#our bcb’s if you will

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Nina: How many toddlers do you think you could take in a fight?

Jesper: Do I get prep time?

Nina: Yes, but the toddlers get it too

Jesper: Then none, they’ll unionise

[sanguinifex]

Ok, I have just realized what I don’t get about tiktok: first of all, how are there people who can organize their thoughts, into words, more fluently and accurately in speech rather than text, especially when it’s academic language, and second of all, why is it more appealing to watch a slow video rather than a text post, when the video is literally just someone basically reading the equivalent of a text post out loud, with no special effects, diagrams, or nothing?

Like, are people rehearsing saying all this stuff with the correct order and pacing before they speak, or are they just…thinking concepts entirely in words from the get-go or something? How does that even work?

Seriously, every time I have to watch one, it’s the exact same sensation as calling your insurance because the web portal is down, and you have to sit through the goddamn robot voice saying unskippable shit like “did you know? You can easily find benefits online at doesntwork.fuckyou.com,” which if that were true you wouldn’t be fucking calling, and “please enter your date of birth as an eight digit number, with two digits for the month, two digits for the day, and four digits for the year” as if you haven’t been doing that on various IVR systems for the entirety of your adult life, and “a description of benefits is not a guarantee of payment. Claims are subject to eligibility and medical necessity based on the date that services are rendered and the the terms, conditions, limitations, and provisions of the policy in force,” before you can FINALLY ask how much deductible you have left or what your coinsurance for an MRI is, and it reads it in the slowest, stupidest robot voice ever? And now you’ve been on the phone for ten minutes and you could have looked this up in 30 seconds if their goddamn useless GUI-overloaded piece of shit website that they’re too stingy to hire enough webdevs to maintain actually fucking worked?

Well that’s what it feels when I have to wait for the goddamn subtitles to cycle through on a tiktok that should’ve been a goddamn text post.

[book--brackets]

Summaries under the cut

The Forbidden Library by Django Wexler

Alice always thought fairy tales had happy endings. That--along with everything else--changed the day she met her first fairy

When Alice's father goes down in a shipwreck, she is sent to live with her uncle Geryon--an uncle she's never heard of and knows nothing about. He lives in an enormous manor with a massive library that is off-limits to Alice. But then she meets a talking cat. And even for a rule-follower, when a talking cat sneaks you into a forbidden library and introduces you to an arrogant boy who dares you to open a book, it's hard to resist. Especially if you're a reader to begin with. Soon Alice finds herself INSIDE the book, and the only way out is to defeat the creature imprisoned within.

It seems her uncle is more than he says he is. But then so is Alice.

Troy by Adele Geras

The Siege of Troy has lasted almost ten years. Inside the walled city food is (Malacca). and death is common. From the heights of Mount Olympus The Gods keep watch. But Aphrodite. Goddess of Love. is bored with the endless. dreary war. Aided by Eros's bow. the goddess sends two sisters down a bloody path to an awful truth: In the fury of war. love strikes the deadliest blows.

Casson Family by Hilary McKay

The four Casson children, whose mother, Eve, is a fine-arts painter, have all been given the names of paint colors. Cadmium (Caddy), is the eldest; then Saffron (Saffy); Indigo, the only boy; and Rose, the youngest. When Saffy discovers quite by accident that she has been adopted, she is deeply upset, though the others assure her that it makes no difference at all. Saffy is the daughter of Eve's twin sister, who lived in Siena, Italy, and died in a car crash. Grandad brought Saffy, as a very small child, back from Siena.

At Grandad's death he leaves something to each of the children. To Saffy, it is "her angel," although no one knows its identity. How Saffy discovers what her angel is, with the help of an energetic new friend, lies at the heart of this enchanting story.

Jennifer, Hecate, Macbeth, William McKinley, and Me, Elizabeth by E. L. Konigsburg

A lonely girl discovers a magical world and a new friend when she meets a young witch on Halloween.

Unicorns of Balinor by Mary Stanton

After a terrible riding accident, Ari cannot remember anything of her past and is sent to live on a farm with foster parents. What Ari doesn't know is that she is not from our world, but from Balinor, a land of sorcerers and unicorns! Her parents, the King and Queen, sent her to Earth to protect her from a raging war before they were banished from their homeland. Now Ari--Princess Arianna--has found the road back to Balinor. As she struggles to remember her heritage, she must face the challenge of restoring peace to Balinor.

The Divide by Elizabeth Kay

When Felix and his parents visit the Divide in Costa Rica, a place where the waters that run down to the Pacific and Atlantic oceans separate, he faints and wakes to discover an amazing back-to-front world where mythical creatures are real and humans and science are legend.

Phantom Stallion by Terri Farley

When 13-year-old Samantha returns home to her family′s cattle ranch in Nevada, she′s worried. She moved away two years ago to recover from a bad fall off her beloved mustang, Blackie, and she′s still not sure she can get back in the saddle. Her new colt doesn′t seem to like her, and the other ranchers treat her like the boss′s spoiled daughter, and Blackie has been missing since that fateful day. But that′s just the beginning. When Sam suddenly finds the fate of a mysterious mustang who may or may not be the missing Blackie - resting in her hands, she has to learn to be a real cowgirl, ready or not.

Miri and Molly by Annie Barrows

Miri is the only single child in the middle of a family with two sets of twins--older brothers and younger sisters. When the family moves to an old farmhouse Miri accidentally travels back in time to 1935 only to discover Molly, a girl in need of a real family to call her own.

Sixty-Eight Rooms by Marianne Malone

Almost everybody who has grown up in Chicago knows about the Thorne Rooms. Housed in the Children’s Galleries of the Chicago Art Institute, they are a collection of 68 exquisitely crafted miniature rooms made in the 1930s by Mrs. James Ward Thorne. Each of the 68 rooms is designed in the style of a different historic period, and every detail is perfect, from the knobs on the doors to the candles in the candlesticks. Some might even say, the rooms are magic.

Imagine—what if you discovered a key that allowed you to shrink so that you were small enough to sneak inside and explore the rooms’ secrets? What if you discovered that others had done so before you? And that someone had left something important behind?

Hitler's Daughter by Jackie French

Her name was Heidi, and she was Hitler's daughter.

It began on a rainy morning in Australia, as part of a game played by Mark and his friends. It was a storytelling game, and the four friends took turns weaving tales about fairies and mermaids and horses. But Anna's story was different this time: it was not a fairy tale or an adventure story. The story was about a young girl who lived during World War II. Her name was Heidi, and she was Hitler's daughter.

As Anna's story unfolds, Mark is haunted by the image of Hitler's daughter. He wonders what he would have done in her place if he had known his father was an evil man leading the world into a war that was destroying millions of lives. And if Mark had known, would he have had the power and determination to stop him?

[krillking]

Hello I am an officer from the online beast containment bureau. You may have heard of our work. We think that the recent incidents in your inbox have been the work of a nefarious and mischievous beast and would like to know if you have any more knowledge on the subject

oh thank god. The BCB.

yes hello i think i have a prime suspect on who this nefarious and mischievous beast is.......here is a picture...

[bcb-official]

HAPPY PRIDE!!!

We have made it past one more year, and onto another pride month! It’s been tough, but to show appreciation to all the gays that keep our company running, we have awarded each and every one of you with a SPECIAL SURPRISE 😮 😮😃😃!!!!

To Treble, our youngest and most beloved employee, we award you:

a Nintendo switch!! We have also given you three (3) free games, instead of our usual four (4), in order to beat the favoritism allegations!!

For Al, our first legal client, we have awarded you: a pat on the back!

Marcelle, you have been awarded: $600 dollars!! Out of the good of my heart!! I’m definitely not being blackmailed!!!!!!

And for Wilbur, @your-body-my-temple-baby, our newest employee:

A BRAND NEW, limited EDITION Pixar DELUXE FISHING SET!! I heard you allos like getting “bitches”, so maybe you can expand your polycule with this! I heard you’ve done it before 🐟

And for all of those watching at home, here are some personal messages from our workers to lift your spirits!

Treble says: “Don’t be afraid to use microlabels or other unconventional means of expression. There are no rules to identity. Do What You Want Forever.”

[don’t want to draw him sorry]

Al says: “Don’t go judging people for wanting to give a big ol smooch to the same gender! Hell, I would do that. … P-Platonically, of course. Platonically—“

Herb says: “You owe no one your identity. Take all the time you need to figure yourself out, and don’t be afraid to make changes/corrections.”

Marcelle says: “There is no correct way to be a certain gender. Nothing is real. Embrace chaos. Eat your haters.”

…Aaaand that’s it for this month!

Remember: here at BCB, you are ALL equally exploitable 💕 💕!!!!

-Herb

[sunnyisinsane]

seven several-sentence sunday. Day

Thank you @bcbdrums ! :D I uh . Got carried away . Whoops .

The sound of creaking is occasionally heard through the silence.

My view is focused on one thing though, that man, hand gripping the screw in his head. He's gotten taller since I last saw, Spirit was the tallest man in the "group". I was always forced to be around his friends, what luck that they're all faculty of this damned academy. The sound of a leg bouncing is also here, it's familiar and annoying. I'm not focusing on that though, I can see him in the corner of my eye and I wish I didn't, I've grown to hate the color red because of him. My focus is on the freak nonetheless. Nobody has said anything, just sitting silently at this table. There's stitches all over it. Suddenly, to my right he clears his throat.

"Maka's been good, she's top of her class, she's becoming a great meister!" The man exclaimed nervously.

"I don't care." I glare at my ex husband, he bites his lip, making those stupid panicked noises before looking down, nodding. I was hoping that'd be it until a different voice speaks up.

"Figures you wouldn't care, I mean...when was your last visit?" He smirks, the stitching on his cheek gets pulled back freakishly from the movement. I stand up from my seat.

"You have no right asking that! I needed to get away from this asshole over here! Mothering isn't easy!" Spirit gulps, looking at me after I say this loudly. Stein just stands up as well. "How could you know? You've never done it." He says, blankly, still smiling. As if this is funny.

"Oh, please, you couldn't even take care of a mouse! Honestly it's a wonder Spirit moved back in with you! He only did it because he needs someone to give his pathetic ass a purpose! He's only here because I left!" I slam my fist against the stitched table. .

Stein scoffs, "Spirit's a grown man, he does what he wants. You should know, you clearly couldn't please him or keep him in line."

I gasp, horrified, before I can say something Spirit stands up, embarrassed.

"Stein!"

We both don't acknowledge him, continuing on.

"Spirit is a spineless whore!"

"Kami!"

Stein snorts, but shrugs.

"Like I said, he's a grown man, he can do what he wants. It's his choice to stop acting like a child though." I cross my arms, glaring at Stein as he says this. "Okay guys you're just being mean to me now." A sad voice says underneath everything.

At this point Stein and I have gotten closer, emphasizing our words as we speak, both of our hands on the table as Spirit looks at us pitifully.

"Well he chose me over you! You're just a danger to everyone! I'm the one with the daughter with him!"

"how's that going for you?" Stein grins, looking around the room, as if to emphasize the point that Spirit lives with him again.

"I can see your soul, Stein. You're anxious, you're getting defensive and worried! You act so high and mighty but I can read you, way better than anyone could!" I say, grinning, looking at his soul, my words are true too. Stein may be able to give quick responses but he's always been threatened by me. The man's smile drops, he glances away, furrowing his eyebrows.

"Guys! Please, let's try getting along! Why don't we try resonating?" Spirit says, putting a hand between us. We both get caught off guard. It's silent for a moment before I move away from the table.

"You're so naive, so stupid, if you think I'd ever resonate with Franken Stein!"

"I'd say the same about you," Stein says as he lights his own cigarette. Spirit frowns, pouting. "That has to be the stupidest idea you've had yet." The stitched man shoots a look at Spirit as he says this.

I get up, towards the door. "For once, I agree with Stein here." Spirit's about to cry and Stein just smokes his cigarette quietly.

Then I leave.

Yeah I went a bit overboard there .thanks for the @ again bcb :D I didn't proofread this btw anywho uh

@takeyourcyanide , you . You write . Hi. I am TAGGING you btw you don't have to actually . Do these .

[anglerflsh]

re: your poetry post, can you give some pointers as to where to learn the rhyming patterns in poetry and the like? i only ever see poetry from the ideas/feelings perspective, but ive never learned the logic and structure behind it lol

I've learned most of it from my literature and grammar classes, it's taught in our school since elementary, so I wouldn't know of any books or manuals that talk specifially about it - but I can give you a rundown of how I do it, anon, if it counts for anything lol

Prefacing that this will be starting from italian poetica because that's what I know best: any poem, but specifically the pre-futurism/1910s ones (A Lot) will have some kind of structure aside from just the ryming scheme; The structure I am most familiar with is accentual-sillabic, so for example any single verso will have its stressed syllable in a fixed potision and occasionally a set number of sillables (eg. an endecasillablic metre means a stress on the tenth syllable, usually penultimate, equally to 11 total syllables), but there are also only accentual, or only sillabic verses, common in French poetry (?), all of which count as types of qualitative metre - as well as quantitative metre, which was more widley used in Latin and Greek poetry and which rather based itself on patterns of syllable weight (something that I know little about tbh; I think it's based on the lenght of pronunciation of the actual syllable).

this, of course, goes without even mentioning free-verse structure and less well-known ones.

Going back to the rhyming scheme, that also comes into play with structure in the sense that ... there are just a lot of them to pick from. The classic is the repeated AABB one, where each verse will rhyme with the one underneath (''kissing rhyme'' in italian), or the alterning ABAB, the crossed ABBA, the 'chained' or third rhyme ABA BCB CDC used for terzine, and plenty more! That's not all the ways to classify rhymes of course: you have plain rhyme between words accented on the penultimate syllable, cut rhyme between words accented on the last, sdrucciola with accents on the third-to-last, bisdrucciola on the fourth-to-last... etc etc

Then, of course, come the classifications in stanza lenghts! Groups of three verses are a terzina, well known for being Dante's favourite number (joke inserted to lighten this infodump), groups of four a quatrina, etc -

and depending on the number of single groups and on the type of verses in them, you have further classification as canzone, ode, madrigale, carme, filastrocca, ballata, sonetto... the latter for example is made of fourteen endecasyllabic verses grouped in two quartine, one in the beginning and one in the end, in crossed or alternate rhyme, and two terzine with any kind of rhyme structre.

this of course doesn't touch on the inner things and games of poem structure like the falling rhyme, spaces in between groups, enjambement, alliteration, allegorical figures, anafore, onomatopee, and all that fun stuff! Essentially when you see a poem look for the number of syllables in each verse, where the stressed syllable falls, how the rhymes are put, how many verses are in each stanza and strofa...

[nochiquinn]

I'm gonna put the tl;dr at the beginning and if anybody wants context/details they'll be under the readmore.

tl;dr: we have to pay BCBS $900 to keep Sam and her 11 y/o daughter's insurance active. we can do it, but only if we ignore every other bill, and so are currently trying to raise $500 to offset this impact. linktree has various ways to help, including a gfm and grocery gift cards.

(if this parses weirdly it's bc it was originally drafted for bsky, be nice to me, writing these multiple times is A Lot)

the context: long-time readers will know, Sam has leukemia and has been in treatment since November. she's been on medical leave from work and we've been paying her insurance out of pocket, $600/mo. this is where the problem splits into two different threads, both equally stupid.

thread 1: the mail service in georgia in screwed on a fundamental level (source). BCBS only accepts OOP payments by mail. you see where this is going.

we sent a money order through the mail, as we've done numerous times. it got hung up at the post office. BCBS never informed us there was an issue, and instead canceled the coverage for failure to pay. we found out about this two days before Sam was scheduled to start her last round of chemo. $600 to reinstate. we got it sorted, but it involved borrowing money.

because of this, and further lack of communication from BCBS, we are technically behind by a month, and it accrues interest. this is the $900. this is less urgent than getting her coverage back before the chemo started, but it's still not great. we can do it, splitting it between two of her husband's paychecks, but that runs the risk of additional interest and as previously stated is only possible if we let other bills slide. this is the attempt to raise $500.

thread 2: her job stopped approving her medical leave, so BCBS dropped her coverage Again. we were not notified of this Again. she is currently In The Hospital for treatment and monitoring. again, we got it sorted, but at this point it's starting to feel like extortion. (I mean all health insurance is extortion but ykwim) The hospital is helping Sam apply for Medicare (or Medicaid, I can never keep them straight) so HOPEFULLY this is our last month dealing with this, but I'm not putting my eggs in that basket until it's a sure thing.

related: kiddo needs an insulin refill. kiddo needs cgm sensors. kiddo needs glasses, which is a whole other snafu that could have been avoided if bcbs made any sense whatsoever. this is the second reason keeping the insurance active is so important. (in the event of medicaid/care David will get insurance through his job and put her on it.)

David is trying so, so hard to keep us above water, but he's Just One Guy, and a multiply disabled one at that. everybody in this house is multiply disabled at this point. we've only been able to get this far thanks to our irl and online support networks. and if you've donated any amount at any point, you're part of that support network. it is truly impossible to articulate how grateful we are, but I keep trying. thank you for helping, and for sharing, and for continuing to help. 💜🧡

[theorgantrail]

Insurance: Healthcare Workers' Perspective (i.e why it sucks)

1. Why Doctors Don't Carry Your Insurance

This was one of the most surprising things to learn when I started working in a dr's office. Insurance sucks just as much for providers as it does for the patients. (The only upside is we have a separate hotline for calling).

Doctors have to pay (quite a lot of money $$$ btw) to register as providers with insurance. Each individual company (BCBS, USAA, Kaiser, etc) requires a fee, and often will have different processes for registration. This process is not instantaneous, either, but can take anywhere up to 2 years.

That is why many younger/newer providers will often only carry a couple insurances. So the more insurances a provider carries, the more they fought and paid for accessibility for their patients.

2. Prior Authorization

“Physicians spend an enormous amount of time fighting these prior authorization rejections to get patients the therapies that they need,”

-Jack Resneck Jr., MD

What doctors wish patients knew about prior authorization

One major problem in healthcare, which one of our admins talks about in the insurance section, is prior authorization.

I have personally worked in healthcare on and off for about 3 years. At one point, I was a receptionist for a busy ENT clinic, where I helped file medical and insurance paperwork and talked to just about e v e r y insurance company there is the US.

One of the most common (and incredibly frustrating) forms was prior auth, and everyone involved absolutely hates this form. The doctor, the MA's, the patient, the insurance workers you call, etc. Often, we have to call back and forth over a period of weeks to even months to get a patient a single medication that is very often necessary for living.

Mind you, this again takes a lot of precious time. Dr. Resneck went on to say that, "We physicians often find ourselves fighting over and over and over through a series of appeals to get the patient the medication or the test or the treatment that they need," which I can attest is absolutely true! Talk about incredibly dangerous for continuity for care and health of the patient!

On top of how busy the clinic and physicians are, these authorizations and appeals often go to the support healthcare workers, like receptionists or MA's, to handle.

Most often was a medication that was simply being refilled by a new doctor, or occasionally the exact same doctor (the patients window of insurance viability had just lapsed)! A patient could have been on a medication for YEARS and suddenly the insurance would be dragging their feet. And they won't talk to patients, the point-blank will only discuss and haggle with physicians and their representatives (ie. ME).

There is lot more to this subject, but unfortunately, I have other homework to get to.

Did either of these surprise you?

[genork-the-fandork]

Perfect Birthday

Word Count: 753 | Characters: Tom Rizzotto & Cadence, ft. the Band | Dedicated to Tom, Trombone Man of My Heart A/N: It is Tom's birthday! And no, I didn't look up every BCB birthday I could find in the Discord server! Definitely not! Anyway, it's my favorite trombone man's birthday, and I wanted to celebrate. Rather than continuing my angsty fix-it fic, I decided on doing this instead. Enjoy! (And enjoy the meme I made last year soon after the game's release.)

Light floods the band room, revealing the silhouette of a lanky trombone player who's scratching his head in confusion. "I could have sworn…"

"SURPRISE!" On cue, we all leap out from our hiding places. Alex hits the lights, and Tom blinks as he takes in the sight of the band room decked out in streamers and balloons. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TOM!"

"Whoa!" What was a shocked and slightly terrified expression quickly turns into one of Tom's famous grins. "Hey, thanks, guys!"

Peter smirks and crosses his arms. "It was my idea, of course." Samuel turns his face in Peter's direction, eyebrows slightly raised, and the trumpeter sighs and gestures to me. "Fine, fine. It was Cadence's idea."

Tom's entire face softens, and I feel my heart pound as he looks at me. "Thanks, Cadence. This is awesome."

"You're awesome, Tom," I say. "When I said we should celebrate your birthday, everyone was quick to help out. You really are the heart of this band."

A happy blush spreads across his face, and both Peter and Samuel go to wish him a happy birthday. It'll be their last time celebrating Tom's birthday before they graduate, though something tells me nothing would stop those three from hanging out, not even college. Peter hands Tom a T-shirt, and I have a feeling it's the "trom-boner" shirt that they've been passing back and forth. Will the siege ever end?

Susie appears at my shoulder, smiling at the boys. "You know, I'm kind of jealous. Seems like you're a great girlfriend, lady." She gives me the same look she had when I first told her I was into Tom. "Wonder what he'll do for your next birthday."

"That's a while away, Susie," I grumble, elbowing her lightly. I wouldn't even ask Tom to do something like plan a surprise party. But since the band loves him so much—since I love him so much—I had wanted to include everyone in the celebration. Even if we weren't dating, I'd probably do the same thing. Probably. (Of course I would. It's Tom.)

"Go on, go wish him a happy birthday yourself. I'm sure he's waiting to hear it from you." Susie gives me a light push, and I try not to stumble my way over to Tom. 

Peter and Sam have drifted away, most likely to peruse the snacks everyone brought. Everyone else is mingling on their own, so it's only me and Tom. Me and Tom. Tom and I? Now was not the time for syntax. "Happy birthday, Tom," I settle on, giving him my sweetest smile. Not that I know exactly how to make a smile sweet. "I hope you like your party."

"It's the best gift I could've gotten," he replies, wrapping his arms around me in a tight hug. With a chuckle, I bury my face in his shirt. As cliché as it sounds, in this moment, it's just the two of us. And it's either his natural body heat, or Tom's happiness is warming me up. Which is probably not good in late May.

With that thought in mind, I pull away and look up at him. "Come on, let's get you some cake. Otherwise the freshman might eat it all."

"Wouldn't want that!" He takes his arms away, but even as we walk over to the cake that Marian brings out, he doesn't let go of my hand.

I'm a little embarrassed to admit Susie suggested I feed Tom a bite of his birthday cake. He nearly chokes on it. But that's okay, because he smiled and said it was delicious. That made up for the embarrassment.

~ ~ ~

"Not sure how I'm going to top such a great party," Tom admits to me as we clean up. "The pressure's on for your birthday."

I place my hand over his, lacing our fingers together. "Tom, what was the best part about today?"

He thinks about it, and then he smiles down at me. "When you said 'happy birthday' to me."

"Exactly." I bring his hand to my lips and kiss it gently, grinning at the blush that crosses his face. "As long as I spend it with you, even if it's only a few hours, I'll be happy. Besides, I'd rather celebrate it with a few rather than the whole band. So many people."

"Consider it done. And we might as well play some video games while we're at it." He leans down and kisses my temple.

"Sounds like a perfect birthday."

"Any birthday is with you, Cadence."

[book--brackets]

Summaries under the cut

Fairyland by Catherynne Valente

Twelve-year-old September lives in Omaha, and used to have an ordinary life, until her father went to war and her mother went to work. One day, September is met at her kitchen window by a Green Wind (taking the form of a gentleman in a green jacket), who invites her on an adventure, implying that her help is needed in Fairyland. The new Marquess is unpredictable and fickle, and also not much older than September. Only September can retrieve a talisman the Marquess wants from the enchanted woods, and if she doesn’t . . . then the Marquess will make life impossible for the inhabitants of Fairyland. September is already making new friends, including a book-loving Wyvern and a mysterious boy named Saturday.

Beyonders by Brandon Mull

Jason Walker has often wished his life could be a bit less predictable--until a routine day at the zoo ends with Jason suddenly transporting from the hippo tank to a place unlike anything he's ever seen. In the past, the people of Lyrian welcomed visitors from the Beyond, but attitudes have changed since the wizard emperor Maldor rose to power. The brave resistors who opposed the emperor have been bought off or broken, leaving a realm where fear and suspicion prevail.

In his search for a way home, Jason meets Rachel, who was also mysteriously drawn to Lyrian from our world. With the help of a few scattered rebels, Jason and Rachel become entangled in a quest to piece together the word of power that can destroy the emperor, and learn that their best hope to find a way home will be to save this world without heroes.

The Missing by Margaret Peterson Haddix

Thirteen-year-old Jonah has always known that he was adopted, and he's never thought it was any big deal. Then he and a new friend, Chip, who's also adopted, begin receiving mysterious letters. The first one says, "You are one of the missing." The second one says, "Beware! They're coming back to get you."

Jonah, Chip, and Jonah's sister, Katherine, are plunged into a mystery that involves the FBI, a vast smuggling operation, an airplane that appeared out of nowhere - and people who seem to appear and disappear at will. The kids discover they are caught in a battle between two opposing forces that want very different things for Jonah and Chip's lives.

Do Jonah and Chip have any choice in the matter? And what should they choose when both alternatives are horrifying?

The Hundred and One Dalmatians by Dodie Smith

Pongo and Missis had a lovely life. With their human owners, the Dearlys, to look after them, they lived in a comfortable home in London with their 15 adorable Dalmatian puppies, loved and admired by all. Especially the Dearlys' neighbor Cruella de Vil, a fur-fancying fashion plate with designs on the Dalmatians' spotted coats! So, when the puppies are stolen from the Dearly home, and even Scotland Yard is unable to find them, Pongo and Missis know they must take matters into their own paws!

Tales of Magic by Edward Eager

Four children wish on a Half Magic coin that gets their mother Alison half-way home, rescued by Mr Smith. Mark's wish zaps them to a desert without island, where half-talking cat Carrie gabbles to a camel. Romantic Katherine battles Launcelot. Eldest Jane rejects siblings for another family. Stubborn youngest, Martha, causes a riot downtown.

Bambi by Felix Salten

Bambi's life in the woods begins happily. There are forest animals to play with -- Friend Hare, the chattery squirrel, the noisy screech owl, and Bambi's twin cousins, frail Gobo and beautiful Faline.

But winter comes, and Bambi learns that the woods hold danger -- and things he doesn't understand. The first snowfall makes food hard to find. Bambi's father, a handsome stag, roams the forest, but leaves Bambi and his mother alone.

Then there is Man. He comes to the forest with weapons that can wound an animal. He does terrible things to Gobo, to Bambi's mother, and even to Bambi. But He can't keep Bambi from growing into a handsome stag himself, and becoming...the Prince of the Forest.

Ballet Shoes by Noel Streatfield

Pauline, Petrova and Posy are orphans determined to help out their family by attending the Children's Academy of Dancing and Stage Training. But when they vow to make a name for themselves, they have no idea it's going to be such hard work! They launch themselves into the world of show business, complete with working papers, the glare of the spotlight, and practice, practice, practice! Pauline is destined for the movies. Posy is a born dancer. But practical Petrova finds she'd rather pilot a plane than perform a pirouette. Each girl must find the courage to follow her dream.

Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm by Kate Douglas Wiggin

Rebecca’s father had died three years before and the family farm had become heavily indebted. In order to ease the burden on her widowed mother, Rebecca is sent to live with her lonely aunts at their farm and there she spends the next seven years till she becomes an adult. Rebecca brings her youthful enthusiasm and imagination to their quiet life and often clashes with her stern Aunt Miranda. Yet, Rebecca finds love and acceptance with her Aunt Jane and she grows up to be a proper and intelligent young lady who never loses her sunny outlook and kind heart.

Just Ella by Margaret Peterson Haddix

Being a princess isn't all that...

You've heard the fairy tale: a glass slipper, Prince Charming, happily ever after...

Welcome to reality: royal genealogy lessons, needlepoint, acting like "a proper lady," and—worst of all—a prince who is not the least bit interesting, and certainly not charming.

As soon-to-be princess Ella deals with her new-found status, she comes to realize she is not "your majesty" material. But breaking off a royal engagement is no easy feat, especially when you're crushing on another boy in the palace... For Ella to escape, it will take intelligence, determination, and spunk—and no ladylike behavior allowed.

The Evolution of Calpurnia Tate by Jaqueline Kelly

Calpurnia Virginia Tate is eleven years old in 1899 when she wonders why the yellow grasshoppers in her Texas backyard are so much bigger than the green ones. With a little help from her notoriously cantankerous grandfather, an avid naturalist, she figures out that the green grasshoppers are easier to see against the yellow grass, so they are eaten before they can get any larger.

As Callie explores the natural world around her, she develops a close relationship with her grandfather, navigates the dangers of living with six brothers, and comes up against just what it means to be a girl at the turn of the century.

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just wanna say every time you reblog one of my posts (which I absolutely love 1000%) I am so tempted to ask what the forbidden knowledge of insurances that you have is. Also you are a lovely human being and I thank you for your ER service, that is one of the most stressful jobs and I do not envy the horrors you have faced in it. But I am thankful you and the rest of the hospital staff exist and are willing to go through that hell because it keeps people like me around to see more days than our bodies want us to. Have a cookie, enjoy your day as much as you can, and take care of yourself out there because you are a wonderfully amazing addition to this world. (also sorry about all the weird stuff I reblog <3 )

mostly it's coding. the scrawl of notes and reference materials taped on every available office surface plus 10+ desktop sticky notes plus a thick stack of paper made me somewhat akin to a mad sorceror, but instead of spells, i know such things as "solving magnacare's devious elector/preferred puzzle", "jesus christ what healthfirst is this, there's like 20", and "i dont give a fuck what the response says, i'm coding the BCBS as a PPO". the other forbidden knowledge (general) is the almighty power of the word "okay", and the fact that taking the top off a can of PDI purple wipes and taking a big huff will get any smell (even necrotic flesh! don't ask!) out of your nose instantly.

thankfully i have served my time and have recently retired to the verdant pastures of secretarial life, where i don't have to pull surprise doubles or experience evil smells or, y'know, the worse things. i go back now and then to keep myself humble, but i'm mostly out of it now. i know i was really the smallest cog in the machine of it, but i think there's almost a kind of valor in making sure people don't get bills, or helping them get connected to the financial aid office, or just getting someone with a migraine a towel to put over their eyes while they wait. it was for sure a hell job, but i think it's been worth helping people, even in such a smallish way.

thank you so much for your kind words! they really mean a lot ;0; ;;

(you're good lol!)

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Tell us about Turkish poetry! :)

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ok so !! in turkish poetry there is "ahenk unsurları", which roughly translates to "factors of harmony" . these are used to create harmony and aesthetical pleasure in poetry . these have existed in our poetry even before islam ! thats about before the ottoman empire was a thing , to put it into perspective

firstly i'll go over "aruz ölçüsü" ! this is one of the main things in divan edebiyatı ( divine literature ) , in its poetry characterized by using complex language full of arabic and persian words , being written in couplets , and using the aruz ölçüsü . the aruz ölçüsü consits of syllables that end with a constonant ( close ) and syllables that end with a vowel ( open ) . these will follow set molds and keep this mold in every couplet !

then there is "hece ölçüsü" ! this is one of the main things in halk edebiyatı ( folk literature ) , in its poetry characterized by using simple spoken language , being written in quatruplets and using the hece ölçüsü . this follows either the 5 , 7 or 11 rule , in which every line follows that number for how many syllables it has . my favorite literature type to write poetry in is the folk literature ^^

we have very strict rules for rhyming — for the end of word stems ( we have many particles added to words so stem is important ) there is the kafiye / uyak ( same thing two names ) ; if there is only one letter they share its a half rhyme , if two its a full rhyme , if three or more its a rich rhyme ! if its two words that sound the same with different meanings its a cinaslı rhyme , and if its two words that sound the same with the same meanings its a tunç rhyme !

then we have "kafiye şeması" ; rhyme scheme , in which you pick what order you rhyme in . these are done by looking at the last letter of the first line and assigning it a letter , then looking at the next one and assigning it the same letter if its the same sound and a different letter if its a different sound . the scheme will decide what order the rhyme goes

let me take a quatrain from one of my poems to demonstrate this ^^ //

gümüş gibi parlayan sevdalı Ay,ㅤㅤㅤa

tatlı tatlı parlayan o yıldızlar...ㅤㅤㅤb

geldi yine bugün aydın Dolunay;ㅤㅤㅤa

ninni söylerler Gökkübbe'de onlar.ㅤㅤㅤb

// i have also added colors to the ends of the letters to demonstrate ! this quatrain here uses the cross scheme , which goes abab .

we also have straight scheme ( aaaa , aaab , aabb , etc. ) , knitted scheme ( aba , bcb , cdc , etc. ) and spiral scheme ( abba ) .

in traditional folk literature , cross , straight or spiral scheme will be picked and be stuck to for that quatrain , but it rarely may change between quatrains , though that may take away some harmony . knitted scheme was introduced later after west influence

anyway !! next up is alteration ; using two or more constonants in a quatrain / couplet more often than others to create harmony ! here is an example from the poem "çile" by necip fasıl kısakürek //

sokaktayım, kimsesiz bir sokak ortasında,

yürüyorum, arkama bakmadan yürüyorum.

yolumun karanlığa saplanan noktasında,

sanki beni bekleyen bir hayâl görüyorum.

// here , k and s have been alterated between for this quatrain . they have been highlighted for easier viewing ! you can see they're used more frequently than other constonants . this creates harmony

next up is assonance ; the same as alteration , but now with vowels ! here is an example from "eski şiirin rüzgârıyla" by yahya kemal beyatlı //

dünyada ne ikbâl ne servet dileriz

hattâ ne de ukbâde saadet dileriz.

// this poem has assonance with a and e !!

we than have choruses , which is what you'd think it is ! repeating a line in a poem for harmony . here is an example from "dostlar beni hatırlasın" by âşık veysel , a well known poet ! //

uzun ince bir yoldayım

gidiyorum gündüz gece

bilmiyorum ne hâldeyim

gidiyorum gündüz gece

// the bolded line is the chorus , which is repeated as you can see !

next is voice flow , which refers to the tone one reads a poem with ! this includes putting oneself in the shoes of the character the poem is spoken by ( can be the author themself , can be a character ) and is done to get the theme across . this is pretty simple , and would need an audio sample to show , so i will not give an example .

i'll leave it right here since this got way too long ^^ hope that doesn't bother you !!

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Welcome to the now various book competitions I run!

Current Competition (Best Childhood Book #5) Masterpost

Hello! This initially started as Best Childhood Book, but I now also run Best Childhood World and Best Fantasy Book. Competitions run on a schedule of BCB > BCW > BFB with submissions opening occasionally to fill spots.

Since we need some clarification, the definition of childhood book in this competition is as follows: a book people read in childhood that must be for a YA age group or younger and has chapters. There is a difference between “children’s” book and “childhood” book. ANY book that met those requirements could be submitted, as I am striving to keep my personal opinion out of this competition for the most part. This definition will not change for the foreseeable future.

This masterpost will be updated with links to all the polls regularly, and each poll will last 7 days. If you vote, reblog if you can so more people can vote, and feel free to campaign for your personal favorite if you want!

SUBMISSIONS ARE CLOSED FOR CHILDHOOD BOOKS (320/320)

SUBMISSIONS ARE CLOSED FOR CHILDHOOD WORLDS (192/192)

SUBMISSIONS ARE OPEN FOR FANTASY BOOKS (298/320)

Please submit with the name of the book and the author. Check the lists to see if anything has been submitted before trying yourself. If a book is part of a series, it will be listed under the series name (i.e. The Lightning Thief > Percy Jackson and the Olympians or The Golden Compass > His Dark Materials). You can find the current list of childhood books here. A world will be listed with its series, and you can find the current list of worlds here. You can find the current list of fantasy books here.

Poll links and rules under the cut

Help decide parameters for submissions with some fringe cases: recently published YA, adult books lots of children/teens read, retelling worlds

First Competition (here)

Second Competition (here)

Third Competition (here)

Fourth Competition (here)

BCW First Competition (here)

BFB First Competition (here)

Rules/Guidelines

3 books per submission!

Submissions for Childhood Books

Must be a middle grade or young adult book

Must have chapters

Must be able to be found on Goodreads

Submissions for Childhood Worlds

Must be the setting of a middle grade or young adult book.

Must be either a whole other world (i.e. Narnia, Panem), a setting largely separate from our own world (i.e. Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood), or a specific setting within our own world that is invented for the purpose of that book (i.e. 221B Baker Street, Ferryport Landing)

Main characters have to have visited this place

Cannot be somewhere that already exists in our world outside that book

Submissions for Fantasy Books

Must be listed as 'fantasy' or some fantasy subgenre within the first three genres on Goodreads or Storygraph

Must be able to be found on Goodreads

Must have chapters but can otherwise be for any age range

Polls

Be respectful (no hate, no harassment, I will block you)

I'm totally okay with spam reblogs; if you want to subject your followers to seventeen copies of a poll, you do you

If you're trying to get my attention about something, @ me or submit an ask, there's no guarantee I'll see all the reblogs

In preliminary polls, if a title gets less than 2% of the vote it will be removed from the list

Propaganda

Submit it to me as an ask; I won't be reblogging personal posts or reblogs of the polls

Promote the book you're supporting; it's okay to poke fun at the other books, but please don't attack them or the authors

Only ONE (1) propaganda post per user per book. I really don't want to clog people's dashes with sixty posts about voting for a single book

Asks

Be respectful, not just to me but to all the people who will end up seeing that ask when I post it

If you're asking about a poll or a rule or anything else, please check and see if it's in this post or elsewhere

Try to keep things focused on the competition/books

Competition Hall of Fame

Childhood Books First Competition: Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan

Childhood Books Second Competition: Animorphs by K. A. Applegate

Childhood Books Third Competition: Lockwood & Co. by Jonathan Stroud

Childhood Books Fourth Competition: The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien

Childhood Worlds First Competition: 35 Portland Row from Lockwood & Co. by Jonathan Stroud

Fantasy Books First Competition: The Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien