#<3 cooking something up

[sinners-in-paradise]

What was I going to say...? What was I going to do...?

It seems I'm just... so awfully lost...

Give me... a moment... Just a moment...

Ahem! Welcome, traveller! 'Tis only appropriate we take this time to set the stage for you, hm? Let's meet all the pieces on our little board.

Let's start from the very beginning...

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Name: Celeernyx

Once the queen of Halcandra and a Hero of Yore, Celeernyx was a loving but firm soul who was essential in the first defeat of Void Termina. However, a certain someone soon grew jealous of her and the other Heroes, and desperate for power, orchestrated the downfall of each of them until only Cele remained. Devastated, Celeernyx’s shattered mental state was an easy target for an ancient, malicious artifact known as the Master Crown. Once it had taken her mind and wiped out her kingdom, it decided she was of no further used to it, and swiftly executed her.

Cause of Death: Shattered.

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Name: Dulciana

A joy to everyone who knew her, Dulciana lost both of her parents at a young age and was raised by less than adequate caretakers. To escape from the pressures of her everyday life, Dulci often spent time under a favorite maple tree. The course of her life took a turn, however, when she met a handsome young demigod, and eloped to the wilderness with him. The two lived happily until Dulciana succumbed to an unknown illness, ripping her from her lover’s grasp forever.

Cause of Death: Unknown terminal illness, likely genetic.

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Name: Guinevere

Though originally an ordinary child, Guinevere (remembered fondly as "Gwen") was corrupted into a demon beast of sorts by Nightmare at a very young age, and upon escaping from his grasp struggled to present as an ordinary girl. Despite her odd appearance and tendencies, she found happiness in joining the GSA in her adult years, after which she was wed and had a single child. Though details are maintained private from the public, an official statement from the army indicates that she attempted to turn against it and was executed for attempted homicide by her partner.

Cause of Death: Blood loss from major lacerations.

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And that’s everyone!

Wait….No, something’s not right…

No, this isn’t right at all…

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Ah! Of course! I almost forgot!

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Name: Dero

A defective dark matter that wished to take no part in Zero’s evil schemes, Dero became a wandering hero, sworn to protect those in need. Though not the brightest, Dero was determined to keep everyone around him safe. Kind, chivalrous, and an expert in the blade, Dero gained renown as a great hero until…..

Until…….

Cause of Death: The willow tree is beautiful this time of year, isn’t it?

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Well, seems we have that out of the way. What was I to say next...?

Ah, that's right!

Welcome to hades, dearest.

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Credits:

Celeernyx by @moon-mage

Dulciana and Ades by @loaflovesdoodling

Guinevere by @camachine

Dero by @monsterhatdoodles

Art and writing by @camachine and @monsterhatdoodles

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Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

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[kiwibrain]

part 2 of the silly isat dunmeshi crossover, with angst and a recipe i made up in 2 minutes :)

Part 1 ✨

[saltycryptid]

"You know, I've been catching myself smiling more lately."

🥺🥺 shadowheart is everything to me tbh,,, 💖💖

[grangermonarque]

Hellow Sylvie Fandom

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I've been having so much fun with halftones and making retro styled artworks hehe

[deoidesign]

I met the me who made different choices

[bestagons]

What Dan and Phil Text Each Other 4 + Familect (article)

[dezmolad]

all u need to know about ES3

[loomsims]

Back to Posting Sims and Yapping 🙌🏽

HI Y'ALL! I have once again resurrected from the dead <3 there has been a lot going on fr. I was super inspired back when I was posting Eddy pretty consistently, and then all of a sudden all the dopamine in my brain flew out of my body and stayed out :D literally nothing sims related sparked joy in me and I was really struggling to play my game. It sucked fr. Recently though my brain has seemed to get it together and now I miss posting and being on tumblr in general :( so even though I don't really have gameplay to post I'll just be posting the random stuff I've been doing in game :> Edward will eventually make his return as well!

quick sidenote- @sourlemonsimblr you ate DOWN with these face masks !! they are so gorg 😫🫶🏽

[5h0w1sh]

I SPELT KEANU REEVES WRONG.

[svtskneecaps]

i'm still stuck on the purgatories so here's a list of purgatory 2 moments simply off the top of my head that deserve to be remembered:

aimsey ducking all of axolotl team alone in a cave with literally half a heart

goose gang fucking descending on the raccoon base and absolutely wrecking shop

ethan crankgameplays clutching up for team panda during the capture the flag game by being the only one hanging out in the center and periodically checking the chests, earning them a shitton of flags and clutching multiple rounds

crow team's egg taking 0 damage

pac doxxing goose gang's egg in the last second

shelby shubble as the last member of her team online writing a letter to aimsey and sharing the world's most devastating ten minutes before her team was eliminated with one of the eye creatures (coco? i forgot lol)

badboyhalo absolutely fucking DEMOLISHING the battleship event on like 2 hours of sleep and a dream

wuant(?) stealing a tv from the battleship event and then playing portuguese ice age on it for the crows lmfao

tubbo djing for his team while waiting for the time for a goose gambit

theguill CRASHING THROUGH THE FUCKING CEILING of the raccoon team's hidey hole like the fucking kool aid man in a last effort to save his team and 4v1 or 5v1 ing team raccoon; he lost but that was such an epic fucking moment

theguill and etoiles pvping and each hyping the other's skills the entire time

seapeekay escaping cellbit and baghera and then stealing their boats and rocketing past to tease them about it; that shit was iconic

kenny going mad with power collecting sand on literally day 1

the english speaking squirrels taking actual physical notes on portuguese phrases (i think)

lgbtiba

i may add more this is an off the top of my head list but like got DAMN i like these events :D i like them a lot

[divingleadboy]

"Who do you think you are to question the tower?

To jump in the choir and sing like it's something you'd offer?

And who do you think you woo when you ponder the yonder?

Or shake your fist high at the sky, tell me, why should we bother?

Who do you think you are, all piggish and stipend?

The storm is the bastard, your face is the face that it's slapping"

(A Tale Told by an Idiot - John congleton and the nighty nites)

[gideonisms]

One of my coworkers asked me last night when I'm going to make him some spaghetti and I said he should make himself some because it will taste better than what I make. so he said it's about watching someone cook for you. This man really saw someone who lifts boxes for a living and said you should be in the kitchen jgkgkgjb

[ineed-to-sleep]

*me immediately after going through a terrifying and traumatic experience* haha yeah I guess it was rough but I'm fine now like I'm totally chill. It was kinda funny actually if you think about it

[cobra-wives]

is chozen/terry a thing. is that a thing i’d just like to know. or am i the only one who saw season 5 episode 2 as chozen’s undercover let’s go scope out terry silver’s next big plan simulator and terry’s turned the charm up trying to find a new partner after his little breakup with kreese and— oh, sensei JOE, how CLOSE THIS IS to john, not that i care. ah, and he’s from mainland tokyo! maybe he enjoys the fine life unlike SOME PEOPLE. i can show him my house, my katana collection, my expensive whiskey. what am i looking for in a new partner? oh, loyalty — and chozen is just standing there like i did NOT sign up for this.

[e-likes-bones]

may i request a dingo, perhaps.... :o) -dailyanimatronics

@dailyanimatronics

dingo starr! finally done! this makes 2 outta the 6 (queenie & mini being counted separately) of the wolf pack 5 that i’ve drawn actually,, mayhaps someday i’ll finish the group out

anyhow thanks for the request! sorry to y’all again for taking a hot minute on these, but i said i’d finally start gettin’ stuff done so i am

[merakiui]

Reading your tags on the courtroom post, and we have live reader reaction:

LOL there's Deuce who prepares for the debate with notes and talking points/arguments, and then there's Ace who is confident enough to think he can just succeed through improv. I like to imagine that, if it's for you, they will do anything and everything they can to save you. They were so determined to come to the player's aid during Scarabia book, so perhaps they prove to be worthy saviors. <3