#<- posts that remind me of my girlfriend

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《 gabriel 》 or archangel

any pronouns

pwNPD among other things

angelkin , no particular order but i do identify with archangels and cherubim

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what to expect on this blog:

-religious imagery

-mental illness posting

-animals :]

-things i like :D

[fan-of-young-royals]

I know we joke about Wille chasing after the car but there was a moment there where I genuinely thought he was going to catch up

[sweetie-peaches]

foolish wanted tubbo to be his queen where am i

Foolbo royal au when

[gay-classics-student]

Being a sapphic girl and introducing your straight cis guy friend to Chappel roan and girl in red as they slowly start to become some of his favourite artists is wild.

Like this is the gay agenda .

Turning straight men into lesbians with " hot to go" and " I wanna be your girlfriend "

[clowningclownn]

my pickles together, similar vibe but opposite energies

one from harvest moon the other from my time at sandrock

[chronicals-of-the-never-happened]

Something was off in the air today. Persephone was terribly mad about something, on edge even. The slightest thing, miniscule a problem, managed to tick her off. Which is out of character, especially around Shirley, who seemed awfully bored.

"Honey, stop interrupting. Deadline's tonight." With as much love she could muster, annoyence drizzled from her honeyed voice.

"Nah."

"What do you mean, Nah? Get off my bed, please. I jist want a hug~" She begged with enough desperstion, that a sane person would have already heed her words without her having to beg. "Come here, now!" She demands, with a slight authoritative edge.

Shirley laid back down, into Persephone's soft sheets, focus back on her phone scrolling away, occasionally sending memes and reels to Persephone's phone and it dinged each time.

Her mind was beyond exhausted, having been so busy that she had forgotten to complete an essay—half way done to be exact—however, knowing her exeptionally great relationship with the professor, Persephone's confident she might get an extra day to finish up.

However, it seems her beloved girlfriend is acting up more than needed.

Glacing over her shoulder, to her blissfully unaware lover, who's scrolling away on whatever, not a care in the world. Especially, not about her beloved girlfriend's needs.

'For fucks sake.' She sighed, walking over.

Glaring down at Shirley with eyes of challange, and perhaps slight anger, she slowly descends onto Ley, caging her onto the bed—Ley's legs were between Perse's—hovering above her with darkened eyes.

Slipping the phone out of her grasp, Perse threw it onto some other part of the bed. Soon her hands snaked around Ley's neck, as Perse left a trail of kisses in her wake. From the forehead, to the tip of her nose, a fat one on both of her reddened cheeks, sly one at the corner of her lips and then finally her neck. Shirley's neck.

Perse smirked, as she watched her lover melt into her palms, as they snaked down Shirley's body, slipping under her shirt and cupping her breasts. Perse enjoyed watching her sweet darling's reactions, sinking in the schocked, appauled face Shirley made—from the contact of Perse's deep freezer level cold ass fucking hands—as those same fingers played with her buds.

Leaning down, Persephone licked her neck, leaving wet kisses, before nibbling at the skin, left hand trailing lower, and lower...

[pavlikbuonarroti]

okayyy finished reginald the vampire here are the highlights

1. any given vampire being evil women especially

1a. angela being cunty and/or killing people. her serial killer era was sexy ❤️❤️❤️❤️

1b. justine making people hallucinate their greatest fear before she eats them... so endearing and freakish <3 rip to a real one. there's armand everywhere for those with eyes to see him.

2. ashnikki :) the little black and white musical number was NOT good but they are sooo so so so cute. them gay parenting claire was SO sweet. taking back everything bad ive thought about this series i hope it gets resurrected for a season 3 i want more of them. i want them to have their own spin off.

3. todd shooting his shot w maurice and hitting on straight castiel as soon as he found out he was an angel and ALSO nabbing a different vampire boyfriend. on that monster fucker GRIND 💪💪💪 one of the funniest gay(or like. mlm in general. icr if he ever shows interest in women.) characters ive ever seen it kind of comes out of nowhere and he's ridiculous about it

4. it's temporary in 1.5/3 cases but in the second half of the second season it goes through a string of character death out of nowhere??????? hi??????????????? of course, though, im a torment nexus enjoyer so this was uncomplicatedly a win for meeeeee :3

5. shout out to mauriceeee who is i think one of the coolest vampires ever. his history as a black panther + his grill fang + ambiguous bisexuality?? slay. mandela van peebles' face suits vampirism a lot i feel. you could really carry a series just abt him. idt he's black in the books otherwise i would read them on the spot to get to the sub series abt him.

[sadgirlautumn]

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[crossbackpoke-check]

i am the nosy anon from yesterday and firstly i am so glad that i helped you find something!! how wonderful!! secondly i did some digging (typed morgan frost girlfriend into the tumblr.com search bar which is really what i probably should have done in the first place so. my bad) and the girlfriend is called taylor!

conclusion to the saga, thank you anon!!! sharing this for the sake of anyone else who was curious… they are as of july 7 dating lmao BUT allow me some points for accuracy here because taylor is definitely a different person than who i was thinking of 🤡

[tiefling-queer]

there is no universal accessibility. there is no one-size-fits-all.

as a genderqueer person, i'd be over the moon if someone looked at my presentation and stumbled or asked what my pronouns are. there are gnc people, trans and cis, who don't present or perform gender in a way that makes it 'obvious' what they are 'going for'. for me, that pause, however performative, is validating and affirming. for me, as a genderqueer person, presentation anarchy and public acceptance of gender nonconformity is comforting.

and on the other hand, i know trans women who are understandably frustrated at people ignoring cues in wardrobe and makeup and opting to degender them. being degendered or misgendered because cues are being missed or ignored is an awful feeling, and this is especially a problem that trans women and other trans fems face.

we've cultivated these protocols that are polite in specific circles that i genuinely believe are used in good faith most of the time, but that doesn't stop them from mimicing bigotry.

i have no answer. ask for my pronouns and don't ask my trans sisters for theirs. there isn't a nice answer.

[sodafrog13]

unhinged Some Guys who care too much and who have definitely been shot before:

- driver fr drive (2011)

- jacket fr hotline miami

- malcolm bright from prodigal son

[msnova-scotia]

Hey weird question, if you were walking past a field of strawberries, and you were hungry, would you take one?

Oh you would. Ok well what if you had to climb a fence to get to them?

Too much work, yeah. Oh. You already knew this was a test for if you’d cheat or not. Well it’s a dumb test anyways, I just wanted to ask

The farmer? I didn’t know there was a farmer. It’s supposed to be you getting caught cheating? Well that’s good you’d own up to it at least.

Yeah yeah, capitalism and keeping food from those who need it.

Just eat your berries. I’m watching you >_>

What? No I’m not climbing a fence for you. Since when are you the strawberry?

Babe you can’t burn down the fence. No, you can’t murder the farmer either. It doesn’t matter if I’m the strawberry!

I’m supposed to be the farmer anyways. The berry is that bitch that hit on you from the club a while ago

Whatever

I think it’s telling how someone can equate taking a strawberry from an entire field to cheating on your partner. Like yeah they’re both bad on some level but they’re not even close enough to warrant comparing them as equal? Also why must I answer these questions without knowing what it’s for? Do you not trust me to be honest? Is that why you never just asked me outright if I would cheat on you? Because I wouldn’t. Cheat, that is. I’d take a strawberry without hesitating.

Hey can you be the fence so I can climb you?

Wait sorry

If you’re the farmer can’t I just ask for some strawberries? We’re already dating

I roll to seduce the farmer, we get married, and then I can have all the strawberries I want

I wouldn’t even take a strawberry because you already keep me fed

Well if you’re the farmer what am I? Can I grow watermelon?

No? Ok

You can take a bite out of my strawberry *wink* Nope, still not the strawberry got it

Yeah I’d totally climb the fence if someone dared me to. I love climbing things

Babe you’re literally allergic to strawberries. Why are you a strawberry farmer?!?

Ew no, what if a dog peed on them? Or if they had pesticides?

[thegirlsread]

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[upside-down-sock-drawer]

Me at my girlfriend

[bivampir]

WTF...... my roommate & platonic friend prefers to spend valentine's day with his romantic girlfriend of x years instead of with me (his platonic friend and roommate) unreal....... literally sick and twisted and shocking....................

[eggmeralda]

when I was 19 in 2019 I got these Vibes about 2023, it wouldn't be good or bad it would just be a Significant year

2020 was so bad that 2021 could only be better, it started good and then I got paranoid that 2022 was gonna be bad in comparison, so I mentally prepared myself for 2022 months in advance

then by the summer 2021 suddenly became worse than all of 2020 combined, but it improved by about september

bc of the mentally preparing myself months before, 2022 was amazing, but bc it started so good I got the feeling that it wouldn't end well

the last 4 months were pretty bad, and then came 2023

I got many different vibes for it over the past 4 years, but one of the main things was that there'd been a pattern going since 2015

2015: extremely good

2016: extremely bad

2017: average

2018: pretty decent

2019: extremely good

2020: extremely bad

2021: average

2022: pretty decent

so 2023 was expected to be really good? but also it had to get up from 2022's bad ending so the goodness was gradual

my brain is prepared for a good last 4 months to compare to 2022's bad last 4 months

but also following the pattern, 2024 should be extremely bad, and once I've got the thought in my head that a year will be bad, there's no going back. which would explain the extremely bad year following an extremely good year

2015 and 2019 were unreal, which meant 2016 and 2020 would've looked bad in comparison no matter what, so they just completely gave up and decided to be awful

but anyway it's 'getting paranoid about next year' season, also I can never escape the patterns of time etc etc