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Logan being into Wade all quiet like and his pining ass having successfully navigated the Wade/Vanessa dynamic so far and everything is good now about a month into him living with Al and Wade when Cable shows up

"Old man with metal limbs and a sad-ass backstory" Cable

"I casually put on chapstick while staring into your eyes as i tell you that you remind me of my dead wife" Cable

"Theres a knife in your dick" Cable

"I use my one shot to get home on saving your life" Cable

And Logan realizes he has competition

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Working on morpherine week/ @morpherine-events and heres a taste of the Forced Proximity prompt

Logan shifted as far back as he could, but even with his back pressed against the door parts of his body still brushed up against Morph's.

"Well, technically according to the rules we're supposed to kiss."

"What rules?"

Morph took a dramatic gasp, displacing the air by Logan's ear, "In all your time on Earth you never once heard of Seven Minutes in Heaven?! Well, first you lock two people in a room together for seven minutes and-"

"I know what Seven Minutes in Heaven is," Logan growled out, embarrassed, "I just didn't realize that's what this was."

"So you don't want to make-out. How disappointing," Morph thunked the back of his head against the shelf, exposing his throat. Logan resisted the urge to place his mouth on it.

"Hey now, I never said that."

"I guess we'll just stand here in the dark for who knows- wait what?"

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purebred himbo,

accidental mother hen,

slutty bisexual poet,

boy scout supersized, emotional support repressed gay dad,

falsely accused witch,

sibling trauma,

literally headless,

tortured alarm clock,

morally bankrupt politician,

and monke

straight friends group be like: brunette girl, blondey, Chad™, Kyle, the funny one

Gay friend groups be like: purebred himbo, accidental mother hen, slutty bisexual poet, boy scout supersized, emotional support repressed gay dad, falsely accused witch, sibling trauma, literally headless, tortured alarm clock, morally bankrupt politician, and monke

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Wade really has a thing for metal men huh

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Wade: gotta go! People to kill, scores to settle, you know the drill!

Logan: wait-

Wade: *leaves*

Logan: *sighs*

Al: Don't worry. He likes your ass and fancy metal bones. I know. He read me his diary

Logan, extending his claws: he thinks they're fancy?

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We were robbed by there not being a scene where Wade laces their fingers together and Logan responds by growing his claws and we watch as Wade watches his fingers flop off onto the ground

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HOW DO YALL MOVE SO FAST

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The tva fixing Logan's world and Logan visiting afterwards since he's living as Earth 10005's new anchorbeing and awkwardly but proudly showing off his now only minorly feral daughter

Logan, hand on Laura's shoulder and a small smile on his face: this is Laura

Laura, covered in blood, pink sunglasses covering her eyes: *smiles up at Logan*

Logan: my daughter

X-Men: *shouting*

And Wade is in the background on a killing spree and his introduction is

Scott: who's that?

Logan: my roommate

Wade: hi peanut! Did you know your ass is looking fantastic in those jeans today

Scott: your... platonic roommate?

Laura: *snorts*

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What probably happened after the movie: everyone new to the universe gets their own individual places including Laura regardless of however old she is now. Vanessa does not get back together with Wade because Wade still has more to work on before she'll come back. Mary Puppins is not potty trained.

What happened after the movie according to me: Laura and Logan move in with or across from Wade and Blind Al and develop the father-daughter relationship neither of them got the chance to despite being variants of the originals. Wade and Vanessa are back together and just as in love as ever. Logan sits on the sidelines and pines into his beer as they discuss the mechanics of getting Colossus to agree to a threesome with them. Mary Puppins is not potty trained.

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Logan, talking about Jean and Scott: never date a married couple

Laura: then why are you?

Logan: why am i what?

Laura: why are you dating a married couple if last time was so bad?

Logan: huh?

Laura: *gestures at Wade and Vanessa*

Logan, realizing for the first time he's not their roommate: fuck

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31 pages damn y'all work fast its only been 2 weeks

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Ryan Reynolds in like every interview: we're just really fortunate for the chance to finish our story, and we decided to use this opportunity to give some other folks that same closure. We want it to be a fitting end to our era

Deadpool & Wolverine: *breaks every record out there* *rakes in so much cash* *reignites the publics waning interest in the mcu*

Disney: ...shit

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Desperately want a fic where Wade and Logan pop up in another universe or that universe's x-men pop by Earth 10005 and the fic is all about the x-men trying to wrap their heads around their Logan who's been chasing Jean for years with this Logan who looks at Wade (Wade of all people!) as if he's Logan's savior

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EDIT: dont see your scene here? I added more gay scenes to this poll here

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New headcanon: Peter hooks Wade up with cars that are too used for the dealership to resell or the dealership is getting rid of because they dont sell and Wade gives them to Logan as gifts for them to total because they go full Honda Odyssey in them for funsies

Sometimes members of the family will come out with snacks and bets and watch them go at it like its a football game

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Playing around with Logan's future relationships

This started as a pun on Wolf Pack (Wolf-erine) but turns out a group of wolverines is actually a pack: