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🔞 Thinking about dick sucking, and offering to go down on Keith for the first time 🍆
Just picturing the way sweet!Keith's face turns beet red and his eyes are ready to pop out in alarm. He's worried you feel pressured to do this, and insists you don't have to do anything, in fact he's happy to service you instead. The way he sweats like a sinner in church as you work his pants open, the way he's already rock hard and his tip is just as red as his face. And the way he cums so quickly, too quickly for him to even know it'll happen, much less have time to warn you. He can't bear to make eye contact, but only out of his own embarrassment over busting so quickly, not because of what you did. Will spend some time paying back the pleasure, and otherwise spooning, both so he can hold you close but also so you can't see his bright red face. The mental image of you going down will live in his head for weeks, easy.......
And wicked!Keith, the way he accepts what you're saying, teasing you and nodding along... but always manages to distract you or get the upper hand, taking your mind to other pleasurable places, and it's not until you're falling asleep that you realize you didn't get to do what you wanted. Doesn't know what you're talking about when you confront him, even though the glint in his eye says otherwise. It takes straddling him and holding his face in your hands to really get his attention, and the unusual blush on his face confirms it. He agrees, and he's definitely eager, but he's reassuring and gentle, showing you what he likes and letting himself get a little lost in the pleasure, perhaps getting so lost because its someone he loves. Definitely spends the rest of the night doting on you in return, making you cum threefold.
#a lot of this also applies to rio and clavis of course#and don't even get me started on trying to service chev 👀👀#<- is already getting started#ikepri keith#ikepri smut#edit for wrong bear !!!!!
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#minecraft#the legend of zelda#tloz#murderbot#tmbd#the murderbot diaries#httyd#how to train your dragon#pokemon gets a free pass bc they already do animated movies and detective pikachu looked good#the sonic movie gets a pass too bc it isn't at fault for being good enough to start the live action craze. i forgive it#id included#ramblings#thank god kirby isn't dealing with all this. can you imagine.
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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024
#ramble#if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands#you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things#some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible#the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think#i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex#this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about#yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian#you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate
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Do you know this queer character?
Castiel is Queer and Agender or Genderfluid, and uses varying pronouns based on presentation!
#opening pandora's box with this one i've been blissfully unaware of supernatural my entire life and I don't really want to start but#the history of supernatural on this blog already is rough please have mercy#this is the most specific i'm willing to get with labels on this one#8 people submitted him dear lord#castiel#cas spn#castiel spn#spn#supernatural#tumblr polls#fandom polls#poll#queer#agender#genderfluid#varying pronouns#he/him#she/her#they/them#live action#lgbtqia#do you know this queer character
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was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.
to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:
kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#kabru#kabru already added laios as a discord friend. everyone else in the server can see laios excitedly asking kabru to go with him#what would You even Do in this situation. how would YOU feel?#basically: kabru isnt a laios-hater! hes just in shock bc Thats His Trauma. the key part is kabru still says yes#bc he wants to get to know laios. to understand why laios would be so fascinated by something horrific to him#and ALSO bc even while in shock kabru can still tell laios has unique expertise + knowledge that Could be used for Good#even if kabru doesnt fully trust laios yet (bc kabru just started talking to the guy 2 hours ago. they barely know each other)#kabru also understands that getting to know ppl (esp laios) means having to get to know their passions. even if it triggers his trauma here#but thats too much to fit in this metaphor/analogy. this is NOT an AU! its not supposed to cover everything abt kabru or laios' character!#its a self-contained metaphor written Specifically to be more easily relatable+thus easy to understand for general ppl online#(ie. assumed discord users. hence why i said (a non-specific) 'discord server' and not something specific like 'car repair subreddit')#its for ppl who mightve not fully grasped kabru's character+intentions and think hes being mean/'chaotic'/murderous.#to place ppl in kabru's shoes in an emotionally similar situation thats more possible/grounded in irl experiences and contexts.#and also for the movie punchline#mynn.txt#dm text#crossposting my tweets onto here since my friends suggested so
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making little snowmen ⛄⛄
#tbhk#jshk#toilet bound hanako kun#yashiro nene#akane aoi#aoinene#my art#happy holidays eveyone!! :3#ouuhhh i let a few of the recent chapters pile up a bit before bingeing them all and i already desperately need more#the aoi and nene interactions UWHA my daugters are so sweet😭😭 .....#and don't get me started on the boys.....................#the way i teared up seeing what kind of life they COULD'VE had in the real timeline if K didn't have to take care of his family#THE FACT HE DIDN'T WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE “DREAMS” WERE REAL BECAUSE IT MEANT HIS BEST FRIEND WOULD BE DEAD#AND THEN THE BOTH OF THEM DIED ANYWAY???#ok sorry these tags are not at all related to this drawing of nene and aoi making snowmen LMAO#.... boy i gotta stop yapping in the tags (<- her ass is not going to stop)
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sitting at the bar with your bestie and jokingly saying, "i wish that was me," when she spews about how her man made her come so many times the other night they almost hit double digits. you doubt anyone is paying attention to the two of you gossiping and giggling like fools, and you share that you haven't been laid in a while.
"it's been eight months, actually." you pout, slapping her arm when she gawks and splutters something about finding you someone to shag in the back alley right away.
if only you noticed the guy with the fuckass mohawk sitting on the other side of you, intently eavesdropping on your personal conversation. he likes your friend's idea; surely you'll let him pull a few orgasms out of you outside before he fingerbangs you in the car on the way home and finally finishes you in his bed.
ten's a big number to aim for, but johnny's nothing if not utterly determined to ruin the pretty girl who's had him rock hard since she walked in.
#keeping this strictly johnny shouldn't be this hard#'already tired hen? we're just getting started' when you attempt to escape after your fifth o#you wanted ten no? or were you thinking higher? he's happy to indulge either way#and so will his lieutenant—#(gunshots)#soap#john soap mctavish x reader#john mactavish x reader#rainwrites 𐙚
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🧠: waiter! more König with his beefy hangs out for no explainable reason
#könig#i aimto get started on the next comic section before the end of this month#im always taken aback by how lONG it takes to draw wdym its been 2 months already#my art#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty modern warfare 3#konig#könig mw2#könig call of duty#fanart#muscle
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Today in 🍂✨October surprises✨🍂
• Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg and Secretary of Labor Julie Su quietly assisted in winning labor rights for dockworkers, ending a strike that could have had catastrophic economic consequences. (10-4-24)
• In Springfield, Ohio, where Haitian migrants have been blamed for the disappearance of local animals with Trump claiming “‘migrants are walking off’ with geese in the town” and “they’re eating the dogs” - a lie also promoted by JD Vance, Ohio’s own sitting Senator, with no evidence - it turns out that the missing geese were actually the victims of a 64-year-old white man who was hunting illegally. (10-3-24)
• A Trump-appointed federal judge blocked Biden’s student loan forgiveness plan again after another judge reinstated it earlier this week. (10-3-24)
• Republicans and crazy Facebook uncles everywhere have spent this week spreading disinformation about the FEMA response to Hurricane Helene, including AI photos of Trump standing in floodwater and wild claims that Biden is sending money to undocumented immigrants. In reality, the Biden-Harris administration has provided substantial emergency assistance and both Biden and Harris have visited the region. Meanwhile, it turns out that Trump was the one who redirected money from disaster relief to send to ICE during his presidency. Shocker. (10-4-24)
• Seriously, though, Trump is not who you want to call in an emergency. Before allowing disaster relief to reach victims of wildfires in California, then-president Trump forced aides to show him an electoral map to see if he had voters there. He evidently intended to withhold the aid if he found out it was going to mostly Democratic voters. This would be a career-ending scandal in any other political era but alas, we are living in this one. (10-3-24)
• Finally, far-right extremist and Oklahoma superintendent of schools Ryan Walters intends to put Bibles in public schools, which is already disturbing, but in a stunning display of corruption, the only ones that meet his specifications are the so-called “Trump Bibles” that include the Constitution and Declaration of Independence. They go for $60 apiece and Trump gets fees from each one. (10-4-24)
No, wait, I’m going to say that one again:
In Oklahoma, taxpayers’ money will be used to put Trump Bibles in public schools. Their money will go directly to Trump. Not a joke!!! Not an exaggeration!!!
…Surely the voters who are still undecided are lying, right?? Right?!
30 days until Election Day.
Go to vote.org for a sample ballot, early voting dates, and more. Seriously, we have to win.
#guys should I start a substack#joking but seriously. Pay Attention! It’s Time! lots happening and#remarkably little reporting on the wildfires thing and the julie su/pete buttigieg win!#I think the Oklahoma thing is actually organized crime?#he already has a rico case is he trying to get another one#us politics#mine#us news#kamala 2024#vote
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listen im just straight up not doing requests for cultural Mikus anymore. sorry if I never got to yours but I never shoulda tried taking requests in the first place, its making posting on CHM feel like a job. I'm going straight back to posting whichever Miku content I feel like posting at any given time
#plus i was getting requests for Mikus I'd already posted#and other people thought I was like#the artist drawing all these or that I started this trend
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do you think they explored each other's bodies
#sherlock holmes#john watson#acd holmes#acd johnlock#holmes/watson#minh art#i had to get this out of the way so i could start on commissions :3#foolish me however... for i have already drafted a new h/w piece
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ray of light 🍀
#lilia vanrouge#twst silver#twisted wonderland#twst#finally started book 7 and we're suffering already (and for that matter book 6 also destroyed me)...there's just so much love and sacrifice#anyway before i get to send it to them this is for the lovely @suntails who helped me with my battles for book 6#i promise them a cute silver and here they are!!! thank you catríona!!! :]#art tag
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comfort food.
(greyscale below!)
aaaaa. iii needed to make something self indulgent!!!! and for me that means drawing Bonnie and also putting a frankly stupid amount of work into rendering food!! outside of the onigiri and spaghetti (kind of), most of these were firsts for me and GOD im so happy with the results. i’ve seen a few people say that my art makes them hungry teehee. i hope this illicits the same reaction! please enjoy :3
here’s the greyscale version!! iii don’t think it’s As Appetizing as the colored version and the values are a little messy but! it exist !
#marshdoodles#isat#in stars and time#aaaaa. something something making art to spite it all#i got. weirdly motivated? i literally started working on this Today and it’s done already! woah!#sorry again for being so inactive this past month? kinda just been getting hit with a Mountain of Life Events. alas!#but hey! now i have a lovingly rendered salmon steak#<- sorry isa used that phrasing for it and i cant get over it#said in the same cadence as lightly fried fish fillet#there isn’t really a lot of thought put into this? i honest to god just wanted an excuse to draw food. because its comforting 🩶
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I've been here on this fandom for a month and so far this is what i've seen
#heinz doofenshmirtz#vanessa doofenshmirtz#perry the platypus#fanart#phineas and ferb#msmimundo#sorry if someone already did it#i was eating pizza with my dad and this came to my mind and started laughing#thank you pnf fandom for not making sexy fanart of the conventionally attractive teen girl and instead doing it of his dad#which is not conventionally attractive but... i do get the fandom...#perryshmirtz
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GO MY ROGUE!! KILL!!!!!
Some Guard Rogue art: Siffrin’s DEATH CORRIDOR fight screen!
#guard rogue au#isat#in stars and time#isat au#digital art#art#siffrin’s attacks are fast and hard hitting but the rogue himself has VERY low defense and hp (+ 3 party members know rock craft…)#he starts out already stronger than the party so I imagine they do lose against him a fair few times at the start!#GET YOUR BLINDING DOG KING !!!!????
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I hope Dan and Phil know just how important the Terrible Influence Tour is to us gays in the south. I have never seen so many queer people in one place. I have never felt acceptance like that before. Every person I met was just like me, or enthusiastic about who I was as a person. Being able to emotionally connect with other queer people on such a mass scale, especially when you come from a rural and homophobic place, means the world!
#i could say so much more but i am already crying lol#dan and phil#phan#daniel howell#phil lester#terrible influence tour#terrible influence dnp#dont even get my started on dan openly and positivly speaking about trans people omg
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