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what it feels like listening to music and thinking about the character
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hate when you do those "what character are you from x" quizzes and you get a pure wrong answer. no obviously i would not fucking be jazz from transformers you fucking idiot. you don't even know me. asshole.
#yes i picked all the answers that would perhaps make someone believe i would be jazz from transformers. IF THEY WERE AN IDIOT MORON#this is no shade to jazz ofc my friend jazz i like him. he's a better man than i could ever be.#better car too
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"yeah kirkwall is built on a giant tevene insanity sigil fuelled by the blood of tens of thousands of sacrificed slaves and that's why shit is permanently fucked here and getting worse by the hour but also like i have rent to pay so i'm not bothered with all that rn" - hawke, presumably
#dragon age 2#'but what about the estate' who said it was hawke's rent. bro has half a football squad's worth of insane jobless sluts to look after
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if you block me first i win. if i block you first i also win. 'the only move is to not play' false i also win that way too.
#dedicated to the loser in r/ao3 who crashed out called me gross and blocked me#bc i said it's rude/cringe to demand comments or to freak out on readers abt not getting 'enough' comments#they tried to tell me writers on tumblr would agree w them i pointed out i'm a writer on tumblr and they're full of shit#every single person in the comments were like ya its rude and weird and they were BIG MAD lmao
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i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks
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miserable that there is no way 2 avoid being treated as either a man or woman
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megs and soundwave my good friends megs and soundwave
i feel like shit so i'm tidying my office and found a bag with soundwave and megatron minifigs in it i had forgotten about and it was EXACTLY like that 'omg ___ hi!!!!" meme
#two thirds of decepticon high command could fix me one third could make me worse#who that is changes on a weekly rotation#megatron#soundwave
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i feel like shit so i'm tidying my office and found a bag with soundwave and megatron minifigs in it i had forgotten about and it was EXACTLY like that 'omg ___ hi!!!!" meme
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i love how whenever something gets popular the underground tormented avant garde bloggers start becoming self conscious of liking it/finding it funny, and it eventually evolves into aggression towards it. doesnt matter what it is. unrelated but i saw someone call isopods cringe today
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they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to
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kind of want to make one of those movie lists but i know damn well none of you f-slurs are watching war movies
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you are just jealous of me because of my blue tooth speakers I got installed on my legs and arms to help me walk louder
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#k...ind of? i was a fat nerdy openly queer goth so they tried (name calling + theft mostly)#but i was bigger meaner and smarter than 99% of kids until my mid to late teens so it didn't really work#and by then i was popular-passing enough no-one really bothered#it was tough for like the first year of secondary school until i nearly broke my hand punching a door to 'intimidate' a kid in PE who would#not leave me alone#which was stupid and cringe but worked. kinda.
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although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do
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