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I love the Leverage episodes where they're truly just psychologically tormenting a guy.
Like obviously they first establish that the guy is a terrible guy who does terrible guy things. And we really do need the terrible guy to be doing a lot of terrible guy things because this is kinda an ethical nightmare, but don't worry, they are reliably doing a lot of terrible guy things.
But then it is just like "hey, let's convince this guy that he's made first contact with aliens and also that aliens are trying to kill him" or "hey, let's make this guy believe he's contracted a deadly disease and is going to die in quarantine because medical staff are abandoning him" or "hey, let's first try to persuade this journalist that the government is secretly creating Guantanamo Bay 2: Underground Boogaloo in your backyards and when she doesn't run with that story, let's then make her think that oops the government accidentally leaked some kind of bioweapon into the waterways and now water is gonna kill you instead."
#leverage#kai rambles#the three days of the hunter job#the order 23 job#the first contact job#nate ford#sophie devereaux#eliot spencer#alec hardison#parker#parker leverage#i just finished watching the first contact job#and the guy is an awful guy who did a very similar thing to the guy theyre helping#but wow that guy did spend an entire night hiding under his desk terrified aliens were gonna kill him#also just thought that even though this show is quite old at least one of my mutuals is currently watching to so#leverage spoilers
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inspired by @limplegsakimbo
#if u somehow havent been following along this madness already you should go check it out#cant stop thinking about him at his desk tumblring#striders sit normal challange(impossible)#the pose is inspired both by how ive been drawing dave sitting#and simmonsized has described him sitting lika a gargoyle a few times and now i can never imagine anything else#i also sat like this pretty the entire time.....#dave strider#bro strider#homestuck#limplegsakimbo#my art#lil cal
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What I love about Spy x Family's recent chapters concerning Martha and Henry—two secondary characters with little direct connection to the plot as we've known it—is that Endo's taking the opportunity to once again hammer home what the story's actual stakes are. The idea of potential conflict between Ostania and Westalis isn't just window dressing for a wacky wholesome badass family gimmick—the previous wars are real events that various characters lived through, and all of them are in some way affected by it and have good reasons to want to avoid another one. This is primarily an action-adventure/slice-of-life manga with a lot of sendups to spy movies and pop culture of the 60s, but I think those things hold much more weight with the thematic underpinning of the horrors of war and the ruin it leaves behind.
#spy x family#sxf meta#obviously we have twilight's origin story/yor and yuri's parents/the experiments on anya and bond#but there's also sylvia's loss of her family and franky's history and martha's trauma and millie's resentment of fathers who came back#it fucked up the desmonds too just in different ways—donovan being Like That is why melinda demetrius and damian have suffered#and the decisions made by people like donovan from behind a desk are catastrophic for people like twilight and franky in the trenches#endo consistently engages with the implications of his setting in really interesting ways#and using a fictionalized post-war central europe is a VERY resonant choice given the history behind the current geopolitical climate
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I'm a normal person until I remember how Dick perched his chin on Bruce's arm.

Year One: Batman/Scarecrow #1
#he's so baby 🥺#and it just hits so much harder bc bruce calls him ''kiddo'' in this series#plus then dick tucks himself under bruce's arm so he can talk to the lady at the desk#and also his cape is sooo teeny tiny#he makes me so 🥺🥺🥺#Bruce Wayne#Dick Grayson
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Dick Grayson and his Kory pictures that he keeps everywhere 🥹🫶🏻







#everywhere in his house on his desk AND he has a photo of her as his phone backround 🩷#also having her huge portrait in his living room ajgkhxdzf#so real of him <3#dickkory#koriand'r#starfire#dick grayson#nightwing
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Black T-Shirt + Sling | requested by Anonymous
#*gnawing on him*#Rick Grimes#*#rg#The Ones Who Live#*runs hand down his arm like it's a staircase bannister*#H A N D S#why do you get hands that are big and manly AND deft and elegant#that sounds like a crime#tbh#F O R E A R M S#yes biceps obv but forearms don't get the attention they deserve#also his arm hair but i'm not gonna be that weird right now#v e i n s#tag yourself i am under the desk#investing in those kneeling pads people who garden a lot use
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everyone else is giving their take on this so I feel as if I should too. I am angry about burt and irving now having two almost-kisses and them still finding a reason for them to never close that gap. like, yea it makes narrative sense that neither of those scenes contained a kiss, it's compelling even, if I view it objectively I actually love that because I care deeply about these characters and want them to be written realistically and with nuance.
but I am not gonna sit here and pretend that I'm fine with how this compares to the straight couples that have had so much more this season. if burt and irving's story existed in a bubble where markhelly and all the rest didn't serve as points of comparison I don't think I'd be half as upset at the way this ended. I'd be able to appreciate the impact of their being unable to kiss TWICE now in different universes because of forces outside of their control without looking across at every. single. other. couple. who are all straight. and going. why do they get that and we don't. why is it only the gay couple that have to be written "realistically" where they're still not ready to kiss. why can allowances and indulgences be made for dramatic effect for EVERYONE except them. I don't know if it's intentional homophobia, or queerbait, or if they're really just that squeamish about the idea of two old men kissing each other, but the double standard is there no matter the motivation behind it. and when you combine that with irving's innie being effectively killed off four episodes into the second season, and now his outie potentially written out of the show too, all I'm saying is it becomes hard to give them the benefit of the doubt.
we're all aware john turturro may not return for another season and that's why they felt the need to wrap up irving's two storylines somehow so they weren't left on a loose end should he decide not to come back, and I get that, and I'm glad there was some sense of finality to it, but then why not allow us just this one thing. just one moment of indulgence. because it might actually be our, and their, last chance. would it have killed them to just let them kiss this one time if there was a chance we'd never see them again, a chance they'd never see each other again. the truth is, no, it wouldn't have been hard at all. but they still made the decision to withhold that. because they can't allow us or them even the most basic kindness whilst handing the straight couples everything on a silver platter.
I'm not gonna get into the pacing issues of their relationship this season, how we jumped from them shyly asking each other out on another date to burt carrying out the hit on irving, how there feels like a missing scene in between those two events, because that relates to a wider problem with the structure of the show itself that is beyond the scope of this criticism. but i think it's telling that rather than giving us that extra time with them, they took a whole episode away from our main cast where even cobel got to kiss a one off male character that we will never hear from or see of again, and the supposed flagship romance of season 1 can't even get that. at what point am I allowed to call that thing in the corner that looks, acts, and talks like a duck a fucking duck?
if it sounds like I'm bitter, and jealous, it's because I am. because whether or not the double standard is intentional or not, it's still there. and I really did think a show that was able to present such special, compelling, meaningful queer characters would be a little more self aware about the message they're sending. and it fucking sucks that this has become just another show where I have to swallow my frustration and accept that they're not writing this for me. I and my fellow queer audience will never be the priority. even now we are still begging for scraps
#i dont know how to express better than i can be compelled by what we got whilst also being upset it wasnt something else#im just voicing my frustrations. i still care deeply about the show. i just wish it cared more about me#i just already feel genuinely awful like physically sick#but i dont think id feel as angry as i do if irving hadnt been systematically removed from every part of the plot this season#we still dont know anything about his outie#we see him punished for his espionage before we even get to find out what exactly hes doing or why#does that not feel like a massive oversight#and now we possibly never will. because thats definitely the last of him we'll see this season#three years of speculation and trying to fit him into all of this and for what#so mark and helly can get another bland fucking sex scene under a desk instead. dont piss me off.#just so we are clear if irving doesnt come back for season 3 then i dont come back#severance#severance spoilers#meta tag#irving bailiff#burt goodman#burt x irving
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sixnine save me. sixnine. sixnine save me. save me sixnine. Sixnine
do you ever like a character pairing so much you nearly kill your printer just so make your own collage poster of them

(i used the scan document tool in my notes app to take a pic of this :3)

#this has lyrics from Pain and Break it off by Pinkpantheress but they’re barely visible HDNDJDJDKDJDJSNSM#ignore how extremely messy my desk is LMAO#also it took me 2 hours to make this. Damn#SUUUPER duper proud of this but uh. probably now gonna blow up as much as the drawing i used for this hhhh#battle for dream island#bfdi#x finds out his value#xfohv#the power of two#tpot#bfdi six#bfdi nine#xfohv six#xfohv nine#tpot six#tpot nine#sixnine#bfdi sixnine#xfohv sixnine#tpot sixnine#painterskater#bfdi painterskater#xfohv painterskater#tpot painterskater#bfdi gijinka#xfohv gijinka#tpot gijinka#gijinka#collage
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I just wanna share the Valentines gift I got from my partner 🥹 I've been wanting to get my hands on him for months & I finally do. Eueuegheg.....I'm so happy...
#soups' talk#transformers#transformers one#starscream#tfo starscream#maccadam#I love him he's perfect eueeghe#He shall be my emotional support desk buddy#and also I can finally have better reference of his model cuz it's very accurate to the movie#He'll probably be the type to remind me to get my sht done & my adhd forgetful ass definely needs that XDDD#while being supportive nometheless#youre so nice screamer ♥︎♥︎♥︎#His eyes lit up too (shown in the pics) which is fricken cool. But what's not cool is while his eyes are glowing my room is dark...#menancing#I still cant get over tiney megatron 😭#he's so palm sized. even tinier than my hand😭😭#I still have no idea why they would include Megatron in Starscream's model?? as an accessory???#It's either a reference to G1 or the manufactures are MegaStar shippers idk man 😭😭#megatron
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RE2 lethan AU where leon finds ethan hiding under a desk in the racoon police station
#ethan winters#leon kennedy#resident evil#rebhfun#resident evil fanart#resident evil 2#lethan#i cant decide if loen finds him hiding in a bathroom stall#or under a desk#they r both funny#he baricades himself under the desk with computers lol#leons finds him on accident and shoots him in the wrist on reflex#sorry ethan has to get at least a minimum of 2 hand injuries a game#this also applies to made up AUs#camera shy photographer is also funny#'haha say cheese leoonn'#'haha ok ur turn'#and ethan shatters his camera on the floor#'oops haha looks like we cant take anymore photos'
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eldest daughter behavior
#he just like me fr#can you tell that I used to be an osomatsu kinnie#osomatsu san is like an old wound I got from the war that’s healed but still acts up during dubious employment periods#yes I am currently job hunting why do you ask#digital art#my art#osomatsu matsuno#osomatsu san#mr osomatsu#actually no I don’t think he deserves the Mr title there’s too much respect behind that#why do I feel like his English name would be some shit like craig#I’ve only ever cosplayed once in my life and it was this fucker#I still have the bowlcut wig buried deep in my desk and it whispers to me like the green goblin mask#also I bought a surprisingly really high quality hoodie cosplay it’s very good for cold winter days#but it has a giant pine logo smack dab in the middle so it’s like wearing a sign that says bullied in highschool in public#who says watching osmtsan doesn’t do any good?#I watched two episodes the other day and immediately went on indeed and applied for another job thanks king 👍#hello to like the ten other matsuno fans still on here#I’m literally neeting it up at home right now#my friend says I’m doing better than them cuz I got my degree tho so I’m holding on so hard onto that 👊👊👊
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i don't draw ship art often,,, but even I'm not immune to office desk smooching aesthetics
and i already had this whole room designed so
#bazz#bazzlink#bazz botw#botw#totk#he's wearing his fancy captain getup hence the scarf and additional armor bits#but yeah i dont have that much to say about it i just wanted to draw some desk action and those two fit the bill#also twitter went bonkers for this one i think its now officially my most popular piece there (on that account at least)#and it got me like 100 new follows#just one shippy art#its nuts#does it mean i should draw boys smooching more often if i want to pull those sweet sweet numbers lol
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I'm having incoherent thoughts about clone danny again from the clone/clone^2 au (when am I not?) but more specifically I'm thinking about his reaction to finding out he's a clone. The standalone clone au digs into that a little more than clone^2, which is more focused on Danny and Damian's relationship. But neither (so far) really get into Danny's issues about finding out he's a clone after 15 years of thinking he wasn't.
Because he resents his parents for not telling him for so long. He resents the way he found out; through a trivial school project rather than a sit-down talk. He resents the fact that, apparently, they had meant to tell him sooner. But forgot. He resents the fact that they never told him because finding out feels like something was stolen from him when it had the chance to not be.
Danny Fenton, just fifteen, cloned not even half a year ago, knows what that personal violation of autonomy feels like. He knows what it's like to be cloned and while he loves Ellie, he does, she's his sister, and in this au his twin. But he is still left with that feeling of unsafety after realizing he'd been cloned. Being cloned is violating. The onset realization that it's so easy to get DNA without the other party noticing, and that what was stopping someone from trying to clone him again?
Followed only after with the rest of the inexplainable mix of feelings of being cloned, the rest of that inner conflict and panic that's an ugly mocktail of emotions that range from horror to fear. Trying to imagine what it's like to be cloned from the cloned party, and I imagine that it leaves you with the feeling of needing to crawl out of your own skin with discomfort.
And then he gets put on the other side of it. Danny Fenton, only fifteen, was cloned not even half a year ago, finding out he is a clone. And reactions, I imagine, can vary from person to person. But to him, it feels like something got stolen from him, like someone took a hole puncher and stuck it right into his chest and stole a chunk of himself from him.
It changes nothing about him and yet it changes everything. It's a betrayal on it's own to just find out he was a clone and they didn't tell him for fifteen years -- it shouldn't mean anything, because he's still Danny, and yet it means everything. It's him, it's him, it's about him. It's his personhood. It's about the fact that a load-bearing rock in his identity just crumbled beneath his feet and now there's a rockslide.
Because then he finds out that they used the wrong DNA. Its like pouring salt in an open wound. He's not even related to his parents or his sister, when for years he thought he was. It's the fact that pieces of his identity that he's been so secure in for so long just got ripped away from him in an instant. Then they tell him -- only through his own horrified prompting -- that the person whose DNA they used -- Bruce Wayne -- didn't even know he existed. That they accidentally used the wrong DNA, then didn't tell the person whose DNA they used.
The betrayal of being lied to for years turns really quickly into horror at his own existence. Something very similar to the horror he felt at being cloned and the skin-crawling discomfort that made him feel like his own skin wasn't really his. And then its not. It's actually not. Nothing but his own name feels like it belongs to him anymore -- not his hair, not his eyes, not his heart or his lungs, nothing feels like his anymore and he didn't know what that felt like until it was gone.
It's a question of Nature Vs. Nurture -- where does the line of "nature" begin and where does the line of "nurture" end? What of him is actually his? What of him is Bruce Wayne's? It's not logical, it's not supposed to be. It's a load-bearing wall on the house of his identity being destroyed and now everything else is caving down in on him. What belongs to Danny, what belongs to Bruce Wayne?
#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#clone^2#danny fenton is a clone#its a combination 'oh my god i've been cloned too i know how violating that feels holy fuck' empathy and also the horror of finding out tha#the things you knew about yourself that you thought were unchanging was all WRONG.#its the fact that tragedy is always one step away from comedy. they're twins for a reason. the humor of finding out you're a clone through#a silly school project and the *horror* of finding out you're a clone from a silly school project instead of a proper conversation#danny goes into his room after he's done talking to his parents and he vomits into the garbage can under his desk. utterly horrified#and he calls sam and tucker crying. it shouldn't change anything he knows this and yet it changes EVERYTHING. he doesn't feel like himself#he doesnt feel like himself any*more.* this might be cause for him to do a closet overhaul. something to make himself feel like he's#in control of himself again. piercings. temporary hair dye. *something* to feel like he's in control.#its no wonder why he never wants to tell bruce wayne he exists because he *knows* how violating that feels and he's *afraid.*#it makes him takinh in damian a little more remarkable bc it undoubtedly made#his identity issues worse. but thats a child and a child who needs help and danny is *kind*
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I have a lot of beefs with Bleach: Fade to Black, but I really just adore this scene where Byakuya is wandering the hallways of his own empty, echoing house, looking for some trace of Rukia.

Who is she? he thinks. This phantom person, this trace of my gentle, beloved wife. And then he finds...

...hmm, what's that?...

...she has carved Chappy into her desk with a penknife. Immaculate.
#rukia kuchiki#this is the greatest rukia characterization moment of all time and she's not even here#i hope that was a 9000 year old heirloom that costs as much as 7.5 mansions#she is. a menace.#does byakuya even know what chappy is or did he lose all memory of that along with his memories of rukia#this is apropos of nothing i just found the folder that had these screenshots in it#in my heart she also carved a dick (with balls) into the desk but they couldn't show it b/c this is a movie for kids#byakuya had to look at it tho
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I have a quick question abt red panda!reader, does she also stand up with her hands in the air whenever she feels threatened??? Because that would be absolutely hilarious😭😭😭
She's very jumpy!!!
Easily scared especially because ghost walks too silently!!
"God damn it ghost! Make a sound!!"
They've seen her do it for the first time when Price sneezed so loud. She didn't raise her arm that high, and it was barely a second, but they all caught it. After that they just tried to scare her again, just to make sure they saw right...
She's got a little thing for trying to be on a higher spot than the boys when they're arguing (instincts kick in and tell her she has to look bigger and scarier.)
Cue her standing on a chair while angrily arguing with Ghost who's glad his mask is hiding his huge smile.
#it's totally cute and adorable but also hilarious#the boys absolutely try not to laugh when she does it#Price just couldn't stop laughing when she climbed on his desk the first time they argued#redpanda!readercodAU#fanfics#fanfiction#fanfic#simon ghost riley#simon riley#ghost cod#cod mw2#captain price#john soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick
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do u have a panel of charles wearing that sweater i wanna seeee
my beautiful princess and his cozy sweater....
[Ultimate X-Men (2001) #20: "Resignation"]
#snap chats#crying at the fact i have the same desk lamp as charles. how popular of a lamp is that...#also shout out to the bottom two panels really appreciate the delicate highlight of his boobs. thank you lamp
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