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odo has this playing on loop in his office at all times

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women r my favorite guy

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Idc enough to do anything with this information but “ties” by years and years is for SURE a garashir song

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wooo quodo on the PODIUM!!!! 🥉📢🔥💯 #brozne medal

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crossover no one asked for bc my bf said "odo would make a good figure skater" and this was my immediate response

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Okay so originally I was just gonna post about how I need this king to drop the eye shadow pallet

But now I’m getting lost the in ds9 2010s makeup influencer au sauce so

Quark is one of those makeup YouTubers who’s CONSTANTLY getting cancelled for scamming their audiences and like. selling lipstick with lead in it, he does at least one apology video a year (crying and groveling) and then unlists it a month later and acts like nothing happened

Jadzia has like 7 million subscribers and everyone loves her, she’ll make tweets after some huge community meltdown like “wow, I can’t believe there’s so much drama and toxicity in the makeup community 😔” like she isn’t 1. actively stirring up the drama behind the scenes and 2. collabing with quark, the most toxic bitch there (she thinks he’s funny)

Worf posted one fitness vlog in 2013 and it went viral bc 1. He’s hot and 2. He was EXCRUCIATINGLY awkward on camera to the point where people found it hysterical, jadzia saw it and slid into his dms, they got together and now he pops up in some of her videos occasionally

Kira only made a channel after jadzia talked her into it, now she posts shit like “top eyeliner looks for beating gul dukat in a wendys parking lot”, “arrested again (storytime)” or “RUN FROM QUARK’S!!!”, the latest of many callout videos about him, she’s permabanned from Twitter for telling politicians to kill themselves

Odo is good friends with Kira and films/edits for her, he’s known as “the hmph guy” because he never appears on camera, but you can hear him going “hmph!” during the callout videos whenever she mentions something heinous quark’s done, he’s constantly getting banned from quarks subreddit for making long ass posts detailing all his shady business practices and whenever quark tweets, odo just replies with his ip address (usually from a sock puppet account. Bc he keeps getting banned.)

Bashir’s makeup looks are mid but he’s a pretty twink with a British accent so he has a huge following anyway, though he’s still mostly known for being a jadzia reply guy and having WILD sexual chemistry with his roommate garak

Garak has zero social media presence (as far as anyone knows) but pops up now and then to make cryptic remarks in bashirs videos, whenever bashir livestreams, the chat is mostly people going “wheres garak???” and when he shows up everyone goes wild and starts spamming 🦎 emojis bc bashir says that’s how garak responds to all his texts

Everything obrien knows about makeup or makeup drama, he learned against his will. From bashir. Molly’s upset he doesn’t let her watch makeup videos but its for her own good

Sisko is terminally offline but occasionally catches part of a video over Jake’s shoulder and is like “WHAT are you watching???“ “just makeup tutorials” “then why does the title say ‘diss track?’” “Quarks popping off on the haters dad, what’s not to understand?”

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for the record i choose to believe quodo baby is a changeling but anything it changes into still has fuckass ferengi ears

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jadzia cracking that egg like

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i like how the picture i used for o'brien on the ds9 one unintentionally wound up looking like he's staring up in dismay at the sheer number of cunts he has to share the station with

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This is supposed to be a kiraodo fic with curzodo haunting the narrative but the main pairing might actually be jadzia x getting sloppy drunk

(Here’s chapter 1 of the fic btw)

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Your English teacher and your podracing teacher are getting married 🧨

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Just saw a post about how nobody ships sisko with the rest of the ds9 polycule, couldn’t be me. He has that weird ass thing going on with jadzia and you think he HASNT tapped that??? You think him and Kira weren’t having hate sex in the turbolift early on???You think he’s never fucked bashir within an inch of his life? Well you’d be right on that one, but not from lack of trying on the part of julian “daddy issues” bashir

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i love kira and her boyfriend and her girlfriend

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just found out t swizzle is engaged

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The real reason garak got exiled was for doing drag under the name Gulp DuCock

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my first thought upon seeing that post