#[ hello have some rudeness ]

[mantisgodsdomain]

We ought to write more Pokemon fic some time. We want to recreate the Pokemon Manners/Human Manners cheat sheet that we made a few years ago we think that this site would like the Sliding Scale Of Politeness When Greeting A New Pokemon You've Never Met Before.

[triglycercule]

ughhh god me and the innate attraction to fill out a random ass ship chart every 6 months. i did this before but it wasn't detailed enough so i hated this. i THINK this is detailed enough i don't know i actually doubt it. i saw something doing this chart for bsp and then i wanted to do it for mtt poly vut then i literally forgot who did it originally 😭😭😭

doing the bottom left section was cracking me up because killer is such an enigma. "be nice!" and then "but also treat me like shit!" what a goddamn freak bro he needs get shipped off to therapy. and then its something nice and fluffy like physical affection and then it immediately 180s to emotional vulnerability. like hello pick a side you fucking freak. and for the slidey bar ones notice how killer is almost ALWAYS on one of the ends??? he has to be one of the extremes or else he dies it seems.

the closeness over time chart 😭😭 they doNOT get along. i was gonna put another dip near the end but i was like "ehhhh they have more than enough issues the people will get it". also for the bugs one i think dust would love bugs. hes very used to them and even made friends with some. but horror would HATE THEM. all the bugs died out in horrortales famine so he hasn't seem em in a couple years. so when he does its a whole ass jumpscare

GODDD i love qpr horrordust. theyre soooo qpr coded my queerplatonic freaks. bitches. i like how on the love languages chart each of the mtt satisfies one of the others. none of them would get gifts theyre too fucked up and lazy 4 that. horror would be confused if someone gave him a gift (horrortale w/ alizas ketchup thing) killer would just forget about it or ditch it in a few days. and then dust would actually accept it but he wouldn't know wtf to do with it if it doesn't have an obvious use

for strategist/impulsive I WAS STRUGGLING. because like all of these bitches are cunning AND emotional. horror is definition of sceming from the sides but he also has his outbursts. dust is always planning ahead but like horror he has outbursts. i guess killer isn't a strategist bc he just always has a vibe of whats gonna happen but (not so surprisingly) he has outbursts even if he claims hes not emotional. so i had to choose,,,,,

i was also tempted to just put them all at arrogant. because they're definitely all stuck up assholes. but i was like nahhhhh... horror's the only one that would be regularly arrogant. dust's just self assured and confident whilr killer has no idea when hes even being arrogant

music category ehehehe. horror would LOVE natural sounds like rain and leaves rustling bc its not too overwhelming for his screwed up processing thanks ti his head damage. dust would totally listen to undertale osts if they existed in utmv. also other osts. i think he would totally be a gamer. also classical music. and killer has no preference (just like everything in his damn life FORM YOUR OWN OPINIONS YOU BITCH!!!!)

i think this just cemented my stance on arohorror acedust and go with the flow killer. killer would have absolutely zero preference on ANYTHING became he genuinely does not give two fucks. and for arohorror (you can't spell horror with ro. which is in aromatic. woahhhh) i just think he would be icked out by romantic handholding and dates and stuff. it just feels RIGHT. but he'd be decently ok with tangoing. and dust is just the opposite. he'd be uncomfortable and grossed out by sexual behaviors but he'd absolutely be a romantic. i think dust would be a romantic he just gives off those vibes. as a person on the ace and maybe aro spectrum i have to blast my favs with the aroace beam. it's just mandatory

[zouisalmightie]

i love black people. the only good stranger interactions ive had this entire trip have been with black people. i love how we love each other. half the time we don’t even speak the same language and when we lock eyes on the train i can feel the love 🫶🏾

[lucifer-kane]

they're un-receding lucanis' hairline on twitter. i better see ppl here receding it farther

[thursdayg1rl]

one of the dramas from the wedding was one of the grooms cousins (on the other side not mine) just not wearing the clothes we had made for her specifically

[whimsycore]

The way queer white people have always antagonized me and forced hostile interactions then become scared when I start meeting them with a blank face or show them I’m not going to be a doormat is crazy.

[ashercries23]

there’s no fucking way i was called rude on tiktok for asking someone to give full credit to fanart 😭😭 “the description says says ‘credits to the artist’ so it’s not like there’s no credit. youre being rude”. omg i’m so sorry that i think artists should be given full credit for their work!!!

[mbat]

i finally finished the fanfic i was reading. i dont even know what to do now. all i can think to do is.

write

[zkretchy]

i’ve actually wanted to do some general anatomy studying but instead i drew a tiny pic of kiyan 👁👄👁 still a good day in my opinion v-v

[lunarscaled]

He heard the word "birthday" and now he's here for cake.

"Huh? Whose birthday do you think it is? It's not mine."

-> They were pretty sure it wasn't Tesla's birthday either, at least not that they knew, but even if it was it's not like they're opening the door for some guy they've never met ( though they can surmise by the open door across the way that he is a neighbor, and if someone was talking about a birthday it was probably them about someone in their class who they have already forgotten. either way, they're cakeless, so this guy is out of luck. ) Their foot jammed into the frame is the only thing keeping the door open as they eye him through a squint, mouth a flat line; they hadn't even had much of a chance to get past changing into their house slippers and taking off their backpack before they heard the rattling of the door.

"If you want a cake, go buy some. Weirdo."

[keep-dreaming-killjoys]

I started hello from the hallowoods and all I have to say to that first episode is: what in the actual fuck??? how dare they????

[dontmeanyoudontmissit]

The real reason you should never date anyone from your hometown is because when you date someone from your hometown and are awkward af you still desperately want to avoid them a decade later so then you have to consider not going to things they might be at

[steampoweredskeleton]

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[yoohyeon]

When will people learn to read carrds 🙃

[somethingaboutvampires]

To the assholes in my office: I'm not 12, can't relate.

[cicadaknight]

what do you call it when the mere thought of doing something you have to do makes your head feel like you stuffed it in a pressure cooker?