#<--- dumbest thing i ever heard

[firealder2005]

not a fix-it but-

ok. so i hate the “somehow palpatine returned” thing as much as the next person, but.

i have a theory.

hear me out.

so. we must assume (i guess *eye roll*) that palpatine has been behind everything (apparently *another eye roll*) and we know in Disney canon, that he was behind Kylo’s fall to the darkside (like we haven’t seen that before, but okay. not.).

and i was thinking about that, and the *intense groan* moment where Luke lit his lightsaber (trying to kill Kylo/it was on instinct/yada yada i don’t buy any of those thank you but moving on!).

and that got me thinking.

we all know in Return of the Jedi, Palpatine was trying to get Luke to kill Vader in anger, right? Because that would cause his fall to the darkside.

Killing his father in anger.

so wouldn’t killing his nephew in fear do the same?

i mean come on. you’re telling me that Palpatine wouldn’t, at least, try to have another go at the #1 Most Powerful Force-User in The Galaxy? Before throwing that card away if it failed again?

so what i’m getting at here is, what if Palpatine was the one who was pushing Luke into killing Kylo/igniting his lightsaber/whichever-the-heck-you-want?

i would buy Palpatine having another go/messing with Luke again over something as dumb as “he tried to murder his nephew” or “iT wAs InStInCt!”.

but then again.

bringing back palpatine was also stupid.

*shrugs* anywho. just a lil’ thought i had.

[fresh-bag-of-ham]

in what world. in what fucking world

[dynamokota]

Of the musicals my mom and I have watched together at home (slime tutorials, proshots, adaptations, etc.), the SpongeBob Musical on Prime/Paramount was the only one so far she actually requested to watch again.

Which is fair. It has no right being THAT good.

[smute]

job search is driving me insane. maybe im in the wrong country. the typical lib arts gigs want undergrads with a very specific skill set and anything where an advanced degree might be of use they're either looking for graduates in GERMAN lit specifically or they want NATIVE english speakers. sorry i can't be her. also everyone and their dog keeps telling me to take my ENGLISH degree and look into GERMAN publishing when i haven't read a GERMAN book in 3 years. i'm about as qualified for that as His Majesty the Sultan Haji Hassanal Bolkiah Mu'izzaddin Waddaulah ibni Al-Marhum Sultan Haji Omar 'Ali Saifuddien Sa'adul Khairi Waddien, Sultan and Yang Di-Pertuan of Negara Brunei Darussalam, whose embassy in berlin is, btw, looking for a full time translator (english-german). maybe there's someone less gay who wants to apply. anyway. not to mention salaries in publishing are so bad i might as well go ahead with my phd. the only reason that's been put on ice is schmoney. if i gotta stay poor i might as well be really fucking poor and do something i actually care about

[steakout-05]

ahhh fucked up little six-nippled snake-handed spiritual dude covered in buffalo fur with heterochromia and a bird beak nose my beloved

oh YEAH? you only got ONE PEENEYE????

[mwagneto]

the thing w the raphael/other powerful angel!crowley theories for me is like. i really don't want them to be true because i hate it when characters are special coz they were made special, i think characters who are special by choice and struggle are way more interesting and crowley being so powerful only bc of gay love would be a way more insanity inducing story but at the same time i can't deny that it very much looks like he was someone important like the hints are building up to a very clear picture here. i just hope it turns out he was high ranking but not really relevant instead of like, god's specialest little boy

[kittybobitty]

I can't wait for this fishy little twink to get plowed by this quiet giant murderer

[engagemythrusters]

see the thing is.

ahsoka wants a jedi padawan.

sabine wants to learn how to use a lightsaber.

no wonder they're both going to come away frustrated and disheartened. they don't even want the same thing.

[ogerpwned]

Hatchetfield is like bread in this ess- *dragged away by evil spirits invisible to everyone except me*

[good-to-drive]

Why do all the father's day cards say shit like "here's to the GRILLMASTER who FARTS A LOT" or "crack open a COLD ONE for the ALCOHOLIC who RAISED ME" I just want a nice card for my dad 😭

[death-rebirth-senshi]

Jowan: This is my girlfriend Lily. She's an initiate who's not supposed to have relations with men. This isn't even getting into the fact that mages are kind of not supposed to be in relationships either.

Alim:

Jowan: Anyway they're gonna make me tranquil so you need to help me destroy my phylactery and escape the circle.

Alim:

Alim: I'm gonna go set some giant spiders that are here for some reason on fire and then I'll get back to you.

[nasirsagron]

Me after finding out why Segasaki just wants to fuck when it is sunny

[ritsukaaoyagi]

when yamato and kouya are on the ground in mourning and soubi is like Ok now we have to finish them off. and ritsukas like NO WE DONT?

[foxgloveinspace]

If you think cars don’t grant freedom you live in a city, don’t leave the city, and don’t plan on leaving the city.

I live in the middle of freaking No Where, and if I didn’t have a car it wouldn’t be ‘inconvenient’ to get to work, I wouldn’t be able to get to work, cause the walk is 3 hours to the nearest town.

You don’t think outside of your situation.

[streets-in-paradise]

I just got finish watching the first two episodes of Chucky season three and I keep looking back at the teaser for the next episode and I swear to god if they kill Andy I just might quit the series altogether!

Absolutely, that's the same mindset i'm in.

I said it before, if they brought Andy back only to kill him in a stupid and anti climatic way after that pseudo clousure they gave him at the end of season 2 I would proceed the same way me ( and many others) with the walking dead after the death of Carl.

Abandon the show into irrelevance.

[brood-mother]

i'm finally in the prague arc of the monster anime and every time tenma comes back on screen i feel like i'm recreating that "pushes aside the cute sheep to see the even cuter lamb again" simpsons meme with him and grimmer