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grand-theft-carbohydrates · 4 months ago

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stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

#yes you can use turtle shell for this too #bone oracle script

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fernsnailz · 11 months ago

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trying to draw while watching the new hbomberguy vid was a bad idea because for the entire second half i was like this

#when he busted out the color coded highlighted script i was. flabbergasted #ferntext

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ohcorny · 3 months ago

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calling your representative is way less scary than you think it is. you're going to get some tired 22 year old with a scratch pad taking a tally at their desk. takes fifteen seconds and you're done

#you don't even really need the script because they definitely don't want to stay on the line the entire time you're reading it out

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cardo-de-comer · 1 month ago

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the devil you know

#art #oc #yourenotsupposedtobehere #ynstbh #sooo good news - i have a script; bad news - now i need to make an actual game (hard)#honestly Imri looks no less chthonic than his ethereal companions

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gothamite-rambler · 25 days ago

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Bruce Wayne (seeing Duke walk past his office): Duke.

Duke backwards walks to Bruce’s office.

Duke: Sup?

Bruce: Did you check your bank account? The direct deposit should’ve hit.

Duke: The what? Oh you were serious about that?

Bruce: Of course, you’re not only my son, but you do work for me and you deserve an income.

Duke: Thanks dude, but I can’t take your money I work at the library.

Bruce: Duke, trust me. You deserve this. I do it for all my kids… except Tim.

Duke: Why not Tim?

Bruce: Long story… he owns part of my company, plus he- he definitely embezzled a lot of my funds before I noticed so him working at my company is his paycheck.

Duke (alarmed): That was him?!

Bruce: Yeah, but that’s not important currently. You enjoy your first payhcheck and I’m proud of you.

Duke: Thanks man.

Duke leaves the office, checking his phone as he walks to his room. He nearly drops his phone seeing the four digits in his bank account that had five dollars in it three days ago.

Duke: Three- Three thousand dollars?! Whoooooooo! I’m eating good tonight! No wait, game stop here I come!

Duke runs out the house passing by Stephanie and Jason.

Duke: I can finally buy a PlayStation!

Jason: Wait until he finds out it’s a monthly payment.

Stephanie: I’ll tell him later. Want to go tell Tim about it?

Jason: 100% yes.

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quixoticanarchy · 2 years ago

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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid

#an autobiography #skravler #*editing tags to add: ftr i dont like the addition to this post and it was not meant to have the 'use your words like an Adult' tone #it's abt refusing to play out bad/bigoted/uncomfortable/pointless social scripts; not abt fighting passive aggression w more of it #and calling yourself a real adult for it

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ezramire · 3 months ago

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if aught but death part me and thee

#the locked tomb #tlt #harrow the ninth #i started this comic back in 2022 and it has been w me thru several stylistic shifts and now she is done! goodbye #its crypting absolute script

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armageddidnt · 1 year ago

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Best of Neil's stage directions/commentary in the good omens s1 script book

I went back and read this to help me cope after s2, as one does

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #angel #good omens season 1 #good omens script book #demon #good omens 1 #Neil gaiman is our lord and savior #I’m trying to cope with s2 okay #armageddidnt-blog #armageddidnt-pinned

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hxnnibxi · 8 months ago

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spn scripts make me sick bc wdym dean was supposed to say "i love you" in the crypt scene??? wdym cas was supposed to go to his own personal heaven that was full of pictures of dean?? wdym dean spread cas' ashes in a field by a windmill bc he thought cas would have liked it?? wdym dean was supposed to tell cas "i wanted you to stay" in his purgatory prayer?? wdym that while dean was worrying about them dying cas was thinking about how beautiful dean was??? wdym sam was supposed to mention cas while dean was dying???? i am physically unwell.

#IVE ADDED THE SCRIPTS IN A REBLOG #supernatural #spn #dean winchester #castiel #destiel #deancas

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replicasoul · 7 months ago

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the fucking line delivery of this

#pokemon horizons #legit if you told me that little part of that wasnt scripted id believe you

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proxycrit · 9 days ago

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LINKTOBER DAY 20: ZORA WELLSPRING

Sidon plays packhorse. Link and Zelda play with electricity and water. Everybody leaves happy except for the fried aerocuda.

(Something’s in the water temple.)

This is a self indulgent totk au called Familiar Familiar where link and zelda travel through upheaval hyrule! Masterpost can be found here:

Patreon here too, if you wanna feed me a slice of bread like a duck

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cordrawroy · 18 days ago

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a pietà

#script: ‘false savior. foolish venus’#puella magi madoka magica #madohomu #pmmm #art #fanart #illustration

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ayanathedork · 2 months ago

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my beautiful friend who has all the drawing ideas to keep me going <3

#billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #comic #ayanart #i tried like several times to write in cursive and i had to give up #my normal and cursive handwriting actually look like childs script #i also normally dont make comics hope it looks okay

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fanaticalthings · 5 months ago

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the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol

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#this is almost as bad as the time Lex luthor stole 40 cakes.#lex being the dc verse's elon is hilariously perfect #and gothamites are relentless so theyre probably having a field day with this #gothamites using every opportunity to dunk on metropolitans for having a shitty billionaire #the imposter accounts were run by kon and Lois lmao #the batkids are absolutely gonna impersonate each other so goodluck to bruce because the PR team's gonna be LIVID #social media au #the batkids later that day: Bruce you should totally buy tiktok #bruce: what? absolutely not im not spending money on a social media platform #batkids: but it'll make lex SO mad #bruce considering: hmm.#dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #lex luthor #stephanie brown #batfamily #damian wayne #tim drake #batkids #batfam #batbros #batman #dc comics #incorrect quotes #crack #i spent an ungodly amount of time and effort on this please for the love of god dont make fun of me 😭#the script for this has literally been sitting in my drafts for over a year. i even did research on all the dates when this fiasco unfolded #texts #fanatical posting

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gothamite-rambler · 18 days ago

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"Weird Questions from a Weird City: Batfamily Edition

Duke Thomas: What’s your biggest fear?

Jason Todd: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.

Tim Drake: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.

Dick Grayson: Vampires.

Jason Todd: ...

Tim Drake: ...

Dick Grayson: I got turned into one once and nearly killed peoples. It's a bloodlust, you never know when you'll be fully quenched and every non-vampire is a succulent vessel... But I'm not a vampire anymore and that is in my past.

Dick eats his apple after that.

*silence*

Duke Thomas: Holy crap stick, Batman.

Tim: Can I change my option to Dick Grayson?

Jason: Same.

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