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Little good things in big bad times
#my art#art#sketch#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise leo#rottmnt leo#rise donnie#rottmnt donnie#disaster twins#rise disaster twins#disaster uncles#?#leo's a 100% dad in my head#but i think he really stepped up to this role only after cassandra's death#you can be a resistance leader but you're still a dad first#the twins are around 25 here#casey jones#casey jones jr#casey jones junior#rottmnt bad future#rottmnt bad timeline#bad future timeline#donnie: i don't like children no thank you they are loud and gross and... and...#donnie looking at lil casey for the first time: ...i will commit literal war crimes for you
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: Gabriel should have lived and become Jack's favorite uncle
#let me tell you i see a universe where jack literally becomes gabriels favorite person in the whole world#and jack finds everything he was hoping to find in lucifer in gabriel#sam dean and cas are all dad#gabriel is uncle#technically all the other angels are aunts and uncles but they suck so he wins by default#supernatural#gabriel spn#jack kline#uncle gabe
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Being not only the eldest daughter but also the eldest cousin on my mom’s side is such a difficult role but someone has to take it
#On my dad’s side I’m a baby like im def one of the youngest ones#On my mom’s side I’m still considered a child to both of my uncles and they literally group me w my baby cousins which is INSANE????#On my dad’s side both of my female cousins are already married and most of my male cousins r older than me#I think the youngest one is like 20 and he’s tied w my sister#And I’m 22 which makes me second youngest#This is a really pointless post I just miss Baghdad and I’m reminiscing ab my dad’s side now
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Do you think sizhuis one flex post canon is that wen ning is his uncle and his uncle alone and is in no way related to jin ling and so he's the only one allowed to call him uncle
#lan sizhui#jin ling#wen ning#lan yuan#wen yuan#cql#chen qing ling#the untamed#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#bc even his dads are realted to jin ling#wwx is jin lings uncle and his uncle again by marriage thru lwj lxc and jgy#lwj is jin lings uncle thru the 3zun brotherhood and again bc he married jyls brother#like sizhui cannot get away from the overwhelming fact that jin ling is related to literally everyone he knows#and so now jin ling cannot touch wen ning okay wen ning is *sizhuis* uncle no one elses!
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sorry i literally just got on and already..
i know it’s just a glitch but this made it seem like he called danse dad
#shaun you literally have a stepdad named deacon come on#and also like a dozen aunts and uncles.#but danse. danse is the one you accidentally call dad. in my canon he hasn’t even been here long#admittedly there are some visual similarities between nate and danse. and danse/BoS just reminded bunny of nate and his friends so#maybe not terribly far off.
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I miss u baby John 😌
#loook attt himn#hes so small and hasnt even started going on an evil rampage on his school#hes literally like new school new me (bcs trauma)#his biggest priority in life is rhe chocolate cake#not his dad being murdered‚ findng out his mun has been experimented on‚ losing/gaining his powers multiple times‚ moving in with his uncle#unordinary#unordinary john doe#john doe#webtoon#unordinary reread
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I think it's so funny when Christian flat out reject the concept of being intersex like oh so me and about 2% of the population aren't real but you expect me to believe homeboy's gonna come back after (holy) ghosting us for over 2000 years?
#I plan on coming out to my dad as trans this weekend#And thought about the time I explained what intersex is to my uncle#and how he flat out refused to except it as a real thing#which is fuckin wild#male and female should be used as adjectives not nouns#cause there's so many factors that contribute to biological sex that it'd be easier to say every person is their own sex#but yea i'm medically considered intersex cause of my flavor of PCOS#and other issues#it's just so wild cause you'd think that would be a great 'miracle' for them to brag about#'Look at science say there's female and male but Jesus says in Galatians there is no male and female because we are all one in Christ.'#Like the opportunity was literally right there#oh well#florida gov ronald desantis if ur reading this you know what would be so fuckin funny for you to say right now?#also I'll be back on the book soon I've been Working. got 38.5 hours the past 2 weeks tho let's gooo (limit is 40 as a pt student)#[pt working and full time student not pt student]#bro fundie christians' obsession with sex/genitalia in general is fuckin wild#ex christian#religious trauma
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When people treat Mihawk as Perona's "adoptive goth father" when that's literally and canonically Moria
#Moon posting#OP Meta#Yeah yeah I get it Mihawk's hot but Moria didn't literally adopt Perona when she was a kid for you to erase him!!#Justice for my beloved Goth Onion!!!#You know I should switch my profile picture to Moria for October in honor of Halloween and his confirmed survival#I may be a Crocodile Simp now but that's 80% because of wild fan theories that could be debunked any chapter now#Croc may have the POTENTIAL to steal the Number 1 as Fave Character spot but he also could fall right back out of my Top 20 entirely#Worst case scenario Moria gets kicked out of the Number 2 spot into Number 3 (if Croc takes Number 1 from Corazon)#Point is that please for the love of god Perona has ONE Goth Dad and it isn't Mihawk c'mon guys#Mihawk can be the weird uncle instead and that is objectively more fitting for him anyways#Mihawk is not a father he is not a dilf he is just A Weird Loner Uncle and that's fantastic
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i know the whole drama of it has been milked out of the situation already but the gaang not knowing fucking Anything about zuko is so fascinating and funny to think about really like he seriously was just some guy to them. who hated them for a reason they didn't quite understand other than he was a cartoon villain. and threw firecrackers at their feet like a neighbourhood bully. i also think from this there's the potential funniest and maybe saddest misunderstanding ever based on just how little they know about him at all + with some combination of misheard/unheard lines and some handwaving on the gaang's tendency to take things at face value and if all else fails a proclivity to assume anything strange was Weird Royal Stuff or undercover identities which could lead to a conversation something like ↓
"my father is evil and i want to help you stop him" "what" "what" "what do you mean your father is evil i thought he was, like... comparatively nice" "WHAT" "SORRY wow i guess we didn't realise i mean i DID have some misgivings at first and all but he was at least seemingly nice to us when we met him and–" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MET HIM" "well toph met him in the woods that one time which i still am not totally clear on–" "WHAT" "but i mean he's always just like kind've around isn't he right" "NO" "you can't just say NO he's literally always following you around. we thought it was kind of sweet actually and he SEEMED concerned for you" "sokka you KNOW i don't understand metaphors" "wh– I'M SPEAKING CLEARLY. he was PHYSICALLY FOLLOWING YOU AROUND" "I WOULD KNOW IF THAT WAS HAPPENING. and you would all be DEAD" "okay well that's kind of insulting no offense to your dad but i feel like i could probably kick him over and his bones would just shatter" "WHY" "BECAUSE HE'S OLD" "HE'S 42" "FORTY– well. he does not keep it tight i guess in that case" "you're literally sick" ("sokka stop being mean to zuko he's probably already upset that we have to fight his father now") "what do you mean NOW. you've had to fight him this WHOLE TIME" "what" "my father is the FIRELORD" "WHAT" "WHAT" "NO. YOUR DAD IS THAT OLD GUY WITH THE BEARD" and then zuko would start like genuinely ugly crying and they wouldn't know what to do
#🐾#like they just think iroh is some random prince and zuko is his son which means well he can also be a prince#tbey find out iroh is actually the firelords brother and that's a whole other round of shouting#i'm imagining like how the european royal families have like 272927292 cousins they just think he's 75th in line for the throne not#what... first -> banished -> first again -> literal firelord#☆#this would be a world where zuko just doesn't constantly say Uncle which is a charming trait to me but would obviously be confusing#but maybe they'd think hr was some strange bastard son or something like when ur paternal uncle turns out to be ur dad
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For a party where literally half the group has been adopted by a Werewolf Therapist, these kids are REMARKABLY mentally ill.
#fantasy high spoilers#junior year spoilers#fantasy high junior year#fantasy high#dimension 20#dim 20#adaine fantasy high#riz fantasy high#fabian fantasy high#fig fantasy high#gorgug fantasy high#kristen fantasy high#like y’all LIVE with Jawbone#oh wait#jawbone o'shaughnessey#HES YOUR ADOPTED DAD#OR ALSO YOUR EX GIRLFRIENDS UNCLE#And he is cannonically great#literally go talk to him#kristen dont keep yolanda’s death inside#wnd gorgug express your angers healithly#Riz gukgak#i know you will never go to see Jawbone my boy#i dont even need to list out why you need to#i think riz has a list of things he nerds to go yo therapy for lmao
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more sk8. I think the cindereki stuff is extremely stupid but I am not immune to trying to conceptualize a princess gown in any setting
#sk8 the infinity#kyan reki#hasegawa langa#renga#if ur wondering yes the first gown I uh. pulled? from the brothers grimm version's idea#which I do prefer to the perrault/disney version. specifically bc there's no fairy#there are three balls happening on three consecutive nights and each night cinderella gets a gown and accessories from a tree#growing on her mom's grave#(the version I grew up with (translated to vietnamese) actually wrote it to be her dad's grave instead I literally dont know why)#and the wording is like. ''rain gold and silver on me'' or something like that? which is why all of the dangly bits in that design#(dont worry about the rest of the brothers grimms version. thats not important. dont think about it its not in the room with us)#also in this post: future!renga bc of fucking course. who do you think I am. who do you think I am#I see a character I love I immediately try to imagine a good future for them it is Simply my ways#ft. the lethal combo of being three kinds of queer + adhd + a teen#may just be bc I myself don't go to college lol. but I can't really imagine reki going to college. he'd get apprenticeship somewhere#like immediately. on sight. some uncle in nago would snatch him up a sentence in#I waffle on langa but him just getting out of the biggest shock of his life + severe depression would Not let go of his loved ones#so tbh I can't imagine him leaving okinawa either. at least right after high school#langa has the advantage of not giving a single shit about ''his potentials'' so he'll be chasing life's pleasures for a hot second thank you#also I believe in reki speaking at least passable conversational english thank you. he's trans and gay in asia#he's just also the kind of guy who has to think for a hot second to remember which way the written number 3 faces#''nailed the logic just plugged the wrong number in several times'' kind of guy#while langa's the ''doesn't understand the fundamental concept of puzzles'' kind of guy#man. this is like having two homunculi implanted in my brain. welcome boys come join leon pokemon#talk to each others while I do my job ok? thank you#that said. the comm queue should be finished up soon#(funny thing to say about three comms I know. but I will say it anyway)#and I'll take a few days break to unclench my brain and then get back into it#every day I learn new things about the dip pen. its great#okay. nap now tho. anything else can wait
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Had to make this asap. I present to you, TVs kin list (characters he related to) he definitely wanted the bad guys to win in every single movie he saw as a kid. I'll make one for Gino and 15 soon
(TV originally created by @ominus-potato)
#smg4 fanchild#PuzzlerevivalAu#Mr puzzles could've been here too#if only he wasn't literally his dad#Idk no one really wants to relate to their dads#wait smg3 could also be here but that guy is his distant uncle or something#since his other dad is Mario and mario would have 4 and 3 as the godfathers for his kids
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don't know why, but arne introducing himself and shaking all cooks' hands is so precious to me
#it's literally common decency and manners i know#but i find him wholesome so far#he's not dad level yet but he can be our fun bald uncle#liverpool fc#lfc#premier league#football#arne slot
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You guys don’t know how much yearning for Baghdad takes up of my mental real estate
#I have so many videos saved of last year’s trip#Me and my cousin laughing and joking w my dad while getting ready#The fact that multiple men asked my dad for my hand in marriage (lmao)#Me calling my mom every night to make fun of my “suitors”#All the gorgeous restaurants#Forcing my dad to rate every dress I tried on whenever he took me somewhere#Being catcalled by guys was an unpleasant experience but it was still fun to laugh ab it w my mom#Me having a MASSIVE crush on a family friend#That one time my dad said all the dresses I brought were too short so he bought me a dress that#Went down to literally my ankles#But the family friend was gonna be there so I showed it to my mom and she was like#“You’d wear that??? The queen of mini skirts????” And then she IMMEDIATELY clocked me and was like#Ur behaving strangely. U must have a crush. Who is it.#The hot fuckin summer nights that I spent sitting outside w my cousin on the big swing in the garden#The capital when it was drenched in sunset#When my aunt’s husband took me to the University of Baghdad and I got to literally play act being a student there#Which was a profound experience bc it’s the university my mom went to#Sneaking into the library even though u needed a student pass for that (:#Shadowing my uncle in his laboratory#My first ever nishan !!!#No weddings sadly but I got to see the buildup to the wedding so#And I think getting to call the shots and fly solo from the states to Amman and then to Baghdad was sick as hell#My mom never let me fly abroad by myself before and now im probably gonna be going solo all the time#Help I need to go back#Bro I wish I could drop everything#But before I go to Baghdad I’ll probably have to go to Belgium first for my uncle#SO many stops before I get to where I rly wanna be#I never explicitly told my dad im not religious but I think he already knows im full of sin. Memories..#Omg and my bibi’s delicious food
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Willy choose Scary because Sparrow could’ve taken the secret to his grave, and he would have actually had to take care of normal for a period of time. Scary’s in trouble and she needed my help, well she can handle it cause she has so much power that I gave her. Normal’s in trouble,why didn’t you save me? If you are so strong then you should have just saved us it would have made it go by faster. After a period of time normal would have the backbone of a chocolate eclair, but that’s too much work
Normal is also desperate for friends, Scary hypothetically cut of her old friends (girls soccer team), refuses to make new relationships (the majority of the story prior to going to earth. Scary is already isolating herself. Normal puts in the effort to not be isolated. The only people Willy needed to sever a connection to was the other PCs and Scary’s parents. Normal was actively trying to make friends, was he failing? Yes, but he was trying. That’s is too much work for Willy.
In general it’s one of the reasons why I think Willy is a great antagonist, he refuses to do certain things. Faking affection for normal would have taken to long and have been to hard. Scary didn’t need fake affection she needed to feel like she was independent and alone. However, normal has been shown to be a bit crazy about certain things, and I fully believe that if Willy was able to suck it up and go for normal shit would have hit the fan.
Normal also seems to base his active will you be my dad on people he perceived as good dads (Terry and Grant).
But then again I may also just be wildly misreading everything. Genuinely want to know some of you guy’s opinions. I’ve seen people talk about how far gone normal would be if Willy chose him, but not a lot of people say how much more effort it may have taken (maybe Willy said that’s why he didn’t. And I just forgot.)
#dungeons and daddies#dndaddies#dndads#normal oak#sparrow oak#sparrow oak garcia#willy stampler#scary marlowe#terry marlowe#terry stampler#veronica marlowe#also Willy technically gave the dads their strongest ally#by sending Glenn to court he literally gave them a connection to demon royalty#because his uncle wanted to fuck Glenn grandpa?#because he saw Glenn butthole?#because he knew Glenn would get him with a deez nuts joke?#because Bill was gonna betray him?#idk
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my family bonding activity of the night is this djokovic vs popyrin match
#its me my grandpa my dad and my uncle all around the tv watching and commenting thos#this*#ITS SO MUCH FUN#my grandpa is super fan of aryna and he is like WHEN DOES IT START he is so funny#us open#us open 2024#my mom (nole's biggest fan) just arrived and she is literally screaming at the tv its so funny guys#USO24#alexei popyrin#novak djokovic
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