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super low body fat + waxed bald is the least attractive combo in the world to me
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Mr j my cat has a crush on you and he is a boy
That's how things are these days
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its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix
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Becoming a writer is great because now you have a hobby that haunts you whenever you don’t have time to do it
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t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’
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#alistair/loghain/nate/carver/bw/davrin could you IMAGINE#you could cut the tension with a knife#the most awkward encounter on earth + davrin wondering wtf is up with fereldens#one fart away from a jerry springer moment#dragon age
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The answer to your problems is self-discipline
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listen to me carefully. we don't have much time so i'll only say this once. you NEED to pre-heat your oven and stop overcrowding your pans.
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wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal
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ameircans talking about red note like they have never spoken to anyone from another country ever about anything
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im sick of this malicious straggotry idc if im bi get your m/f ships out my fucking face so help me god
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