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Hey, you OK?

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hi! yes! alive! i've been really busy for the past few months! finals and other responsibilities followed by Recovery Mode have been keeping me shackled.

i'm not sure how responsive the eucie brainworm is atm though. not sure if i'll make a proper return, but i live.

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...i almost forgot about this blog, but

hey! i'm alive. sorry for making... probably one or two of you worry. have been out of the hospital for a while now, though i still feel a bit drained, as is usual for me sadly.

as much as i want to get the ball rolling with this blog again, it's... definitely difficult. may need another few weeks or w/e. maybe after christmas. february. depends.

in the meantime, here's a GOOD eucie drawing since i'm much better w/ pencil and paper than a drawing tablet somehow

hope to see y'all next year. merry splatmas and happy cephalopolidays!

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yeah i'm gonna be on medical hiatus for a bit. pretty sure i'll be fine but it's kind of... bad right now

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it's much worse than just a flu. i'll be fine i think but holy fuck. (it's not covid)

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it's much worse than just a flu. i'll be fine i think but holy fuck. (it's not covid)

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I'M FUCKING SICK AGAIN COD FUCKING DAMMIT

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so i'm being followed by corporate accounts now that's great that's totally not concerning.

remember, unions!

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alright, whew. much less sore now. i can actually go to work tomorrow. i'll post some things in the meantime

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Marie won the first final fest and then Callie went missing

Chaos won the second final fest and now the most popular place to hang out is chaotic mishmash of styles and cultures where the law barely applies

IF SQUIFF SOMEHOW STARTS TIME TRAVELING TO THE PAST I'M GONNA CUT A FISH

when this reefslider reaches 88.8 miles per hour you're gonna see some serious shit

...jokes aside, i overheard a few squids talking about taking a train to see some old historical sites near calamari county. if anything, i think some folks are gonna, like, check out some old towns and whatever, cultural heritage type shit i believe. i think it's cool, though i don't really have much with it myself.

my personal philosophy's more in the line of "you can forget where you come from, as long as you don't lose sight of where you're going". i do think old historical sites are interesting, though.

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Sorry about that, to be clear, Marina and I DO feed Smollusk. He's just squiffy because he got grounded from the internet for leaking classified government secrets and Marina's dev diary.

- Mc. Princess

...oh. that was real?!

y'know, i'm... not gonna question it. my houseplant curie has leaked some government secrets as well before she became my houseplant. i get the deal.

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Hewwo, my name is Smollusk. I a swimply a wittle guy, whose is qwuite hungwy, Pwearl and Mawina are mean nasty caretakers who don't feed me. May I pwease have some mints?

and we immediately get back into the mints. who even IS this. why are you talking in uwu speech. what do you MEAN pearl and marina are your caretakers

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Hey, you doing okay over there? Did you get lost in the Splatlands? Should I call a Ska-blamulence? (I still can't believe Yoko landed that advertising deal)

grand fest wrecked my body so i uh... took a few days off of everything. still feel a bit sore.

doing better now though. managed to watch a series i was putting off on watching. all's good.

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well.

i expected to get trounced by team present but... i'm sorry, team past won?! completely unexpected on my end, but congratulations nonetheless.

y'all did well out there. we all tried our best, even me with my... 30 loss streak.

here's to a bright... future? past? present? blegh, i have no clue what to say.

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how the fuck did you get a comma into your tags?????

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Yo. Agent 4 here, sorry about the Eggman rant last night but also holy SQUIFF thank you for posting those. Everyone just woke up and the chaos right now is AMAZING.

Cuttlefish is rambling on about secrecy despite the war being over.

Three is screaming into a pillow

Callie and Neo APPARENTLY didn't know Three liked Eight and they are losing their minds.

Marie did know so she's bullying Three

And Eight is so excited that Three likes them that they are RING SHOPPING ONLINE.

By the way, I don't give a carp about security since there's like no war and Octavio's pretty chill now. The cats basically put of the bag now anyway so ask away.

Also no there isn't Eight of us, Cuttlefish just decided that since Eight’s an Octoling their number is 8. (Yeah. I know. He's... working on it okay?)

1: wait. neo? three? which one's the captain and which one's the one with the horrible foams? i'm a little confused. i assume three's the captain since they're the one who said they liked eight (as captain 3) but- it's a little confusing.

2: believing the fact that the squid sisters secret service saved the world several times over was enough of a shock, but you're telling me that the same people who did that are absolute disaster lesbians(?) as well?? (that's both awesome and absolutely wild.)

3: that's. that's also eight from the memverse diaries, right? are pearl and marina somehow involved in this too? am i going insane or..?

4: NOT ONLY IS CAPTAIN CUTTLEFISH THE RACISM SEWER CRYPTID BUT HE'S INVOLVED IN ALL THIS???

i'm gonna need a moment. and a bag of mints. probably a good thing after coming down from that 25× losing streak.

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i should have accounted for that. dammit

been busy fighting for my LIFE in this splatfest. 25 loss streak. my arms are in pain. my chest is pounding future how are we fucking this up

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been busy fighting for my LIFE in this splatfest. 25 loss streak. my arms are in pain. my chest is pounding future how are we fucking this up

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I AM ALSO A LITTLE DRUNK FORGET I SAID ANYTHING ABOUT WANTING EIGHT TO BE MY WIFE DON'T POST ANY OF THESE MESSAGES AND I'LL GIVE YOU MONEY SHITSHITSHIT.

...er. rain check on playing sa2 again next weekend?