#since it “clearly runs in the family” and they got SO FKN QUIET

[ismyteadoneyet]

bro getting myself an audhd assessment for the sole reason of making the rest of my family realize that THE HAVE IT THEMSELVES is getting more and more tempting by the fkn day I SWEAR TO GOD

[kusagrasskusa]

Kuai Liang and Child Reader, X Innocent Reader Headcannons - "POV: You're desprate for a plot"

My ideas are running short and these are short hesdcannons. Their also terrible so

Yeah, I knew I had to put down something before the deadline on my WIP List, but I wasn't sure what. Sooo child reader then innocent reader it is.

BASICALLY THERE'S 2 PARTS TO THIS STORY. The first part is CHILD READER, the second is INNOCENT READER. Please don't be confused later on lol

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Okay, most importantly, Y/N is a very quiet child. Straight faced, silent, half of her face is covered by a scarf so no one knows if she's happy or sad, all that. Soft voice that's never used much. It took a few days before Y/N adapted to her new life with Kuai Liang and a few days longer before she actually talked. Clearly, bebe was in a lot of pain

No one really knows how Y/N got there. The child was only 5 years old, wrapped in plenty of layers of cloth to keep her warm. It seems that overnight, she just appeared at the Lin Kuei and Grandmaster Liang kinda just excepted it.

She's quiet, cuddly, and fucking adorable. Like, beyond comprehension adorable. Maybe it was that innocence that made Kuai not question where she came from right away and just let her in. After all, in this time, anyone could be a spy or villainous character.

Y/N would just sit and watch the people in the clan fight while she ate ice flavored snow cones. She stared with great admiration and awe, but got nervous easily whenever she asked if she liked it by her caretaker, the Grandmaster.

Kuai didn't have a big father figure but his memories with his big brother was sufficient enough to teach him how to raise a little girl. He knew how how play and talk to her without being too serious or too childish. However, the problem is, he wasn't sure how to talk to a girl he knows nothing about. She just appeared on his doorstep one day wrapped in a giant scarf and such, nothing else. And she was too nervous to talk a lot.

Red flags, hmm? The good thing is that the Lin Kuei was very protected so Y/N would have have chance if she really was a spy. But they all doubted it. She grew very popular among the Lin Kuei members and saw them as older brothers almost. As days past and she grew to know them, she saw them as a family.

Kuei was one of those "parents" that messed up a lot when he was talking. He knew how to talk to her age group, but that doesn't mean he does it. He would usually say something she didn't understand, causing her to giggle and stop listening to him for a moment. Or if he spoke to childishly, she'd grow bored. If he ever tried to use words she frequently used that aren't popular in the Lin Kuei on the slightest, she'd burst out laughing. After all, when some wise dude tries to fit in with a 5 year old, it can be complicated.

As Grandmaster, Kuai spends a lot of time managing and making schedules for the people. Y/N would usually sit besides him silently, playing with a stuffed toy she brought from whatever her origin place was. Actually, this is where Y/N spoke for for first time. They were sitting together, and Y/N sneezed so Kuai said, "bless you." Y/N thanked him, making him jump. "YoU cAn sPeAk!??-"

Honestly, lots of hugs are shared by this wise and serious man and you

When you talk to him, he gets so happy. He doesn't show it, but he lives hearing your sweet voice. He knows your in pain from being forced to leave your home for whatever reason. Talking is a great sign of battling that sadness too!

When he finally got you to him all the time, he felt so proud of himself. He never got married or had kids so this child was his biggest accomplishment in his eyes.

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Kuai loves to be with you. Your adorable outfits, sweet voice, pure mindset, humble actions, everything.

Y/N is a girl who grew up in the clan, but was kept hidden most her life by her parents. Maybe because they didn't want a kid and didn't want to acknowledge her, maybe because they had lost a child and wanted wanted keep her safe, or whatever. But whatever the reason, it kept her from knowing the dangers of the world

Fear doesn't make sense to her. Kuai loves Y/N's ability to cheer him up when he's nervous or scared simply simply stating something like, "if today is the worst day of your life then that's good. That means every other day is gonna be better!"

Kuai loves to bring you those cliche lovey dovy things to make you feel special. Roses, chocolates, ice shaped like animals, etc.

Y/N loves to make him things in return. But with all her time inside the house growing up, she's never been good at practicing her ice combat. But her food and music skills are fkn amazing.

Y/N refuses to acknowledge the amount of murder that happens in the clan. Every since she stared seeing Kuai, the clan seemed much less violent for her sake.

Cuddles. Every night.

Goodnight. Every night.

I love yous. Every few hours

[tomhardydotorg]

I first saw Woodstock running across a turnpike we were turning onto late one dark night in Peachtree Georgia Atlanta. Whilst we were shooting Lawless. He was a stray. 11 weeks old. Oh No we thought. Quickly Go get that dog not even sure it was a dog. Actually.  We stopped the car. It was pitch black literally. I used my phone to light the road in case a car came round the turnpike and couldn't see me. And malletted me. And I tried to cover some ground but he was fast.  I watched this thing Running towards the highway in the pitch black making good speed towards the cars and lorries and I remember seeing what were its floppy ears bouncing towards the traffic. That dogs had it I thought. I couldn't make out how big it was what breed it was? Nothing  just those two ears flapping away above a frantic bundle. Hurtling away from us towards impending doom that was for certain. Whatever it was had no road sense and was tearing away. I panicked a little because I couldn't help it had no name to shout and now it was close to the freeway. I put my fingers to my mouth and I whistled. Loud as I could. The whistle pierced the black. And It stopped the dog dead in its tracks. Then it turned and set eyes on me in one swift movement the ears about faced and the dog decided to run straight at me in the darkness all flashes of teeth and snarling And shrieking. Fuck this I thought that's not a fkn dog. What am I doing. It ran straight at me and hit me around the legs I couldn't see but I could hear the distress and I reached down thinking I'm going to get bitten. It was so noisy shrieking. I snatched out expecting to feel teeth and grabbed a fist full of soft neck fur lifted what was actually an incredibly light weight up to my face and shone my phone at it. It was a very small bundle literally sagging from its neck fur with two big brown eyes staring straight into mine. Terrified and utterly quiet. When I got back to the car and sat in my seat he lay on my shoulder and fell asleep. And snored clearly he'd been through a lot. And now the ordeal was seemingly over enough for him to relax. Jessica asked me was he a girl or a boy. Its a boy I said. How do you know. Erm... I can feel his Woodstock. great !!! let's call him Woodstock!!! And so it was. He was covered in dogshit. Now so was I. And we rode and We took him straight to the pet store to clean him up and buy him well things.., lots of things things dogs need and we walked the aisles the three of us letting him Choose toys and his lead and his collar. I'll Never forget that night. It was wonderful. One minute he was almost dead next terrified. Then picked up by strangers then after He had a power nap in the car, the next he's walking with his bandy leg John Wayne strut under the strip lighted aisles of this massive pet store happy and playful. He wore a red bandana that night and from then on and drank religiously from the toilet throughout the night despite having a few bowls of water in the apartment he was every inch a survivor.  He wasnt house broken it didn't matter we were outdoors mostly and He ate through trailer doors and made many friends and Pnut had him on the lead off set and He became our onset dog  I will always be eternally grateful to Georgia. It gave me the greatest of joys of being a dog owner  And the bestest of friends after Max had passed Woody arrived He was 11 weeks old approx. The first morning we had him. He ate a turd and we chased him to drop it but he gobbled it down because he must have thought we wanted to eat it. So he ate it as fast as he could. We just wanted him to eat some real food. He now had plenty. But there was a survivor in him. That was clear he had had to eat what he could and from then on it was clear he had food issues. But he would never go hungry again. His nickname was Yamaduki. Because he literally yammed down a duki. So Woodstock Yamaduki was his full name. Woody Thomas later Woody two shoes and Wu for short. Woody came back to the Uk after Jess's parents kindly looked after him to avoid quarantine they house trained him. He had my tshirt from Warrior. I picked him up from them in California when I shot Dark Knight and thanked them. He hadn't forgotten me and despite the tireless efforts and hard work that Jessica's Mum and husband had put into Woody he heard my whistle again and turned and ran at me and didn't look back. I felt for them but secretly I was very happy that my friend and I were reconnected.  We all had a picnic we jumped into a lake Woody too and then it was clear Woody couldn't swim and I hauled his ass out of the lake. Dragging him out the shit a second time cemented a pattern. I have hauled him out of rivers and ponds on many occasion since that day such was his love to chase ducks. Especially the Thames. his rabies titer had cleared he spent a week in quarantine and he became a Londoner. He was an Angel. And he was my best friend. We went through so much together. Charlotte worked tirelessly with him to get him through a rough case of separation anxiety. He loved her like his Mum. And when she was pregnant he gaurded her fiercely. He has been on many sets. Met many crews. Photo shoots premieres made many many friends he was #73 most influential animal in TIME magazine. He beat JAWS. Something we all thought was brilliant. He's been in peaky blinders. Legend everyone who met him loved him. He didn't have a bad bone in his body. All he knew was love. I don't normally speak out about family and friends but this is an unusual circumstance. Woody affected so many people in his own right so with great respect to his autonomy and as a familiar friendly face to many of you, it is with great great sadness a heavy heart that I inform you that after a very hard and short 6 month battle with an aggressive polymyostisis Woody passed away, two days ago. He was only Age 6. He was Far too young to leave us and We at home are devastated by his loss I am ultimately grateful for his loyal companionship and love and it is of some great comfort that he is no longer suffering. Above all I am completely gutted. the world for me was a better place with him in it and by my side. To the bestest friend ever. To me and to a family who loved him beyond words and whom he loved without doubt more than I have ever known. Woody was the bestest of journey companions we ever could dream of having. Our souls intertwined forever. A friend told me He was special bro, a shining example of man's best friend. He burnt very very bright and, those that burn very bright sometimes burn half as long. Thankyou Woody for choosing to find us. We will love you and be with you and you with us forever. Never ever ever forgotten. Your Boy tom xxx I love you beyond words. To the moon and back again and again to Infinity and beyond. Run with Max now and the Angels. I will see you when I get there. With all of me I love you. Always Thankyou for Your love beautiful boy.

[sgtcarrasco69]

Poster's Note: It is with great sadness and immeasurable heartbreak that i post this video and message from Tom https://youtu.be/-buMRduwOU4 I first saw Woodstock running across a turnpike we were turning onto late one dark night in Peachtree Georgia Atlanta. Whilst we were shooting Lawless. He was a stray. 11 weeks old. Oh No we thought. Quickly Go get that dog not even sure it was a dog. Actually. We stopped the car. It was pitch black literally. I used my phone to light the road in case a car came round the turnpike and couldn't see me. And malletted me. And I tried to cover some ground but he was fast. I watched this thing Running towards the highway in the pitch black making good speed towards the cars and lorries and I remember seeing what were its floppy ears bouncing towards the traffic. That dogs had it I thought. I couldn't make out how big it was what breed it was? Nothing just those two ears flapping away above a frantic bundle. Hurtling away from us towards impending doom that was for certain. Whatever it was had no road sense and was tearing away. I panicked a little because I couldn't help it had no name to shout and now it was close to the freeway. I put my fingers to my mouth and I whistled. Loud as I could. The whistle pierced the black. And It stopped the dog dead in its tracks. Then it turned and set eyes on me in one swift movement the ears about faced and the dog decided to run straight at me in the darkness all flashes of teeth and snarling And shrieking. Fuck this I thought that's not a fkn dog. What am I doing. It ran straight at me and hit me around the legs I couldn't see but I could hear the distress and I reached down thinking I'm going to get bitten. It was so noisy shrieking. I snatched out expecting to feel teeth and grabbed a fist full of soft neck fur lifted what was actually an incredibly light weight up to my face and shone my phone at it. It was a very small bundle literally sagging from its neck fur with two big brown eyes staring straight into mine. Terrified and utterly quiet. When I got back to the car and sat in my seat he lay on my shoulder and fell asleep. And snored clearly he'd been through a lot. And now the ordeal was seemingly over enough for him to relax. Jessica asked me was he a girl or a boy. Its a boy I said. How do you know. Erm... I can feel his Woodstock. great !!! let's call him Woodstock!!! And so it was. He was covered in dogshit. Now so was I. And we rode and We took him straight to the pet store to clean him up and buy him well things.., lots of things things dogs need and we walked the aisles the three of us letting him Choose toys and his lead and his collar. I'll Never forget that night. It was wonderful. One minute he was almost dead next terrified. Then picked up by strangers then after He had a power nap in the car, the next he's walking with his bandy leg John Wayne strut under the strip lighted aisles of this massive pet store happy and playful. He wore a red bandana that night and from then on and drank religiously from the toilet throughout the night despite having a few bowls of water in the apartment he was every inch a survivor. He wasnt house broken it didn't matter we were outdoors mostly and He ate through trailer doors and made many friends and Pnut had him on the lead off set and He became our onset dog I will always be eternally grateful to Georgia. It gave me the greatest of joys of being a dog owner And the bestest of friends after Max had passed Woody arrived He was 11 weeks old approx. The first morning we had him. He ate a turd and we chased him to drop it but he gobbled it down because he must have thought we wanted to eat it. So he ate it as fast as he could. We just wanted him to eat some real food. He now had plenty. But there was a survivor in him. That was clear he had had to eat what he could and from then on it was clear he had food issues. But he would never go hungry again. His nickname was Yamaduki. Because he literally yammed down a duki. So Woodstock Yamaduki was his full name. Woody Thomas later Woody two shoes and Wu for short. Woody came back to the Uk after Jess's parents kindly looked after him to avoid quarantine they house trained him. He had my tshirt from Warrior. I picked him up from them in California when I shot Dark Knight and thanked them. He hadn't forgotten me and despite the tireless efforts and hard work that Jessica's Mum and husband had put into Woody he heard my whistle again and turned and ran at me and didn't look back. I felt for them but secretly I was very happy that my friend and I were reconnected. We all had a picnic we jumped into a lake Woody too and then it was clear Woody couldn't swim and I hauled his ass out of the lake. Dragging him out the shit a second time cemented a pattern. I have hauled him out of rivers and ponds on many occasion since that day such was his love to chase ducks. Especially the Thames. his rabies titer had cleared he spent a week in quarantine and he became a Londoner. He was an Angel. And he was my best friend. We went through so much together. Charlotte worked tirelessly with him to get him through a rough case of separation anxiety. He loved her like his Mum. And when she was pregnant he gaurded her fiercely. He has been on many sets. Met many crews. Photo shoots premieres made many many friends he was #73 most influential animal in TIME magazine. He beat JAWS. Something we all thought was brilliant. He's been in peaky blinders. Legend everyone who met him loved him. He didn't have a bad bone in his body. All he knew was love. I don't normally speak out about family and friends but this is an unusual circumstance. Woody affected so many people in his own right so with great respect to his autonomy and as a familiar friendly face to many of you, it is with great great sadness a heavy heart that I inform you that after a very hard and short 6 month battle with an aggressive polymyostisis Woody passed away, two days ago. He was only Age 6. He was Far too young to leave us and We at home are devastated by his loss I am ultimately grateful for his loyal companionship and love and it is of some great comfort that he is no longer suffering. Above all I am completely gutted. the world for me was a better place with him in it and by my side. To the bestest friend ever. To me and to a family who loved him beyond words and whom he loved without doubt more than I have ever known. Woody was the bestest of journey companions we ever could dream of having. Our souls intertwined forever. A friend told me He was special bro, a shining example of man's best friend. He burnt very very bright and, those that burn very bright sometimes burn half as long. Thankyou Woody for choosing to find us. We will love you and be with you and you with us forever. Never ever ever forgotten. Your Boy tom xxx I love you beyond words. To the moon and back again and again to Infinity and beyond. Run with Max now and the Angels. I will see you when I get there. With all of me I love you. Always Thankyou for Your love beautiful boy.