#; headcanons

[mellosdrawings]

More Depression Trio for yall!

Headcanon time!

Cater writes fanfics in his free time. An ungodly amount of fics, because he can write several at once using his UM. Half of his fanfics are rpf of his school mates lol

Idia on the other side draws fanarts the rare times he isn't busy playing video games.

And Leona has no idea what the hell is happening so he just rolls with it.

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

Superman turns into a total idiot around Batman - not because he’s scared of him, but because, well... the guy’s terrifyingly hot. Like, Bruce just needs to stand there brooding in the shadows, and Clark’s brain goes straight to static.

At the very start of their collaboration, Batman is extra worried. The fact that the most powerful being on Earth trips over his words, laughs at jokes that aren’t even jokes, and forgets basic Kryptonian science mid-conversation is worrying.

To Batman, the fact that the most powerful being on Earth is an idiot is worrying.

Clark’s completely fine though, he's an actual genius. It’s just that Batman is unfairly attractive, and it’s hard to think straight when someone that competent, that sharp, and that ridiculously gorgeous is glaring at you from beneath a cowl.

[aaatsuuu]

Hidan would say this fucking shit😭🙏🏼

(forgot the word cunty) girl you look vaginal

[violent138]

While the JLA totally has pockets of close friends like the Trinity, or Hal-Oliver-Barry, for the most part it's a loose collection of co-workers whose small talk goes like:

"You have kids? Wow, that's-- wait, just checking, have, right, not had?"

"I had no idea reincarnation was such a big deal."

"So you're the one that flooded my city. I always wondered."

"No, I joined after that alien invasion. Heard it was a blast though."

"See if I was there, I would've told Batman--"

(Cutting someone off) "I know already, superhearing remember?" (awkward silence) "Sorry, I just couldn't hear it again."

"We should get Lex Luthor to fund some of this. Oh what, like that's so controversial?"

"Nope, he's dead."

"I'm actually an alien."

"Have we ever considered moving the JLA base under the sea?"

(Butting into random conversation) "You think your commute is bad? Some of our advisors beam in from other centuries, pal."

"I love your suit. Have I said that before? Oh."

"Hi, sorry, what's your name again? Right, I think I knew your mom back in the-- nevermind, nevermind."

[sakasakiii]

when i first designed erestor 3 years back i wasnt totally aware of his potential half-elf status, and since then ive come across some more fanon interpretations of him being haleth and caranthir's kid which i really liked!!!! so ive decided to rework him a little by combining my original lore for him into this concept 👉👈 i ended up getting carried away on whole different tangent with his backstory which ive summarised down below HAHA

tldr to expand on some key points under the cut:

born in F.A. 371 to haleth and caranthir; his parents' romance is short but passionate, and while many of the haladin are initially unsure about the nature of this union, they dont oppose it. for 4 years they live an unconventional but happy life together

haleth leaves thargelion in F.A. 375 and raises erestor with her people once they resettle. he's too young to remember much about caranthir. throughout his childhood she never tells him who his father is, but he also never really feels the need to ask.

he's captured in F.A. 460 (40 years after his mother's death) and escapes in F.A. 510. two years later, he finally finds refuge in Amon Ereb-- six years after the deaths of caranthir, celegorm and curufin in the 2nd kinslaying.

is tasked by maedhros to assist maglor with elrond and elros' education after they're taken in following the 3rd kinslaying in F.A. 538. he becomes a weird mix of a nanny/older brother/teacher figure to them, and a strange but sweet bond forms between them.

entrusted to protect elrond and elros following the break out of the war of wrath. he leads them to the Host of the Valar, where the twins are given the choice of the half-elven; to his surprise, he's afforded this choice as well, and decides to remain elven out of compassion for elrond after elros chooses mortality.

remains by elrond's side to watch over him for most of the 2nd age. during this time he resides in lindon as a healer, translator and archivist; later joins elrond in imladris, and partakes in the war of the last alliance as a combat medic.

in the 3rd age, is beset with sea-longing after what he regards to be a long and tiresome existence; he's also filled with guilt for being unable to help elrond heal celebrian’s psychological wounds, and contemplates following her back to Valinor. ultimately decides to stay back a bit longer, however, and lingers until after sauron’s defeat when the rest of the elves finally depart for the West. 

that's just a very condensed version but one day i hope to explore in some 4th age stuff where he finds out who his dad is...?! or will he?!?! who knows lol

[newrochellechallenger2019]

girl dad!patrick zweig headcanons ౨ৎ

girl dad!patrick zweig who immediately turned his life around when he found out you were pregnant, becoming a father was the wake-up call he needed, retiring from tennis and working for his parents.

girl dad!patrick zweig who decorated the entire nursery while you were sleeping, swearing he'd only paint the walls ('yellow! it's a neutral colour!') but stayed up all night to make it perfect for her.

girl dad!patrick zweig who sets up an investment portfolio before she's even born, setting up a college fund and lining up stocks and shares thanks to his parent's money.

girl dad!patrick zweig who dedicates a good chunk of your pregnancy on learning how to braid hair and accidentally becomes the go-to parent for braids at school sports events.

girl dad!patrick zweig who gifts your daughter a tennis racket for her first birthday, he couldn't help himself and as she grows up, becomes her personal tennis coach till she says she wants to do ballet instead and he finds himself in a world of tutus and recitals but never misses a single performance!

girl dad!patrick zweig who teaches her affirmations and makes her say them in the mirror every morning, 'i am loved, i am kind, i am beautiful, i am gentle'

girl dad!patrick zweig who sends your daughter to pester you for a takeaway when he's the one who wants it because he knows you can't resist her

girl dad!patrick zweig who gets her a puppy to teach her responsibility but ends up doing all the work but doesn't really mind because he secretly loves the dog too, getting a second dog because 'he needs a friend!'

girl dad!patrick zweig who is blindly supportive, your teen daughter's heading to a party, 'what do you think about her skirt?' 'i think it looks great, honey!', not realising it's much too short.

[not-that-dillinger]

@iorepairs I'm putting your tags about Dillinger Sr. on blast because 100% agree.

[cybrasigilism]

Touch (Player 124/Nam-gyu X F!Reader ONESHOT)

warning: smut | not proofread | lowercase intended | masturbation | JOI | hand fetish if you squint | reader has female genitalia | this is my interpretation of this character, please be respectful even if my opinions on the character differ from your own

character: nam-gyu (player 124)

A/N: had this one on my mind for a minute, i’m just looking for any excuse to write about him i fear. it’s funny to think about how reluctant i was to write for him and now he’s one of my favourites to write for, but anyways ENJOY KISS KISS MWAHHHH (AGAIN THIS IS WRITTEN IN POINT FORMAT BC I FEEL MORE CONFIDENT GETTING MY IDEAS OUT THIS WAY)

MDNI! 18+ content below the cut, readers discretion is advised

➤ it’s hard to believe how nervous you were the first time nam-gyu suggested this, for you to masturbate in front of him, but looking back you truly had no idea how much you would come to enjoy it.

➤ he would have you sit between his legs, back to his chest while you touched yourself. you could feel his breath hitch at every little sound that escaped your lips. shivers went up your spine whenever he rubbed his hands up and down your arms, telling you how hot you sounded right then

➤ his absolute favourite thing to do was to talk you through it, telling you exactly how he would please you if it was him fingering your cunt instead. he would even come as close as grabbing your wrist and guiding your hand himself, but most of the time he will simply sit back and instruct you on how to jack yourself off

➤ he really likes to egg you on through the process too, he’ll taunt and tease while you try so hard to make yourself cum

“bet you wish that was my hand between your legs, huh? you wish those were my fingers fucking your pathetic pussy, don’t you?”

“come on you can do better than that! you must not want to cum that badly if that’s all you’ve got”

“do i need to remind you how you like it, is that it?”

➤ he’ll give you a hint of praise, only to go right back to calling you his “dumb little slut”. he pulls you right in by saying how good your doing for him, how pretty you sound— but in the end he’ll go back to his way, not that your complaining.

“fuck this is all your good for isn’t it. being a dirty little whore for me, isn’t that right?”

“don’t hold back now, you and i both know you like being treated this way; how wet you get when i boss you around like this.”

➤ he’ll definitely touch you in other ways, mainly trying to distract you from bringing yourself to release. he’ll grope your tits, pull your hair back and kiss your neck, squeeze your thighs; anything to get you all the more hot and bothered

➤ to expand on the praise point, some things he’ll say include:

“such a good girl, doing exactly as i say”

“shit— you sound so pretty when you do that”

“yeah, do it like i showed you fuck”

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happy nam-gyu day!! (1/24) i just want to thank you guys again for all the support on my page, i’m truly blessed and forever grateful :)

as usual, any advice/constructive criticism on how i can improve my writing is appreciated and requested! have a fabulous night/day lovelies 🤭

tags: @gongyoosgf @strangelife122 @kouzih @gabbystinks

[witherby]

LW getting mad at everyone for messing up their tv time with trying to cuddle them (let them watch bluey in peace)

Ohhh I love that!! Especially in a family that doesn't have time to just sit and watch television, so they don't understand why you're so invested in it.

Bruce wants to catch up and ask how your day has been but you're trying to find out how Bluey learned to walk!

Tim is bugging you about an activity to do together, and that's great, but Bluey just made a friend and he only speaks French and you're so invested in how they're gonna communicate properly!

Dick is trying to show off a new move he just developed in training, but Bandit is pretending to be pregnant and needs the neighbor to help him give birth to Bingo!

Damian is asking if you need help with your homework, but you already finished it so you could watch Bluey and Bingo learn how to adapt to no longer sharing a bedroom!

Jason wants....you don't know what Jason wants. You just saw Unicorn ask Bluey how she knows she's not in an animated television show, then watched a cutaway sequence of her being animated, and now you're feeling a little sick.

You quietly ask Alfred to please turn the TV off and hold you through your first existential crisis.

[thewritetofreespeech]

Could I request Alucard with a s/o who has smaller yet sensitive breasts?

Alucard isn’t really a fan of large breasts in general. He finds them ostentatious.

He prefers a more sleek, nubile figure in his partners.

Since they are smaller and more pert, he did not expect them to be so sensitive.

At first, he just thought it was because his hands were cold. Being part vampire his body temperature is usually lower than the average human, which equals cold hands.

He makes an effort to warm them up at much as possible when they are being intimate but regardless their reaction is very high.

Alucard quickly realizes that it’s their actual breasts that are sensitive, not his touch. Which is interesting to him.

If asked not to touch them he will respect their wishes. Understanding that stimulation like that can be a lot for some people.

If they are fine with it, Alucard will focus on them as he likes their reaction.

Touching them. Licking their nipples. Massaging their whole breast in his hand.

The sweet pebbles of their nipples against their chest is remarkable to him and just begs for him to flick his tongue against them.

[kittyprincess756]

Thinking about how Screamer felt after he lost Skyfire in quite stupid way is making me think that he can't bear leaving someone no matter how bad relationships are. And well hmm it's kinda true... I haven't read the comics (don't even know their names lmao help me pls if u can ty) yet but as far as I know his relationship with bbb and windblade were a little bit codependent...

Goodnight, Opportunity

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Batman being Gordon Ramsey figure in the lead.

Batman yelling at all the adults who should know better because “What the HELL we’re you thinking Hal. You were supposed to keep watch not wonder off god-knows-where doing god-knows-what.”

Batman hugging all the younger hero’s after a mission gone wrong. Giving them food, blankets, hot drinks, and settling them in for the night. Being a figure who provides them advice and comfort and whenever they need. Pulling out lollipops and capri suns from his belt whenever he patrols with them.

[therekinperson]

guys whats your weirdest/most unique/or silliest cult of the lamb headcanon

[nezz-cringe-crib]

not based on anything whatsoever but headcanon that L was born in russia. since he was born during the 1980s it would've also meant that he was born during the soviet era. i like to think watari had some sort of connection to the soviet union (because watari.) and came across L during a trip to russia, and that's how he got taken to the wammy house.

maybe L's parents died and watari just found this strange kid doing Autistic Things in the snow. or better yet, maybe watari knew his parents already. maybe watari had watched them die, either from disease or from something involving the military, and then began considering his options. or maybe watari had a part in it. maybe it just happened to work in his favor.

either way i like to think L's mom sung him lullabies. and that sometimes while he's working, and when he's truly alone, his mouth will mumble through a tune that his mind still can't recognize. and it stands as the only case he's never solved.

[lasttree-garsennon]

LMAAAAOOOOOOOOO

This isn't even a headcanon

This is just canon

@mrunmione @ozziesdisco @fulltime-chaos-incarnate

Tag game time baby

Ok here are the rules:

1: Go to Character Headcanon Generator

2: Type the name of your current #1 kin character/comfort character

3: Press the "Create Headcanon" button

4: Take a screenshot of the headcanon that it generated and post it in your reblog

5: Tag some moots

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