#//fight the bb

[blockbourne]

@timid-plumber

Ah. Transit had likely hatched from an actual egg, but had been placed in a power block to be unleashed again at a later date as if he were no more than a useful item. At least, that's was Luigi's theory. The look Transit gave him only helped solidify the idea in his mind. "Bowser is a very bad koopa," Luigi explained. "He exploits others for his own gain. He wants to take things that don't belong to him with force, and he'll do that any way he can. Including capturing your kind and putting them into power blocks."

Once Transit settled down next to him, Luigi put a hand on the yoshi's head. Jeez the poor thing was sad now. That wouldn't do at all. "No. It's not your fault that the mark is there. You've had it since you were a baby. I just hope that Bowser didn't do anything else to you and the others that hurt you or could hurt you in the future. But... I guess if he had, Gadd would've found out, right?" Maybe. If he were a smart man, and wasn't working for Bowser himself. But then- what human in their right mind would, unless forced to do so? "Maybe one of Princess Peach's scientists or doctors can make sure you're ok. And maybe they can do something about that mark on your flank too."

With his chin in the dirt, Transit's jaw quivers slightly, his glassy eyes rolled up to regard his company with a mix of confusion and self-doubt. The weight from his back, though placed aside for his camping venture, suddenly felt like it was back on him and pushing him further into the ground than he'd like. "Brrrshhrswr...awahah- yrsh." [-but...packages-...going Bowser? Is name on address.] And 'evil' or not, his drive to complete his worth-proving task is more important than what is possibly a bad situation to wander into.

With a frown, the yoshi, sat up, though his haunches remained curled up under him. The mark...this 'Bowser', and 'blocks... were they at all connected like Luigi claimed? He shakes his head, confused and snout pursed. "Yrshi-yrshi-! Awawahah. Aowh!" [Can't be sure why was in block for start. Why am investigating-...] He assures the other, expression softening in mild defeat. He'd been on his investigation for a while now with hardly anything to show for it except a map with marked areas and blank areas yet to investigate. To see if those yoshi Gadd said disappeared from the fossil record really were stuck in the power blocks. Why that is...he'd have to investigate later. After he found proof of it all being real, of course.

"Hrrh? Yawsh?" [Don't know why mark there...but can't be bad after so long, right?] It's not like he'd combusted from a youngling to now, so he's skeptical on even probing the matter. There were far more important things at stake-...and he expresses so with scooting his shoulder pack around until the satchel itself laid over the mark, masking it from view. "Yrsha, yosh-yosh, iiiishii." [Camp here for strength back. Tomorrow need take supplies to Darklands. You stay?]

[rhythmmortis]

kh1 is the best kh game because it lets you go Creature Mode

[arcadebroke]

[moriaarts]

Omega and Echo reunion at the rebel base c:

Saw ppl freaking out that Echo isn’t with the bad batch at the end but i offer you this: Echo is a workaholic and was absolutely the only reason Hunter let Omega go off on her own to rebel.

Echo: Thought I told you to stop growing, tooka.

Omega: As soon as you stop gettin’ old, ruug’jag (old man)

[spindle-girl]

Crazy to me that Armsmaster built specific counters to a group of 5 teenagers in less than a month during which the city was being bombed by an entirely different group of villains and has two more worse groups as well. Priorities man

[kevinarthur64]

ДаркСталкерс

[frostbeees]

12/8 PHI vs. UTA Postgame: Jamie Drysdale

[bonefall]

SONG TOO COOL. DRENCHING the blorbo, making him WET and PATHETIC.

There is only one song which could be his theme.

[phons0]

Makai!! - Season 2 cast

Continuation of this post!

It’s Darkstalkers/Vampire Savior lineup reimagined as a silly animated comedy, including some extra guests characters! Enjoy!

[ironized]

Capcom Fighting Collection artwork by Chisato Mita

[nortmare]

[rhythmmortis]

GET SPUN, IDIOT

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I'm not really a lawyer or lawyer adjacent so I don't always get what's going on when things happen in court with famous idiots, but I really enjoy reading your breakdowns of them. So please feel free to gush about your IRL Blorbo as much as you want! It's entertaining and (for me) educational. 🍿

Bruh he's just such a good lawyer, though, oh my God.

Also his wife is an environmental law attorney (basically a prosecutor against companies that flout environmental regulations), he has a garden intentionally designed to feel like Skyrim (including dragon skulls and a Viking shield just lying around), and owns two geckos and a "big chungus of a lizard."

But seriously, the dude is so good at what he does. And I don't think he's even 40 yet? But like, holy Jesus, the guy has such a fantastic understanding of the rules of evidence, he's got a fucking mental rolodex of citations to the rules of professional conduct that he can just pull out on the fly, apparently, and he does it all while also, like, subtly trolling?

Like, okay, the bit in the Perry Mason Moment where he asks Jones if he knows what perjury is? And he says it in this tone of voice that makes it seem like he's concerned about Jones possibly perjuring himself and is just trying to make sure Jones is aware of his options before lying on the stand?

I am 100% certain that that's actually a reference to when Dan Bidondi, Jone's "field reporter" who participated in the harassment of the families and is also incredibly racist, harassed one of the town officials by repeatedly yelling "do you know what perjury is?" and that he was "going to jail, criminal."

And the reason I think that is because he did something similar on the first day of trial:

That bit where he's like "will you talk to me?" The one part of the trial that wasn't filmed was jury selection, and apparently Reynal asked every single potential juror "will you talk to me?" before he asked any other questions. (I think it was supposed to build rapport? But apparently it came off as very odd) He's not actually asking Reynal "will you talk to me?" as a legitimate question, he's just making a reference to what had happened the day before, which is why Reynal flips him off.

Also his written motions are always hilarious to read. Even before I knew who he was, one of my coworkers at my old job (who got me in to Knowledge Fight) would show me his filings and they were always so wonderfully sarcastic. Seriously, look at this:

BECAUSE. HE DOES NOT. POSSESS. THE POWERS. OF PROPHECY. I AM CRYING.

anyway yeah i'm totally normal about him shhhhhh

[bberetd]

I tried drawing Daisy with my left hand

I wanted to see something

Um

💀

[lastnightstoryart]

My piece for the amazing Darkstalkers fanzine. This is the first time I have ever participated in a project like this, and I'm very grateful for the opportunity.

Happy Halloween and happy Darkstalkers day from Joh- BB Hood!🎃

The link for the full fanzine is here: https://nicbolt.itch.io/darkstalkers-tribute-zine-2024

[fereldanwench]

don't let me go

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