#::} anon

[nottsangel]

Hear me out hear me out !!!!!!

Theo pulls a stunt and fucks you in Ron’s bed 🤭🤭🤭

another one based on one of my (lucid) dreams… !

“oh, fuck, theo! right there!” you gasp as the tip of theo’s cock hits that one spot deep inside you so perfectly, your sharp nails desperately claw at the white sheets, nearly tearing the fabric. and not even your own sheets, or theo’s—your best friend ron’s sheets.

yes, you’re fully aware of how wrong it is—your boyfriend fucking you in your best friend’s bed—but the way theo’s cock drags along your sensitive walls as he relentlessly pounds into you from behind drowns out any sense of guilt, your mind completely clouded by sheer pleasure.

“yeah? you like that, tesoro? you like me fucking you in ron’s bed?” theo taunts with a mischievous smirk, his one hand aggressively grasping a handful of your hair, pulling your head back and arching your back in ways you didn’t know were possible, while his other hand roughly slaps your ass, leaving a stinging, red imprint on your soft skin.

you can only hum in response, desperately pushing your ass back against his brutal thrusts as you can feel him so deep inside of you, the intense pleasure fully overwhelming you and causing loud, sensual moans to uncontrollably slip from your lips. completely lost in the moment, you’re startled into a high-pitched squeal when the door suddenly swings open.

“oh, uh… what the— what the bloody hell is going on here?” poor ron stammers, completely frozen in the doorway, his cheeks bright red and his wide eyes glued to the scene in front of him�� your boyfriend theo shamelessly fucking you doggystyle on his bed. and to your biggest surprise, theo doesn’t even stop, with the smirk on his face only widening, almost as if… as if he wanted this to happen.

“sorry mate, but your bed is, uh… occupied, as you can see.” theo nonchalantly shrugs, quickly giving your ass a loud, firm slap, making you bury your face in ron’s pillow out of embarrassment as your cheeks heat up. thank merlin, ron thinks to himself— at least you won’t be able to see the embarrassingly obvious tent growing in his pants.

“right, well, uh— please, make the— uhm, bed before you leave… at least… please?”

“oh, don’t you worry. i’ll make her squirt all over your sheets to, you know, give you something to get off to later.”

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reminder: reblogs and comments are greatly appreciated and keep me motivated. ty! ♡

[marzipanandminutiae]

I hate how doing any kind of yarn craft basically means you can only produce plastic clothes or it's going to be 300$ in yarn minimum. Every yarn has some acrylic and the natural stuff is so wildly expensive. I would love to use 100% natural fibers but the options are limited

God, yeah. The price of natural-fiber materials is insane.

My average budget for like a full silk gown, trim and notions included, is around $200- and that's ONLY because I live near a discount fabric store that gets bolt-ends from big fashion houses and sells silk for like $10/yard. Wool is insane, for some reason- that place only has coating (heavyweight) and suiting (lighter but feels like plastic even though it's not), so making a dress or anything not outerwear from wool involves shopping online and some painful spending.

I just bought 6 yards of wool to make my Dream Dressing-Gown. It was $210 for JUST the wool- I still have to get lining fabric, possibly an embroidery machine pattern, embroidery thread (because my friend who's generously letting me use her machine only has polyester and rayon). Part of that was shipping from freaking Poland because finding a website that has non-stretch, dark green wool at any weight below "snow gear" in the States is nigh impossible.

(Or that actually discloses the weight in a meaningful way; that's another problem I've encountered. "Brushed wool!" Great, but how heavy is it? "It's wool!" Not helpful. It's like they can't fathom wanting to use wool for anything besides heavy outerwear. Which they probably can't, because that's all we're accustomed to seeing it as nowadays.)

Like I'm tempted to blame militant v*gans for the inaccessibility of silk and wool, but honestly, capitalism was probably just waiting for the excuse to turn all our clothes to crap. I doubt there's been enough outcry about them to push those fabrics out of reach, the way there has been for fur and leather (to clarify: pro-treating animals humanely, anti-plastic clothing, not opposed to the use of aforesaid materials if those animals are properly cared-for and humanely killed).

At least you can still find cotton and some linen things in stores- for now. They're still more expensive, though, and limited in what weaves are often seen. Cotton velvet, for example? Forget it.

It's so disturbing and frustrating.

[retquits]

Would you draw Valen again (in her autumn clothes please ? She deserves more attention 😥❤️

a wip 🤲✨

[tojisun]

arf arf arf OMGGG neeeed more hockey camgirl au HII

just a slip lil smut thing :3

teehee hockey player simon x camgirl reader still fucks hard ur so real and mmm totally not projecting but

simon got your tits printed out and stuffed in his wallet <3

it’s not even a full nude, that’s the thing.

you’re in a sheer top that simon’s bought for you, ordered from whatever site that their media intern forwarded to the group chat after giggling it up with garrick. the material is too thin to even be a decent cover, but the catch wasn’t that it turned out to be a sensual type of apparel when you wore it, but that it was customizable.

so simon got it with his number; the logo of specgru taut around the rotund and soft pudge of your tits, with his number spanning your whole back. and of course he had to get a polaroid picture of your body (or two).

he had to have a physical copy to get him by when he has to fly for the away-games.

(sure, he is still subscribed to your page, and he still watches your streams, but it’s… different now. it’s changed and charged, because now you’re his.

his to love. to spoil. to fuck.

that number you’re always wearing, just one of many jerseys you have, is just a testament of your claiming.

and when you’re in your stream, stuffed with toys, simon knows that it’s not only to entice your audience but it is to keep you full as you wait for him. that your expansive collection is just a poor replacement because simon’s given you the best taste already, and no amount of toys can recreate that mind-numbing euphoria he fucks into you.

all of these, you told simon as you hiccuped and begged for him to fill you to the brim; to reach depths you could never imagine feeling. you moaned out your confession on his lips as you breathed him in, and simon had been so touched. so enamoured by your shaky promise because he’s never even expected you to stop streaming, never even had that thought cross his mind, but the confession that simon ruined you for anything else made him melt.

simon’s always known that you would be different than the persona you show your audiences, but this was new. this was catastrophic, and simon’s left reeling; feeling like he’s entrenched in something bigger than he anticipated.

it made his wants grow teeth. made them vicious, possessive, and mean.)

simon keeps his wallet close to his being, never letting anyone even touch it because your picture is only for him to see. to love. to worship.

and god does simon worship.

—

sorta a cont

[majinbangus]

You know how dogs suddenly appear 3 inches away from you when you open the pantry/fridge???

Well... Dog Ghost 👀

perhaps you can manipulate that into a drabble of some sort

》 18+ i hope you don't mind i changed it a little from opening the pantry/fridge to turning on the shower -> more here

When Soap guaranteed that Ghost would stick by your side, he was not lying. Ghost is a damn velcro dog. He goes with you anywhere and everywhere. You don't spend much time apart aside from the space you are granted at home when there's hardly any actual guarding he needs to be doing, but even then he still finds ways to seek you out.

Like when you turn on the water for the shower. It doesn't matter where in your home he is, Ghost will always hear it and by the time you're done checking the warmth of the water, he'll be standing there when you turn around.

"You know you don't have to watch me every time I take a shower," You state, although you've stopped being surprised at his sudden appearance after the fifth time it happened. He even watched you and Soap have some special shower time once or twice.

He just wants to be near us, Soap had insisted, No harm in that, right? Right.

"You could do something else instead." You strip yourself of your dirty clothes, throwing them in Ghost's face. He lets all of them fall to the ground with a thud except for your panties, catching them in his hand and bringing them up to his face. He inhales deeply with a satisfied rumble before pocketing your underwear.

"That mean you're letting me get in the shower with you?" He smirks, unabashedly letting his eyes roam down your naked body.

"I don't shower with dogs." You smile back and step into the shower, closing the glass door in his face. "Besides, you'll get your bath tomorrow."

And you both know that means some special time with him.

[heesimp]

what type of porn would hyungline send in the gc? 😛

the hyperlinked words contains links to videos so beware of that before you click on it :)

• heeseung likes watching girls ride dildos especially if they look like they can keep up their stamina. loves watching asses bounce. loves doggystyle povs and videos of girls getting cum all over their face too. he’s a sucker when they lick their cum stained lips.

• jay loves a good anal video. doesn’t matter if it’s rough or not he loooooves watching cocks ram into a tiny ass. probably loves squirting videos and is a big fan of thighjobs, especially if the girl has thick thighs and suffocates a big cock.

• jake would send videos of girls fingering themselves or choking on big cocks. I think he loves getting off to videos of girls deep throating and girls enjoying giving blowjobs. would vocalize how much he wishes he could be the guy in the video and loves it when the other guys get turned on by it too.

• sunghoon would send anything having to do with size kink. his body goes fucking crazy and his arms are so big and muscular, so he loves knowing he can control other people. he’d get off seeing a huge cock plow into a small pussy and would love seeing big hands gripping ass. huuuuge fan of creampie videos and compilations.

[sunglassesmish]

i've been bingeing swat and i'm so annoyed by how much i like it because what do you Mean the most copaganda show i've seen in a long time is the one to have people regularly bringing up (and taking seriously) issues re: police, community relations, and racism, bi characters calling themselves bi and her queer relationships being known to straight coworkers and talked about the same as any of theirs, a canon poly relationship where the only concerns about it are people briefly worrying about their friend's potential future heartache, and an episode about Pride and homophobia. on the extreme copaganda show. like, hello 9-1-1 ?? are you watching this ???

they are not.

[shanastoryteller]

Happy Halloween 🎃, more First disciple WWX, please.

a continuation of 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14

Wei Wuxian is being vexing.

"It's called flirting," Nie Huaisang says.

"Why is he here?" Lan Wangji asks. They're in his brother's rooms. It should be safe from irritating disciples.

He'd come here specifically to both avoid Wei Wuxian and to complain about him. He hadn't expected an audience of two.

Xichen innocently blinks at him in a way that Uncle still falls for, but Lan Wangji knew better to trust by the time he was six. "I would not want Mingjue to think I'd been discourteous to his brother."

"You are not taking this seriously," he says. "He is up to something!"

"Yeah," Nie Huaisang says. "He's interested in getting up in your - mmf!"

Nie Huaisang glares, crossing his arms and putting his nose in the air.

Lan Wangji would have considered that a blessing a minute ago, but now he looks at his serenely smiling brother and wishes he hadn't used the silencing spell on Nie Huaisang. He wants to know how that sentence was going to end.

[n0heart]

Well, show us the other one, maybe we are lucky and it stays.

[frownyalfred]

There has never been a character meant to be a mother more than Bruce.

Get 👏 that 👏 man 👏 pregnant 👏

I saw a post (or an article? trying to remember) which laughed a bit at superbat fans because we’re one of the only ships that took “weird alien biology” in one character and decided that character should NOT be the one getting surprise pregnant, for some reason. Like the groundwork is all there — different biology, alien species, etc — but everyone was like nope. Let Bruce the 100% human do it. We’ll figure it out.

[devotion-disorder]

Yuri is a moose in my eyes. Scary but I want to pat so badly it hurts. Why must moose wish for my blood :(

he doesn't want your blood!! ok maybe a little he just want pets!!!

[tonycries]

Ranking JJK men from who has the most intense breeding kink to the least intense?

NONNIE YOU READ MY MIND- so from most can't-let-you-leave-without-making-sure breeding kinks to lesser can-let-you-leave-but-will-whine-about-it:

Choso - one glance. That's it - one glance at you being all soft with his younger brothers and Choso is DRAGGING you to the nearest bedroom 🤭 he can't even stop breeding you ☹ he doesn't want to stop ☹

Nanami - never really knew he had a breeding kink until YOU brought it up and OH. GIRL...rip. Breaks the bed every other week but he's so loving and gentle (during the aftercare, at least) that you don't even mind - he says you two need a bigger bed for future kids that wanna snuggle, anyway.

Gojo - tries to hide it oh he tries to hide it - but it always slips through the cracks when Gojo is just enough overstimmed and PHEW looks like y'all will be repopulating the Gojo clan 😭

Sukuna - he has....two....TWO and you think that Sukuna will NOT be using them for it's intended purpose 🤨 Nah, but fr tho another one that didn't realize he had a breeding kink until you let the word "heir" slip out of your mouth and...oh...

Toji - Megs will be getting a lil' sibling soon...that is all.

Geto - possibly had a breeding kink but doesn't exactly WANT another kid to add to his two daughters, just yet. But it's just SO fun to fill you up and watch you struggle to take more, more, more.

[cranberrymoons]

I am a FIRM believer in the buddie friends to finances pipeline, the red hot second those two figure out that they're in love with each other, they are speed running courtship. Eddie kisses buck for the first time and buck pulls away to say he wants a summer wedding. They are engaged in the first twenty four hours of their relationship and I know this in my SOUL

actually i am going to yes-and this to say that not only friends to fiancés but they are also going to skip the crucial step of actually getting together before either or both of them start to think or even talk about a wedding. bobby and Athena are going to renew their vows with a big church wedding and buck is going to be assigned to plan and he’s going to be sitting on the couch with eddie while eddie watches the lakers game and buck scrolls through fabric swatches for tablecloths on his laptop. and he’s going to say “i don’t understand why they even want tablecloths, wouldn’t it be so much nicer to pay the same amount and just have nice-looking wood tables? it would look more modern” and eddie will say “well i mean they Are kind of old fashioned a little, maybe they just like the look of the tablecloths. just because we don’t want them doesn’t mean they don’t.” and buck is like hmmmm true and i guess we’ll be planning for the summer and this is winter, so i guess it’s a different vibe :)

[btbonescanon]

I can't wait for whatever speech eddie has prepared for the big moment because now for sure buck will be even more scared that people only want him for now, not forever, because he felt good and yet it happened again :/ casual but not serious, first not last...

eddie “there’s no one else in this world i trust with my son more than you” “because evan you think you’re expendable but you’re wrong” “you don’t have to be anything for anybody” “you can have my back any day” diaz is going to say the most romantic shit to buck before their first kiss and he’s going to kill him. and us. we’re also going to die.

[yaoimanpussy]

Your mother probably thinks you are a burden to the world and you should kill yourself and you know that

Sardine haul !!!!