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I love the Leverage episodes where they're truly just psychologically tormenting a guy.
Like obviously they first establish that the guy is a terrible guy who does terrible guy things. And we really do need the terrible guy to be doing a lot of terrible guy things because this is kinda an ethical nightmare, but don't worry, they are reliably doing a lot of terrible guy things.
But then it is just like "hey, let's convince this guy that he's made first contact with aliens and also that aliens are trying to kill him" or "hey, let's make this guy believe he's contracted a deadly disease and is going to die in quarantine because medical staff are abandoning him" or "hey, let's first try to persuade this journalist that the government is secretly creating Guantanamo Bay 2: Underground Boogaloo in your backyards and when she doesn't run with that story, let's then make her think that oops the government accidentally leaked some kind of bioweapon into the waterways and now water is gonna kill you instead."
#leverage#kai rambles#the three days of the hunter job#the order 23 job#the first contact job#nate ford#sophie devereaux#eliot spencer#alec hardison#parker#parker leverage#i just finished watching the first contact job#and the guy is an awful guy who did a very similar thing to the guy theyre helping#but wow that guy did spend an entire night hiding under his desk terrified aliens were gonna kill him#also just thought that even though this show is quite old at least one of my mutuals is currently watching to so#leverage spoilers
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inspired by @limplegsakimbo
#if u somehow havent been following along this madness already you should go check it out#cant stop thinking about him at his desk tumblring#striders sit normal challange(impossible)#the pose is inspired both by how ive been drawing dave sitting#and simmonsized has described him sitting lika a gargoyle a few times and now i can never imagine anything else#i also sat like this pretty the entire time.....#dave strider#bro strider#homestuck#limplegsakimbo#my art#lil cal
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What I love about Spy x Family's recent chapters concerning Martha and Henry—two secondary characters with little direct connection to the plot as we've known it—is that Endo's taking the opportunity to once again hammer home what the story's actual stakes are. The idea of potential conflict between Ostania and Westalis isn't just window dressing for a wacky wholesome badass family gimmick—the previous wars are real events that various characters lived through, and all of them are in some way affected by it and have good reasons to want to avoid another one. This is primarily an action-adventure/slice-of-life manga with a lot of sendups to spy movies and pop culture of the 60s, but I think those things hold much more weight with the thematic underpinning of the horrors of war and the ruin it leaves behind.
#spy x family#sxf meta#obviously we have twilight's origin story/yor and yuri's parents/the experiments on anya and bond#but there's also sylvia's loss of her family and franky's history and martha's trauma and millie's resentment of fathers who came back#it fucked up the desmonds too just in different ways—donovan being Like That is why melinda demetrius and damian have suffered#and the decisions made by people like donovan from behind a desk are catastrophic for people like twilight and franky in the trenches#endo consistently engages with the implications of his setting in really interesting ways#and using a fictionalized post-war central europe is a VERY resonant choice given the history behind the current geopolitical climate
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I'm a normal person until I remember how Dick perched his chin on Bruce's arm.
Year One: Batman/Scarecrow #1
#he's so baby 🥺#and it just hits so much harder bc bruce calls him ''kiddo'' in this series#plus then dick tucks himself under bruce's arm so he can talk to the lady at the desk#and also his cape is sooo teeny tiny#he makes me so 🥺🥺🥺#Bruce Wayne#Dick Grayson
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sibling bonding moment!
#oughhhhh#kind of mashed together the book scene and cql scene for this. also somehow invented a whole new dseign for yllz wwx#EVEN THOUGJ HIS NENDEROID IS RIGHT THERE ON MY DESK LOOKING AT ME???#yes wen chao is in the family guy death pose but his fingers are all bitten off so its mot as effective :/#yes at this point his legs have been chewed off. HE CANT DEATH POSE WITHOUT THEM THOUGH#art#my art#comic#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#the grandmaster of diabolism#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#twin prides of yunmeng#lan wangji#wangxian#mdzs fanart#mdzs spoilers#wen zhuliu#wen chao#sunshot campaign#lmao#blood cw#hanging cw#violence cw
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I got a really tough question.
What’s your favorite Twst event of ALL TIME?
I like Harveston
this truly is the hardest question. :( but after much consideration, I think Endless Halloween Night wins out for me, because it's nonstop Characters Being Silly the whole way through. the whole thing is just lots of these little dorks having the most ridiculous interactions, which is always my favorite! and of course the big twist is SO delightfully stupid and doubles down SO hard that it becomes AMAZING and I 100% unironically adore it. AND it's Halloween! everyone is in their cute little costumes and having a spooky adventure! it's great!
however, I am ALSO a big fan of the Harveston event! how can I not be! everyone is wearing comfy winter outfits and getting along really weirdly well with Epel's grandma and he's getting a little worried about that! my terrible loud son sews a plush squirrel and then gives it a silly little nickname and refuses to leave it behind when it breaks! the ending shot with the sled! I LOVE IT.
obviously we need the best of both worlds now
#art#twisted wonderland#malleus in the background: RYUU } >:(#(this is an au where sebek wears his own halloween costume and isn't obsessively trying to match with malleus)#(unless malleus is also wearing a patchwork squirrel costume. hold on wait i should've drawn that instead)#my favorite is when people draw sebek's room and have risugurumi just hanging out on his desk or something#SHE GAVE HER LIFE FOR HIM#well she gave her leg or something anyway#it's been a while i forget#anyway endless halloween night also has my favorite cutscene#which is the five second long cutscene that is literally just floyd going OOH WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO and then a battle starts#thank you twst#i believe this is also when trey finds out that sebek's dad is a dentist and immediately makes it weird#while rook is just. dancing around and singing opera in the background.#'did...did he hit his head when we fell through the mirror?' 'no he's just like that'#i have to stop or i'm going to end up recounting the entire event#(sorry this took so long!) (i have been back in Deadline Hell)#(i didn't mean to actually answer this on halloween but it kind of worked out! HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEN)
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Black T-Shirt + Sling | requested by Anonymous
#*gnawing on him*#Rick Grimes#*#rg#The Ones Who Live#*runs hand down his arm like it's a staircase bannister*#H A N D S#why do you get hands that are big and manly AND deft and elegant#that sounds like a crime#tbh#F O R E A R M S#yes biceps obv but forearms don't get the attention they deserve#also his arm hair but i'm not gonna be that weird right now#v e i n s#tag yourself i am under the desk#investing in those kneeling pads people who garden a lot use
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RE2 lethan AU where leon finds ethan hiding under a desk in the racoon police station
#ethan winters#leon kennedy#resident evil#rebhfun#resident evil fanart#resident evil 2#lethan#i cant decide if loen finds him hiding in a bathroom stall#or under a desk#they r both funny#he baricades himself under the desk with computers lol#leons finds him on accident and shoots him in the wrist on reflex#sorry ethan has to get at least a minimum of 2 hand injuries a game#this also applies to made up AUs#camera shy photographer is also funny#'haha say cheese leoonn'#'haha ok ur turn'#and ethan shatters his camera on the floor#'oops haha looks like we cant take anymore photos'
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i don't draw ship art often,,, but even I'm not immune to office desk smooching aesthetics
and i already had this whole room designed so
#bazz#bazzlink#bazz botw#botw#totk#he's wearing his fancy captain getup hence the scarf and additional armor bits#but yeah i dont have that much to say about it i just wanted to draw some desk action and those two fit the bill#also twitter went bonkers for this one i think its now officially my most popular piece there (on that account at least)#and it got me like 100 new follows#just one shippy art#its nuts#does it mean i should draw boys smooching more often if i want to pull those sweet sweet numbers lol
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I have a lot of beefs with Bleach: Fade to Black, but I really just adore this scene where Byakuya is wandering the hallways of his own empty, echoing house, looking for some trace of Rukia.
Who is she? he thinks. This phantom person, this trace of my gentle, beloved wife. And then he finds...
...hmm, what's that?...
...she has carved Chappy into her desk with a penknife. Immaculate.
#rukia kuchiki#this is the greatest rukia characterization moment of all time and she's not even here#i hope that was a 9000 year old heirloom that costs as much as 7.5 mansions#she is. a menace.#does byakuya even know what chappy is or did he lose all memory of that along with his memories of rukia#this is apropos of nothing i just found the folder that had these screenshots in it#in my heart she also carved a dick (with balls) into the desk but they couldn't show it b/c this is a movie for kids#byakuya had to look at it tho
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I have a quick question abt red panda!reader, does she also stand up with her hands in the air whenever she feels threatened??? Because that would be absolutely hilarious😭😭😭
She's very jumpy!!!
Easily scared especially because ghost walks too silently!!
"God damn it ghost! Make a sound!!"
They've seen her do it for the first time when Price sneezed so loud. She didn't raise her arm that high, and it was barely a second, but they all caught it. After that they just tried to scare her again, just to make sure they saw right...
She's got a little thing for trying to be on a higher spot than the boys when they're arguing (instincts kick in and tell her she has to look bigger and scarier.)
Cue her standing on a chair while angrily arguing with Ghost who's glad his mask is hiding his huge smile.
#it's totally cute and adorable but also hilarious#the boys absolutely try not to laugh when she does it#Price just couldn't stop laughing when she climbed on his desk the first time they argued#redpanda!readercodAU#fanfics#fanfiction#fanfic#simon ghost riley#simon riley#ghost cod#cod mw2#captain price#john soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick
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I'm having incoherent thoughts about clone danny again from the clone/clone^2 au (when am I not?) but more specifically I'm thinking about his reaction to finding out he's a clone. The standalone clone au digs into that a little more than clone^2, which is more focused on Danny and Damian's relationship. But neither (so far) really get into Danny's issues about finding out he's a clone after 15 years of thinking he wasn't.
Because he resents his parents for not telling him for so long. He resents the way he found out; through a trivial school project rather than a sit-down talk. He resents the fact that, apparently, they had meant to tell him sooner. But forgot. He resents the fact that they never told him because finding out feels like something was stolen from him when it had the chance to not be.
Danny Fenton, just fifteen, cloned not even half a year ago, knows what that personal violation of autonomy feels like. He knows what it's like to be cloned and while he loves Ellie, he does, she's his sister, and in this au his twin. But he is still left with that feeling of unsafety after realizing he'd been cloned. Being cloned is violating. The onset realization that it's so easy to get DNA without the other party noticing, and that what was stopping someone from trying to clone him again?
Followed only after with the rest of the inexplainable mix of feelings of being cloned, the rest of that inner conflict and panic that's an ugly mocktail of emotions that range from horror to fear. Trying to imagine what it's like to be cloned from the cloned party, and I imagine that it leaves you with the feeling of needing to crawl out of your own skin with discomfort.
And then he gets put on the other side of it. Danny Fenton, only fifteen, was cloned not even half a year ago, finding out he is a clone. And reactions, I imagine, can vary from person to person. But to him, it feels like something got stolen from him, like someone took a hole puncher and stuck it right into his chest and stole a chunk of himself from him.
It changes nothing about him and yet it changes everything. It's a betrayal on it's own to just find out he was a clone and they didn't tell him for fifteen years -- it shouldn't mean anything, because he's still Danny, and yet it means everything. It's him, it's him, it's about him. It's his personhood. It's about the fact that a load-bearing rock in his identity just crumbled beneath his feet and now there's a rockslide.
Because then he finds out that they used the wrong DNA. Its like pouring salt in an open wound. He's not even related to his parents or his sister, when for years he thought he was. It's the fact that pieces of his identity that he's been so secure in for so long just got ripped away from him in an instant. Then they tell him -- only through his own horrified prompting -- that the person whose DNA they used -- Bruce Wayne -- didn't even know he existed. That they accidentally used the wrong DNA, then didn't tell the person whose DNA they used.
The betrayal of being lied to for years turns really quickly into horror at his own existence. Something very similar to the horror he felt at being cloned and the skin-crawling discomfort that made him feel like his own skin wasn't really his. And then its not. It's actually not. Nothing but his own name feels like it belongs to him anymore -- not his hair, not his eyes, not his heart or his lungs, nothing feels like his anymore and he didn't know what that felt like until it was gone.
It's a question of Nature Vs. Nurture -- where does the line of "nature" begin and where does the line of "nurture" end? What of him is actually his? What of him is Bruce Wayne's? It's not logical, it's not supposed to be. It's a load-bearing wall on the house of his identity being destroyed and now everything else is caving down in on him. What belongs to Danny, what belongs to Bruce Wayne?
#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#clone^2#danny fenton is a clone#its a combination 'oh my god i've been cloned too i know how violating that feels holy fuck' empathy and also the horror of finding out tha#the things you knew about yourself that you thought were unchanging was all WRONG.#its the fact that tragedy is always one step away from comedy. they're twins for a reason. the humor of finding out you're a clone through#a silly school project and the *horror* of finding out you're a clone from a silly school project instead of a proper conversation#danny goes into his room after he's done talking to his parents and he vomits into the garbage can under his desk. utterly horrified#and he calls sam and tucker crying. it shouldn't change anything he knows this and yet it changes EVERYTHING. he doesn't feel like himself#he doesnt feel like himself any*more.* this might be cause for him to do a closet overhaul. something to make himself feel like he's#in control of himself again. piercings. temporary hair dye. *something* to feel like he's in control.#its no wonder why he never wants to tell bruce wayne he exists because he *knows* how violating that feels and he's *afraid.*#it makes him takinh in damian a little more remarkable bc it undoubtedly made#his identity issues worse. but thats a child and a child who needs help and danny is *kind*
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since there's an impressionist royal portrait in the zeitgeist right now, do you wanna hear about one of my fav norwegian oil painters........ his name is håkon gullvåg and he's painted portraits of the norwegian king and queen and they look like this
which were pretty controversial at the time (the year 2000), but i was too baby to know anything about it!
(the headline says "UNDIGNIFIED!")
i first heard of him when he was on the news for a completely different controversy around the years 2008/2009 - his exhibition titled 'the holy land'/'terra sancta' which was a series of paintings he had painted in a wild unstoppable rage over the injustices he had seen palestinians suffer. at one of the exhibitions in syra, two of the paintings got removed by the french embassy, and i think never returned to him? i'm finding it surprisingly difficult to hunt down the story without knowing exactly what to look for, but i did dig up this article. i was still a young teen at the time so i didn't know much about the context, but in recent times i've been thinking about these paintings a lot. i'll add the Controversial Paintings under the cut:
#current events /#he's from my hometown and i went to see the terra sancta exhibition with my parents back then#and ever since he's been one of my favourite contemporary painters. his style is so raw#i also remember vividly a time in high school when i was crying under a desk because i was going to turn 18#and i was terrified of losing hold of my childlike wonder and creativity#and my drama teacher found me and said that her partner håkon gullvåg is much older than me and he has never felt so creatively charged#and i was like WELL IF MY FAVOURITE PAINTER FEELS THAT WAY I'M SURE I'LL BE FINE ALSO
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mizukage rin nohara and her helpful office assistant, hound! yes she has an isobu paperweight :)
for @yellowocaballero’s recent roleswap au which is Great
#crandairy art#naruto#naruto art#rin nohara#kakashi hatake#got to play with kakashis mask. tried making it different from his anbu one but yeah#also rins outfit changed slightly. tried to replace her headband with a purple cloth one but couldnt make it work. rip#also earlier drafts had a kid obito picture in a frame on her desk but it felt like it was out of character/giving too much info#also tried to leave a gaping hole on the right side of the canvas so obito was noticably absent. varying degrees of success#but yes yes please shake rins hand shes a great business woman :) ignore hound in the background lol#also tried the lineless approach i do in my other drawings#kakashi still dont brush his hair
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is this the flame of my heart?
desk bonus under the cut
#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#tw self harm scars#i just went fuck it but there is a reason why hes holding a flamberge#its just the easiest way i can have him holding a flame lol#flame sword; flame of passion and to light a darkness#sword because it is supposed to represent both justice and defense of the weak#this is supposed to be mostly metaphorical btw#also yes his chest is bound#even if metaphorical this is supposed to be pre-will of God to me#desk is a mess lmao#also its past 3 am wow!!!
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more human au connor. i imagine he'd pull all-nighters at the station and hank or fowler or whoever would find him passed out like this when they came in.
#connor rk800#dbh#dbh connor#dbh fanart#dbh rk800#detroit become human#rk800#dbh human au#sleeping on the job lol#not the cigarette butts oml#also yeah he would totally have like a million half empty coffees on his desk#krita
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