#<— ramblings of the deranged

[aztrosist666]

“ahahaha genius scribe grand sage alhaitham and his poor roommate who cant keep up” KAVEH IS ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH HIM !!!!!!!!!!!! AUTISM4AUTISM BABY !!!!!!!!!!!! THEYRE ON THE SAME LEVEL JUST OPPOSITE ENDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hey-bigday]

ermmm Betty Pines, Simon McGucket and Crown Cipher... do you get my vision?

inspired by this post:

[lazylittledragon]

my absolute favourite genre of transphobic propaganda is when the caption is like “look at this poor, confused little girl who was forced to mutilate herself :(” and the picture is just the hottest man you’ve ever seen in your life with a full beard and a body that would make thor weak at the knees

[starry-bi-sky]

on a completely separate note; shizun luo binghe with a disciple shen yuan who fell into the abyss??? *thinks about LBH canonically stealing SQQ's corpse for 5 years* he'd hallucinate i think. like, like visual and audial hallucinations.

Keeps thinking he's seeing SQQ in the corner of his eyes, or wandering between the trees, amongst a group of disciples. Thinks he hears him calling for him, but its just the wind or another disciple.

Gets Xiu Ya reforged but patently fucking refuses to make a sword mound. Because his disciple Is Not Dead :))) There was No Body. He's Not Dead. And If You keep Insisting That He Is, He's Gonna Skewer You :). He's holding onto Xiu Ya so he can return his most favored disciple's sword when he returns. It's on his hip right next to Zheng Yang where it's supposed to be.

Also this motherfucker?? does not sleep btw. He has the image of SQQ, wide eyed and hysterical and standing at the mouth of the abyss burned into his fucking eyelids. Can't use the dreamscape to escape it either because he keeps trying to save him and either he does and it's an incredibly cruel trick to wake up to, or he doesn't and he gets his heart broken in several different pieces again.

There is no convincing this man that Shen Qingqiu is dead. Absolutely nothing at all. He is buried so deep in denial that moles would be jealous of how deep he is. He keeps making tea for two in the bamboo house only to remember that it's just him. SQQ's fans are hiding everywhere, little reminders of his presence. He goes to wake up SQQ on the mornings he sleeps in-- only to find the room empty.

[cacaocheri]

this is how I feel whenever I'm in the notes screaming and crying about how badly sun fnaf wants me

[chronicowboy]

plugging my own review because i have never been nor will i ever be normal about leverage season 5, episode 9: the rundown job

[0spookymoth0]

as funny as the manwhore au is,given both Zeus's and Poseidon's track-records with hook-ups,there's no way this doesn't end tragically. Several people WILL die and Odysseus will probably be turned into an animal when all's said and done.

[turtlespancake]

i love seeing out of context posts about long-running stories with deep lore because it's always shit like "MAJOR SPOILER WARNING!! i can't believe that the metallic athenaeum's envoy actually used never-ending dance of the 57th universe on rionne as if she's not LITERALLY the incarnate of august?!?!" it's like buddy boy thank you for the spoiler tag but all of those words are incomprehensible without at least 5 years of foreshadowed knowledge, 7 different fan theories, and 21 wiki entries

[plantify]

Being able to see hardened, dead rot cysts on the wall of Silent Construct in Saint's Campaign implies that 5P's rot got so bad that he looked something like this at some point between Rivulet and Saint's campaign

It spread to the outside of his body after totally enveloping his internals

[mikarons]

quick fanart bc ive been..... obsessively playing this game

[gingermaple]

*sticks mic in your face* start rambling about the roleswapverse plz?

with pleasure!!!

the entire premise is (as the name would suggest) that all the characters roles are swapped. scar and grian are no longer the heros hotguy and cuteguy, and instead their roles are filled by pearl and gem (hotgal and cutegal). as such, scar and grian now fill their previous roles as the villains spectacle (scour) and bleeding heart (bleeding hart). while the roles are all swapped everyone keeps their original mutations.

pearl is still a journalist, but now she also takes matters into her own hands as the vigilante hotgal, alongside her trusty sidekick gem/cutegal, a soldier who feels she finally has something worth fighting for.

funny enough, their first meeting/general dynamic goes a lot smoother than it does for the boys in canon, with their first meeting being pearl saving gem instead of shooting her (looking at you hotguy)

scar (spectacle) is a villain who believes everybody should be able to be their 'true self'. he's very flashy, changes his costume with every appearance, and doesn't like to get his hands dirty. instead he has a ton of henchmen he calls 'stagehands' to do things for him.

grian (bleeding heart) is his primary stagehand. originally a stone-cold killer who only knew how to follow orders, spectacle gave him the opportunity to have fun and express himself.

they have a very 3rd Life coded dynamic in which grian uses his position as scar's lackey to cause chaos and do what he wants with the excuse that 'he was just following orders' and scar uses grian to do his dirty work.

this au (of an au) exists in collaboration with a bunch of my fellow hgcz contributors and we're all collectively going insane over it.

[lazylittledragon]

discussion: would gale accept only getting a few decades with his partner because he’s a squishy human OR would he go the lich route a la barry bluejeans

[witchscarykid]

questions about who the most boring homestuck kid is always confuse me because a big thing with them is that they’re all individually shaped to be as not boring in their own way as possible

like you can name any kid and theres always at least five crazy ass facts about them that prevent them from being boring in any way whatsoever and jane is absolutely no exception

[jellyjamheadobb]

The Barbie Girl Was Within Him All Along

[flowers-in-your-basement]

The main reason that wincest appeals so much to me is the idea of a perfect person for someone. Sam is made for dean as much as Dean is made for sam. They have been through the worst things that a human can endure without going mad and the only thing that has kept them alive is their love. They take care of eachother. They've known eachother since before they can remember, their lives will begin and end with eachother. Even in death, their heaven is all eachother. They are everything a person could need in someone, a caretaker and a lover and a brother and someone to take care of too.

[0spookymoth0]

Frost strikes me as the kind of dude who's genuinely really kind and caring but most people are afraid to approach him bc of his severe resting bitch face. Like,it doesn't matter how happy he is he just looks perpetually pissed off no matter what.

His introverted nature and monotone sounding voice don't help in the slightest and only really make him seem MORE intimidating and ppl tend to view him as this cold and calculating all powerful sorcerer who wouldn't hesitate to crush anyone who dare slight him. Meanwhile Frost is just this chill nerd who's the mom-friend of the krew and likes telling shitty puns. Even funnier if he just doesn't pick up on this at all,like Frost just assumes their nervousness around him is bc THEY'RE the socially awkward ones