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there's no way this hasn't been done yet but come on, she is the epitome of this tweet
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my wife: who was that problematic author, the one who did enderman's game? uhhhh... orville redenbacher?
me: can I post that
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Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.
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LESS movies about the lgbtq experience MORE movies about people who just happen to be lgbtq. is it really that hard to understand
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Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs
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Desert Golden Mole, “Night on Earth” Episode 1, via Amp
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Lesser mouse-deer Tragulus kanchil
Observed by mwbirdco, CC BY-NC
#zrayak called me over and was like LOOK AT THIS WEIRD BUG#and he finds bugs cute and I don’t so I was nervous#but then THIS
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why is this mangione official court sketch kind of giving tumblr fandom check my carrd before interacting
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thought it was a one-off thing, but i've now seen multiple pictures and videos of red-bellied woodpeckers touching other birds with their tongue at bird feeders. why are they suck little freaks?
#why are the other birds so stoic#epitome of the 'i'm not touching you' kid and the 'if i ignore them they'll stop being annoying' kid
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#also like. okay. the number of people who are emotionally fulfilled by cleaning bathrooms or picking up trash is probably small#or at least less than needed for the job. like we need more people to clean bathrooms than just those that like it#but I think more people would be willing to work those jobs if they got paid enough to stay alive#instead of it being a job of last resort because it’s that or starving
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