So..... Dentist appointment tomorrow at 12:30...
People have been telling me horror stories since last week.
CW/TW for dentist trauma under the cut
My sister, apparently, screamed the whole time because mom forgot to schedule with an anesthesiologist so they only had laughing gas.
Mom was sick to the point where they had to go back and get a shot.
My grandma (mom's mom) wasn't allowed to go under or get laughing gas because she's in her 80s (not a wisdom teeth appointment)
My grandma (dad's mom) was also sick, but had my aunt with her to calm her down.
Mom's aunt's friend (or sister? someone) had the root still growing, so they had to do an emergency procedure or something.
Anyway.
I'm not allowed to eat for up to 8 hours before the appointment. Just to be safe, I was told 12 hours before. So, as soon as it hits 00:30, I can't eat anything. When it hits 04:30, I can't drink anything. If I do, then they'll call off the whole appointment.
Sigh...
I feel like I've just eaten my least meal on Death Roe...
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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.
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Wait the book of bill appearing to Ford first is fucking HILARIOUS actually. Ford literally killed Bill less than a month ago, and Bill's still banking so hard on him getting him out of therapy that the book shows up in Ford's stuff MULTIPLE TIMES. Girl the situationship has been over for thirty years give it up 💀
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Hello Deadpool and Wolverine fandom
I'd like to bring this golden post back in light of the Honda Odyssey scene
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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"
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This is why I read the reddit comments
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how it felt watching the wolverine/deadpool honda odyssey “fight” scene
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well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object
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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
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liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell
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