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What I think Batfam members listen to to go to sleep

Bruce- Nothing. Any sort of talking, or uneven noises will wake him up in a cold sweat because he’s paranoid like that.

Dick- Sitcoms. Friends is his favourite to fall to sleep too, but his favourite overall show is B99 because it reminds him of his fam.

Jason- nothing usually, but if he’s struggling to sleep audiobooks will knock him out. But only ones he’s read over and over. If it’s a new one he will stay up to find out what happens.

Tim- he won’t sleep until he passes out. You might think that’s too fanon, but my guy has passed out on a roller coaster in canon. He will fall asleep reviewing security footage tho.

Damian- bro was a nothing kind of person until he fell asleep while watching a movie with Jon during a sleepover. His mind starts racing before bed but putting something on to direct his thoughts helps a whole lot.

Steph and Cass- Steph was obsessed with ASMR and showed it to Cass who liked it a lot too. Steph does like the roleplays while Cass prefers ones without talking.

Duke- podcasts because most of their apps have a built in sleep timer. If he has to turn off the podcasts manually, the light from his phone wakes him up too much.

Idk, kinda stupid lol

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Swearing is weird in Wayne Manor. Especially before Jason dies.

Alfred was taught that swearing is impolite and implies that you have a small vocabulary or are dumb. So when he’s in charge of Bruce he, of course, applies those same principles. Once Bruce hits the age where he knows what swears are and how to use him, he introduces a swear jar. Which he thinks is very lenient because he used to get a wooden spoon to the butt at Bruce’s age. Bruce, being a tween, is pretty upset with this, but accepts it as he grows older.

Fast forward and Dick is adopted. Dick’s parents (and the circus in general) swore like sailors, so they didn’t really see the need to limit his use when it’s just them. But when interacting with children, they teach him not to use those words. When he asks why, they shrug and say that some times people don’t like those words, and you can’t tell who’s okay with it and who’s not. So make sure you use those words when you’re with someone who is comfortable with them.

And Dick thinks to himself how much it would suck to have to watch your language with someone 24/7.

Cut to Alfred bringing the swear jar back because Dick is swearing too much for his taste. And Dick is pissed. Because he wants to say whatever he wants, and his parents always let him swear. Alfred allows him a little grace, but for the most part, he will ask that Dick put a dollar in the jar for anything worse than crap or hell.

But Bruce remembers how frustrating it was, so he lets Dick swear as much as he wants when Alfred wasn't around. Even though the swear jar isn't for him, he still doesn't want to risk Alfred going off on him. So long as Dick isn't swearing in school or in front of Alfred, he can say whatever he wants.

But Jason is another story. Because Jason swears in almost every sentence, but the swear jar gives him massive anxiety because of his financial insecurity. Alfred tries to get creative and assigns chores for Jason to do. But Jason is like, not too upset by the idea of taking the trash out, or vacuuming. Until he realizes that it takes time away from his reading. But since Dick is an adult now, Alfred has no say in what kind of language he uses, so he's swearing more often. So eventually Alfred gives up but still doesn't approve.

After Jason dies, all sense of normal is thrown out the window. And with Tim and Cassandra, it's hard to discipline them for different reasons. Tim technically isn't Bruce's child, so it feels a little weird to impose a swear jar on him. Luckily, Tim doesn't swear too much to begin with, because when he was little is mom and a few nannies would wash his mouth out with soap when he swore. Alfred is not happy when he hears that, but again, not Bruce's kid. Cass is just learning to talk with them so she doesn't know a lot of swears. When she does learn them, Alfred really can't get made because it just shows him how much progress she's made.

So thanks to Tim and Cass, swearing in the manor is free reign. Dick and Jason are a little jealous of their sibings that didn't have to get lectures about swearing tho...

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Tim was just trying to make him feel better :(

Commission Info / Kofi

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Dickie just gets emotional when it's on pain killers lol

Commission Info / Kofi

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thinking heinous and villainous thoughts

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H. Deserve ppl who value them and buy them milkshakes

Reblog if you think trans women:

A. Are women

B. Can be lesbians

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I was like "I love you" to my partner and they said "I love you" and I was like "Prommy?" And they were like "I pr--" and then they physically recoiled from me and looked at me like

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Hey guys I'm like violently depressed can you send me some Bruce Wayne headcanons to make me feel better. Please.

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a bad dream?

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Some of my favorite Stephcass moments in Batgirls #15

Steph having no doubts Cass was coming for her:

STEPH TAKES A BULLET FOR CASS????? Insane behavior

The sorta forehead kiss???

The back hug?????? saving each other and driving off together???? Dead

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You know what, I’ll say it. I think Dick should bring back the mullet.

And the ponytail maybe.

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Do not read too far into these istg

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was suddenly moved to draw a toony sort of character design .. but this is a bit too close to 2013 tumblr sexyman for my own comfort

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lazy little comic bc i've been thinking about how much leo probably despises tim at first,, mostly bc he sees how he changes donnie..

prison dimension turtles

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Soooo.

Someone, not naming any names, might've found some more art they did for @dandylovesturtles 's I May Be Invisible that they lost in their files and forgot to post!

Like a dumbass.

'Donnie was looking at him, but wasn’t. Leo realized for the first time that he wasn’t actually wet. He didn’t feel the rain.

He was here, but he wasn’t.

Leo lifted his hands, and signed.

“Did I die?” '-- Chapter 6

Anyway! If you haven't read IMBI, or any of dandylovesturtles' other works, I highly suggest you do!

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New Character Unlocked!!!

Berries & Chocolate Basket

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*Tips wings*

M'neuver