#// then kick that puppy away?

[catgirljaneway]

if there's one thing Kathryn Janeway is gonna do, it's look at her employees like the 🥺🥺 emoji

[ssaltlicker]

People talking about caitlyns arc is almost always hilarious bc of the collective hallucination that the fandom had about her. People casually inserting g*nocide, ethn*c cl*ansing, etc. into her story like WHERE did that happen????? And its so weird bc no one says anything ppl are just like “damn i cant believe caitlyn did that thing she did at Tiananmen square in 1989” and everyones like yes omg shes so bad :P

Im just in awe at how little the fandom actually cares abt the base content. Jinx being painted as a wholesome manic pixie dream girl like she wasnt a kid murderer that wiped out an entire peace advocacy group and helped one of the worst oppressors of zaun while caitlyn and vi are deemed Toxic Beyond Repair and literally compared to the worst people in history when they were bad for a bit before snapping out of it and working for good the rest of the time… wild shit

[heylittleriotact]

Somewhere out there my Rook and my Tav are sitting in a dive bar and getting absolutely shitfaced while they trade horror stories about having a completely fucking unhinged ancient elf who’s utter garbage at making plans in their heads.

[javierduffy]

kieran and javier finding moments or even seconds of domestic bliss in canon pls

my friend i have scoured, deep sea dived, deep cleaned, poker all-inned and i have never once in my rdr2 career ever been able to find a positive interaction between them in canon. i didn’t think they even had ANY for the longest time until someone found one and its literally javier threatening kieran … which i would personally not categorize as “domestic bliss”. i think our best bet for canon content is crossing our fingers and praying that the ai for them in camp has them sit next to each other momentarily

[the-phantom-officianados]

Yes, Akechi! Yes I do! Look at him! Hurting him intentionally would be like kicking a puppy!

Oh I do so love kicking puppies.

☆ Akechi 🪦

[invinciblerodent]

i've not seen anyone post this with a dwarf before now, but jesus. jesus christ. jesus fucking christ.

(love how the others just stand there and watch intently as their friends make out and cuddle for a solid minute.)

(Gale is kneeling there, with his nice robes soaked in gross magical brain-juice and with armor clipping through his forehead, and they're just. watching.)

[sysig]

Please, do not be frightened (Patreon)

[timothyslucy]

on god, i need a chenford sex scene so bad once we trudge through all this fucking pain, because angst leading to sex is my favorite smut trope. the desperation that leads to hurried, frantic kisses? SLAPS! the heartache that leads to slow, passionate kisses? SLAPS! the face caresses and mesmerized eye contact? SLAPS! holding onto each other so tightly and so closely they practically mold into one? SLAPS! like... please just give us the sneakiest of sneak previews into their naked time together!! just once!!!!

[mushiewrites]

*brainrot intensifies*

[grease-to-the-east]

been absolutely fascinated by an au me and friend created where johnny finds a stray dog on the street during one of the times he has to sleep out in the lot and gets absolutely attached to it and starts taking care of it when he sees it and it keeps him company for a couple months and then it DIES. specifically because that is the exact brand of terribleness that would happen to johnny cade and it makes me so sad

[oars]

kind of fascinating how as writers you can establish that these characters are victims and how they're mistreated. and go ahead and mistreat them the same way like how do you do that

[ccaptain]

@pantachorei: in   the   end,   the   man   was   less   truly   vexing   by   nature,   and   more   simply   wont   to   step   onto   the   doctor's   nerves.   he   was   generally   unhappy   with   unwanted   attention,   easily   rendered   weary   by   interactions   with   individuals   he   either   held   no   interest   in   or   struggled   to   maintain   a   stimulating   conversation   with.   as   such,   when   the   blue-haired   fellow   approached   him   once   again,   he   simply   lifted   the   book   he   was   holding,   and   held   it   close   enough   to   his   head   to   gently   knock   it   against   his   face.   ❛    i   am   busy,   so   if   you   have   nothing   productive   to   offer   then   do   kindly   afford   me   space   to   think   instead.   ❜

   oh, he was aware that his presence was not going to be tolerated for much longer. while he didn't sought him out as often as he would have liked to, he supposed that there was a limit even to a teacher's patience. even when his continuous pursuit of knowledge needed to be sated, there was just something that told him that Veritas Ratio didn't much liked to be bothered for what he considered trivialities.

   that something was a book being gently tapped right on his face to signal the being that humans, no matter how intelligent and willing to answer questions, needed some space.

   oh.

   message received. this is his limit.

   explaining himself would simply obtain the result to further irritate the man- no matter if it made sense or not. so Kaeya opted for the only reaction that would have made sense in the moment: contriteness. bare shoulders sagging, a shuffle of hair against the book where a pale diamond peeked from behind it, blinking twice at him.

   ' ...yes doctor. i'm sorry, doctor. '

[starlightiing]

why am i only just now seeing that interview where that reporter brings up bruno famin, unintelligently may i add, ("bruno famin said it was your fault" wtf REALLY??) and Esteban just says, "No, no" and walks away god god god GOD

Do people think before they speak or like -- I mean, obviously not.

[nade2308]

Yet another scene that broke me.

@thethistlegirl @malewifebillcage

[xamaxenta]

I’m expanding on puppy boy ace because it’s funny/cute. Marcos is the increasingly panicked seeing the resemblance and he knows pops can tell and finds it funny because ace and garp fighting looks dead like a little puppy squaring up to a big dog and the dog is clearly just indulging him. Then their fighting knocks the two overboard and garp crawls aboard again with sea stunned limp ace scruffed in his teeth so he has his hands free and oh no. Then they shake in perfect unison and OH NO. Marco is boning garps grandchild who’s half his age and though garp is throwing him threw walls Marco knows well from ace that’s basically affection so please ace keep your trap shut Marco doesn’t wanna die today by one of the few marines who could keep him dead.

😭😭😭 the monkey family is in fucking shambles who raised them who raised garp

Why is Luffy the only one that actually processes his emotions in a somewhat healthy way

Garp already knows theyre a thing its fucking obvious anyone with eyes can tell Marco and Ace have a thing (can see it on the other wbp crews faces when they glance at Marco then to Ace theyre very transparent)

Aces division on life support shdhdh they think Ace is plenty strong but Garp ended his career in an instant

Pops eventually shoos garp off like youre scaring my kids you heathen shoo shoo

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

dearest ari,

i'm sorry if this ask is a little weird, but...

do you think if you got kenny a little plush of a brain he'd find it cute?

ANON. YOUR BRAIN (🥁) .

HE WOULD FIND IT SO ENDEARING :((((((((( you’re just lying there hugging a lil brain plush to your chest n he’s like ???? but he’s SMILING and he has that amused glint in his eyes…. i think he finds you cute but he just boops your nose n leaves. may or may not come back with another brain plushie. who knows……

if you try giving them to him i think he might decline if only bc he’d rather you have them!!! i think it’s almost like. a slightttt possessive streak in him yk …. he wants you to keep things that remind you of him. but if he ends up keeping a plushie you gave to him i think he’d treat it very tenderly :’3 won’t sleep w it or anything, but he looks at it and thinks of you . squeezes it when he’s stressed maybe (bc your hand isn’t there for him to squeeze)…. etcetc . he’s a closeted cutiepie