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splatoon-but-real · 4 months ago

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Hey it's me the real marina who isn't dj hyperfresh. I need you to veemo me $250 so I can make more music. pearl is here too ello its pearl

I am Dr. Ivo Roboctonik, the cousin of Octoling, Maria Roboctinik. She was first octoling in space when she made a secret flight to orbit 18 year ago. She was on a later Octarian spaceflight, to the secret Octarian military space station ARK 10 year ago. She was stranded there when the Great Zapfish was recovered. Her other Octarian crew members returned to earth but Maria place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional supply flights to keep her going since that time. She is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 10 year since she has been on the station, she has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost 15,000,000,000 Geso. This is held in a trust at the Octo Mountain Trust Association. If can obtain access we to this money, we can place a down payment with the Octarian Space Authorities for a return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost 3,000,000,000 Geso. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my I and colleagues are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we offering you 20 percent of transferred sum, while 10 percent set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between parties in the intercourse of the transaction. You will mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Kindly expedition of action as we are behind schedule to enable us downpayment. Please acknowledge receipt of this message via alternate email ([email protected])

Yours Sincerely

Ivo Roboctonik

#don't play this scam game with me. i'm FAR fucking better than you at this.#splatoon #//OOC: quick note - my headcanon is that while short-range space travel is known to be not only possible but probably easy #//nobody has bothered to go to space simply because nobody really wants to go through the effort. but there's still movies about it #//because space is still cool.#//satellites are definitely a thing though #//also also! based on an actual 419 scam about a nigerian astronaut “abacha tunde” and dr. bakare tunde

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tangramkey · 2 months ago

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i love my Basketbot Portal AU

#Basketball is Chell and Robot Flower is Glados #i think GB would be Cave Johnson and TB is prob just her assistant.. and Puffball would be the Turrets (because she sings so beautifully)!!#maybe Flower is Caroline?#The plot would change a bit too... this AU is more like a role insertion and not a complete perfect run of Portal/Portal 2 #Basketball would still be trapped by RF to do tests and she would try to get closer to Robot Flower and try to fix her #Basketball is really smart... i think she would admire Robot Flower's innovation and creativity even if shes Evil... they looove each other #they would totally fall in love and date in the end trust #in the end i think Basketball would try to code the personality spheres off of her #maybe each personality sphere could be a character... like Intelligence Core = Pin (cake) or Book (smart and knowledgeable)#Space Core = 8 Ball (in the sense that they both have a fixation on one thing... Space and 8 yknow?)#Morality Core = Teardrop..... or actually maybe Pie? shes apathetic and i think it would be cool #Curiosity Core = Liy or Pillow... in a sense? before her huge killing spree thing i think Pillow was the very curious and experimental type #im not completely sure for Wheatley... ill think on it #omg if you read all this thank you sm ive been thinking of this for literal months #btw please tag me if you make art #bfdi #portal #basketbot #basketball x robot flower #basketbot portal au #key rambling

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inspector-fox · 4 months ago

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I do age this month and I just keep getting sad because last birthday I held my friends captive and made them all watch star trek with me (themed dress up party + a playlist of episodes I curated and me shouting, "wait watch this, this is iconic" every 2 minutes) and nothing will ever top that.

#its worth noting none of my friends watch star trek. maybe one of them was familiar with certain characters #and they all still dressed up and my friend made sticker badges for everyone 😭#my partner bought star trek party decorations #it was so cool #and i felt so loved because everyone had to listen to me info dump about a show i love #star trek #tos #star trek the original series #star trek strange new worlds #star trek the next generation #tng #star trek tos #star trek tng #star trek deep space nine #deep space nine #deep space 9 #kirk #spock

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not-equippedforthis · 5 months ago

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why am i crying over space children. jake going against his father's orders just to teach nog how to read im bawling my eyes out. sisko being so proud of him at the end. oh my god.

#TEHRUSKGNAM #I CANT RNNN #also i think its very interesting that they contrast the preaching of community and acceptance in the space station w sisko's reluctance to #let jake hang out with nog #i understand in part why but i still think thats a really cool writing choice #it also shows that children dont have prejudice built into them and that its taught instead #jakes first instinct was to try and make friends with nog #i love it here #THEYRE SOO CUTTEEEEEEE #not equipped for rambling #star trek ds9 #ds9 #deep space nine #also i adore how a lot of the show centers around siskos fatherhood to help portray those family and connection themes #its great #star trek #AND SISKO BEING SO PROUD #BECAUSE LIKE #OH YM VSOGKSLG #the ultimate show of acceptance and community #overcoming small internal biases etc etc #oh ymgofkgms #ic skgbmsg

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redrobin-detective · 11 months ago

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Which Danny Phantom episode had the Coolest idea but the Worst execution

#danny phantom #like we all know DP as a concept was So cool and so underutilized #but what eps boil your blood because of HOW WASTED the idea was #for me its a srs toss up btw memory blank and masters of all time #MB could have been a great exploration of what if showing that dannys powers did have meaning and helped people #not to mention him taking control of the narrative and choosing himself to get his powers #butttt masters of all time could have been such an interesting exploration of why vlad is how he is the nature of being a halfa #and how both vlad/jack and fundamentally different people #(See my idea where halfa jack and maddie still marry and danny is born with his powers and vlad is a vengeful human hunter out to get them)#phans plz put in the tags why certain episodes destroy your souls!#Also sorry if I didnt include your worstie #I had only 12 spaces so I picked the 12 most egregious examples imo

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tswwwit · 7 months ago

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When bill sees thru an eye does he switch from one to another like channels or can he see thru all of them at once and pick on which one he wants to focus on?

He can see through multiple eyes at once, though probably not ALL of his eyes at once. There's simply too many around to spread himself that thin! And of the ones he's currently using, he'll only pick a few to really focus on.

#answers #Imagine a massive wall of screens all showing different views #With Bill chilling in a recliner watching the shows #Probably only a few dozen to a couple hundred are 'active' at any time #Any more than that and it's just cluttered #His intellect is huge and his available working memory and attention are vaster than a human's #But a guy can only juggle so much before he starts dropping all the balls #There's probably a bunch that he's 'seeing' through that he's simply not paying attention to #Still nice to have them in the periphery in case something cool DOES happen and catches his eye #Like a gristly murder or some hot gossip #And there's a bunch of 'channels' that simply haven't been flipped to in ages #Not much to see in the the deep void of space or buried under the earth or at the bottom of the more boring part of the ocean #In the Cult incarnation Bill somehow missed all the ones in Dipper's cult #Whether that's because of magical reasons or simple obliviousness? The world shall have to guess for now

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bsptourist · 7 months ago

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gm_hub_mall

created by MKA0207, Mr.ROFLMAN

#garry's mod #gmod #source engine #half life 2 #other #hearted #SUPER cool map on par with a GMT Lobby 2/Playstation Home kinda space #really cool condo designs. looked like there was one modern swanky room and one that was more like. rp_downtown apartment style #my favorite part is the little hideaways/secret tunnels that don't really go anywhere substantial but they're special because you're just #somewhere you're not 'supposed to be' which was one of my absolute favorite things in GMT #everyone who played a ton knew about those spaces and they weren't anything that crazy but it was cool to little wannabe-rulebreaker me #apparently the creators were running a server for this map a la GMT but it's been down for a bit #i've spent plenty of time in GMT and Tower to know just hanging out in the plaza is not my thing anymore but i'm sure demand is still there

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wannabe-minion-of-chaos · 19 days ago

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For a stick of truth au, consider

Craig/Feldspar being the one to have stolen the stick and brought back Clyde from being banished from space and time in the first place

(also I'm elaborating in tags again)

#its funny whenever there's an au that takes what they all say literally because yeah what does being banished from space and time even MEAN #i assume its a sort of limbo i guess?#like to him it would've felt like he was there for years or even DECADES #yet at the same time it felt like he wasn't there at all (in reality it was like a day or so possibly longer)#yeah probably longer #but still Feldspar hearing they banished his best friend and stealing the stick to bring him back #poor guys definitely traumatized from that #then they fuck off to create their own kingdom together with the stick #does this count as cryde? idk #platonic cryde #cryde #clyde donovan #craig tucker #south park #the stick of truth #stick of truth #tsot #feldspar the thief #lord of darkness clyde #also i like to imagine that since clyde uses the stick for dark magic (necromancy) it corrupts him but mainly so he gets a cool design #idk ive been tempted to make an au centered around sot villains even though there's only like three #like one of those dnd campaigns where you play as the bad guy

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blueberry-blast · 6 months ago

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The piece I made for the anniversary collab going on in the fr discussion forum! Spent way too long on this just for it to be a compressed pixel-y blob in the final piece, plus I like how they turned out

#my art #monosart #flight rising #flightrising #frfanart #fr fanart #fr fan art #fr coatl #nova #my silly little space deity nova <3 <3 <3 they're curious about what all the mortals are doing in the water #was originally gonna use octavio because. avatar dragon. but im glad i went with nova. silly little deity watching the mortals being silly #but man i was supposed to be working on pride stuff for my sappholopods!! not dragons!!#but i saw the thread and got hit with enough motivation to work on this for like. 7+ hours???#tbf i was working on my phone so it took longer than it might've on a computer but still-#anyways the thread is so chaotic but so cool. coming together to draw our funny little dragons. i love you fr community never change <3

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adriartts · 2 months ago

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goretober day 6: Transformation

this mermaid concept is not mine!!! it is cool as hell and comes from my homeboy @ch1ck3n-t03s

#original #mermaids #goretober #crisisgoretober2024 #RAUHGHHH. THIS MERMAID CONCEPT IS SO FUCKING COOL DO YOU EVEN GET IT. DO YOU EVEN GET IT #IM ALWAYS FOREVER THINKING ABOUT THIS. COOLEST FUCKING MERMAID CONCEPT IVE EVER SEEN IN MY GODDAMN LIFE #they have CULTURE because they ARE people and they have to live once transformed and they have to live with each other #but everyone who is a mermaid was once human and they are linked by this horrifying painful often deadly process #which strips them of their agency and takes from them everything they knew up to and including their own bodies #if they breathe through the fish gills do their lungs fill with water? do they drown as they are taken by the fish #the fish are not intelligent but the humans ARE. once they merge they both change irreversibly and the mermaid has no choice but to condemn #someone else to the same fate they fell to if they want to continue their species #AUCH. and it's right there in the space between biologically feasible and sci fi 'no fucking way' that scratches my brain #like yeah dude. show me mermaid parasitism on a huge scale. show me massive symbiosis in which the two fuse together to form one individual #im thinkin this one is maybe a few weeks after the chomp. the scars are fresh but the fish has started the fusing #it doesn't need the eye anymore and so it's started to reabsorb. the mouth is fusing to the human body #the human legs are mostly dissolved but i imagine the bones are still intact which is why u can kind of see the knee through the eel #and it bends more drastically at the hip because the pelvis hasn't been digested yet. the fish's teeth have dissolved #the fins are still backwards in regards to how large a dorsal vs ventral fin should be because the fish is backward on the human part #it's so fucking cool dude. i love fucked up mermaids #i dont even care about my mermaids cause i aint never doing anything as cool as these bitches. what the fuck. mermaid parasitism. fuck yes #im late for the prompt once more but who care. im doing my thang. peacesign peacesign peacesign

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bitchfitch · 2 months ago

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I've started playing Potion Permit, and so far it's one of my favorite games I've messed around with, but the most big brained move the devs made was giving you a dog on day 1, and then making that dog able to track NPCs and lead you directly to them no matter where they are in the town.