#::} anon

[sqwdkllr]

IN LOVE WITH the way you draw phil

He’s a silly guy

[frownyalfred]

Everyone calls bruce paranoid but I think he’s perfectly rational when it comes to having a secret identity 😭 the less that’s known is better

“He’s actually not wrong, he’s just a dick about it” could really sum up 90% of what Bruce does, to be honest.

[majinbangus]

IN LOVE WITH GUARDDOG!SIMON

》 18+ hope you don't mind i have thoughts about guard dog!ghost's 'lipstick' -> more here

Ghost has no shame.

Sometimes, when he is hard and horny, he will let his cock out of its confines to let it hang between his legs. Its weight is heavy and looks uncomfortable to bear, but what always catches your attention the most is the angry dark pinkish red shade of his tip, leaking pearly white droplets of precum. Yet despite it looking almost painful to carry, Ghost doesn't do anything about it, preferring to stare at you expectantly while lightly pumping his length.

"He can't help it," Soap always says. "That's what happens when dogs get happy or excited."

Their 'lipsticks' come out.

"Isn't that sweet, bon?"

Sweet. Salty. And with a tangy aftertaste.

You somehow end up on your knees, lips swollen and covered in his spend. Ghost's cock is semi-hard in his hand, spurting thick layers of come as he drags the tip of it across your lips, smearing the fluid in a controlled manner. You do your best not to lick it away, settling for smacking your lips instead. Ghost hums in approval and drops his cock. He steps back to fully admire the creamy white coloring tinting your lips.

"I like this shade on you, pet." He fondly wipes a thumb under your bottom lip to give you a cleaner look. "Give me a minute. I'll have more ready for you. Then you can show Johnny your new look."

[basilpaste]

You're genuinely not as kind or nice as you might think you are

no one is as good or as bad as they think they are, people are biased little creatures. i dont even think im particularly nice? im quick to anger and kind of petty.

but heres the thing: i try to be.

when someone puts the effort in to try to be decent to others, that reflects back on how others see them. something about that golden rule, huh? treat others how you want them to treat you.

maybe you could learn a thing or two about that !

[nicktoonsunite]

"Timmy is the reason why Cosmo and Wanda's marriage felt apart in later seasons* GET OUT OF MY FACE WITH THAT, FAM. 🙃

The kid they have a whole hall dedicated to? The kid they wanted in their family photo? The likely reason why they wanted a kid of their own [and did get because of him] after thousands of other godkids? THAT KID?

The first time I heard that take I was FLABBERGASTED

like how could people watch the same show and say that with the utmost confidence. Timmy was NOT the reason coswan became unhealthy its not that deep its literally just the case of writers flanderizing them

[shanastoryteller]

Any thoughts on ChengYao (Jiang Cheng/Jin Guangyao)? I just find it funny that A-Yao basically meets all of Jiang Cheng's spouse requirements hehe

they would have the worst sex in the world. so unbelievably bad that jgy would do it again just to be sure it really was that inexplicably awful

it shouldn't be possible, right? jc is objectively beautiful, well formed, all that. jgy is bendy and determined. it should at least be adequate

but they both end up on their back, staring at the ceiling, wondering if that even counts. surely that was, by some culture's definition, sex

the sect would be run fucking flawlessly tho

[shepscapades]

Skibidi toilet

december 14 2023 everybody

[ink-ghoul]

if trivia bot is inspired by mettaton does that mean he has an EX form as well?...

do not summon the demons

[vampiregirlsblog]

This is for my (moon) 🌙 anon. This is what u get for being my good girl. I'll fuck u so good with my strap.

Tharchog x Yansae •

[frownyalfred]

Okay but now I'm just imagining some thug has a tied up Nightwing and he goes to rip of the mask all dramatic like and it just doesn't budge

Just comically, thug keeps trying to pull it off and Nightwing is just grinning up at him as this happens

Saying something witty like "don't worry we all get performance issues sometimes"

Dick taunting the thug out loud: “Oh you thought that came off? It’s okay if it’s your first time, you don’t have to be nervous.”

Dick internally: please don’t fucking rip it off I can’t lose another eyebrow before a work shift again god fucking damn it Bruce this better HOLD—

[graytodd]

Jason tries on full-set lingerie to feel pretty

Jason gets distracted and is in a rush, forgoes taking it off and wears it under his armor figuring no one will notice under full body armor

Jason runs into Dick on patrol

Jason does some type of movement revealing the tiniest, most minute hint of lingerie

Jason is in danger and its not because of patrol

I'm not good at drawing lingerie, cause I don't like it either! I could imagine something with small straps, more like an harness I dunno. I wanted to capture the moment when Dick gets all over Jason after noticing he's wearing 'something revealing' under his suit ~

I thought of Dick lifting the hem of Jason's armoured under-shirt and asking, “What is this – ?” and Jason startled; getting nervous and tongue-tied, cause he's about to be teased by bigbird for wearing lingerie?! and he's ready to fight back not expecting Dick to grab at his hips asking “Did you wear it for me?”

Just a quick sketch! I hope you like it anyway, anon 😉

[justpeaxchy]

I'm gonna try this out and see if anything happens 🧍‍♀️

[tojisun]

i’m definitely just projecting but ghost and price are definitely the kinds of lovers that reader could just text asking of they’re busy/alone for no other reason than reader wanting to sit in their lap/burrow into their jackets

mhmm 🙂‍↕️

(i mean everyone in tf 141 is that kind of lover tbh. but i guess i see what you mean — the question is weighted when it comes to simon or price, like you’re deliberately asking for permission because while they have never pushed you away or stopped indulging you, there is that tension in which that they could.

because unlike the both of them, kyle is so easy to get along with — a push and pull of banter; he’ll jokingly say that yes he’s too busy actually, and you’ll whine in his inbox, spam messaging an assortment of “whyyy” or “pleaasee !!!! >:(” until he ‘gives in’ (he says this like he has not been waiting, all buzzing energy until you’re finally melting into him, cheek to cheek, his hand on the small of your back, yours fisting at his shirt).

while johnny is direct; there’s no preamble in his replies because he’s just as clingy and just as desperate to be with you — the tease comes in later; “missed me much, didn’t ye, bonnie?” is purred into your ear when you’re finally in his arms and he could ensure that you won’t leave, not with how he’s got his thick arms wrapped around your waist, anyway.

but not price and simon.

you’re genuinely seeking permission when you send them that message. seeking validation. you’re all wired up, tensed and anxious, so much so that you’ve began biting your lip or playing with your hangnails as you wait for a reply, before surging up when the notification finally comes.

john loves it when you burrow in his jacket, cheek smooshed on his chest, eyes close as you match his breaths. while simon loves it when you’re both pressed flushed — pelvis to pelvis, your front to his, and your chin hooked on his shoulder.)

[mesetacadre]

I am genuinely confused by the wording of your "saw the mask of progressivism fall" post.

The impression I got was that, after Kamala was announced as a candidate and the US won some medals, people started saying they felt more patriotic, and this bothered you, because _?

This is sincere, I just want to understand your point. If you have a few spare moments, would you mind clarifying the point?

because why are you feeling patioritc for any kind of presidential nomination. it shouldnt matter she's a part of whatever minorities you list out like a series of medals. have you forgotten she was vice president for 4 whole years, during which thousands of black women were jailed, treated inhumanely and killed at the border? the thousands of black women her policies have incarcerated? the millions of black women bombed, starved and displaced by the US in those 4 years?

if a few Olympic medals are enough to make you forget this, then you aren't in any way genuine about internationalism and you don't really care about what your flag actually represents. patriotism for the US is not value neutral, regardless of why you express it, and after seeing so many dems stop pretending to not be rabidly racist, I don't know why you have doubts about this. There is no reasonable excuse to be patriotic for such a country

[majinbangus]

I stumbled across your feral!141 and when you have more time for it I would love to know how the feral boys would behave if reader got injured because of a dumb hunter while they were away hunting

feral!141 are lowkey dark ngl but not directed at you -> more here

They are territorial. Extremely so. You learned that quickly when the occasional lost soul or passing hunter came across your—their—property. It's only because of your staying hand do your boys hold themselves back, although not without a threatening show of teeth at the trespasser. If you weren't there to hold their leashes, you can only imagine the mauling that would take place.

You know what they are capable of. You've seen it with your own eyes, having watched them roughhouse with each other and seen the offerings they will leave on your doorstep as fond gifts, like cats presenting dead mice to their master. But they aren't housecats, nor are their presents tiny, harmless mice. Far from it.

And you're reminded of what beasts they are again.

They are savage and cruel. Merciless and cold. When they came back and found you nursing a wound—a measly one, barely a scratch—that you received from a hunter that trespassed, they went back out and tracked down the hunter wherever he ran off to after you managed to fend him off. They came back hours later bloodier than when you last saw them.

You know what happened but you still ask, "What did you do to him?"

"Nothin' much," Soap claims, making Ghost snort.

"Just had to give a little message." Gaz gives a blasé roll of his shoulders.

You tilt your head that them. "What's that?"

It's then that Price steps up, and you're suddenly aware that they're all looking at your shoulder where the hunter nicked you with a throwing knife. You resist the urge to gulp when Price leans in, a possessive undertone coating his voice when he gives you the answer.

"Don't touch what's ours."