#{ this ones for you nina!! them >:) }

[snek-eyes]

Queen instrumentals playing in Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death

(instrumentals arranged by Eos Counsell)

(insp. / template / BoRhap breakdown)

[soy-bean-factory]

had some thoughts about certain characters having halos with specific looks to them, so i drew it.

//explanation(?) in the tags if your curious vv

[honeyxmonkey]

Marya and Colm sharing embarrassing baby and toddler stories of Wylan and Jesper to the other Crows who are eating it up

Anytime either of them start to complain about something Kaz is doing, he just gives them his hundred yard stare and whispers any number of the embarrassing child stories he now knows about. Both of them shut up real quick

Inej is a little more gracious about it, but she still finds opportunities to tease them about it

Nina just can't stop laughing for like a week straight

Matthias doesn't outright tease them, but now he understands why Wylan keeps handing him small bugs and various frogs whenever they go outside literally anywhere

[lilisouless]

Nina: Kaz is so awful, he is only in the mission for the money

the other crows who are also there for the money:

[ejga-ostja]

Just Dance night at the Van Eck mansion

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Wylan: *At the garden centre holding a 4ft tree* Told my husband I wouldnt buy anymore plants… what should I do?

Put it back

Call him and negotiate

Buy it now, apologise later

Sneak it in and gaslight him into thinking we’ve always had it

[asilverose16]

is it mad if I say I like the shadow and bone series just for the crows. I mean yes the others are good stories, good plots and who are we kidding, hot. but there just something about the 6 of em that I cannot and WILLNOT get over EVER.

I mean just look at them

[bitchthefuck1]

It's always so funny to me when people call Kaz a serial killer or a murderer bc like. boy do I have news for you about the other crows.

[suusoh]

I just think nina would be soooooo complicit in johan's yandere tendencies with his darling. She'd be so worried, but at the same time, this is the closest she ever got of her brother finally making a friend, much less having a freaking crush on someone, after pleading and forcing him to try to form connections with people and to do something for himself in his life. So not only is she letting it slide, but she's lowkey encouraging it as well, softly making you turn a blind eye as she comforts you, and tries to suggest you just brush off his behaviour for now... he just cares about you— a lot! And that's really rare for him! So... how about... how about you don't worry about that for now, and just... just try to understand that he really likes you, okay? She's sure his talks of making you move in with him so early is just... the kind of cute boyfriend talk when they're enamored? It's just his way of showing how much he wants you around... there, there, he really just likes you.

[jaxieus]

Monster but furry ?!

[hoarder-of-dragons]

Dream Good Omens Movie plot

First 10 mins of obliterating Metatron and saving the World (again).

Next 80 mins is just them, in their South Downs cottage with montages of selecting the furniture and wallpapers with Aziraphale dragging Crowley around, Crowley pretending to be upset but not so subtly giving his two piece of fashion advice. Show me the duo bringing the plants and settling in their home. Give me a long drawn out apology and confessions. Give me the tears and fluff and their happy beginning.

[soupsandstars]

:')

[bleaksqueak]

You faced a powerful opponent... and lost.

Special omake comic by @elanorpam

Read today's page!

Read from the start

Support artists and the production of this comic

[lilisouless]

You know, I like how the ships had “their thing”

Kanej got the hands shots

Malina got the tender nose rubs

Wesper got the best stares

Genya and David got the prettiest words

And Zoyalai got a fandom patient as fuck

I wanted to end this up with the joke but i’d be just like netflix if i ignore how the girls got…well, sidelined, that’s what they got

[elles-home]

modern au zosan thoughts to nina nesbitt’s the best you had

i don’t know if i’m gonna flip the pronouns but maybe sanji is bisexual? so it’s post break up and sanji is with a new girl. it’s only three weeks but why does sanji look so happy. why does he look so happy, so, so soon. they were together for six years. six years, and three weeks was all it took for sanji to be posting about his new girlfriend, happy and wonderful, and soft and gorgeous in ways zoro isn’t.

is that why he broke up with him? because zoro can’t be soft in the way he needs softness, because zoro can’t love the way sanji needs to be loved? because god knows sanji was loved, zoro aches for him with his mind and soul now, his body unable to maintain the rigid form instilled into him over years of training as a swordsman, the values of maintaining his inner strength wavering, and he cannot breathe.

(he pulled himself up. but he couldn’t breathe)

sanji needs words, and zoro was a man of action. there was never a thing sanji needed or wanted that was not done. and sanji, despite having the same love language when it comes to being a giver, really, really needed words when it was his time to receive. and zoro tried. he did, but sometimes trying isn’t enough, he supposes. if it were, sanji would still be with him.

zoro tries not to keep up with sanji’s social media, he’s doing a good job at no contact (a man with few words ought to be, right? it’s not, zoro aches. he looks at every corner hoping it’s sanji coming to pick him up because he got lost again, he looks at every aisle in the grocery store they frequented, he aches in ways when his friends obviously split their time between sanji and zoro). and he wants to move on, but sanji’s social media is the only way he can keep tabs on him. he just wants to know if he’s okay! and if a stab to the heart whenever he sees her pretty brown locks that fall down her shoulders, well that is the price he must pay for playing games he should no longer be allowed to play.

when he’s staring at the ceiling during lonely nights, angry and malicious and so, so hateful, he thinks viciously that at least she won’t be able to hold him down like zoro is able to. sanji liked it so much when zoro held his precious arms captive above his head, when his lips would trail from his ears to his throat and back to his ears and instruct to keep his hands right there for me baby, don’t move, and sanji would huff and puff but his hands would never move. not even as zoro glides lower and lower, leaving a trail of bruises, purple pink in the pale skin that reddens so easily, even as zoro gets a little mean with his teeth around his nipples, even when zoro holds to that tiny waist, his large hands leaving circle marks when they tighten around his waist. his waist was so small, is still, and zoro thinks vindictively, she won’t give it to him. she won’t worship his body like zoro did.

he wonders, if sanji thinks of zoro when he fucks his new girl. he hopes sanji realises she won’t be able to give what he could’ve, what he would’ve, what he had been giving.

as long as he’s the best he’s ever had, zoro is okay, he thinks. or he will be, but he knows. he knows deep in his heart, that he’s the best he’s ever had. so he will be okay.

when? he doesn’t know. in the meantime he will keep filling the void with bodies, (he wondered if this was what it was for sanji too (he soon realised it wasn’t))

the best sanji’s ever had. zoro’s sure that’s him. he’ll be okay.

(maybe if he repeats it enough, it will be true)

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Nina: How many toddlers do you think you could take in a fight?

Jesper: Do I get prep time?

Nina: Yes, but the toddlers get it too

Jesper: Then none, they’ll unionise