#[ idk if it would be the same guy but WHATEVER here it is ]

[azulpitlane]

epilogue l fc43

epilogue for we can't be friends💘: in which you are coparenting with franco while he's still trying everything to prove his love for you

part one, part two

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yourusername so in loveee

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user bring her to argentina already i wanna meet her😩

user too cute

francolapinto amazing, gorgeous, perfect😍 oh and lucia is there too

alexpriv ?!?!?! is this your version of your compliment

yourusername thank you for insulting our daughter

alexpriv get his ass

francolapinto WAIT NO THAT CAME OUT WRONG ARGGHHH

alexpriv so nice and peaceful like why would a man be there

francolapinto 😐

francolapinto

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user no caption or anything like okay!

user idk why this being posted with no context is sending me

user OMG A Y/N SIGHTING

user i thought y/n went public for a second

alexpriv mine

francolapinto 😡

user how does she look so good postpartum omg

yourusername ?

francolapinto you just looked beautiful here

user awww this is actually soo cute (whens it gonna be my turn😔)

user franco's loverboy era, thought id never see the day

user does bro know the qatar grand prix is in less than a week

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yourusername posted a story

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alexpriv WE MUST STAY FOCUSED BROTHERS WE MUST STAY FOCUSED

alexpriv REMEMBER ALL THE EVIL CRIMES HE COMMITTED

yourusername 😭😭😭

yourusername am i stupid to think hes actually sorry?

alexpriv you’re not stupid. you just have a really really really soft heart. especially for him🤢

yourusername i hate it here

alexpriv ill be honest and give him SOME credit (even though its physically hurting me) but i do think hes sorry too. that doesnt mean you have to forgive if you dont want to though

yourusername yeah i told him i cant promise anything just yet

alexpriv good. hes gotta earn it

yourusername then he proceeded to invite me to the abu dhabi gp😭

alexpriv um what

yourusername he said i deserved a small break and offered to fly me out, have someone watch lucia, and just let me relax. like we used to.

alexpriv ugh. thats actually really thoughtful. i hate thats hes being a decent human rn

yourusername same

alexpriv my first instinct was to tell you not to go. but if you do go…

alexpriv does that mean lucia will be mine for a whole weekend😍😍😍

yourusername obviously. who else?

alexpriv then that sounds like an amazing idea!

yourusername fake loyalty.

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francolapinto

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francolapinto p3. nice way to end the season🏆

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user don't ever get rid of y/n😭 she's your lucky charm liked by author

user bro knew he had to show out in front of his girl

user was this masterclass fueled by y/n's presence be honest

user love how all these comments are about y/n

user you guys are so cute, im following you home🤣

user do you guys need a nanny, i volunteer

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alexpriv this looks like a date night outfit...

yourusername shut up😭 other people will be there

alexpriv whatever you sayyy

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yourusername chat i folded😔

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user I KNEW IT

user i honestly could tell since high school this was how it was gonna end

alexpriv NOOOOOOO

alexpriv i knew something was off when you came back home

yourusername i was gonna tell you i swear

alexpriv i feel like i just got shot

yourusername 😭

francolapinto mine forever hehehe liked by author

alexpriv girl whatever

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francolapinto

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francolapinto my favorite girls

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user arghaghfgh someone tell baby y/n and franco that they now have a baby of their own

user WAIT HE FINALLY CONFIRMED THE BABYS GENDER AWW

user future f1 academy champion lets gooo

user i love it when hot people date

yourusername you wanna do your favorite girl a favor and change your other favorite girl's diaper?����

francolapinto fine...

user LMFAOO i love y/n

user my parasocial relationship with these two is getting out of hand cause why did i tear up of the thought of them raising a baby together

user the way it was suppose to end🥹 so cute

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[totallynotashieldagent]

might make a onshot out of this, idk yet

Dick doesn't like being the hookup guy but somehow he's still here.

The room was mostly silent, except soft breaths of you sleeping beside him. Dick turned to his side to face you, your bare back facing him, the blanket draped over your butt and thighs as you slept sprawled acorss his bed. 

This was the only time he could look at you. Be here without anxiety of what was to come. 

God he really hated this. He was fucking Nigthwing, for gods sake!! And yet, every time he would get even slightly close to talking about how he actually felt, he chickened out. Every. Single. Fucking. Time. 

He sighed softly to himself and traced along your spine, earning a soft whine from you. He smiled to himself and pulled back, moving lower to lay down and hold you against his chest.

He knew he should be grateful that you would stay the night and never leave right after. You let him hold you through the night too. Hell, he knew you saw him as a friend too. A good friend. Someone you would invite out for activities.

Sadly, he was a friend that you hooked up with sometimes. 

He knew you couldn’t do more. Not with your awful work routine. The nightshifts, the long hours, the constantly forgetting of having a personal life. 

He was the same. Wasn’t he? Between being Bruce’s eldest, being Nigthwing and having a fulltime day job as a detective, he should have been grateful that he had someone who didn’t care that he took days to call back, or that this was a friendly, no strings attached kind of situation. That he had someone he could laugh with if he wasn’t balls deep in you. 

He should be grateful that if you left before he woke up, there was coffee made for him always. That you remembered little things he talked about and surprised him with it whenever you got the time.

Honestly, if he let the labels go away then he could delude himself into thinking that this, this was a real relationship. 

But he couldn’t. Because he knew it wasn’t. 

But for right now… he was fine with being given whatever he could. And slowly inching forward and taking however much you would allow him.

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[claitea]

i know i shouldnt dwell on stupid opinions like this but a while ago i saw someone complain that Applin was a boring concept bc its just a worm in an apple and i was FLOORED. this iirc was in response to smth about gen 1 designs being boring as well

its not just a worm its a Wyrm its a pun. that is a concept. maybe you don't like it personally but to say its objectively bad is certainly Something. not every pokemon has to be based on a myth or something else fantastical to be a good concept. you Need "boring" pokemon for the dex to feel complete, if Everything is Cool then nothing is actually cool

"gamefreak is running out of ideas" yeah there's a billion fish pokemon but they're all actually very different to each other, lanturn is an anglerfish and lumineon is a butterfly fish. say what you will abt gamefreak rn its probably warranted but imo the one thing they still do right 100% of the time is unique concepts for each pokemon. the execution can be debated but the fundamentals are always there

[skunkes]

i loooove when ocs unrealized development makes them feel like real people like no i dont know whether talon is genuinely attracted to women after years of both clinging to them for safety and years of putting them onto that untouchable idealized Perfect Protector Pedestal that must remain untainted by any bad experiences, so he doesn't even try to Be With any. He doesn't know either

[pleasedontcareaboutme]

It's missing my father hours rn so imma just dump a bunch of pictures here and cry

( sorry i don't know the source of anything I just had them on my phone)

(also dont read the tags i just need to let it out lol)

[psychopomp-namine]

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[slightlytoastedbagel]

see I have theories in regards to What The Fuck Is Wrong With Whit Young but they aren't the ones involving him being the mastermind or traitor. they're to do with whatever is going on with his mother

[idolbound]

Joining The Grey Wardens

Meredith 'Thorne', Your history cannot be evaded; those of us who were there know what you did. The terror you held as you ruled over Kirkwall's mages with an iron fist of fear and punishment was not a necessary measure, but a cruelty. You will serve the Grey Wardens with honour and duty, willing to fight against the Darkspawn until your dying breath - or the Calling, whichever comes first. You lived as a Templar all of your life; I expect you understand nothing more than duty first. It is no pleasure to accept you into our ranks, though you are not the only troubled soul with a bloodstained past to have joined us. I trust you will serve us without question, though I imagine this is as much a last resort for you, as it is a means for redemption. Go forth and be brave in these unprecedented times. - From First Warden Glastrum

As long-standing Knight-Commander, the fateful day that the Chantry was brought to the ground, set forth the spark that would lead to the deaths of most of the mages in the city of Kirkwall, including the Circle's own First Enchanter Orsino, and set the fire of the templar-mage rebellion across Southern Thedas.

Meredith Stannard's long-standing paranoia had ruled the Gallows with an iron first and a blind eye to injustice; her choice to seek out a cursed, blight red lyrium idol in the pursuit of power would lead to her very downfall. As Kirkwall's Champion, Hawke sought to stop Meredith from further destruction, and in calling upon the Maker as His most humble servant, the idol erupted from sheer force, shattering into hundreds of pieces in her face, severely injuring Kirkwall's de facto Viscount. While still alive to face justice, Hawke made a decision to strip Meredith of her titles and to send her into exile out of the city, caring little for where she wound end up or even if she lived.

For three years, Meredith hid herself, struggling through the effects of lyrium withdrawal after spending 30 years addicted to the substance; while she was able to find some here and there, most of her time was spent as a vagrant, trying to survive the horrific effects, surviving with disfiguring scars and gaunt cheeks. While still competent with a blade, she was made weak with no lyrium to supply the templar's magical suppression. For the years of the Inquisition, Meredith thought to find a way to redeem herself, but finding out Cullen Rutherford was in command of its armies, she doubted she could cross its gates (though, perhaps, in another life, she could've).

Desperate, reliant on hunting for food or begging for scraps in small rural towns, Meredith sought one last resort: The Grey Wardens. Known to take in all who were willing - including those with horrific pasts - Meredith sought out a local Senior Warden under a false surname. While certainly aware of who she was, given the events that had transpired, and led to the issues within the southern Warden Order, she was told to write the First Warden. While the response was not warm, it was not a rejection. And so, by 9:42 Dragon, shortly after the Orlesian Wardens were found to have been controlled by the venetori, Meredith became a Grey Warden at Weisshaupt in the southern Anderfels, somehow surviving her joining at the age of 50. While her background enabled an easier training, learning to fight amongst fellow soldiers with a new enemy in Darkspawn was a different approach than what had been expected as a templar against mages.

For years, Meredith learned to fight again; while she had survived lyrium withdrawal, the opportunity arose to retake it from the supply given to Warden mages. While hesitant, it was debated among her commanders that a templar's magical suppression could be useful, and gradually, she too reacclimated to its effects, and like old skills, they returned easily. Classed as both a trained sword and Templar, Meredith rose from recruit to an established Warden in a mere few years.

By 9:53 Dragon, as a Senior Warden at age 61, rumours are heard about blight returning once again, and the Wardens are called into action, with Meredith among them sent into the fray...

[demonbarberofbeepbeep]

not sweeney todd but i'm just realizing how much i love the musical trope of a puckish political radical narrator mockingly describing the events around the female main character's life

[macchiatosdumptruck]

Did any other neurodivergent (or not?) kid have that experience where they would just like. Look around the room while talking to someone and everyone would get Big Mad because you were "rolling your eyes" and you'd be like "since when"

[mechahero]

//Oooh, Motor City RPG...

[risingsunresistance]

twitter is entering their "rts > likes" phase now that likes are private after they spent years calling us ungrateful for being demotivated by ratios lmao

[room4creation]

Guys im tweaking so bad rn trying not to convince myself the universe is setting me up but like ina. Funky fun cool way

[waywardsalt]

mmmgh

[mimiatmidnight]

Will you be commenting on the Taylor drama?

I love the way this was worded, like I'm one of the siblings on Succession and the press has cornered me outside my penthouse to ask if I'll be releasing a statement on my family's latest scandal. Hehehe anyways.

Sorry but I just don't understand how anyone is shocked. Truly what has that woman ever done to successfully convince people that this is out of character for her. Like I don't want to diminish anyone's pain or anything but I see all these stans on here and over on Twitter in all this distress, having their very first epiphanies like "Hold on . . . does Taylor . . . suck??" And I kinda just have to chuckle at them cause like bless your hearts babes, but omg catch UP 😭

Lol because 1) she is a severely emotionally stunted person who thinks edgy British "bad boys" are hot like she's 12 years old, 2) she has no true deeply-held moral principles outside of issues that directly affect herself, and 3) truthfully, she seems to be suffering from a serious crisis of identity after the end of the longest and most significant romantic relationship of her life, and in my opinion is pretty clearly desperate to prove something to the world/her ex/herself.

The first reason is cringe but not news to longtime viewers, the second reason is pathetic but also not news (to those who can be honest with themselves), and the third is . . . understandable in some sense, but not pitiable enough to make me willing to humor this insufferable little episode she's having. I wish her luck on this humiliating rebound journey, but she is gonna have to walk that road on her own.

Normally, I always roll my eyes when people make these kinds of jokes, but given the circumstances I feel justified in saying: I can't wait to hear the breakup song about him, sis 🤡

[running-in-the-dark]

I still don't get this stuff, so, I've got a question: do most allosexuals find random people attractive? and does that mean they look at them and think 'I want to have sex with that person'? not just 'that person is very beautiful' or whatever? like if there's a group of people that are their type or whatever, they might think all of them are. idk, interesting in that way?

and how about thinking about people romantically? I don't get how you would know the difference, and, ugh I'm just so confused and stupid and I'm gonna shut up now