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You think “oh it would be useful to learn how to identify my thrifted yarn and clothing” and before you know it you’ve been recruited by fiber witches giving out their spells willy nilly, again
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otherwise interesting post ruined by the bold insistence that you can never accidentally abuse someone & that all abusive people are self-aware evil masterminds
#i don't think ANYONE does anything for a reason they themselves think is bad or wrong or nonsensical#very few people wake up in the morning rubbing their hands together like a fruit fly while they plot evil for the day#they're doing it because it makes sense to them in the moment even if it doesn't make sense to anyone else#& usually making sense means something like 'i was already mad & they pushed me over the edge' or 'but i really AM afraid she's cheating'
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Both Selfish; you each lose 2 points
You Selfish, prev Cooperative; You gain 2 points
You Cooperative, prev Selfish; You lose 1 point, prev gains 1 point
Both Cooperative; You Each gain 1 points
(ps make sure to say what you voted)
Making this post long so you have to scroll to see prev's tags.
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What’s up late night folks? Here’s an eerie shot I took down a pitch black road in the middle of the night
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Point Defiance Zoo just announced that their Malaysian tapir Yuna gave birth to a calf on Sunday night 🎉
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“Don’t get into pointless arguments with jerks on the Internet” –the rabbis
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authors!!
quick question...
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So this was a pre-planned (and likely paid for by the Kremlin) show: to invite Zelenskyy, scold him like a kindergartener in front of the press, present him with an unreasonable "deal" - an ultimatum - knowing full well he will refuse it (as anyone in this position would). And then tell the world: "Look, our mighty Orange King could've ended this horrible war in a day, but this poorly-dressed, warmongering, ungrateful twat just doesn't want peace! It's not our fault, we did what we could!"
The show is so cheap, so transparent, yet still effective for so many brainless people.
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1) King Charles receives Zelensky in Sandringham.
It's a private residence.
There is no record of a foreign leader being received there for a private audience EVER.
2) President of the European Council, and former prime minister of Portugal António Costa, ALWAYS wears suit and tie in public.
Today, for the European leaders meeting in London, he wore a turtleneck.


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This is a wheel with 250 fandoms, people, topics, specific words, etc. Spin it once.
Whatever you landed on has completely disappeared from Tumblr. Any posts including or referencing it have vanished, and none will ever be made again. No one else notices its absence, and no one else will ever ask about it.
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Big day for deranged evangelical freaks
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turns out you can literally just go to an animal rescue and say "i would like to pet a cat please" and then they let you pet a cat
in other news I PET A CAT TODAY FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE LIKE 2012 AND SHE WAS SO CUTE.
(this is a huge deal to me because normally petting a cat AT BEST makes me sneeze a ton and my eyes swell up and at worst i break out in hives where i've touched it and have an asthma attack. BUT I HAVE REACHED MAINTENANCE DOSAGE FOR MY ALLERGY SHOTS AND SO WHEN I PET THIS CAT I DID NOT SO MUCH AS SNIFFLE.)
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For no reason, here is Art Spiegelman's 1991 graphic novel Maus, for free on the Internet Archive.
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