#<- you dirty dog you

[crunch-barr]

thank you @capcavan for the art idea. I got carried away. deeply unserious cool comix ft. crusty white bichon frisé

[mintyeggs]

oh arthur, what has hunger made you do?

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

TF One Sentinel Prime

[cungader0]

what the dogs doin

[finniscrying]

*rattles the bars of my enclosure* LET ME AT HIM LET ME AT HIM

[beanghostprincess]

Serving cunt since the ??th century

[themellowminx]

After the Fire Dies ᯓᡣ𐭩.ᐟ ⊹ MDNI

———-> fyodor x reader x dazai

You made a mistake, how will you repent?

< After the actual smut, but still suggestive content, not proof read >

“S-seven…” You could hardly feel anymore, sweat clung to your body and your breaths came in panting gasps, all you could think about was how bad you had fucked up, was that really only a few hours ago? When Dazai was holding you so tightly, gripping you in all the right places. But now, your blood dripped from the slim slashes across your thighs and stained the white bedsheets, you struggled against your restraints, straining your arm to push the silky, black, blindfold off your eyes.

“So, malishka,” You could hear the grin in his smooth voice as he teased you with that special pet name, baby, not slut, or whore, but baby. He knew you’d get it wrong. You were almost certain that even if you did guess right, they wouldn't stop. “Who was touching you just now? Who made you cum?” Sucking in as much air as possible, limbs heavy, nose stuffed and tears streaked your poor, flushed face.

“You–Fedya.” A self-satisfied hmm came from one of them, you guess Dazai by the tone. Instantly you regretted your decision. ‘Wait–actually–”

“Too late, you already made a choice.” Dazai was speaking now, his voice lacked the accent that you loved so much, but still carried such a lustful melody. Suddenly the blindfold was slowly peeled off and you squinted your tear-filled eyes to the destroyed bedroom. Frantically looking at your lover, Fyodor, for approval, you were met with both men smirking down at you. So pretty. They were both so beautiful, where Fedya was slim angles and sharp bones, pale skin and striking, sharp eyes, Dazai was stronger, softer, still lean but bigger, not as deathly-pale and a mop of curly brown hair with matching honey eyes. They made a lovely pair, and had ruined you beyond comprehension.

“Ding ding ding!” Dazai sang out, hopping on the bed next to you.

“Good job malishka, how’d you know?” You guessed correctly? Finally! Honestly part of it was dumb luck but…

“You get…when you get tired you get softer, and you also kept licking the blood from my thighs, I figured Dazai would do that too but he’s inclined to be more–well–rough.” You looked down sheepishly. Fyodor pat your head and undid the restraints on your wrists and ankles, now you realized just how exposed you had been. A puddle of liquid, cum and spit and sweat and blood, was layered on every inch of your skin. Both of them started peppering kisses along your flesh, prickled with chills yet still overheated, a kiss to the collarbone by one man, a peck in between your breasts from another, they continued and Fyodor eventually went to fetch a warm cloth.

“What did we learn malishka?” Fyodor asked you later that night, Dazai in deep-sleep on the other side of the bed, still in the aftershock of their tortuous play-time, you trembled slightly against Fyodor's bare chest.

“I’m never going to sleep with another person–”

“No, say it exactly.”

“I-I am never going to cheat on you…” You looked back up at him for guidance.

“With Dazai,” He guided your words.

“Cheat on you with Dazai, or anyone else, ever again. I only want–need–you, Fedya.” He hummed at your confession. “I love you.”

“I love you too, Y/n.” He replied simply, and you drifted off into sleep, body aching and face tear-stained and salty, still naked, but warm and so, so full

ᯓᡣ𐭩.ᐟ ⊹ thx for reading! :)

[silverspleen]

STUPID SHIP MEME DRAWINGS.

I just think they should kiss maybe?

Obsessed (positive??) with the dynamic of guy who betrays his country so he can run off with the militia he's been working with because he gets a case of loyalty feelings so bad he goes and blows himself up X morally upstanding traumatic backstory woman having the worst fucking time of her life (again) who really just needs someone to be as fanatically loyal as possible to her, as a person who is really into the inherent eroticism of the hierarchical military power dynamic focus on loyalty and the use of "yes ma'am" as I love you.

Obsessed (negative) with the propaganda implications that we seem to have ignored of the fact that the three most important people in an arabic woman's life are 2 (two) white guys and her brother, who betrays her and becomes a villain in the later games, and the fucking insidious-ass narrative choice of placing one of said white guys in said militia as like, the tacit fact that this organization is ok only because the western white guys are cool with it. Stop introducing more ULF people just to kill them!!! I SEE YOU WRITERS!!! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME!!!!!!

because, once again, the character dynamic? I am sick for it. He dropped a building on himself for her and then came back???? He came back???? He could have gone anywhere but he came back to her???? I'm unwell. I think I have covid. I need to go lie down.

Anyway my city now my characters now smashing them together like barbies watching that .gif of them staring at each other eighty times reading all the fanfiction goodbye

you shouldn't blow yourself up in the furnace I want to blow myself up in the furnace for you as my own personal choice and you should order me to do it because you're such a good leader what is wrong with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh *gnaws on furniture*

WE DON'T EVEN GET TO SEE HIM COME BACK TO HER. THANK YOU FIC WRITERS YOU KNOW THAT REUNION MUST BE SO ANGST THE COMPLEX DYNAMIC OF SACRIFICING YOURSELF FOR SOMEONE AND MAKING IT OUT AND BACK TO THEM AGAIN!!!!!!! THE GUILT! THE YEARNING! THE LOYALTY! I AM GOING TO EXPLODE.

[ex35life]

Artemis and her doggies. Stay tuned for her twin brother coming soon!

[aziraphalesbookkeeper]

Listen I didn't go into this a parksborn truther but boy I'm leaving as one

[pastafossa]

Me, to Fozzie: do you wanna go for a ride? Happy ride? Go for ride?

Fozzie: OH YES I LOVE TO RIDE, GO IN CAR, RIDE, RIDE, I LOVE YOU MOTHER, OH YOU ARE BEST MOTHER

ME: *pulls into vet parking lot*

Fozzie:

[kaurwreck]

kunikida isn't suicidal; he's a transcendalist. nor does he value himself less than others; he's astoundingly arrogant. he knows he's more than a man, which is why he recognizes that he isn't. his wretchedness over that dissonance is rooted in sincerity and hunger for truth, and his brilliance is in his capacity to find meaning and satisfaction in what he can't grasp.

[samaraxmorgan]

Been snowed in and spent all day sleeping and trying to make the roomie Sukuna apartment in the sims

[renegadeem]

Is this electric power company bothering you, King?

[fyodorsushankaaa]

sasaki appreciation post!!

[bloodtwin]

@silvertiefling ⸻ continued from here :

HIS HOLD TIGHTENS WHEN HE realizes what he said - because he was serious or because he knew she was about to seriously freak out. She wasn't all that sure. It wasn't really her main focus, nor problem, right now. They had just been making out, limbs tangled, and suddenly words are spilling out of his mouth that she didn't really think ever would. They had never really talked about it before, after all - so it wasn't her fault he had said it out of the blue and made her instincts work in overdrive. Every iota of her body and brain was telling her he was joking. That it was a cruel prank. That he was messing with her in the heat of the moment ... ... after all, he had never even told her he loved her. So how was she supposed to trust those words. She pulled back as much as she could with him gripping her so tightly, her silver eyes wide with panic. " T-That's not fuckin' funny Puck - "

          FUNNY  ？  SHE  THOUGHT  he found it funny ？That it was a joke ？

Seeing the panic in her eyes, Puck felt a horrible pit forming in his stomach. Well, now he was embarrassed. It seemed they were on very different pages from one another. Was the idea of marrying him so abhorrent to her that it had to be a joke ？

The passion in his eyes gave way to a flash of irritation, of thinly-veiled humiliation, instead. He fought against her as she pulled back, tugging her towards him again. 

❝ Excuse me ？I didn't realize devotion was a joke to you. A simple ❛ no ❜ would have sufficed. ❞