#<- name for these 2

[foxboyclit]

fire and ice

for day 12 of @flufftober, this one is a guest spot written by @hyenagirlbulge, enjoy these lovable idiot pirates, and of course, you can read on ao3 here!

“What the fuck are ya doin’,”

“Would ya believe me if I said it’s nae what it looks like?”

“It looks like ya froze a bottle of whiskey in a block of ice and are tryin’ to blow it up,”

“Nae that's fair, that’s exactly what I’m doin’,” Adain held the block of ice in one hand, match in the other. Her tail swished excitedly with the rocking of the ship.

“And why are ya doin’ this?” Liberty slouched against the door frame, raising an eyebrow at the stupid stupid woman she was unfortunately in love with.

“Because I thought’d be cool!” A flash of teeth with her equally disarming and shit eating grin, “Since when do ya nae think explosions are cool? Plus the ice’ll make it safe!”

“The ice’ll turn it into fuckin’ shrapnel! do ya want to sink the Molly? Where’s Miri anyways?” Liberty lifted a cigarette to her lips, breathing in deeply and exhaling through her nostrils.

“Oh she’s fetchin’ the rest of the crew, she told me to wait till they were assembled,” There was that stupid fucking smile again, “Arent’cha just a wee bit curious whats gonna happen? c’mon Libby it’ll be so cool.”

Another long draw of her cigarette. She was a bit interested to be honest, it had been so long at sea with nothing happening, it was starting to get boring.

“Fine,” she sighed, “But’cha gotta bring it up above deck, it’ll look cooler now that the suns down.”

“I knew ya’d come around!” A spring in her step as she strode over, kissing Liberty passionately on the cheek before clambering up the stairs. This girl was going to be the fucking death of her.

[saulwexler]

how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie

[hinamie]

post-graduation trip airport looks

[aphel1on]

i have such a love for characters who descend into madness or villainy out of deep, deep empathy. characters who fundamentally cannot cope with the cruel realities they find themselves in and blow up about it in spectacular fashion. fallen angel type characters with tears of outrage in their eyes. characters who break before they bend, and break so badly they splatter blood all over their noble ideals. every variation on it gets me so good

[shencomix]

[cryptocism]

that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look

"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc

obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever

[let-them-fight]

can we stop doing this trope

[chestnutroan]

The Thang

[kirnet]

LOVE when a video game protag is called a title. The Warden, the Watcher, the Exile…. Yessss be defined by a concept greater than yourself that will ultimately overtake your life

[tf2playernames]

[help-i-need-a-cool-username]

Logan being into Wade all quiet like and his pining ass having successfully navigated the Wade/Vanessa dynamic so far and everything is good now about a month into him living with Al and Wade when Cable shows up

"Old man with metal limbs and a sad-ass backstory" Cable

"I casually put on chapstick while staring into your eyes as i tell you that you remind me of my dead wife" Cable

"Theres a knife in your dick" Cable

"I use my one shot to get home on saving your life" Cable

And Logan realizes he has competition

[thelilylav]

Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.

[spacespacespace]

Someone’s talks abt superboy and robin and I’m js like

Do you mean loser nerd robin and cool cloned superboy?

Or the stabby stab stab robin and ray of sunlight superboy?

[hinamie]

mentor

[beebundt]

the only throuple. ever !!!

[rwsdarw]

gravity falls posting,,,?