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i'll block a mutual for posting straight shit idgaf

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my friends will be playing balatro in the voice call and they'll suddenly freak out and say something like "No WAY bro this hand is CRAZY" and I'll look over and see this

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remember that big lebowski sequel they made? god that fucking sucked dick ass and balls so bad

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writing fanfiction is constantly flipping between "this is a hobby i do for fun its not that serious" and "if this isnt my next greatest hit im going to back flip off the empire state building"

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i need him begging for forgiveness on it

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no nuance. vote. i’m curious ^_^

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Fuck with me

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i had an interview for a shitty debt collecting job that i really didn't want to get, so i thought i'd be megaminded and deliberately show up 10 minutes late, and the fucking guy decided to one up me by not showing up at all

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bear, having just discovered human food is good too actually at the big old age of 10, has developed a brand new special never before heard meow just for me (i'm the only person in the house who cooks) that roughly translates to "let me sniff what you're holding" because he lives in constant hope that anything i touch is chicken, like i'm some sort of meat midas. 99% of the time he doesn't want it even if it is food he's just GOT to know if it is or isn't chicken. he's sulking rn because the 2 gallon jug of milk i took out the fridge that he demanded to sniff wasn't chicken.

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tried to take a cute vid of my cat making biscuits on me and accidentally took a photo with the flash on

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if megan thee stallion told me to kill myself id do it

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mother help the gays are giving money to a gamergater bc you can fuck an ugly white guy in his game

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me opening warframe to do absolutely nothing but two conjunction survivals for loot i don't recognise and approx. 17 minutes of ninja cyborg dress up

i have roughly 208 hours in warframe and brother let me tell you something. i do not know the first fucking thing about this game. i don't know what the lore is. i don't know what the meta is. i don't know 90% of the mechanics. i don't know who my character is supposed to be. and yet...!