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[fansblogs]

was watching clone wars then started getting so fucked up over boba fett. bonus ahsoka because star wars should’ve let these two war-traumatized teen girls have more than one interaction

[insomaniacat]

orv is a story about learning to love. orv is a story about a man who hated the world enough to dissociate himself from it. a man who hated the world enough that most of his memories were about him reading the novel. the way he obsessed over it to let himself forget about the life he was given.

orv is a story about a man who only shone in the apocalypse, when his home was destroyed. orv is a story about a man who hated other human beings enough such that, when he got the power to, chose who got to live and who got to die. orv is a story about a man who swore to take down every constellation in the sky that took his suffering as entertainment. orv is a story about a man who didn’t think twice to kill a person that reminded him of himself. orv is a story about a man who hated himself enough to try to kill his younger self if he hadn’t been stopped.

yet orv is a story about a man who, when asked what he would do after the apocalypse ends, replied that he wanted to live in a big house with all of his companions. yet orv is a story about a man who eventually wished to start reconnecting with the mother he hated for the majority of his life. yet orv is a story about a man who came to love the constellations he swore to kill. orv is a story about a man who raised three children as if they were his own with a love he never got to experience in his own childhood. yet orv is a story about a man who would’ve willingly killed his younger self, which in the process would kill his current self, to save the world from its destruction.

so really orv is a story about a man who hated the world, but came to love it anyways. orv is a story about change. orv is a story about growth. and essentially, orv is a story about how to be human.

[marcandreyuri]

11/01/2024 post-game

[savorygxre]

"You're gonna go to hell, and demons are gonna rape you!!" yeah but the demons are hot and I was practically begging for it by being a faggot anyways so

[alex-of-1000-dumbasseries]

Heyo Hades 2 folks! I know that discussion of game-breaking builds is usually something to happen over on reddit instead of tumblr but when I left reddit I said I was never looking back. I highly recommend giving it a read if you want to do five thousand damage in two seconds before it gets patched out, because this feels like the kind of thing to perhaps warrant that. I'm not even exaggerating. Unless builds like that have been intended all along and I've just been playing every other build too poorly?

Readmore because I will be discussing specifics for clarity and if you're following me and trying to avoid Hades 2 spoilers you should know that this game is where I've been and the reason I've been kinda halfhearted/inconsistent in my presence here recently, it's so fun

All I did was say "Hey what if I put Zeus's Blitz attack on the sister blades' attack instead of on a heavy weapon that does 120 damage already?" and then I got a little lucky. I had the cards for bonus damage on foes in casts and foes afflicted by two status effects active (max rank) and a max rank for aspect of Melinoë. So if I get everything active, that's a bonus 85% damage on every attack, or a bonus 185% damage on backstabs. But I'm only doing 20 base damage on those fast attacks, so surely it's not that bad? Surely Blitz will only activate one or two times per attack, right? Even if I get a rare attack and pom it 8 times with Echo for 270 Blitz damage per 120 damage, it should still be fair and balanced, right?

The attack sequence for the blades, starting with a dash strike, is 45+20+20+30+40+50+80, for 285 damage, meaning that blitz fires twice. Normally. With no buffs.

Wicked Onslaught is a hammer buff that increases the base power of every attack in that sequence by 20. If you then get the additional percentage buffs from the arcana and weapon aspect itself, that upgrades the damage sequence to 185+114+114+142+171+199+185, meaning that if you get literally anything else, like, for example, CHAIN LIGHTNING, you are activating the blitz (again, 270 damage is what was listed before the bonuses from double status and standing in casts) on every single attack in the sequence. It wasn't even showing the storm cloud before it activated. And activating everything else is easy. you just put a status effect on your sprint and a status effect on your (yeetable, because ZEUS) cast (or Demeter's gust on cast plus something else). In my case, I used Demeter cast, Demeter sprint, and Hestia special, because I got trick knives for my other hammer, meaning that my attack sequence also did an additional 225 from the triple specials and an additional 544 from freezer burn.

5694 damage from a single two second combo. Before the chip damage from Demeter.

Also I got Apollo's chance for double attack :3

... kinda wishing now that I had gotten the Slip status effect instead

[abasketofnothing]

Quick danny doodles

[insomnya777]

chat i love him .

[emmaestrella]

watching real life as i do ap precalc hw: so far i’ce watched gem and part of martyn and have learned: gem used to figure skate and martyn used to be a competitive swimmmer anyways this is very enrertaining lol

[ibithesnail]

dawg i have been happily posting on tumblr all day can everyone stop FUCKING dying omg!

[oftheriverseine]

Happy Pride Month to the nullpronomial community!!! We’re all so so cool, and regardless of one’s gender identity the lack of pronouns is amazing and should be accepted unconditionally.

[fern-fully]

Playing with some style concepts in preparation for 7DRL tomorrow! The idea here being that you're an antivirus tasked with cleaning out the computer.

I know feature creep will get the best of me if I try to come up with some really cool new mechanic so this'll be a pretty standard roguelike in terms of gameplay I think :P still excited though!

[mi1kw33d-2]

ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

[syn4k]

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FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

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you're welcome

[trans-seraphim]

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

[yuttikkele]

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock