I'm Caleb (He/him). Hi! I'm a queer guy who has no idea what's fucking going on. Tune in for a spam of whatever has tickled my fancy at the time.
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irish coworker: *is back from a month in italy*
me: the weather must have been great, you're looking so tanned!
irish coworker: *stares down at his arms, which are a shade of eggshell white i associate with tasteful wedding table settings* i suppose i am!
welsh coworker: *enters room* wow, youre looking so tanned!
ghanaian coworker: *looks around like hes on the truman show*
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currently going absolutely feral over this rn
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Ok my brothers math teacher has pissed me off so bad that I’m writing an email. Do you know how seethingly mad I have to be to write an email.
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no offense but if your friend is trying out a new hobby be fucking nice to them
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Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️
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they really take money from your bank account when you buy something this is so fucked up :/
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I have an important announcement: there is a post on here that annoys me.
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20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,
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Just make it exist first, you can make it good later
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#delete later#it is an odd thing feeling like both too much and not enough. I have too much in my head and too much to say#and also feel completely hollowed out and like I have nothing interesting or worthwhile to offer anyone.#and like. it's not anyone else's fault. it's my own insecurities right. and the fact that I still feel so small. and when I feel small I#feel like I'm not a person and that I have no personality or wants. I know that's not true. and I work very hard to follow my own wants#and interests. but so much of me wants to change it all to become interesting and enough for other ppl. even though I like fully#can't do that. and no one would want me to do that. but. I want to do that. and that makes me frustrated at myself and everything#god I'm so fucking tired of being a person. and being so scared of doing things wrong all the time.#I don't want them to come here and be in my space. they will be anyway. and I hate that. and then I hate myself for hating that#but I can't try and think of reasons why I hate that bc then I get angry and upset and smaller and smaller. so instead I cross stitch#and try to ignore it all and try to help a friend out. and don't do a great job bc she prefers distraction and I'm not good at that.#I'm a mirror and I struggle to do anything else. it still feels strange to not be a mirror. and times like this I can't make myself not#be one. so instead I hide and hate
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btw there's nothing wrong with intergenerational friendships and it is in fact super important for teens to have healthy, respectful relationships with the adults in their lives because it will help them more easily identify when an adult is being toxic, manipulative, or otherwise unsavory if they have healthy relationships to go off of.
"A grown ass adult shouldn't have anything in common with a teenager" okay so you're either operating off of an assumption that either teenagers don't have anything of worth to contribute to a conversation, or that adults aren't allowed to have fun hobbies.
I talked to my teenage cousin for like an hour the other day about character motivations and the core themes of one piece and had a blast talking to her! She had some real insightful things to say!
Teenagers are fully realized and complex human beings! You can talk to them about music, books, video games, hobbies, etc. Stop being weird about it
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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from
#me buying fresh meat instead of frozen meat. really splurging on food huh!#it is fuckin good though so
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