ahh longform
proud of the background on this one, but i totally thought that john david belonged to hell and there was no mistake.
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xkaleza · 12 days ago
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Hehehee these are very fun to make :)
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xkaleza · 12 days ago
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Re watched Wild, Wet & Worrisome and I love Persephone!!
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xkaleza · 13 days ago
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LOCOMOTION!!!
he is my favouritest guy to ever. locomotion i would die for you
redesign!!
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xkaleza · 14 days ago
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watched through all the sfth longforms after seeing a few and deciding i needed to tally how many kisses were in them (i also definitely messed up my tallies so if they dont add up right shhhhhh)
i counted how many shows had kisses, how many kisses, how many each person got, and how many each pair had to work out who was deemed the most kissable by the others
firstly, out of (at the point of writing this) 58 longforms, 17 of them featured at least one kiss, making that about 29% of the shows
the total number of kisses was 23 (meaning an average of 1.3 kisses per longform)
now for the pairing statistics (in alphabetical order):
aj/luke: 3
aj/sam: 2
aj/tom: 3
luke/sam: 3
luke/tom: 7
luke/suki: 1
sam/tom: 2
making luke/tom the most common pairing in the longforms by over 2x
for the individuals (again, alphabetic):
aj: 8
luke: 16 (almost one kiss per show with a kiss?? despite being the one most often missing?)
sam: 8
suki: 1
tom: 11
so yeah everyone likes to kiss luke….
bonus stat: number of times dipped in a kiss!
AJ: 0
Luke: 4
Sam: 1 (it was luke in leftenmost window)
Tom: 0
basically luke gets little guy treatment and everyone loves a bit of a dramatic kiss
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xkaleza · 15 days ago
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Some warmup sketches and studies with the improv boys. 😊💖
Finished under the cut👇
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xkaleza · 15 days ago
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can’t believe I’m seeing them tomorrow!!!!
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xkaleza · 15 days ago
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I love this longform so much y'all have no idea. Fanart for We Buried the Wrong Guy :3
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xkaleza · 15 days ago
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Oops...gave Annabelle a gun....
[ID: Digital sketch of Annabelle, on her horse, pistol hand aiming. /end ID]
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xkaleza · 15 days ago
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We buried the wrong guy….
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I promised myself I'd only spend one hour on this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ quick little painting for yesterday's longform! (Click for quality, Tumblr ate this one lol)
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xkaleza · 15 days ago
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Life Advice From The Hip:
Don't kill someone over Beetroots
You can store your used Tampons in the shed. Just be careful about the bees.
In case of an apocalypse: find a city planner
Be Careful™
Milk perishes quite quickly. Especially if you leave it out in the open
Mind the credenza
ALWAYS get your Chinchillas snipped, for the love of god
Pay your waterbill in time or they are going to shut your boy fountain off
Whatever you do, DON'T tell Scottish Batman to fuck off
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xkaleza · 15 days ago
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sfth arent better at playing female or queer characters because those roles will always be played more authentically by people with the life experiences tied to being a woman or 2SLGBTQIA+, but they are better at “writing” those characters
tv and film writers seem to try so hard to cram in “good representation” but because they have that sort of agenda to fit, lots of characters feel stale and one faceted
shoot from the hip are good at creating compelling characters in general with good story arcs, and they dont think of their female and queer characters representation, they think of them as fully fleshed out people who happen to have a trait that makes them different from the western patriarchal “default” of cishet white man. the gender or sexuality of their characters is irrelevant to the quality of character they play and the character’s personality its irrelevant to what role they get to play in the narrative, because they play the role that is needed and the character gets molded from there.
it also definitely helps that they dont live in a weird bubble of only knowing cishet men, and are friends with people from all sorts of other demographics because it means they care about the people they’re representing and the stories they are telling, so even though its not scripted, they tell good stories and stray away from burying their gays (‘oh good we didnt kill the lesbian’). they care about their stories and the people who they are representing in them and it shows
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xkaleza · 15 days ago
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"she's evil stab her through the heart!!" and then this is her
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xkaleza · 1 month ago
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I had so much fun making this. Haven’t animated anything since high school, but here we are!
The audio is from one of my favourite party quirks they’ve done! Linked below :)
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