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How fucking dare, you come into my house, fuck my wife and you don’t even offer any of your bean dip casserole?!
#shit post#shitpost#one day i would like to be in a pmseymour video but this one isn’t the one that’ll get in the post#pmseymourva#pm seymour#alright I’m going to stop tagging pmseymour stuff on this post#so how yall doing#I’ve started playing bayonetta like the first game and if y’all have any advice on the Angel slayer bit I would appreciate it#every just like make tags that don’t do anything but might as well?#unfunny joke#this is a joke#jokes#what’s the most random fandom I can tag#greek mythology#greek gods#ancient greek#minecraft#let’s all be honest all the possible fandoms I can tag would make sense in a weird way#tokyo debunker x reader#creepypasta x reader#tokyo debunker#twisted wonderland x reader#idk how to tag this#I’m kinda hungry#food#i would like to apologize#question everything#sonic the hedgehog#sonic fanart#sonic fandom
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Hypnotist who is bad at flirting: Is your name "other shoe" because I'm waiting for you to drop ;)
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i like the naming scheme of the W corp skills, some people having "leap" and more recently outis having "Charged Leap", as well as the escalation from "rip" to "rip" to "rip space" to "Rip Dimension(// Dimension Rip [DDEDR])" the only thing i have yet to figure out regarding this is what a "ple" is
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Xenomorph: Knock Knock!
Thomas Kane: Who's there?
Xenomorph: Interrupting xenomorph!
Thomas Kane: Interrupting xenomo-
A chest burster comes out of Thomas
#thomas kane#ridley scott#alien 1979#xenomorph#chestburster#chest burster#knock knock jokes#bad jokes#unfunny joke#xenomorph alien#alien franchise#alien movie#alien#sci fi film#sci fi horror#sci fi character#sci fi movies#science fiction films#science fiction horror#science fiction movies#alien quadrilogy#alien talks#alien universe#alien species#alien series#alien films#alien horror#alien xenomorph#alien trilogy#not funny
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my to my buddy, last name Cysm: Yeah idk why nobody will hire you Ray :(
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oh boy, my two favorite temperatures, hot and
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my mom’s always talking about “economy” and how bad they are
like girl ur married
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Dude this is worth at least two in the bush
‘A spotted flycatcher pair nesting in the palm of a statue’ (by Zsolt Semperger, original post here)
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Quick and easy way to have a ride home. First walk home then get hid by a car, then you can have the ambulance drive you home. And that’s how you have the most expensive Uber ride ever.
#shit post#shitpost#one day i would like to be in a pmseymour video but this one isn’t the one that’ll get in the post#pmseymourva#pm seymour#i hope this is funny#wah#unfunny joke#jokes#this is a joke#aaaahhhh#how does tumblr work#uhhh how do i tag this#idk how to tag this#how do i tag this#can’t get a ride home#jk I can I just thought this was funny for some reason#do people even read these#this wouldn’t be quick or easy btw#tumblr memes#tumblr fyp#fypage#mentally fucked#aaaaaaaaaa#aaaaah#ahhhhh#aaaaaa#replica handbags replica designer handbags louis vuitton replica handbags replica louis vuitton handbags replica chanel handbags aaa replica#aaaaaaaah#aaaaand post
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
#art#i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more#do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original#or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them#or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave#you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.
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f4f (fag4fag)
#im in that kind of mental state when im only capable of unfunny jokes#id like to draw something cool but eh#nothing cool about these two#billford#bill cipher#gravity falls#stanford pines#artists on tumblr#ford pines
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jjjJJESSE WE NEED TO THBE CJ HT
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What does every beekeeper need?
A PH𝐁𝐄𝐄
#shitpost#bees#funny#he has a master degrbee#puns#unfunny joke#tumblr fyp#ha ha funny#funny stuff#funny post#funny shit#beekeeping
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who's jay and why does everyone keep slashing them
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