#unfunny joke

[hypnotickale]

Hypnotist who is bad at flirting: Is your name "other shoe" because I'm waiting for you to drop ;)

[literallys-illiteracy]

i like the naming scheme of the W corp skills, some people having "leap" and more recently outis having "Charged Leap", as well as the escalation from "rip" to "rip" to "rip space" to "Rip Dimension(// Dimension Rip [DDEDR])" the only thing i have yet to figure out regarding this is what a "ple" is

[noelleaxolotl]

Daroach is doing what

[phalangenibbler572]

oh boy, my two favorite temperatures, hot and

[nostalgiahog]

my mom’s always talking about “economy” and how bad they are

like girl ur married

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

[something-something-peaceful]

Man imagine if you were to give a coupon to a demon for a deal. It would probably be like, “I have this coupon that says I get 50% percent discount on my soul” “*sigh* hold on let me see that… sorry this is both expired and for a entirely different demon, fortunately he’s really old and kinda losing his eye sight but also his naps are really long soooooooo. Either wait for the other guy or make a deal now.”

[heshmmity]

f4f (fag4fag)

[saspitite]

smoking the shit that made linkin park

[vonlipwig]

has anyone done this yet?

[marikinonurwalls]

salary in Venezuela be like:

"If they keep paying me 5 dollars a month, I'll kill myself-" (this is a joke about my own country y'all, don't cry or get mad, this is a normal joke)

[neptunym]

weirdos

[satly-tea132]

(Playing marvel smash or pass) 

“Hulk?” “Smash.”

[noelleaxolotl]

be my tack

[derangedsilly]

My immediate thought to seeing this picture

[lemillionade]

"you see, i cant talk to people like a normal person because of my severe social anxiety"

My mother also died last week and i live with my alcoholic father, walking to my brother i say "remember when our mom died and our father is an alcoholic?" my brother responds "yes sister, i loved her dearly.."