#nina: D and then get mad that he doesnt pay attention to you when you talk
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Wylan: *At the garden centre holding a 4ft tree* Told my husband I wouldnt buy anymore plants… what should I do?
Put it back
Call him and negotiate
Buy it now, apologise later
Sneak it in and gaslight him into thinking we’ve always had it
#nina: D and then get mad that he doesnt pay attention to you when you talk#wylan: thats dastardly! its perfect#D? 4#jesper doesnt want more plants because he is the one who ends up keeping them alive because wylan has the opposite of a green thumb#and wylan gets sad when they die#wylan van eck#wesper#soc incorrect quotes#soc#six of crows incorrect quotes#six of crows
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