#; headcanons

[syrenqinche]

SECRET TIMES ~ SYLUS

☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ silly spicy times with Mr. Onichynusﾟ

˚ ◌༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ꕥ

✧. ┊ He prefers when you wear loose tank tops during lazy cuddle sessions. It's so easy for him to sneakily pull your breasts out of the holes in your top and take them by the mouthful. He knows your nipples are particularly sensitive, and he has this habit of licking them with his eager, rough tongue till you're a mumbling, moaning mess. He will smile greedily while pressing his face further into your breasts.

✧. ┊ He is the big bad boss in the outside world, but he loves to come home to be babied by you. He'll need you to be naked as he wraps around you like a pathetic, starved creature, suckling on your breasts while you pet his head and praise him till he can't take it anymore and gets his ego boosted successfully. No one, absolutely no one, alive or dead, has gotten to see this side of Sylus other than you.

✧. ┊ absolutely loves getting cockwarmed, would not detach himself from you if he ever had the choice or if it was reasonable. Wants your juicy, heated walls that mold themselves to his girth and length all the damn time. Sometimes in meetings with dealers, he'd zone off and imagine you sitting on his lap, warming his hard on while his company rambles on and on.

✧. ┊ Loves playing with the pudge on your lower abdomen, laying his head on it, poking it, kissing it. It's his favorite place to glide his dick to get it hard. Has a habit of pinching your curves when you're in public and smirking evilly when you get annoyed at him. He loves the way it jiggles when he's thrusting hard into you, calls it his personal 'comfy pillow'

✧. ┊ Similar to being addicted to cockwarming, he definitley has an oral fixation. If is in a particularly lovey-dovey mood, it'd be your pussy lips he's orally fixated on. Will have you sit on his face while he licks and sucks you off for hours. It will be his me-time, his wind-down meditation time. Him and your pussy and no one else in the world. God knows how many times it'd make you cream on top of his zonked out face.

[originaljediinjeans]

the real reason he never visited the shire

I was thinking about Aragorn’s stupidly long legs again and I think it should be canon that he regularly smacks his forehead into low door frames and stuff. Just somwhere in Minas Tirith there’s a loud thunk followed by a long string of Sindarin swearwords and Arwen is like “ah yes, here he comes, the King of Gondor and Arnor, the love of my life.”

[mister-random]

They all got diferent types of tism fr Yesterday was my birthday btw, was too invested in this to make a drawing about it but yeah AHSBFLKjb

[moutainrusing]

animals can sense that remus is a werewolf.

james’ owl doesn’t like remus because it has a vendetta against werewolves.

james takes remus owl shopping in order to buy an owl who specifically loves remus.

“hey, can i please buy an owl?”

“yeah, sure, what’s your criteria?”

“MUST love remus,” james says, as if that’s a perfectly normal condition, on absolutely everyone’s check-list.

he ends up buying the most conventionally ‘ugly’ owl in the shop.

who he thinks is perfect because it treats remus with respect.

[zero-is-awesome]

new headcanon: protoman asks Megaman existential questions that make Megaman just go 😨

"Robots are machines that follow orders. I'm a machine that doesn't, so what does that make me?"

[dandysworldhcs]

Sprout does that ADHD thing where you're so focused on a task that you forget about anything else so he'll spend like 5 hours baking the most delectable strawberry shortcake all homemade nothing store bought then devour the entire thing before anyone even gets a nibble because he didn't eat at all in that 5 hour period

(he is embarrassed by this fact, it makes him feel childish)

- dandy loves me Anon

THIS IS SO REAL he is not safe from the hyperfocus demons

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

The Batkids when Bruce pisses them off :

Jason - Kills someone. Steals Batman's gadgets and donates them to random rogues.

Tim - Sends explicit Superbat fics to the League from Batman's email.

Dick - Takes Damian away.

Steph - Spray-paints obscene graffitis on the Batsuit.

Barbara - Hacks the Batcomputer to blast Never Gonna Give You Up very time Bruce logs in.

Duke - Gives him the coldest, most unsettling silent treatment ever.

Damian - Brings home a tiger.

Cass - Turns into a living shadow and quietly haunts him.

[eiralunaire]

Here are some headcanons of Damian Wayne deeply in love with a curly brown-haired girl who is completely dense for romance.

✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧

1. Damian Wayne and his unrequited (or just misunderstood?) love

- Damian is intense in everything, and love is no exception. His love for her is deep, serious, and with absolute devotion. He is not the type to be carried away by whims, but when he chooses someone, it is forever.

- From the first moment he met her, something about her intrigued him. Her curly hair that seemed to have a life of its own, her strong but at the same time absent-minded character, her way of seeing the world without giving importance to other people's glances.

- When he realized that he was in love, it was a hard blow. He did not want to accept that his heart was beating faster for her, that his thoughts revolved around their interactions, no matter how minimal they were.

✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧

2. She's Dense and He's Frustrated

- Damian tries to seduce her in his own way: protecting her in combat, making sure she eats well, silently walking her home, staring at her intently... but nothing works because she just doesn't notice.

- He invites her to train with him, hoping she'll notice that he only offers that level of closeness to people he cares about. She sees it as just another training session.

- When he gives her gifts—subtle but thoughtful things like a rare book or a weapon with her name engraved on it—she simply thanks him without suspecting the meaning.

- If another person tries to flirt with her and she doesn't notice, Damian nearly explodes in frustration. "How can you be so oblivious?" he thinks every time he sees her interact with someone without picking up on the romantic intent.

✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧

3. Damian Discovers Her Inexperience

- At some point, he realizes that he's never been in a relationship and has never experienced romance in any form. When he processes it, his arrogant side is flattered: I'll be her first in everything.

- This makes him even more possessive and protective. No one else has the right to teach him what love, desire or affection is.

- It also makes him more patient (albeit with effort). If she's never felt something like this, he can't expect her to understand it right away. So, he changes tactics: he starts getting closer, touching her subtly (a hand on her back, fixing a loose curl), looking at her in a way that even she starts to notice that something is wrong.

- But, inside, his mind is in chaos: How is it possible that someone so intelligent is so blind to this?

✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧

4. His First Kiss (Or How Damian Has to Take the Initiative)

- In a moment of frustration, when she still doesn't understand his intentions, Damian just does it. He kisses her.

- He does it with determination, with the purpose of making clear what he feels.

- As they pull away, he stares at her and, in his deep, serious tone, says, "Now tell me you don't understand."

- She's shocked. She'd never considered it because, well, she never thought someone like him would be interested in her like that.

- From there, she starts to see him in a different way. Her heart beats faster when he's around, his gazes feel more intense. And for the first time, she understands what Damian has been trying to tell her all along.

✧─── ･ ｡ﾟ★: *.✦ .* :★. ───✧

5. Damian As A Partner (Because He'll Obviously Win Her Heart)

- Once he's in a relationship with her, he's still intense, but there's a change: he's more patient, softer, but just as protective and jealous.

- He's the kind of partner who watches her like she's his entire universe, who remembers every detail about her, who makes sure she never has any doubts about what she means to him.

- And every time she, with her absent-minded nature, still fails to grasp something obvious, he just sighs and thinks, "How did I ever fall in love with someone so blind..."

- But in the end, he doesn't care. Because she's his, and he'll never let her go.

[verybadatwriting]

Winning unbeatable games is the avengers' middle name!

Hey! Could you do headcanons or a fic for the avengers (I dont care who) with a reader who is really quiet and shy/smart at first but the once you get to know them they are a complete dumbass? Like 3 am random conversations, random energy bursts, blurting out stupid stuff, just crazy and funny in general.

Being An Avenger Would Include . . .

When you first came to the tower, you kept her mouth shut for the first week

Then, you saw Sam chasing Bucky with a pan for stealing something of his

And you laughed

Everyone looked up in surprise

You cheered Sam on, and it ended up with Bucky throwing you over his shoulder and throwing her in their pool

You help loosen Carol up after Endgame

You’re the sass master

And the joke master

You somehow match Tony’s sarcasm

And Natasha’s

No one knows how

It’s your superpower

You’re the type who is academically smart but otherwise a total dumbass

Clumsy as fuck

The Avengers have caught you cursing inanimate objects more than once

“Why is the sky blue, though?”

“ITS TWO AM GO TO FUCKING SLEEP”

You once accidentally drank an espresso at night

When you realized, everyone froze

Safe to say no one slept that night

One time you had been in your room all week and one morning you were awake at 5:00 am ready to accompany Steve and Sam on their run

You even get BUCKY to smile

When Pepper first met you she thought you were so sweet and quiet

The Avengers were like “just wait”

You overheard the conversation with an evil grin

You love to talk to Jarvis

And when Vision showed up you were stunned

You love to annoy Happy

“Hey, Nat, do you have a moment?”

“....Yes. What is it?”

“Theoretically, no one said Humpty Dumpty was an egg.”

You blurt out conspiracy theories

And then

You started the second civil war

One quiet question was all it took for the room to erupt

“Hey guys, do you think water is wet?”

“Yes” “No”

“HOW CAN IT NOT BE WET?” - Clint

“CAN YOU LISTEN TO ME FOR ONE SECOND?” - Bruce

“On Asgard we have...” - Thor

You kinda just sat there

Until you thought of something else

“Is a hot dog a sandwich?”

You nearly broke the Avengers

You convinced everyone to stay up to catch Santa in the act on Xmas eve

But you were the first to fall asleep

And on Halloween you loved to watch scary movies

No one but Nat would watch them with you

You made everyone do a group costume

Let’s not forget that time you dragged everyone to a carnival

Lots of popcorn

And spending all your money to win prizes on unbeatable games

Nat won most of the prizes for you

All in all, you loved the team

And the team loved you

Your chaotic energy made everyone happy

Brought the team together

You all were one big happy family

[3verythingiknowaboutlove]

I really can’t stop thinking about Spencer Reid putting sunscreen on your two year old daughter right before you go on a hike. And he’d be all gentle when she complains and he’d explain like sun damage and uv rays. And HE wouldn’t even complain about the fact that you’re forcing the whole family to go on said hike even though he isn’t the outdoorsy type and your daughter is still so little. He literally would just start talking to her all excitedly about the flora and fauna and their crazy sciencey facts to keep them both engaged

[syrenqinche]

RANDOM THINGS LADS BOYS REMIND ME OF

⋆⭒˚.⋆ CALEB

mangoes, beach volleyball, summer festivals, lanterns, annual day at school, cheek kisses, band-aids, dad's old toolbox, leather boots, horse riding, cooking classes, campfire, sepia pictures, battered old helmet and jacket, trophy display, diaries, treehouse hideaways, remote controlled airplanes, old concert tickets found in purse pockets, sunrise

⋆⭒˚.⋆ SYLUS

wings and feathers, leather wallets and leather jackets, smoky woody cologne, cherries and wine and dark chocolate, chrome cars, humming songs while doing chores, lace, rush of wind in your ears, heartbeat, engine oil, fresh cut from a rose thorn, ink stains on a satin white shirt, old record player, sleeping shirtless, slow dancing without music

⋆⭒˚.⋆ XAVIER

cloudgazing & stargazing, weighted blankets with AC turned high, misty mornings, lemon popsicles, fabric softener, fountain pens, clean-up weekends, plushies with soft fur, library dates, freshly baked cookies, long walks, visiting school after graduating, skincare, the feeling of meeting someone new and instantly connecting, full moon nights

⋆⭒˚.⋆ RAFAYEL

grandfather clocks, gelato, chocolate covered strawberries, smell of fresh paint, derby races, whiskey aged in old barrels, moonlit rooftop dinners, ocean dipping at midnight, aquarium dates, barbecue nights, pocket watches and ancient maps, telescopes, pencil sketches, exotic spices and fruits, sail boats, reciprocated love, nose to nose rubs

⋆⭒˚.⋆ ZAYNE

late night studying for exams, sleeping with glasses on, knitted scarves, musky cologne, rain on dry pavement, kittens, spirity lab smell, calls over texts, visiting your hometown, work crushes, high rise apartment buildings, having someone to rely on emotionally, late night drives, cabin stays, safely storing every gift you've ever received, rare but bright smiles

[brattyspence]

Wait dad spence is my fave🥺 He would pull a ms. Reachel to help their language development… he’d be so animated ”can you say mama” 😭😭

oh GOD

Dad spencer who spends at least an hour after work talking to his daughter while she's in her high chair and recounting every little bit of his day (rated pg, of course) because talking to your kids is the best way to help them develop language skills. And she 100% just sits there and stares at him completely confused like O.O while he rambles.

Dad Spence who lays in bed with your daughter and he's a whole three inches above her and he's just babbling back and forth with her while she repeatedly pats him in the face because "She's learning! Babbling is a really essential part of language development! And did you know that mirror neurons-"

Dad Spence who is ELATED when your daughter's first word is "dada"... but he also knows you're just a little upset that it wasn't "mama" so he explains to you that "dada is actually a more common first word because the 'da' sound is easier to produce. So actually, she probably doesn't even know that she's saying a word at all!"

[bisexualbitch4853]

@forbiddensonoftheseagod

“Kind of ironic, isn’t it?”

“Percy would love aquariums” WRONG ACTUALLY, he would hate them so much that he would communicate with the fish and come up with a plan to break them out of the tanks and get them into their natural habitat because “no fish deserves to be trapped in a tank for its whole life”

[damwynz]

𝐎𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲, 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲

𝙆𝙖𝙩𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙞 𝘽𝙖𝙠𝙪𝙜𝙤 𝙭 𝙁𝙚𝙢! 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧

ᴄᴡ: ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʙᴜᴛ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ

an: first post, leave requests in my inbox <3

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ᴋᴀᴛꜱᴜᴋɪ! ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴘʀᴇꜱꜱ ʜɪꜱ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢꜱ ᴛᴏᴡᴀʀᴅꜱ ʏᴏᴜ, ꜱᴏ ʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴀʀᴄʜᴇꜱ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀᴅᴠɪᴄᴇ. ʜᴇ ꜰɪɴᴅꜱ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴜᴘʟᴇꜱ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ "ʜᴏɴᴇʏ", "ʙᴀʙʏ", "ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛɪᴇ" ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ꜱ��ᴜꜰꜰ ʙᴜᴛ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ? ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ. ꜱᴏ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴍ. ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴅɪᴅ. ʜᴏɴᴇʏ ɪꜱ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜɪꜱ ɢɪʀʟ.

ᴋᴀᴛꜱᴜᴋɪ! ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴅɪᴏᴛ ʜᴇ ɪꜱ, ᴛʀɪᴇꜱ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɴᴇᴡ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ. ꜱᴜʀᴇ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ʜɪᴍ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴏʀɢᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʀᴀɢᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ɪᴛ.

"ꜱᴘᴀʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ ɪᴅɪᴏ-," ʜᴇ ᴘᴀᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ. ʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ᴀ ᴅᴇᴇᴘ ʙʀᴇᴀᴛʜ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ᴀᴅᴅʀᴇꜱꜱɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ. "ꜱᴘᴀʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ, ʜᴏɴᴇʏ". ʜᴇ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ɪɴ ᴇᴍʙᴀʀʀᴀꜱꜱᴍᴇɴᴛ ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇꜱꜱ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ. ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ ʟᴀᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛᴇᴅ ʜɪꜱ ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛ. ʜᴇ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ᴛᴏ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ?

ᴋᴀᴛꜱᴜᴋɪ! ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇɴᴛɪʀᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ. ʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴡʜᴇʟᴍᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍɪxᴇᴅ ᴇᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴꜱ. ᴀꜱᴋɪɴɢ ʜɪᴍꜱᴇʟꜰ, "ᴡᴀꜱ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ?", "ɪ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ, ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ɪ?", ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏᴀᴅꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴄʀᴀᴘ ʙᴜᴛ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴘᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ-ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴄᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ "ʜᴏɴᴇʏ", ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ɢᴇɴᴜɪɴᴇʟʏ ᴄᴀʀᴇꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ.

ᴋᴀᴛꜱᴜᴋɪ! ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ "ʜᴏɴᴇʏ" ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. ɪꜰ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪɴᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇᴀꜱɪɴɢ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴇɴᴅ. ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ, ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ʜɪᴍ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄɪɴɢ, ʜᴇ ꜱʟɪᴘꜱ ᴜᴘ. ʜᴇ ꜱʟɪᴘꜱ ᴜᴘ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴀꜱᴋɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀ. ʜᴇ ꜱʟɪᴘꜱ ᴜᴘ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴛᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴇᴇᴅꜱ. ʜᴇ ꜱʟɪᴘꜱ ᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏꜱᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʜɪꜱ ᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏꜱᴛ. ʜᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡꜱ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ʀɪɢʜᴛꜰᴜʟʟʏ ꜱᴏ, ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ʙʟᴀꜱᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ᴛʜᴀɴ ꜱᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴏ ᴅɪꜱᴛʀᴀᴜɢʜᴛ. ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ʜᴇ ꜱᴀʏꜱ ɪᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ꜱᴏ ꜱᴀꜰᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇᴀꜱꜱᴜʀᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ɢᴏᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ʜɪꜱ ᴀʀᴍꜱ.

[animeomegas]

If itachi is bad with his alpha acting I can only imagine how Sasuke is💀

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They're both as bad as each other, but Itachi keeps it on the inside for longer lol.

Sasuke probably encouraged his alpha to audition for the role of his character's alpha because he's lowkey a romantic and he wanted to see his fans shipping you two even harder.

But then his alpha went and got cast as NARUTO'S alpha! 😡🤬

He takes this as a personal attack.

Are the casting people stupid? Are they saying him and his alpha don't have immaculate chemistry?

Are they saying they don't think Sasuke and his alpha's relationship is good enough??

He relates a lot to his character, so having other people say that his alpha's personality isn't a good fit for his character is PERSONAL.

He's standing off the corner in every scene his alpha has with Naruto like a sleep paralysis demon. Watching.

He will rip Naruto's hands off if he sees even a little unnecessary touching.

He probably accidentally starts an entire section of the fandom dedicated to the conspiracy theory that Sasuke's character was either in love with Naruto or Naruto's alpha character, or maybe both, because he just looks so pissed off in every joint scene 😭