#<-talking about a grown ass man

[sceebybeeby]

[ID: A digital illustration of Chip Whistler from Big City Greens mimicking a magazine cover. He is in his Chipocalypse Now outfit and leaning on a display table that has a scale model of the Green’s house, smiling mischievously with his eyes half lidded looking at the model. The lighting is focused on his face and bust only and it’s bright red. The background is made to resemble a conspiracy board. The text above his head in all caps says “Assets Digest.” The text next to his head in all caps says “Gwendolyn Zapp. What even makes a business?” “Chip Whistler. How the Wholesome Foods CEO rose to the top (It's not nepotism.)” And “Big City Beast. On dealing with lawsuits he wasn't anticipating.” The text on the bottom right corner in all caps says “Hot watches to look at to seem busy.” And “Stats and information. For you nerds out there.” End ID.]

i've never seen a magazine

(other shit under the cut, i apologize in advance)

(IDs in alts)

hell is empty except for him

[totallynotsam]

yknow this was originally going to be a long eury defending post since i saw some eury hate a few days ago but it was far too long and i yapped too much </3

but i drew this to go along with it and i already have too much dead art in my drafts so its being posted anyway B) we all know he actually ate the wind bag not open it cmon guys 🥱 (/J) nah but like I was going to defend him opening the bag and other stuff which is why I drew this specifically it’s kinda silly out of context lmao

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

[scythelordsucks]

same image

[cementcornfield]

Did you see the clip of Joe yesterday?

Is it a clip now? Oh lord....was it funny at least?

It was the first time he ever used the F word in a conference.

He cursed? Y'all lying...I be trying to get him to curse, he don't curse when I'm talking to him...

[winepresswrath]

sudden yearning for time travelling teen jiang fengmian lands at lotus pier fic that winds up being about a perfectly nice kid having a varying series of "oh no. i don't like that. that's a lot" reactions.

[youngpettyqueen]

was talking with someone irl about Star Trek the other day and this person really hates Discovery for many stupid reasons (misogyny) and he was whining about like. casual swearing. in Star Trek. like he was mad they said fuck. and he looks at me and he's like "it completely sucks you out of the experience right??" and I just looked at him and went "no it makes me want a modern DS9 show of some kind cause I think Kira Nerys deserves to say fuck" which wasn't the answer he wanted I dont think

[rorystr]

redraw of the "I Get Wet" album cover by Andrew W.K. :0D huge fan of the album and the kralie so I decided "hmm yes ok"

also sorry for being dead for like months i dont make postable art very often haha

[al-luviec]

id like to thank ninjago episode snake jaguar for everything but nothing all at the same time

[bawa64]

strong bad looks so dumb when his eyes are closed oh my god i love it

[sallymew4]

kids when they hear that their dad is back in town VS. kids when theyre hanging out with a conman that accidentally stole their wallet once

im not even joking btw

bonus heres me being crazy about them in dms ^^^

[chappellrroan]

is being let down by your father over and over again crucial lore in a gay daughter's life or am i just fucking unlucky

[rotten-apple-stims]

Columbo Board with detective, coffee and basset hound stims

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Proship / Comship / RPF Do Not Interact Please !

( Divider(s) by @animatedglittergraphics-n-more )

[beargregor]

Chef greg delivery just for you. it's a wonder I hadn't bearified him yet, he's my fave greg too 🔪

gays literally only want one thing (to be chopped up and eaten by a depressed man) and it's fucking disgusting

[robo-writing]

Hey, blanket statement: Maybe we shouldn’t be weird about possible rumors that Hugh Jackman has a girlfriend, just saying. Like I know it’s easy to joke that we’re not dating him but there is a rather large, rather concerning amount of you that can’t seem to tell the difference.

[cutter-kirby]

hey how old do you guys think bill was during the euclidean massacre :) do you think he was young :) still a kid? :)