#//sacrilege.

[moonraging]

eats an entire mooncake like an apple.

[xmo-rmon]

“Inseminary”

or “Lockpick to the Priesthood” or “Come Unto Me” or “Pearl Necklace of Great Price” or “Faith is Like a Little Seed”

Authentic stolen holy text, Near Clear silicone, gold pigment.

I went to the mormon church’s website, looked up their views on homosexuality, noted the scriptures they referenced, ripped them by hand out of the bible and book of mormon I stole from their chapel, and then mixed them into a silicone dildo of my own design like confetti. A dildo which will of course be used for homosexual purposes (with non-lubricated condoms and water based lube, for safety).

I’ve wanted to try dildo making for literally over a decade. I don’t have any fancy equipment like a 3D printer or a vacuum chamber, I made the sculpt by hand, and I fucked up a lot along the way, but all that being said I’m proud of what I was able to accomplish and I learned a lot. I put in more gold than I meant to, but honestly, it was meant to represent scripture’s gilded edges, and as it turned out, it looks really beautiful or quite filthy depending on the lighting, which feels entirely appropriate for scripture.

It was hard to read all of those verses. But as I tore them up I bathed them in the intention to take words that were meant to inflict queer pain wherever they go, and say “Actually, I pull those words out when I want some queer pleasure.” Build joy where they want you to have it the least.

Read about/donate to the Timpanogos tribe, for whom brigham young sent out an “extermination order”

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[stinglesswasp]

Homesick 🇬🇧 (pt. 2/2)

[mendely]

catholic priest running late to mass with the sacramental bread in his mouth

[comet-soda-lite]

There are many things to be said about the new Minecraft movie trailer. None of them are good

[texaschainsawmascara]

‘IN LOVING MEMORY OF MY SUGAR DADDY’

NAMILIA SS24

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

[ozzgin]

What would it be like if the harem yokai took a fem!reader's virginity?

TW: fornication talk, shameless doodle under the cut

Anon, I should be cuffing you and sending you straight to the horny cell. Five whips for each yokai.

Anyways, if you want to get into that kind of talk: what did you have in mind? All six at once? How each one goes for it?

I can already give you one certain scenario: all 6 at once or just Suma and you’ll be leaving in a wheelchair. Is this what you desire? Death by snu snu?

In terms of aftermath, Sakaki does have the power to heal, so you'd most likely be fine. Sekiya is also very cautious and careful, making sure you're alright every 5 minutes. Kiritsubo is similarly caring, but he's clumsy, greedy, and second in size after Suma, so it might take some attempts to get it right. Murasaki, as you might expect, is responsible and well-prepared. He'll know how to deal with everything and guide you through it. Now, I do tend to mock Yuugiri for being a sly horndog, but I think he'd actually be one of the better fits for a clueless Reader. He's, uh, skilled in his trade and genuinely attentive when he wants to.

Overall I'd say the boys are extra careful with their fragile human, at least until you get used to it. Especially if it's your first time.

Lastly, is this you?

[pandadrake]

Horses. I really like that other movie that Hobie's voice actor was in.

IDK why I ended up putting so much effort into the rendering this was just supposed to be a shitpost.

Hobie's pose is heavily referenced from a shot from the movie Nope (2022). The background texture is also from the same frame.

Miguel is cast as the stressed-out, half-Latino, tech guy with an angel name who watches camera feeds all day and bitches about his life to people he just met.

[gentrigger]

Friend was talking to her student about our upcoming ttrpg game where we were going to do a murder mystery. The student, who was used to playing D&D asked how she planned to soft railroad us into contributing to the mystery instead of going off and doing something else and she had a hard time understanding that we all got together and agreed upon the social contract of "we want to do a murder mystery and will abide by the fictional and in-character limitations of the scenario"

[husbandyke]

conversation hearts — sacrilege edition <3

[swollenbabyfat]

Sacrilege Girlfriends in shiro & kuro lolita fashion

[sanjipussyindulgence]

It is Sunday morning. I go to my local church dressed like a preacher. The actual preacher is late because I slashed his tires the night before.

No one recognizes me but I walk with so much confidence that no one stops me as I go to the pulpit. I clear my throat and begin the sermon.

“Jesus x Judas counts as doomed yuri.”

I am raptured before they have a chance to respond.

[arlerts-angel]

note: idk. been gone for ~5 days and wrote this with my pussy 👍 everybody give it up for me

warnings: dark content. 18+! mdni. dubcon (coercion). sacrilege/blasphemy. fem reader. unprotected sex ("accidental" creampie).

s.....soaking with church boy armin.

"mmm... don't worry – it's okay...i-it's okay!" he coos, wiping a tear from your cheek while slowly pushing himself into your sweet and sticky cunt. "it's okay because i'm not gonna move."

you squeeze your thighs together and armin inhales sharply, jerking back in a half-assed attempt to keep himself from cumming inside you.

"ngh...just a little bit... i-i need to move a little – just a little okay?" he asks, but doesn't wait for your answer before he slowly pushes and pulls his cock in and out of you.

you feel so good he could cry.

the sound of his skin slapping yours, the sloshing of your soaked cunt, and your breathy whining and moaning removes all reasoning within him.

"i can't stop," he breathes, "can't stop 'm sorry.... you're so...feels so...g...i can't... oh god... 'm sorry fuck i'm gonna cum i'm sorry 'm so sorry i'm cumming 'm cumming..!" he babbles, impaired by the orgasm and the feeling of dumping his load inside you.

god, it never felt so good to sin.

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[simple-seranade]

in honor of easter, @apollothetransboy and i present the hit new life series season:

Jesus Life

(as made by a christian and a catholic. guys it’s fine)

Mechanics include!

• two lives. you get one respawn, but you must wait three in game days to use it- or for extra challenge mode, three sessions

• the only food you can eat is bread. to gain the golden apple effect, you must drink a potion of wine. if you find fish, you can infinitely dupe them and eat them, but there are only two on the whole server! good luck

• new weapon: nail gun

• new server member: fWhip. like whips. he has admin and can smite players for half their health whenever he wants

• instead of a boogeyman, every session a judas is chosen. this judas must betray a member of their alliance. if they succeed, they get 30 iron ingots. if they fail, fwhip smites them

• the alliances are named after different sects of christianity/catholicism

skizz dies first, because rule of three. dies three days in, respawns in three days, dies three days later. angel boy is the first victim of Jesus Life.

cleo gets third place because she’s used to coming back. yknow. zombie. martyn gets fourth because she punches him off a cliff. Three seasons later! three continues to shine

joel wins by getting judas and betraying rendog. this is because that man keeps making organized religion in servers i think he can win Jesus Life. this is added to by the fact that apparently rendog is Jesus Christ so it would be judas betraying Jesus. thank you for coming to my TED Talk