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The funniest character in TGR is Agent Browning. Him offering witness protection to jean and him going "NO, I have to play stickball!!" exactly like Neil did LMFAO.

"i hate this sport" he's so fucking funny stop

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facts that i know for sure:

I’m gay

It’s too hot outside 

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jeaneil platonic soulmates i wil never recover

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take a break while watching this little bunny cross your dash

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I have an angel in my ear telling me not to draw this,

But on the other ear..........

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best r/shittyfoodporn post ever. this thing is like a son to me

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Renee: "Kevin has a girlfriend."

Neil: "Does Kevin know this?"

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Learning about the Ides of March in middle school was so surreal for me because it’s my birthday, so when the teacher started talking about March 15th and Caesar’s murder, everyone who knew my birthday gave me the side eye like I was the one who stabbed him, so I was sitting there like

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You did run off to Europe together…

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do-it-again august

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so my dad's car insurance called me today and was like hey we're trying to get a hold of this dude and found your name and thought y'all might be related (i have an incredibly uncommon surname). so I was like yeah that's my dad. can you tell me what he did this time

and i could tell she wasn't supposed to tell me, but heard the absolute exasperation in my voice and just knew i was his child. she described that there was "a fender bender, and an altercation, in a restaurant parking lot" and that his lawyer was trying to get a hold of him to tell him his court summons had been waived

my parents own a restaurant so I figured it was their parking lot but upon asking my mom i have learned

it was a burger king parking lot. he physically fought a guy in a rural pennsylvania burger king parking lot. love and light ☀️

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[covered in blood, with tears in my eyes] I AM VERY YOUNG AND I AM LEARNING HOW TO LIVE

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Art collab with @/crybanana77 (twt)