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i just asked kendall the dumbest fucking questionjfkaldsjf;asjdfla;sdjf;lasdf ai want to post it on the dash but it's so fucking unhinged idk if you guys have that kind of patience
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*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night
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Ghost : I love your insanity
Ghost : you’re absolutely crazy
Ghost : just straight up mental
Y/N : ꒰ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ꒱
Ghost : everything is wrong with you there is nothing okay with you
Ghost : I want to marry you
Y/N : ⌯•ω<⌯ಣ
Ghost, sniffled : god, you’re perfect
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anyway i realized i really like being a brat in my selfships because i think i've spent so much of my childhood and even now having to make sure i'm projecting good behavior and self regulating to protect my image and earn respect/trust/love that the idea of throwing a tantrum that doesn't harm me in the long run and also would never push them away is so comforting to me hit post
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Hey! Hope your day is going well :)
Just out of curiosity, how did you come up with the idea for fear of god? It’s so unique and I love it!!
in all honesty, i think this The Onion joke has been simmering in the back of my head for years
also hi!!! im super exhausted today but hope you're doing well!!
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the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man
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Obsessed with Soap’s stupid fucking nape and the fuzzy hair there. He probably gets yanked around by it all the time. It’s probably Ghost’s favourite place to slap. Probably the yummiest place to b..bite. He should cover it up, the whore. Wear exclusively turtlenecks from now on, otherwise i won’t be liable for mauling him
#you feel the same way I feel#there’s a post on here about sucking the sweat out of his shirt like a kid does to a wet towel#and that’s really just the best way to describe my infatuation with soap#robo speaks
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Literally sobbing. A judge, a US judge defended us. A judge brought up intersex people, uaing the term intersex, to *defend* us by not allowing our erasure. I'm having a lot of feelings right now

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i am too sensitive to be a person i feel like they took the heart and brain of a small prey animal and stuck it inside of me i am very dumb and very scared all the time
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Johnny is the kind of guy to start flirting with you and go blind about anything else. He's so smitten he doesn't register how restless you look, nor does he see Gaz gesturing him to stop or Ghost faceplaming. He keeps chatting you up: if he had a tail, he would be wagging it furiously, his eyes electric blue sparkling with the hope of taking you home.
When you explode, his mouth slams shut. Your hands are trembling when you tell him to stop making fun of you, that guys like him don't look for people like you.
"Guys like me?" He stares at you like a kicked puppy. "You mean Scottish?"
And now you feel bad for him.
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what they don’t tell you about writing is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
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