#im so smrt

[invinciblerodent]

i've not seen anyone post this with a dwarf before now, but jesus. jesus christ. jesus fucking christ.

(love how the others just stand there and watch intently as their friends make out and cuddle for a solid minute.)

(Gale is kneeling there, with his nice robes soaked in gross magical brain-juice and with armor clipping through his forehead, and they're just. watching.)

[s3ror0ki]

academic genius right here..... 😏

[reinventingaxel]

Sometimes I wonder when new people follow me if they know I'm trans then I remember my profile picture is Wilbur soot holding a trans pride flag...

[swirlsandtwirls]

Im soooooooooo smrt figured out how to use Oculus vr headset in lie down mode, been watching videos and edging n rubbing n rubbing like a good girll lollllllllll

So if u have a VR video you want me to watch and maybe edge to, send it to meeee and i’ll watch it 😵‍💫🥵🤤 wanna see who can corrupt me into a melting puddle of arousal with just one video. Read my pinned bio if u wanna know what i loooove and what’s not ok for me. Or reblog if u wanna see sum1 corrupt me and see me write aboutit.

Dm or send in ask and i’ll respond. Smoking again while the batteries charge. Smoking makes me dum n wet and needy lolll

[trashedump]

keep fighting blooper reel

so for context, while i was working on my fic keep fighting, i had a separate document where i would write things as shittily as possible whenever i got stuck. so some of these quotes are from that document, others are things i wrote in the actual fic document whenever i got bored.

enjoy this series of outtakes, ordered by the chapter they occurred in! also warning for spoilers for my fic in case you care about that

chapter 1:

“i got dis” he [sylvain] sed. dis waz his fite 2 mak up 4 being dum

“r u stupd????” fliz yielded. “i wana fite 2 :((((”

“get every1 ot od her” slyman sed. “itz only 2 il be fin”

“k” flix sed al sad n wroeid nd shit. “u betr nut do sumthin stupd”

SYLVer the hedgehogAIN kisd him on da hed. “i wont. now g0”

chapter 2:

dmiarko waz taking 2 ingird

“r u alrite ignatz:

“she mey b sumwher in abys” billie eyleth [misspelling of byleth] sed.

chapter 4:

flix knu he had 2 finf a way 2 nut fitr 2 (DUNBAAAAAAN (HA HA HA HA HA NUMBERS)) gise @ once so he retreted but nut bcoz he had ben defeted. he snt 3 da ofer sid of da rum nd glen cam @ him bcoz rodric waz stil realing. felix navidaf blikd hiz sord agen nd kickd hkn in da bals lol. den he wnt 2 rodrig

fergalicious definition [abhorrent misspelling of felix] mad him go loco den bc he did rath strik ns da crest fargmnt aktivated.

he [felix] slamd da puml of da sord in glands [glenn's] fac nd glue gun [glenn] fel so den he stabf thru rodricks [rodrigue's] chest. dorime [rodrigue???] fel nd puld da sowrd ot of felony [felix] wich hurt a lot agen but he stortd 2 die on da grond.

"Sasuke— I mean Felix—"

"What the fuck did you just call me"

"Uhhhh nothing lol what are you talking about—"

"shurt the hell up I'm leaving you"

the bad ending

chapter 5:

“its alrite” dimi laffd  in a gofik way. dedu aslo noded behing him. “jst cum bak wen ur rechardgd. da rest of us wil kep tings runing wil ur away (hehe im forshadowing da mening of kep fiting her im so smrt im so intelelgint)”

haoi (THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL TO YAOI WTF WTFFFFF)

insted of relying on demselvs evry2 had each oders bak. so dat wen dey had a momt of wekness dey cud stil surviv (an im so smart im so smart heheehehehheeheh).

“i hav a hrd tim beliving dats da cas” he refusd 2 bak don. “i cant help but fel im at falt, bcos i sed id talk 3 u mor aftr da war but den left u in da dust evry single day (the DUST? the DUST)”

"Wait, Didi."

"Yes?" He turned around. "What is it?"

"I should tell you...part of what I've been researching all this time." She started to hesitate, fidgeting with a string tied around her wrist. "It could be important, or...something."

Dimitri was listening intently. Hapi realized she actually wasn't sure why she thought this was important. It was almost as if the author was trying to foreshadow a future plot point.

"What was that?" the warlock called out. His voice was growing louder as he approached Felix's hiding place. "Is...is someone there? .....Must've been the wind."

"we're underground you dumb fuck"

"oh fuck you're right wait how do you know that"

"uhhhhhh shit"

*world explodes from fourth wall break*

i hate describing doors theres so many doors why are there so many doors why did i DO THIS

Felix looked. On the ceiling was a metal grate, most likely an air vent.

"Just like in among us"

flix nd sylvSONIC The Hedgehogain wr switchng it up a bit

chapter 6:

so day had escapd da untetical sience lab yey!!! but dey rwr in a cav. :(

fuor dase had pasd. dey wr stil stuk in da fuking cav.

On the fifth day, things changed. Shit hit fthe fuckign fan oh gsod

IT'S TIME FOR THE FUCKIN SCEEEEEEENE

"There is," he [Felix] said.

The revelation hit Sylvain like a medieval truck.

"I was gonna propose to you," he [Sylvain] said.

The words hit Felix like a medieval train.

chapter 7:

“abt da searc?” dey [byleth] sed nd dimi noded. dey cod always tel watz on his mind or maby dey j chos da rite dialog opton

“but aslo speking as a mrecenari” buyleth sed “i kno how tings can torn arond in an instnat. batls u tink r a lost cas switch in ur favor in da blink-182 of an eye. ppl uve logn snic had 2 left 4 ded hold on despit it al. so itx nut ovr until we kno it si. wer so fuking back”

“rite” dimi sed whil sheding a singl ter “wer so fuking bak”

“oh shti dat is prmosing” dimi sed “any sine of da duck nd marmalade” [duke and margrave]

dimiarko [dimitri] torned 2 bananapeel [byleth]

They were almost out of food. Every so often, that realization hit Felix like a medieval airplane.

"Okay," Sylvain conceded damn we out here conceding in this bitch

Felix hadn't said anything in a while—and, to be fair, neither had Sylvain, but it was his distant expression that worried Sylvain. He looked lost in thoughts all alone yoooooou are the oooooceans gray waaaaves destined to seek life beyond the shoooore just out of reeaaach yeeeet the watereeeerrs ever chaaaange flowing like time the path is yours to cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimb

"Clearly," Lysithea grumbled. "I didn't expect the same for you."

"Yes, well, I couldn't rest now," Linhardt said. "There are monsters nearby."

chapter 8:

ok so dery etin gdiner nd itz rtlly harty bef stew lik harty stew in botw i tink dats a recispe in dat gaem

syl stripd don 2 naked nd tok of AL his cloths nd he had a rely long no we’re not going there. he tornd on da watr nd thot abt fliz but nut lik dat u prev. he had a flashbak 2 post rodrick [rodrigue] deth but forst he dint tink abt it yet he gut da sop nd began 2 wash al his skin

But maybe he’ll never be ready, a thought tugged at the back of his mind. Maybe he wants nothing to do with me. After all…I’m the one who did this to him.

The memories hit Sylvain like a medieval blimp.

chapter 9:

dimi codnt hodl bak as he stepd in2 da dorfram nd hugd him as tight as he cud. and den da crest of blaiddyd aktivatd nd he snapd sylvens fuking spine in half. just kiding dat dint hapen lol can u imagin

chapter 10:

“But I promise—for the rest of our days, I’ll do everything in my power to be the man you see in me. To fight by your side, no matter what.”

"Wow that was sappy as fuck lmao"

[storiesofsvu]

Okay, im gonna preface this by saying that i normally post these directly after watching, so the chaos no context makes a little bit more sense but i was way too tired to deal with uploading after the ep last night... reading it back.... i DID enjoy the episode and did think it was a good one! props to director Aisha. i just think that *between* the eps this season, they keep flitting back and fourth between the style of how they're executing adding in new unsubs/connections to gold star/whatever and my brain can't follow it sometimes (esp at 2 in the morning when i'm getting tired lol).

Alright, considering I normally stay up til the crack of dawn something about making me stay up til 2am for these eps makes me exhausted. I blame the heat. Here we go!

I know that the format of the show is to keep us connected with individual ep unsubs, but none of us CARE. Either make us fully invested in the gold star/north star shit, OR make it the back seat story arc while these new unsubs are suddenly the bau’s focus like they did in the last season!!!

…unless that was morse code and is connected..

BUT STILL!

Make it make sense and be connected to the viewer before starting the scene

I don’t give a fuck about these guys…. Give me the people im waiting for

If you want me to care about eps that are stylized like cm s 1-15 then you have to make them ALL that way, you can’t pick and choose. Make me focus on gold star/elias/Jade from the last couple eps or nothing. You cant switch styles halfway through the season… no matter how intriguing that COULD be im automatically uninterested because its not the same style

Is tyler getting paid for this shit? Or is he just like.. hanging out and having fun?

LLOOLLL not Emily profiling tylers handwriting

PLEASE give us more and ALL dr tara lewis, she’s already been unappreciated as a character, but as a DOCTOR, please, she so smrt. Give us all if it

AS IF that many boxes contain EVERYTHING for four years!

Dad!rossi: I forbid you

Em: fuck you dad imma do it anyway

LOOOLL “ive never been forbidden before…” THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT SOMEONE SAYS BEFORE THEY DEFY ORDERS. I WOULD KNOW

Ok.. NOW this unsub storyline has caught my attention but I am confused lol. Seems very heartbreaking either way

God Emily is so fucking gorgeous

Jfc how smart is tyler?? Imma need to do a deep dive on this…

Man voit is a better fucking profiler than half the team, if he wasn’t…. ya know… a serial killer.. LOL

HHAHAHAHA omg tyler

Yess! Another VVERY NATURAL FUCK! I don’t care what anyone says, the more natural swears are the ones that I love the most!

Garcia’s so fucking hot…

Hotch “left the unit a few years ago” bruh that was at least a decade

LOL JILL IS ME

NOT FELICITY HUFFMAN OPENING WITH A FUCK

JFC. SHES SO HOT its giving elizabeth Mitchell

Looooolllll fucking rossi…

Jj and luke work super well together and I love it

Loooll Emily throwing tyler in last minute just like she planned and jill calling her on it RIGHT AWAY LOL

NOT THE GUILT TRIP LOL

“not even Jason was this manipulative”

WTF??? This some supernatural/insane shit. Is the wife even alive anymore?? Is he hallucinating that?

Aaand jj and luke have figured it out and this shit is fire

They got this girl locked up like joe from you

Jesus CHRIST this took a twist and I love it but AGAIN, I would love it so much more If it was the primary focus of the ep

Ooooo CALLED IT

God that’s heartbreaking

How THE FUCK DOES SICARIOUS STILL HAVE ACCES TO HIS NETWORK IN JAIL??

OMG Jill instantly hugging Penelope makes me SO WARM

Uuggghhh jill being dragged back into this is not fucking fair.. like… she left.. Jason DEFINTELY left.. that poor queen

JESUS that cut to rossi was straight out of a horror film where he WAS THE KILLER jfc

[euphausia]

1st time wtchng death note: wow idk who to choose light is very cool and rly smrt but L figured him out instantly!! and misa is so scary and powerful wth the shinigami eyes ugh i wsh she ddnt get manipulated by light..

5th time wtchng death note: im quite fnd of 'mikami teru' ☝️☝️

[eagle-head-charge]

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[xnitkov]

Voodoo kupus

Bagra energetskih vampira ždere one koji umiru. Oni kojima se raspadaju temelji i njihovi životi onakve kakve poznaju.

Oni nanjuše raspad sistema i okružete ko lešinari i kljucaju te do same smrti.

Kljucajute dok neumreš… ili dok se nepredaš.

To je sistem - to je naziv njihovog projekta - predaj se ili umrij.

Što znači predat se još nisam skužila… ?

Ali imam svo vrijeme na svijetu da o tome mislim i dumam s obzirom da umirem već par ciklusa.

Mislim da predaja znači - zadrži svoj sistem i silom ga nametni svom već postojećem temelju.

Mislim da predaj se znači - nauči biti tiranin. Adaptiraj arhitip tiranin i postani profesionalni narcis. Koji gura svoje mane i potrebe pod svaku cijenu. Mislim da to znači; dođi s nama i postani profesionalni energetski vampir.

A umrjet znači, ostavi sve što znaš iza sebe. Svih. Sve što si željela, voljela, održavala, maštala. Cijeli svoj sistem i okruženje ubij i spali. To jest. Pusti da umre. APOKALIPSA.

Jedino u ovoj cijeloj prči i “triku” nerazumijem - što oni imaju protiv apokalipse? U čemu je točno problem? 

Cijeli ovaj rat; oni kao da zapravo odugovlače tu apokalipsu i raspad sistema… Ali s druge strane žderu moju karmu, moju bolest, moju tugu, moju patnju, moje najdublje razočarenje, moj sram, moju negativu - oni polako ali progresivno uzimaju na sebe.

Kako možeš nekoga žderat do smrti, ali u isto vrijeme ne imati u interesu njegovu smrt?

Jako su bipolarni u svome ponašanju ovi energetki vampiri...

Mislim da oni uopće neznaju što su oni to točno došli žderat. Mislim da su im oči veće od stomka.

Ja im svaki dan davam feedback i prognozu - o svojim svakodnevnim mukama i patnjama koje su uvijek i skoro samo egzistencijalne prirode. Moje srce je slomljeno jer me gaze, a ja sam na dnu maslowove piramide.

Mislim da su se oni nadali nekoj ljubavnoj agoniji tipa: Ljepotica i zvijer.

A dobili su djevojčicu sa šibicama. Crvenkapicu.

Mislim da je ovo trik stoljeća.

A što bi bilo kad bi se predala umjesto umrla?

Ako ja nisam djevojčica sa šibicama, tko sam onda? 

Oni meni kažu da sam ja krava muzara, a onda mi kažu da sam ja ljepotica a oni moja zvijer.

Ali ja znam da sam ja djevojčica sa šibicama. Crvenkapica.

Sukob i nesporazum. Reality vs. illusion.

Njihova iluzija. Moja stvarnost.

Jeli uopće važno da ih uvjerim u istinu o sebi i svom životu? Jeli to moj posao. Jeli misliš da stvarnost nije dovoljno tvrda da nadiđe i slomije neku malu iluzijicu nekih malih crnih mađioničara?

Jeli misliš da istina treba advokata i svjedoka? Jeli misliš ako ja povjerujem u vašu iluziju da će istina netragom nestat i isparit iz 3Da? Ili će me dočekat spremna čim otvorim kučna vrata i izađem napolje.

Istina je vanka. Istina je vanka na suncu.

Energetski vampiri/profesionalni narcisi kao da misle ako JA neznam ili zaboravim istinu svoje stvarnosti da će stvarnost skupa samnom prestat postojat. Oni kao da nerazumiju da istina ne ovisi o meni ili o mojoj spoznaji. Neovisi ni o njima. Neovisi ni o kome. Oni kao da nerazumiju da je istina zato jer je istina.

Nema bježanja od istine. Svih nas gleda svemirska policija. Svih nas prate i nadziru and they have all our shit on record...so get your fucking shit together.

…ono kad rahu pojede sunce i misli da si je faca. ono kad pobjeda traje jedan sekund lolčina.

Good luck bitches and farewell.

Tko preživi, pričat će.

[p1nkm1lkslug]

Hi!! Omg I loved ur father figure hcs smmm but what if they are still together with him, like Tim warns them about him and even their friends warn them but they are like “he will change” but he can tell it’s not healthy.

𖦹 Tim doesn't want to be the controlling dad that hovers that's not him

𖦹 but he genuinely can't see you suffer and as much as he claims to hate "the dad" Card he knows he says it for a good reason

𖦹 and he wants you to understand that he's never stopped you from dating so he's doing it for a reason

𖦹 will explain it to you trying his best to make you understand with out starting a fight

𖦹 but if your the type to yell back then expect shit TO GO DOWN

𖦹 "im not asking you I'm tellin ya that boy is no good for you" He said teeth gritting against each other as you scoffed "and what..this is? " You said picking up the pills "is this okay huh? Is popping pills like candy okay dad?!..is killing people okay..tim"

𖦹 and ten harsh name calling sessions later and your running out the front door

𖦹 at first he wouldn't go after you he doesn't even understand why he cared at all you were some dumb teenager

𖦹 and then he realize oh...there a dumb teenager...a kid

𖦹 he goes looking for you and apologizes and tries to talk again "darlin..i know i-im not a good person..or your father I know your a smRt kid you ain't stupid...but I need to protect you abd I know you love this guy...buy he don't want you"

𖦹 he let's you be upset,cry and lock yourself in your room but he will not let you see that boy he will make it up to you but he won't

𖦹 he may be your laid back smoking dad but ..as you said he's your dad and he'll be dammed if be let's his kid get hurt over a worthless pile of shit called gods creation

[zoranphoto]

Hollywood se oprašta od Treata Williamsa: 'Imao si srce od zlata'

Nakon što je potvrđena tragična i iznenadna smrt 71-godišnjeg Treata Williamsa, na društvenim mrežama njegove su se holivudske kolege krenule opraštati     Društvene mreže prepune su izraza sućuti, ali i lijepih sjećanja i uspomena holivudskih glumaca koji su tijekom godina imali priliku surađivati s glumcem Treatom Williamsom, koji je jučer izgubio život u prometnoj nesreći. 71-godišnjem Treatu, koji je upravljao motociklom, prednost je oduzeo automobil koji ga, očito, nije primijetio. Samo lijepe riječi za njega su imali, između ostalih, John Travolta, Sharon Stone, Kim Catrall....Tako je John Travolta objavio crno-bijelu fotografiju iz dana kada su zajedno glumili na Broadwayju na kojoj je napisao kako će Treat svima nedostajati.

                   AUTOR: JOHN TRAVOLTA INSTAGRAM Sharon Stone je pak objavila naslovnicu jednog američkog časopisa koji je prenio vijest o glumčevoj smrti i preko nje napisala: 'Tužna vijest, počivaj u miru brate.'    

                 AUTOR: INSTAGRAM SHARON STONE 60-godišnji Billy Baldwin na Twitteru je napisao podužu objavu u kojoj nije štedio komplimente na račun svog pokojnog prijatelja i kolege, rekavši kako je bio pametan i suosjećajan te da je imao srce od zlata: He had it all. Smart. Talented. Funny. Charming. Successful. Handsome. Compassionate. Heart of gold. And that name… Treat Williams. He truly and deeply cared about what’s going on here in America and around the world. Climate change, social justice, freedom, truth, tolerance…… pic.twitter.com/7cKP4nETTz — Billy Baldwin (@BillyBaldwin) June 13, 2023 'Imao je sve. Bio je pametan. Talentiran. Zabavan. Šarmantan. Uspješan. Zgodan. Suosjećajan. Imao je srce od zlata. A tek to ime... Treat Williams. On je istinski i duboko mario za ono što se događa ovdje u Americi, ali i diljem svijeta. Klimatske promjene, socijalna pravda, sloboda, istina, tolerancija... ljubav. Bio je voljen od svoje obitelji, prijatelja, obožavatelja, kolega... svoje zajednice. Ovo je strašan gubitak. Nedostajat ćeš nam. Počivaj u miru Treat.' Zvijezda 'Seksa i grada' Kim Catrall objavila je fotografiju nastalu 1999. na snimanju zajedničkog filma '36 sati za smrt' i uz nju napisala: 'U šoku sam! RIP dragi Treat. Moje saučešće ide Pam, Gillesu, Ellie i cijeloj obitelji. Divan glumac i prijatelj.' I’m in shock! RIP Dear Treat. My condolences to Pam, Gilles, Ellie and the family. A wonderful actor and friend. pic.twitter.com/hurBQfejRu — Kim Cattrall (@KimCattrall) June 13, 2023 Spomenuo ga je i James Wood sa zajedničkom fotografijom nastalom u Rimu tijekom snimanja filma 'Bilo jednom u Americi', otkrivši kako je Williams bio iznimno duhovit, dok je Vanessa Hudgens, koja je u filmu iz 2018. 'Sad ili nikad' glumila njegov kćer, napisala: Treat and I spent months in Rome filming Once Upon a Time in America. It can be pretty lonely on the road during a long shoot, but his resilient good cheer and sense of humor was a Godsend. I really loved him and am devastated that he’s gone. #RIP #TreatWilliams pic.twitter.com/2FTBNJJ6lW — James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) June 13, 2023 'Bio je divan filmski otac i još bolji čovjek. Treat Williams bio je fantastični glumac, bilo je zadovoljstvo biti u njegovoj blizini jer je bio najljubaznija duša. Nedostajat će nam.'

              AUTOR: INSTAGRAM VANESSA HUDGENS 🧵This how it felt to be with #TreatWilliams. Always an joyful adventure. I’m just stunned. My heart aches for the loss. What a remarkable man. @Rtreatwilliams enjoyed his life so much. He created a beautiful existence & example of solid love. He was honest& clear, dedicated to pic.twitter.com/KSMewuzHbR — Sharon Lawrence (@sharonlawrence) June 13, 2023 Tportal.hr By AP -  PD-US Read the full article

[artistotel]

im literally not going to argue w zionist fascism-apologists in the notes, ive spent too much time doing that on my personal blog and im tired but if you still support an apartheid state commiting actual genocide and ethnic cleansing of palestinian people then idk what to tell you, but im not gonna go around hunting sources of very fucking obvious and easily found things just to argue w people who are so deep in their ass they cant recognize the fascism on par with lebensraum

israel is ordering evacuation (palestinian people wont be able to return after that :) ) of like 1 million people who cant even reach the border in time and has dropped more bombs in 5 days than the usa did during the entire afghanistan war, they have also cut off electricity and water to gaza, bombed hospitals and schools, and israeli civillians are murdering palestinians in streets. and apparently pointing this out means you want to "genocide jewish people"??????????

if you want to argue or send "✨good faith asks 😊" literally dont bother i genuinely dont have any nerve to entertain people who are willfully ignoring the ethnic cleansing, despite all the info thats Very Easily Available smrt fašizmu sloboda narodu

posting this inktober separately, freedom to palestine

[kristalpepsi]

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[prenvii-moved]

math is literally so

[lilwettongue]

mmm im so dick dumb 🤤🤤🤤 ive been edgon fr hours for @dammmitmannn nd im soo desperate to cumm now but he says no i cant. it makes me even hornier to do as he says nd deny my needdy wet cunt throbbing so good makes me hornier caus hes rite! im too dumb too cumm now 🥰🥰🥰 only smrt girrl s noe how to makk thenselves cumm nd im dumbie dumb girl haha

[ace-of-gay]

Thats not what i meant

Im so smrt: You•

•buck: you mean smart?

Yes, i mean smart but without the A: You•

•steve: i call bull-, you have a beautiful ass, excuse my language.

•bucky: says the man with America's ass.

Wtf Thats not what i meant: You•

•steve: what did you mean love?

•bucky: you both still have nice ass's (;

Bucky... no: You•

~y/n has left the chat~

•bucky: haha bucky yes

•steve: does that mean we win?

•bucky: mhm