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[jusst-you-race]

okay so obviously I need to hear everything about pride and prejudice fic !!! 😍💖🙏🏻

honestly it partly exists because your beautiful regency au is INSPIRING!!!

Okay so I guess I should probably explain the gender system I’ve worked out for this au because Pride and Prejudice relies so heavily on the Gender of it all… I have, in a way, reinvented mpreg/the omegaverse (it won’t really feature much in the fic it’s just so I can make things work)

Basically everyone has a primary and secondary gender. Your primary gender is either carrier (can get pregnant) or sire (can get others pregnant) and the secondary gender is male or female. DONT think too hard about the biology this is all just vibes. And carriers take the role of regency women whether they’re male or female (can’t own property, have to be married off, etc etc) and sires have the role of men. Hopefully that makes sense?

So Nico and Seb are the eldest of five carrier sons, which means they all need to marry well ideally, and their family home can’t go to any of them. Jenson is a rich sire that moves to the neighbourhood and obviously all the carriers are trying to woo him. He is immediately obsessed with Nico (if you know p&p you know that Nico and Jane are almost entirely opposites in personality, bear with me) and Nico is pretending that he doesn’t care for Jenson before of his Issues.

Jenson’s friend Mark also visits and completely snubs the neighbourhood and in particular he snubs Seb (“not handsome enough to tempt me”) and Seb is initially just really amused by this, but when Jenson and Nico start spending more and more time together, and Seb is forced into proximity with Mark, Mark’s pride and rudeness start to grate on Seb’s nerves…

and thus the plot of pride and prejudice ensues!!! I do actually have a snippet I can share of this I’ll stick it under the cut

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Sebastian rolled his eyes and threw himself back to sprawl on his bed.

“My sincerest apologies, dear brother,” he said, insincerely. “Pray then, tell me what you really think of Mr Button. And do not tell me what you know mama would want you to say.”

At this, Nico paused in his reply for so long that Sebastian lifted his head in order to closely watch his brother, who had carefully perched on the edge of the bed. It was most unusual for Nico to not immediately have some acerbic remark prepared to whisper to Sebastian when no one else was listening. As Sebastian watched, a flush rose in Nico’s cheeks.

“Well, he is everything a gentleman should be. Perfect manners, a good humoured disposition, handsome. I am most sure that every young carrier in the neighbourhood will be tripping over themselves to win his admiration.”

“And does that include you, Nico?”

“It most certainly does not. Seb, you know how I feel about the ridiculousness of marriage. If someone of great wealth should make an offer then I would of course oblige out of the desire to secure a future for you and our family. But I will not demean myself by chasing after every charming young sire that graces me with his attention.”

At this, Sebastian grinned.

“Even a charming young sire that dances four dances with you, when he only danced one with everyone else?” he asked, attempting to provoke his older brother.

He was rewarded with the flush on Nico’s cheeks deepening.

“Even a sire such as that,” Nico replied. “Besides, I am sure he would grow sick of me in short order. Most sires do. I am not— demure enough.”

Sebastian pulled himself across the bed to wrap Nico in a swaddling hug, and refused to let go even as Nico attempted to bat him away.

[kyorru]

what the hell am i supposed to do at this statue

[shininas-ideals]

Glad Fyodor's finally dead, everyone's alive and we can go back to solving cases and flirting fighting with the PM :D

[sparrowlucero]

The Taxidermist (or the Mousemeister, as it would call itself). A patchwork creature that uses its golden sheers to snip the person away and leave only a verminous beast, in the hopes of finding new and interesting body parts to replace its old decaying form. The useless animals are doomed line its quilted burrows as handmade furniture and the ever-present smell of mouse soup.

[wasabi-gumdrop]

Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Sometimes a day makes you want a Starscream to bite and squeeze

[lucabyte]

i feel like people are sleeping on the occam's razor situation of how buckwild it is to outright accuse a guy of being a clone of your friend even if you DO have a lot of circumstantial evidence. there's other options is what im saying. they could just be like. a guy. that's a sensible deduction. you should explore that deduction. ignore my shirt that reads I <3 RED HERRINGS.

i still think odile has the correct theory on lock but she's smart enough to know it needs like... a real smoking gun to be able to bring it up without sounding insane.

anyway. (mirabelle voice) i know its rude to speculate but has anyone else noticed the grieving? they seem to be grieving. does anyone have any thoughts on the grieving? i have some thoughts on the grieving.

[ginumo]

made myself these references!!

for. no reason whatsoever teehee

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I came here for the silly haha doodles, but I've stayed for the absolutely blazing commentary in the tags. Your analysis of this story is so so so good! Thanks for all the work and thought you put into this!

I am just a silly little comics blog. I am not hiding anything in the tags, no way. Never.

[lore-grandma]

How fucking dare, you come into my house, fuck my wife and you don’t even offer any of your bean dip casserole?!

[fascinationstreetmp3]

I have what you're looking for. High quality. Befitting a man of my tastes. I have a room over on Divisadero, not too far a walk.

[thekittyokat]

you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah

[trianglesand]

Marble hornets x Slendermansion AU but instead of Hoodie and Masky being proxies they also live in a small cabin in the same woods and are constantly trying to sabotage the creeps plans. Hoodie learns Jeff is supposed to kill some random family and follows him there to purposely set the home security system off and Masky jumps out of the closet and tackles Jeff. They all run away to their own homes afterwards when the cops are called. The Operator/Slenderman could put a stop to it if he so pleased, but finds the shenanigans amusing.

[territorial-utopia]

Me and @theshiftingworkshop went through some harrowing, but ultimately necessary, experiences and now. Well. It has fully unlocked our next steps in bridging the long distance gap.

We're scared, and excited, and scared, and did I mention scared, but we've been together for over 6 years now and have come to the agreement that we need to do this now. And because of all the fear and uncertainty that we've been through within the recent month I thought hey, time to draw some of our shared emotional OC (I mean SD is her OC but at this point I've also adopted him as my ESA)

He's also the personification of our reason and comfort when all we can muster is a single braincell pingponging between us.

[elainiisms]

i love queerbaiting if queerbaiting has no fans i am dead

[fromduck]

Guys I’m being dead ass when I say this. It’s been five years- HALF A DECADE since I last watched Voltron and yet Keith Kogane stays on my mind. He won’t leave 😭